[Comprehensive] Coax you to sleep

Hey, how disgusting.Shirakawa Makoto took a step back to avoid Sakata Gintoki's big hand that picked his nose, and said with disgust: "Uncle curly hair, you are so disgusting, you actually touch my hair with a hand that picked your nose, uncle curly hair, can you be more hygienic?" ?”

"..." Sakata Gintoki's hand suddenly stopped in mid-air, and for a moment he suspected that he had heard it wrong, and he was taught by a little loli.Staring blankly at Shirakawa Mako who was covering her head so that he would not touch him, if Kagura would definitely blow her away, Sakata Gintoki sighed.

Gintoki Sakata was embarrassed, pretended to be nonchalant and retracted his hand, rubbed the thumb and little finger of his right hand against each other a few times, rolled his nose into a small ball and flicked it casually, ignoring Makoto Shirakawa in disbelief He began to look around with his eyes.

"Strange curly-haired uncle, how can you flick your nose in someone else's house... that thing." Bai Chuan Maxing felt that the word "哟——" was a bit indecent, and she changed another word to replace "鼻" after a pause. Wow——].

"Oh? Then Ah Yin, what did I flick around at your house?" Sakata Yinshi withdrew his gaze from looking around, lowered his eyelids listlessly, and flirted with the little loli unscrupulously with his lifeless eyes up.

"Of course it's the nose...that thing." Realizing that she had fallen into the trap of Sakata Gintoki, Makoto Baichuan quickly closed her mouth, no matter how much he provoked her, she would not speak, and only stared angrily at her with rounded almond eyes. Sakata Gintoki.

When Sakata Gintoki felt that he was boring himself no matter how much he teased, Shirakawa Makoto said sullenly, "I'm going to turn on the light."

Before she finished speaking, Bai Chuan Maxing walked towards the light switch with her short legs.

"Oh." Sakata Gintoki watched Shirakawa Makoto's back disappear into the darkness, and when he recovered, he suddenly realized that he was the only one in the living room.Swallowing in fear, he rubbed his bare|exposed forearm with goosebumps, and looked around vigilantly for fear that any ghost would rush out of the darkness.

After waiting for a long time, the light hanging above Sakata Yinshi's head still didn't turn on. Instead, there was a series of loud noises after being knocked down in the entrance.

"No way." Sakata Gintoki scratched his cheek, and ran to the entrance without the slightest hesitation.

The entrance was pitch black, and I couldn't see my fingers.Sakata Gintoki touched the wall, stood there subconsciously squinting his eyes, trying to find Shirakawa Makoto in the darkness.But the darkness shrouded in the entrance was too thick, no matter how concentrated Sakata Gintoki was looking for, he still couldn't find it.

So Sakata Gintoki walked a few steps forward along the extension of the wall, accidentally touched a raised switch button on the wall, pressed the switch, Sakata Gintoki couldn't help squinting his eyes, in the dazzling white In the middle, he saw Bai Chuan Maxing lying face-on on the wooden floor, her long flaxen hair covered her expression, and she looked like she was rushing to the street. Several umbrellas with handles were poured on her body, and the front one It was a long black tube still rolling on the ground.

Sakata Gintoki was startled, and hurried forward to help up the rain gear, and after putting all the umbrellas in, he lightly patted Bai Chuan Maxing's shoulder, squatted beside her and asked in concern, "Hey, are you okay?" ?" He accidentally noticed Bai Chuan Maxing's shrugged shoulders, and he asked with a little hesitation: "You won't cry, will you?" He is the worst at coaxing children.

"No, don't talk nonsense, I won't cry." After a long time, Bai Chuan Maxing's voice came from under her hair with an obvious crying voice.

"Really? If you're about to cry, I won't comfort you~ I'll just laugh at your embarrassment when you cry." Sakata Gintoki obviously didn't believe it.

"I said I didn't cry if I didn't cry." Shirakawa Makoto suddenly raised her head, propped up her upper body and glared angrily at Sakata Gintoki with red eye circles.

"Yes yes yes, you didn't cry, you didn't cry." Sakata Gintoki noticed Shirakawa Makoto's skin-brushed knee, "This, don't you need to deal with it? Come, I'll help you up."

Makoto Shirakawa looked down at her bleeding knee, shook her head at Gintoki Sakata who extended a helping hand, and politely refused his help, "I can get up by myself, thank you for your concern."

"Tsk, I haven't experienced this kind of discomfort for a long time." Sakata Gintoki stood up and touched the back of his head irritably, stepped forward and picked up Shirakawa Mako who was slowly moving forward, "Kid It's better to rely more on the adults, crying willfully is your exclusive right, when you grow up, you won't be able to cry even if you want to."

Feeling her body suddenly soaring into the air, Shirakawa Mako let out an exclamation and subconsciously hugged Sakata Gintoki's neck.

Hearing Sakata Yinshi's words, she pursed her lips, "But crying is an act of weakness. Only weak people cry. This is what my grandfather said. I don't want to become a weak person."

"Don't listen to your grandpa talking nonsense. Tears are a good thing that can wash away bitterness and sadness when they flow out. When you grow up, you will understand that there is a great sadness in life that tears can't wash away. , and the unforgettable pain that makes you unable to shed tears even if you want to, so, cry while you can." Sakata Gintoki lifted Shirakawa Makoto's body upwards, and opened the door in the living room. Deng, put Bai Chuan Ma Xing on the sofa, "I'm sure your grandfather must have a second-grade illness, did he also tell you 'we shouldn't cry, it's a failure of the body'? By the way, where is your medicine cabinet?"

"Eh? Curly-haired uncle, how do you know?" Bai Chuan Maxing opened her mouth incredulously, and asked in disbelief, "The medicine box is under the TV cabinet."

"Because I'm a hero sent by the gods to save the world... Ah, I found it." Sakata Gintoki still clung to this stalk, bent over and rummaged in the drawer.

"Eh? It's a lie, how can there be a god in the world?"

"Whether there is a god in the world or not, you first stretch out your legs." Sakata Gintoki sat down diagonally across from Shirakawa Mako with the medicine box in his hand, beckoning her to show her to stretch out her legs.

Bai Chuan Maxing hesitated for a while, covering her knees, and stretched her legs timidly, "Uncle Curly, I'll apply the medicine myself."

"You stretched it all over, and you're still polite to me..." Holding Shirakawa Maakyo's white, smooth and tender calf, Sakata Gintoki glanced at her, and continued to look for disinfectant cotton in the messy medicine box with his head down.

"Hold, I'm sorry." Bai Chuan Maxing blushed, and apologized in a low voice, embarrassed.

Under the brilliant light, Sakata Gintoki's silver curly hair seemed particularly shiny and fluffy, and he wanted someone to touch it. Shirakawa Makoto stole a glance at the curly hair, and then slowly shifted his gaze to the knee that was being given to her. Sakata Gintoki of the medicine, the crimson dead fish eyes are as beautiful and scary as if precipitated with blood, with a serious and focused face, and he is wearing a white kimono with a blue auspicious cloud pattern background, and the left is nondescript. Half of the sleeves were dropped, revealing the black red-lined underwear inside, a wooden knife pinned to the black belt around the waist, and a pair of black leather boots on the feet.

Such a strange dress, this was Makoto Shirakawa's first thought, and then, "Oh my god, uncle curly hair, why did you come in without taking off your shoes, you will trample the floor dirty."

A vein popped out of Sakata Gintoki's forehead, and he bent the disinfectant stick in his hand, "Is your point wrong? Hey, if you look at me, don't you fall in love with me? A male anime character who wants to get married ~ that's amazing." He showed off triumphantly.

Bai Chuan Maxing blinked her eyes softly, "It's amazing, but what does this have to do with me? And I'm only eight years old. Could it be that Uncle Curly, you are a young girl?"

Sakata Gintoki: "..." It makes sense, but I was speechless.

My heart is so tired, this world should be destroyed.

Helping Bai Chuan Ma Xing with good medicine, Sakata Gintoki realized that there seemed to be no one in the family except him and little loli, and pinched Bai Chuan Ma Xing's chubby face, "Hey, why are you alone in your house?" ?”

"Don't pinch me." Shirakawa Makoto frowned, waved Sakata Yinshi's hand to cover her reddened cheeks, looked at the deserted home, and smiled forcedly, "My mother went out to play mahjong, Dad has to work overtime."

Sakata Yinshi couldn't help but frowned, what kind of parent is this, who actually left the child at home alone, "If you don't want to laugh, then don't laugh, it's so ugly, it's so ugly to see Ah Yin, I'm going to spit out my overnight meal .”

"Eh? Is there?" Bai Chuan Ma Xing touched her face, "And I don't call you Hey, my name is Ma Xing, Bai Chuan Ma Xing, Uncle Curly, you can call me A Xing." She smiled slightly, Showing a mouthful of white glutinous rice teeth, and the shallow dimples, it looks really cute.

"Ah, my name is Xuan [哗——] [哩——] [哗——]..." Sakata Gintoki basically lost his voice, he didn't believe in evil, "I actually called [哗——] [Wow——][Wow——] Hu, no, actually my name is [Wow——] [Wow——] [Wow——] Lu [Wow——]..."

"You can't make up the numbers like this, how can you fix it! Why is Ah Yin silenced when I say it, and I will be angry if I don't restore Ah Yin." Sakata Yinshi was surprisingly angry, so he just wanted to pretend [Wow] ——] Well, why is it so difficult?

"Uncle curly hair?" Bai Chuan Ma Xing tilted her head in confusion when she saw Sakata Gintoki's behavior.

Facing Kamishirakawa Mako's chestnut-colored ignorant eyes, Sakata Gintoki fell silent, and finally said his real name helplessly, "Sakata Gintoki, Sakata Gintoki of Master House."

"House of Everything? What's that?"