[Comprehensive] Those male gods who have been scumbags by heroines

The bees were all smoked away, and Jun Yuan sat down to deal with the beehives.

"Does Qi Gong have a knife on him?"

Hong Qi glanced at the honeycomb in her hand, and knew what she wanted to do, so she took it and broke it in half with her hands.The inner honeycomb and the innermost honey were exposed, less than the liquid overflowed, and Qigong directly stuffed it into his mouth with his fingers.

"It's so fragrant!" Hong Qi's eyes were greedy, "Little girl, you can't use so much, why don't you give me a taste?"

Jun Yuan handed half of it to him, and Hong Qi couldn't wait to grab some of it with his hands. The honey was sticky, so there was only half of it.

After eating almost, I felt that it was so sweet, "It's so sweet that I lost my teeth." I licked the last bite, and threw the honeycomb aside.

Jun Yuan was still worried about the wild boar, even a small suckling pig was difficult for her to handle, and it would be a problem to scratch the skin.

After Hong Qi ate the honey, he was in a good mood, "Is there something wrong with the little girl?"

Jun Yuan smiled wryly, she doesn't know any martial arts now, it doesn't matter if she has a sword or not.

Hong Qi smiled and said, "Come with me, I'll deal with it. I'm afraid I'll scare you~"

Jun Yuan shook her head and smiled, of course she wouldn't be afraid of the scene of slaughtering a pig, but Qi Gong was so caring and went away to deal with it, she was also grateful.

Hong Qi tidied up quickly, and came back with the cleaned suckling pig in half a cup of tea.The hair is shaved clean, leaving no hair, and the internal organs are also cleaned out.

I still have some water on my body, I washed it by the stream.Jun Yuan pursed his lips and smiled, Qi Gong is actually a rough man with fine details.

Set up the cleaned suckling pig, lower the fire, and slowly roast. Jun Yuan first went to the side to find some wild vegetables, preferably some mushrooms.

There are quite a lot of wild vegetables in autumn, and here is deep in the woods. There are few people who come here, and they are everywhere.Jun Yuan picked some shepherd's purses, purslane, purslane is a bit sour, you can also squeeze some juice and smear it on the roast suckling pig.

The most recent rain was the day before Jun Yuan came here.

In the past, every spring or autumn, my grandmother always said that when it rained, mushrooms and fungus would come out.

Jun Yuan looked for the wet place, and after a while, he was full of all kinds of wild vegetables.There is a creek nearby, the one where she took a bath before, and the sound of gurgling water can still be heard here.

Follow the sound to find it, wash the dishes, and go back quickly.Mushrooms that have been exposed to water cannot be stored for a long time, and they will wilt quickly and look like they are rotten.

A layer of fat had already oozed from the surface of the roast suckling pig, dripping into the fire, and the sparks crackled and exploded.

Fresh wild vegetables are stuffed into the belly of the wild boar, sewn up with twigs and roasted, and some purslane is left, ready to squeeze out the juice and smear the surface of the suckling pig later.

The oil kept dripping down, and Junyuan made the fire a little bigger, and made a deep cut on the surface with a sharp branch, and a little oil seeped in, so that the inside would not be too hot, and the purslane juice and honey would be mixed later It can also be stretched in, and it will not be tasteless.

The hands kept moving, slowly spinning, and the fragrance of a cup of tea was already coming out. Hong Qi couldn't sit still, "Little baby, are you alright?"

Fortunately, I just tore a large piece from my clothes by the river and washed it clean. I wrapped the purslane and squeezed out the juice, which dripped on the surface of the meat layer. I smiled and said, "It's still early!" Suckling pigs need at least an hour.

Tear off a small piece from a clean cloth, dip it in honey and brush it up, a layer of purslane juice, a layer of honey.There is very little oil, and the fragrance is more intense.

"It should be all right now, it's been more than half an hour?" Qigong couldn't wait, his eyes were fixed on the roast suckling pig.

The juice has been absorbed, and the grease is gone, and a small wooden stick can be poked lightly to make a hole.Fill the fire with firewood and hay, and the fire will start in no time.Keep moving your hands and rotate them faster to avoid getting mushy.

In fact, this roast suckling pig is already cooked, and it is completely ready to eat, but Jun Yuan thought, after waiting for so long, he might as well make it better, and roast it crispy on the outside, it would be even better.

Hong Qi stared eagerly, Jun Yuan could hear him swallowing, and was amused in his heart, and squinted at the four fingers of his right hand, "Qi Gong really loves food very much!"

Hong Qi didn't say anything, just nodded, his eyes were glued to the roast suckling pig.

Jun Yuan didn't speak, and still poked it with a branch, crunching it, it was crisp.Apply the last layer of honey and purslane juice, "OK!"

Hong Qi couldn't wait to snatch it away, the glutton in his stomach was already screaming for food, and he didn't care about the heat, so he took a bite and said, "Delicious! Delicious!" while breathing heavily.

"How about Qigong try the wild vegetables in it?" Eat with wild vegetables, and use clear oil to quench the fire.

Turning the suckling pig over, exposing the stomach, pulling out the stringed twigs and throwing them aside, he directly grabbed the wild vegetables in the stomach with his hands, "Delicious! Delicious!" In addition to "delicious", Hong Qi has already I can't say anything else.

He ate the meat with big mouthfuls, paired it with wild vegetables, opened the wine gourd again, and took a sip of wine, "Beautiful! Beautiful! Little baby, your cooking skills are much better than Brother Pharmacist's!"

Just as Jun Yuan guessed that the pharmacist brother he was talking about was Dongxie Huang pharmacist, he heard a cold snort, "Has Qi Gong's taste declined?"

She saw a man in Tsing Yi suddenly standing in front of her. This man was tall and thin, with a handsome appearance, Xiao Shuxuan raised his eyes, and looked at Jun Yuan lightly, and then moved away.

Jun Yuan was still sitting on the ground, excited by his "condescending" gaze, and immediately jumped up. This person is probably Dongxie Huang Yaoshi.

In her impression, Huang Yaoshi was small-minded and fond of holding grudges, and he missed him, so what a fool she was!Moreover, with her force value, there is no need to think about coercion.

Yes, the first time Jun Yuan saw this person, he was reminded that Huang Yaoshi was the target of this mission.

"Huang... Huang... Huang..." Mr. Huang?Huang Daxia?Or Senior Huang?What to call it is the question.

Huang Yaoshi gave her a cold look, "Is it hard to say what your name is?"

"No, no, no!" Jun Yuan waved his hands again and again, how many years has he been a male god!How can you leave a bad impression on the male god!

But, she really doesn't know what to call it!Tears qaq

"Official Huang!" Jun Yuan's brain twitched, and all the names of high officials came out.Her first reaction to the title of high official was Ximen Qing, it's over!For a moment, my heart was ashamed, and I buried my head and didn't look at him again.

Suddenly remembering that there is no such book as "Water Margin" in this era, I was relieved again.

Huang Yaoshi remained expressionless, and said coldly, "Miss, you are still well-read at such a young age?"

She forgot, even if there is no "Water Margin", there is still "Jin x Plum"!

embarrassment!

However, she still bit the bullet and said: "I don't have any other hobbies at ordinary times, I just like to read some miscellaneous books." She was about to cry when she said that.

Hearing Huang Yaoshi chuckle suddenly, it wasn't a sneer, let alone a sarcasm.

At this moment, Hong Qi, who had eaten a whole roast suckling pig until it was only a skeleton, finally spoke: "Pharmacist, no little girl likes you like this."

Jun Yuan followed secretly: "Of course, no man likes it."

Hong Qi spit out his drink and was out of breath from laughing. Huang Yaoshi dodged in time, so he didn't get wet in front of his clothes like Jun Yuan.

Should I be lucky? Luckily, Qigong was sitting, otherwise it would be her head that got sprayed.

Huang Yaoshi's face was dark, "What do they want to do with me?"

Hong Qi took a look at this little girl who had only known each other for a long time. It turned out that this little girl was also very talkative, and she was quite similar to Huang Yaoshi!

In the heart of watching the fun, do you want to bring Jun Yuan's little doll with you?

"Huashan Lunjian will arrive in less than half a month, why did you come here?" Hong Qi asked.

Huang Yaoshi said in a calm voice: "Why is Hong Qigong coming so I, Huang Yaoshi, can't come? If I don't come, how can I know that there is a little girl here who is better at cooking than me?"

Hong Qi didn't realize it at all, and Jun Yuan offended Huang Yaoshi with a single word.

"I heard that you have a new apprentice?"

Huang Yaoshi said: "If it looks pleasing to the eye, I will accept it."

Hong Qi squeezed his eyes and looked at Jun Yuan, who suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Do you think this girl is pleasing to the eye?"

Sure enough, Jun Yuan felt that she didn't need to complete the task in this life.

Huang Yaoshi actually looked her up seriously, which made her uneasy, and then said: "I have six apprentices of Huang Yaoshi, all of them are outstanding and handsome, this girl..."

Jun Yuan was ashamed for a while by what he said. To be honest, she hadn't seen her face after traveling for so long. Now hearing what he said, she really thought she didn't look very good.But just for a while, she straightened up again, so what if she was not good-looking, how did he know that she would not be a hero in the future!

Hong Qi snickered, this girl didn't realize at all that Huang Yaoshi was teasing her.Looking at it this way, there is a door!Strike while the iron is hot, "It doesn't matter if she looks good or not, as long as you, Huang Yaoshi, are pleasing to the eye?"

Huang Yaoshi didn't speak, and put his hands behind his back. Is this a response?

Hong Qi is overjoyed, this girl knows how to repay her kindness, her character is not bad, and she cooks well. If possible, he will definitely accept him as an apprentice, but if she lives with him without a fixed place, a girl's family will always be not very good. It's better to go to Peach Blossom Island with Huang Yaoshi.That's why he turned his mind on Huang Yaoshi.

"Girl, don't you still want to be a teacher?"

Jun Yuan reacted for a while, apprentice?Cai Huang Yaoshi as a teacher?Then how can she attack him?

[How can Dongxie care about ethics? 】System reminder.

That's right, Jun Yuan immediately knelt down, "Master, please accept my apprentice's bow."

This is what she learned from Journey to the West.After finishing speaking, Hong Qi and Huang Yaoshi were silent at the same time.

After a while, Huang Yaoshi waved his hand, "Forget it, since I have accepted you as an apprentice, I will teach you slowly in the future. Do you have a name, and what is your age?"

Jun Yuan got up and replied: "I have a famous disciple named Jun Yuan. This year is the fourteenth, the fifth day of September."

First name but no last name?

Jun Yuan explained: "The disciple chose the name himself."

"Are you literate?"

Jun Yuan answered yes.

After getting a general understanding of the situation of this newly released apprentice, Huang Yaoshi's complexion improved a lot.

An orphan is self-reliant, but now he can read and write, and he can talk freely, which shows that he is a self-motivated person.Looking at her figure, her back is straight, her eyes are piercing, and her aptitude is also good.Appearance... No one would dare to say a word about his Huang Yaoshi's apprentice, even if his appearance is unremarkable!

"Brother Yao, what about the apprentice ceremony?" Hong Qi asked directly.

Huang Yaoshi was not annoyed, and handed over the jade flute in his hand, "Yes?" He didn't expect it at all, but Jun Yuan nodded, "Yes."

Hong Qi was also surprised, he was surprised that Huang Yaoshi was willing to give the Bixiao in his hand to Jun Yuan, what a great gift of apprenticeship!