[Comprehensive] Those male gods who have been scumbags by heroines

Within two days, the abbot saw Fa Hai in front of him and asked him to go to the mortal world to experience calamity.

"Others know that disasters are imminent and they hide, so why do you monks want to bump their heads?" Jun Yuan was puzzled, and the peach in his hand turned into a ball of spirits under Fa Hai's extremely stressful gaze. Qi returned to her body.

"Calamity is part of cultivating the Buddha. How can one attain the true Buddha without going through the catastrophe?" the abbot said to an "old" and a young child with rare earnestness.

However, no matter how much he talked, Jun Yuan was still ignorant. He mumbled a few words, "I don't practice Buddhism," and soon lost his attention, and his eyes fell on a white hair that fell on the top of the peach tree that was transformed from her essence. on the bird.The hand is about to move, wanting to grab it back and observe it carefully.

She was not considered a member of the Buddhist sect, but she had a predestined relationship with the Buddha. The abbot wanted to raise one or two points, but he couldn't listen, so he could only ask Fa Hai for more advice.

"In the world, there are tens of millions of Buddha cultivators, tens of thousands of Taoist cultivators, and tens of thousands of demon cultivators. These thousands of creatures are all upstream under the Dao of Heaven, but they each have their own methods, and they must not be biased. Whether it is a demon or a human Very soon, under the law of heaven, everyone is an ant. Remember, don’t do evil, don’t do anything wrong.”

"You were one of the gods and Buddhas in the previous life, and you should have returned early. It's just that there are many tribulations in the heavens, and you and... are destined! It's just that everything depends on fate, don't force it."

Fahai clasped his hands together, his eyes sparkling, "Disciple, please remember!"

"Go." As if sighing, Fang Zhang's eyes were so far-reaching that he seemed to see the distant future.

"Where are you going to experience the disaster?" Jun Yuan followed behind Fa Hai, still looking at the white sparrow flying down from the tree, and asked casually.

Fa Hai only held a pot in his hand, and walked straight to the gate without anything else.

"Wherever the road leads, the poor monk will go there."

Jun Yuan stopped and stared at him: "Are you kidding me? What if the road forks, three forks, crossroads, how do you go like this? Is it possible that you will still..." Twittering all the way, followed Fahai directly out The gate of Jinshan Temple.

However, Fahai did not stop him. The abbot faced the golden statue of my Buddha with a compassionate and peaceful expression, "My Buddha is merciful, Amitabha!"

In front of Jinshan Temple, apart from a road in front of the gate for pedestrians and vehicles to walk, there is also a small path, but it is not very eye-catching.What Fahai is going to walk now is this rugged and bumpy path.

"Why do you choose to take this small road instead of the main road?"

It happened to be raining in the past two days, and the trail was muddy, making it difficult to get off.Jun Yuan looked at her pink and tender skirt, and followed after a while, but instead of walking, she floated.His feet were more than an inch off the ground, and he floated behind Fa Hai, not like a demon, but like a ghost.

"Even if I'm a ghost, I'm the most beautiful female ghost." Jun Yuan retorted him.

"What about me, you didn't get any mud on yourself, you're afraid of getting dirty."

Fahai was wearing a gray monk's robe and monk's shoes, which were as clean as new.

Hearing what she said, she stopped suddenly, her feet sank into the mud instantly, half of her shoes were covered in mud, and the monk's robe was also stained with dots of mud.

"What the benefactor said is true, is it the young monk?" After finishing speaking, a series of footprints were left on the muddy ground.

Jun Yuan was stunned, "You, you, I don't want you to step on this mud. Oh, that's not what I meant..."

"Even if you stepped on the mud, I won't be the same as you." She said this with a guilty conscience. It was his own convulsions, so why should she be guilty?Really!

However, she was still like Fa Hai, stepping on the muddy path with both feet.Limp, wet, and dirty, it was disgusting.The pink shoe repair soon loses its color, and even if she wears a skirt, she can't avoid the fate of being polluted.

No need to drift, Fa Hai quickly walked out of sight, but she only took two steps, struggling with the mud.

When Jun Yuan finally "escaped from birth", he could no longer see Fa Hai's figure, his mouth was pursed, and he was about to cry, thinking that he was abandoned by the little monk.

After walking two steps forward, she turned a corner and saw a monk with a bright head standing under the tree. Although there was no expression on his face, she knew that this monk must be waiting for her.Immediately, he jumped over and splashed the mud on the skirt, and the original color of the shoes could not be seen for a long time.

"I thought you were gone alone!" she complained.

Fa Hai pursed his lips, glanced lightly at the hem of her skirt, and just said, "No."

won't what?Of course he won't go away alone.Jun Yuan pursed his lips and smiled implicitly.

Fa Hai walked forward again, the speed remained the same, but every time he walked, he had to stop and wait for the little girl behind her, whose legs were too short to move.

After walking for a long time before stopping, Jun Yuan didn't feel hungry, but she was "hungry".

"Little Fahai, aren't you hungry?"

Fahai gave her a warning because of the word "small", and Jun Yuan became proud again, "Little Fahai, do you want to eat? Little Fahai, little Fahai, little Fahai..." She kept saying "little Fahai" called out.

The depression at the beginning was followed by helplessness, and then there was nothing in my heart.He didn't bring anything with him when he came out, and he refused to touch the peach Jun Yuan gave him, and just sat under the tree.

Suddenly, something fell from the tree and hit Fa Hai's bald head with a "bang", it turned out to be a glowing red fruit.Only then did I realize that it was actually a fruit tree, the branches of which were full of red and purple fruits, but no one came to pick them.Now one of them fell by itself, and it hit Fa Hai's big bald head.

"It's amazing, this tree is going to become a spirit!" Jun Yuan circled the tree in a strange way and gathered a lot.

This tree has only given birth to spiritual wisdom, and it is still too early to form a spirit.

Fahai glanced at her, there are ready-made peach spirits here, how can one tree become a spirit?

Jun Yuan glared at her, her apricot eyes were full of spring, not glaring, but rather coquettish.

Walking through the mountain road, no matter what kind of tree you encounter along the way, as long as there is fruit, it will fall on Fahai.There is also a chestnut tree, which has regained consciousness and some mana, and the chestnuts on the tree are still wrapped in a layer of sharp thorns.In fact, they had already passed by this tree. However, the fruit (chestnuts) of this tree insisted on chasing Fahai and falling on his head.

Chestnuts that have not been shelled, I believe that many big and small friends have been stung by it.Seeing this chestnut smashed on Fahai's bald head, I don't know why this scene makes me want to laugh!

Jun Yuan laughed out of place, she doesn't envy little Fa Hai's good luck now haha ​​[laughs cry] Ordinary fruit hurts when it falls, so if you change it to chestnuts or nuts... Sad reminder.

It's so funny, this joke will probably keep her laughing for a whole year, hahahaha...

That chestnut chased them, to be precise, it chased Fahai, all the way in the house, and it was only when it got out of the forest that it was freed.

"Let's see if you dare to eat other fruits casually in the future!" Jun Yuan said as he gnawed on the peach while the cool breeze was blowing.

Fa Hai looked at her silently, dark and calm.After talking about it for a while, she still didn't understand it. She was bored, so she looked for a stone on the side of the road to talk.

Along the way, all wise and wise Jun Yuan will grab the words, no matter what they say, there will always be no time to spare.

After being chased by chestnuts, Fa Hai will never eat fruits from unknown sources. He picks all the fruits he eats himself, hehe.Isn't the fruit you pick yourself different?Jun Yuan angrily turned her head to express that she didn't want to talk to him anymore, isn't the lesson from last time not enough?

This one-sided cold war lasted for a long time, and during this half-day, she would rush to Fa Hai from time to time, "You promised me not to eat other fruits!" The resentment in her tone can be compared to that of a female ghost who died unjustly.

Fa Hai put down the fruit he was biting into, "It's just an ordinary fruit tree, and you haven't grown your mind yet, so why are you angry?"

"That doesn't work either!" Obviously he never ate other fruits in Jinshan Temple before!

"A poor monk with a mortal body, how can he satisfy his hunger?" He is just a mortal, and eating is a must.

"You can eat my peaches." She conjured up a juicy red peach and held it in her hand, "If you don't like peach pits, I won't change the peach pits."

Fa Hai frowned in embarrassment. Now he knew why Master said that he and her had a bad relationship.Isn't it evil fate?The goblin was born to conquer him.However, they grew up together since childhood.He is also quite taken care of by her, and he can't ignore her mood.

It's just why she doesn't understand, this peach is transformed by her energy, in layman's terms, it is a part of her body, if she eats it, the bond between the two of them will be even deeper, and they will not be able to get rid of it.When he was young, he could still be said to be ignorant, but after the master taught him a lesson, he never touched her peaches again.

Sighing helplessly, he put the fruit in his hand aside, "I don't want to eat it, how about I just eat what you give me? It's just that I can't eat your peaches either."

Jun Yuan was naturally happy when he made such a concession, and felt that he was still Fa Hai when he was a child.At that time, he was obviously only a child, but he always gave way to her when she was making trouble for no reason.

"Alright then, I'll get you something to eat, you just sit here and wait for me, don't leave alone!"

Jun Yuan has been a monster for at least 1000 years.There is still a way to find something to eat.After turning around, it stopped among the grass, and the emerald green grass was dotted with red stars. The bright red color made people salivate.

This must be delicious.

He squatted down and picked up a full bag and wrapped it in the skirt, and the pink skirt that was just clean was dyed bright red again.

Just as he was about to stand up, his right foot was suddenly entangled by vines. After kicking, he found that the entanglement became tighter and tighter.

what happened?

Wrapping the skirt with one hand, the other hand gathered a ball of golden light and hit it before the vines let go.Jun Yuan hurriedly flew back, stood in the air and looked down, only to find at a glance that the grass was covered with dark brown dense vines.

Hey ~ intensive phobia is coming!It's too scary, let little Fahai handle it.Turn around and fly back.The vines behind her formed a lasso shape and flew towards her at high speed...