The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Los Angeles--

Stark didn't scratch Bruce Wayne's face in the end. He might think it was a bit mean to do so. After all, he is a flexible and fat man, and the other party seems to have no hands at the moment.Stark sat on Ma Linglong's lap, and the two small fur balls at the base of his tail showed his male characteristics.Stark was a cat for the first time and had no experience. He didn't think this sitting position was indecent at all.The girl's belly became Stark's cushion, and he raised his hind legs to scratch his ears from time to time, the place was always inexplicably itchy, the fluff on the tips of the ears seemed to grow out of tiny blood vessels, only It is very sensitive when you swipe it lightly.

But who cares, he's a cat and he can do whatever he wants.

"Do you have a cat?" Bruce stared at the black and white tabby cat. He felt that the cat's appearance was a bit out of Ma Linglong's taste, but he didn't express his thoughts in front of a cat. , because the cat's eyes made him feel very uncomfortable, "So what about your bat?"

"He is a unique cat." Ma Linglong replied.

Interestingly, the little Bat sits next to Bruce, knowing it's been completely replaced by Stark, but at least Batman is on Bat's side.

"Where's Stark?" Bruce asked, of course he didn't think Ma Linglong really put him in a cage.

"I'm here." Stark said, "If you have any nonsense, please hurry up."

Bruce felt that the cat's meow was really ugly.

Ma Linglong said: "Stark is in the studio and doesn't want to see visitors." It's a reasonable explanation, Stark must know who the visitor is, and it's normal for him not to want to see Bruce Wayne.

They didn't have a friendly relationship in the first place.

Bruce obviously sensed the cat's hostility, and at the same time had an inexplicable familiarity with the sapphire on its chest, but he quickly threw that unrealistic thought out of his mind: "A few days ago, Stark He fought against a Russian named Ivan Vanke, how is he now?"

This is not a greeting, but a question. Bruce seems to know something, but he doesn't intend to get straight to the point. He doesn't seem to believe that Stark didn't show up because he didn't want to entertain him.

"Get to the point." Ma Linglong said, she gently stroked Stark's head, and soon heard a pleasant "grunt" sound from Stark's stomach, "Because you only have time for a cup of coffee."

"Anton Vanke once had contact with my father. He is a physicist and is proficient in the development of high-tech weapons." Bruce glanced at the Stark cat, and he noticed that the pair of sharp eyes were staring at him. Himself, "But in the beginning, he had a cooperative relationship with Stark's father."

"How did you investigate this matter?" Ma Linglong's question was also Stark's doubt.

"Remember the last time I told you that the black police incident was related to wizards." He explained, "Coincidentally, I saw Anton Vanke's information from Mike's computer, you know what it means, right? .”

"Is he a wizard?"

Mike's computer only stores wizard data. Although most wizards cannot study physics, there are always exceptions.

"But his son isn't." Bruce said, "Not what you call a Squib, he's just an ordinary guy, No-Maj."

"Impossible." Ma Linglong said quickly, "Even if Ivan Vanke doesn't know magic, he can't be a No-Maj. He has the blood of a wizard, so he should be a wizard, unless..."

"Unless he is adopted." Bruce continued, "Ivan Vanke is not Anton Vanke's biological son. He bought it from a human trafficker and taught his adopted son physics knowledge. I guess he taught more than just The content of physics, as well as alchemy. Ivan Vanke obviously knows the magic world very well, because he is the one who sells magical contraband. Before that, it was his father. They trade illegally for money by buying and selling potions. It is related to an organization called 'Hydra', but it has nothing to do with you, I can only find out so much, I have already handed over the whole incident to Mike." Batman can only be responsible for ordinary people Partly, as for the wizard's problem, it can only be solved by the wizard.

"I don't think Stark told you this." Bruce saw Ma Linglong's puzzled expression. He had found enough information. For a Muggle, the information he had probably surpassed The Magic Congress met, "Ivan Vanke came to Stark to seek revenge. He may think that the reason for his and his father's poor life is caused by Howard Stark." He paused, "And, the reaction A certain metal substance in the furnace is extremely harmful to the human body."

Ma Linglong could clearly feel Stark's hair standing on end, and he let out a "woo-woo" sound from his throat.

"What happened to it?" Bruce asked puzzled.

"Why do you know this?" Ma Linglong asked while reassuring Stark.

"Because I found out Ivan Vanke's lair when I was investigating Ivan Vanke, and there are many blueprints of reactors in it, and I happen to be familiar with these things, so I did a little research." Bruce thought for a while and said, "I hope Stark wasn't affected too much by that."

Stark stood up arched: "Oh, you robber, you are going to steal my technology!"

"Hush." ​​Ma Linglong hugged Stark tightly in his arms, "You don't want to take the opportunity to steal those technologies, do you?"

"I'm not interested in Stark Industries' technology, and the world doesn't revolve around Stark." What Bruce said was true. He has his own weapons manufacturing library, and Wayne Group's cutting-edge technology is no better than Stark's. Ke's invention is inferior, "Stark shouldn't reveal his true identity as Iron Man, it will only lead to waves of disasters, and you may not understand the situation, I guess."

"Of course we understand." Ma Linglong said unwillingly.

"No, you don't understand." Bruce interrupted suddenly, "You don't understand what the appearance of Iron Man means at all, those really treacherous people who hide in the dark, or those who walk freely in the dark, they are completely Know who to guard against, or hide from, or even kill. Iron Man is Tony Stark, and he stands clearly in the sun, like a moving target."

Ma Linglong immediately thought of that sniper attack, and Batman's judgment was correct.

Stark broke free from Ma Linglong's arms easily, he rushed to Bruce, knocked his coffee cup over to the ground, and then jumped behind his sofa and scratched Bruce's shirt: "A live target , You say I'm a living target, you dark Batman, you can't catch me at all!"

"Don't you stop your pets from attacking guests?" Although Bruce doesn't care about a cat, being raped/ravaged by a fat cat is not a pleasant experience, "I hope it has been vaccinated."

Ma Linglong said: "This means that your cup of coffee is long past, should you consider leaving?"

"Eviction order?" Bruce squeezed his eyebrows, "So Stark was really locked in a cage by you?"

"Thank you for coming here to tell me this." Ma Linglong beckoned to Stark, and the cat twisted its buttocks and returned to Ma Linglong's lap. He licked his paws, and his sharp nails covered the remains of a high-end shirt. fiber.

"More than that." Bruce didn't care that his expensive shirt died under the cat's claws, it was Marinlon's cat after all, and he couldn't do anything about it, but he swore that next time he came, he would bring some cats Mint has a good relationship with the cat, "I can find out Stark's weakness, and so can others. In addition, Ivan Vanke was robbed from prison."

"What?" Ma Linglong tightened her arms, and at the same time Stark's hair stood up again, "The news said..."

"The news said that there was an explosion in the Monaco prison where he was held, and he was killed." Bruce said, "It's false, believe me, I checked him for a long time, and the one who died was not him. Also, Ivan Vanke has an anti-wizard tracker on him, and the police from the Magic Congress seem to have nothing to do with him."

"What is an anti-wizard tracker?" Ma Linglong heard this for the first time, and she had a look of disbelief.

"A ray that affects magical energy. He can completely hide himself from being detected by wizards, but it doesn't work for me." Bruce is a Muggle. He feels that such high-tech products are not worth making a fuss about. Can make a lot of anti-tracking gadgets, "I think it should be invented by Anton Vanke. He has been doing illegal business for so many years without being discovered. It can't be just luck. He didn't really hide, just like ordinary people. Live like a human being."

But Ma Linglong was different. For the first time, she knew that magic could be shielded by technological products. She thought that only magic could resist magic.

"Don't be shocked." Bruce said, "Mike's expression was similar to yours when he heard the 'Anti-Wizard Tracker' for the first time, but magic is not omnipotent, and any supernatural phenomenon has a nemesis." Like Superman, he has an iron wall. His body and bullets can't pierce his blue eyes, but once encountering kryptonite, Superman is not even as good as a child of a few years old.

"Tell Stark." Bruce continued, "He is in an extremely dangerous situation now. Ivan Vanke has been hidden by someone. I am still investigating, but he will definitely appear again. If he dies from poisoning, he will come to take revenge." Bruce hoped that Ma Linglong would ask him for help, because he knew that if he offered it on his own initiative, the girl would definitely refuse, she is such a confident and proud witch.

"Don't worry, Stark will stay in a safe place." Ma Linglong said, "Thank you." She stood up as she said, in the posture of preparing to see off the guests, "I plan to give you something, treat it as Return your information."

Stark said: "You don't mean to send him a kiss, sweetheart?"

Bruce gave Ma Linglong a puzzled look.

"I've already given you back all the lifespan you used up before." Ma Linglong said leisurely, she didn't avoid Stark, but Stark listened attentively with his cat ears up, "Just up there When we cooperated once, a total of 20 years, congratulations, you can create more value for your life-saving career.”

"Forgive me for not understanding." Bruce is not the kind of person to smile, but it is inevitable that there is a smile on the corner of his mouth at this time.

"I believe you understand." Ma Linglong said.

"How did you do it?" Bruce quickly thought about this key question, because he clearly knew that his life was not given to the witch in front of him, but the messenger of hell, and no one can take it back from the ruler of hell The lifespan of a living person, this is what Ma Linglong told him.

"Business secrets." She pointed to the direction of the door, "You can find the way you came here."

Bruce narrowed his eyes, which means that he is looking for answers, he is one of the best detectives in the world, he can turn your inner secrets to the table through your eyes: "It's a very tactful way to see off. "But this time he didn't gain anything, after all, he didn't know much about things in the spirit world, "That is to say, I made money, right, can I use the chips I have already used again?"

"Yes." Ma Linglong said, "You can use it many times."

"Thank you very much." Bruce said, he thought of some less pleasant answers, but he didn't point them out on the spot, "What's its name?" Bruce looked at Stark, of course in Batman's eyes, that Just an unfriendly vicious cat.

Ma Linglong thought for a while and replied, "Anthony."

Stark was in a constant state of mania, running all over the room, so fast and so agile that Marin Long couldn't catch him, even though she had a wand in her hand.She really shouldn't underestimate the flexibility of a cat, no matter whether his figure is fit or not, Stark is an active guy.

"Stop." Ma Linglong pointed her wand at him unintentionally, although she couldn't aim at all, "What are you afraid of, Stark, are you afraid that Ivan Vanke will seek revenge?"

"Seeking revenge?" Stark growled, "No, it has nothing to do with him, I'm not afraid of that guy at all, he stole Stark Industries' technology, my father's technology, his reactor is a counterfeit, and it's even worse than that. Not on 'Mark 1'."

However, Ma Linglong could only hear two "meows": "What do you want to express?"

Stark hid under the cupboard, God knows how he squeezed his fat ass in: "I want to express." Stark forgot his tail, and the black plush strip was exposed and swung Swing away, "I have concealed a lot of things from you, I didn't mean to, I didn't expect someone to expose them."

"Your tail, Stark." Ma Linglong reminded, dumbfounded.

"Oh, damn it, I always forget about that thing." Stark rolled up his tail and put it away, "It is a correct evolution for human beings to degenerate their tails, otherwise I would see this thing caught in various door cracks every day screen."

Ma Linglong turned into a bat and got in, she came to Stark: "Aren't you afraid?" Only by turning into an animal can Ma Linglong understand his true emotions, "Then what did you want to do just now, are you crazy? .”

"You turned into a stinky bat again." Stark couldn't help teasing, "Seriously, it would be nice if you could turn into a cat, or turn me into a bat. Forget it, I hate bats, I Not about you, dear."

"You heard what Wayne said, you are in danger now." Ma Linglong said to him.

"Okay, let's start criticizing me." Stark let out a mournful long syllable, "I always mess things up and get myself into trouble, are you trying to express that?"

Ma Linglong stroked the bristling hair on Stark's back with her wings: "I don't intend to criticize you, Stark, we've been together long enough that no matter what judgment you make, you won't I'm surprised." She said calmly, Ma Linglong was cautious in her words when facing Stark cats who were more sensitive than humans.

Stark turned his head, in the darkness, his eyes were shining brightly, "I love you, baby, even if the smell on your body is not my favorite, we have even become animals of two races, I am used to one People deal with trouble, and always have.”

"Come out." Ma Linglong said, "Pack up the things you want to take away, we may need to stay at Hogwarts for a few days until you transform back."

Just as Ma Linglong turned and walked out of the cupboard, Stark's paw slapped her to the ground.

"Sorry." Stark's eyes were bulging. "Please believe this is a cat's instinctive reaction. You are so small and mouse-like."

Hogwarts——

In fact, Ma Linglong doesn't need to worry about Stark running around because of curiosity. It's November now, and the temperature in Hogwarts is almost 11 degrees. For a cat, it's the most suitable place to stay. It was a warm embrace, that is, Ma Linglong's embrace.Moreover, due to the subtle changes in his thinking after becoming a cat, Stark seemed extremely calm to everything around him, such as the ghosts passing by him, or those moving oil paintings, etc., which are not as good as a piece of floating Confetti can get his attention.

Professor McGonagall might have a headache, as she could tell from the occasional presses on her temples with her long thin fingers.

"I don't want you to raise him, Professor McGonagall." Ma Linglong hugged Stark and lifted him in front of McGonagall, "I hope you can help me translate his language, he looks a little irritable. "

"Merlin." Professor McGonagall sighed, "How could you, you let a Muggle drink the transformation water, if that thing hurts the Muggle."

"I don't want to either." Ma Linglong said helplessly.

Professor McGonagall is proficient in the language of cats, not just cats. She doesn't even need to wait until Stark speaks to understand what the other party wants to express: "I think, you should give Mr. Stark a glass of milk and Some cat biscuits."

"You mean cat biscuits, ma'am?" Stark said. "I'm human, and I don't eat cat biscuits."

Professor McGonagall took out the two things she said from the drawer: "Mr. Stark, you are a cat now, and cats can only eat food that cats can eat, if you don't want to have a stomachache due to indigestion."

"Ma'am, can you understand me?" Stark said in surprise.

"Unfortunately, I can." Mag didn't give him and Ma Linglong a decent look.

Stark jumped from Ma Linglong's arms to the ground, and he said to Professor McGonagall very politely: "Okay, ma'am, let me introduce you formally. My name is Tony, Tony Stark."

"I know your name, and, I may be more used to calling you Anthony, Mr. Stark." Mag poured milk and cat biscuits into two delicate plates.

Stark smelled the smell of food, and he almost uncontrollably went up to eat and ate. He hadn't eaten before turning into a cat. Stark was actually very hungry. Obviously, Professor McGonagall took a look I saw the needs of the Stark cat.To be honest, recalling the days when he was a cat for a long time, he missed the taste of cat biscuits very much. Stark guessed that it must be many times more delicious than cat food on the market, although after becoming a human, he felt that cat biscuits The taste is disgusting.

It was dry food mixed with fish and chicken, and it was very fishy.

"You said you are used to calling him Anthony?" Ma Linglong captured this detail, although Lupine and Sirius also called him Anthony, but they would not say "used to call him that" and other words, after all, they just met not long ago.

"That's what Hannah called him." Professor McGonagall said after glancing at Stark, "She often told me about Anthony's story."

Stark looked up after eating the first cat biscuit quickly, milky white milk still hanging from his beard: "You know my godmother?"

"There are many people who know her, Mr. Stark." Professor McGonagall turned to Ma Linglong and said, "You shouldn't starve your pet, Linglong."

"He's not my pet." Ma Linglong said indifferently.

"I am, of course I am," Stark exclaimed. "You're responsible for keeping me comfortable for three days. You made me the way I am, sweetheart."

"What did he say?" Ma Linglong asked.

"He said you caused him to become like this." Professor McGonagall said in her flat tone.

"Add a 'sweetheart', ma'am, and I don't blame her," Stark explained.

"I'm not in charge of translating this." Professor McGonagall said mercilessly, "Also." She said to Ma Linglong, "Lucius Malfoy came to you yesterday, and Dumbledore said that you asked for leave. I think he will Might do it again."

The author has something to say: Little angels, I don’t know if you have watched Pirates of the Caribbean. The author has fallen into the pirate pit and loves the captain so much, so the next book will prostitute the captain. Of course, with the author’s superhero complex , even if the captain whores cannot do without Chaoying!