The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Ma Linglong sent the luminous silk thread directly into Stark's mind, and Stark could immediately fall into Ma Linglong's memory without a pensieve or any bottle or jar storing memories. 【Note】

That memory is actually very long, including all about Ma Linglong's experience from enrollment to graduation and now, but it doesn't include some things she doesn't want Stark to know. It can also be said that whether Stark knows it or not will not affect He knows the contents of the wizarding world.For example, the unbreakable vow between Ma Linglong and Hannah, she felt that it was unnecessary for Stark to know such details.

There are too many and complicated contents in the memory, and a Muggle's brain almost explodes to receive those incredible information continuously.Stark's high-speed brain is also a bit insufficient, and he tries hard to capture some familiar details from it.But no, he knew nothing about magic, Stark clenched his fists in astonishment that he couldn't stop opening his mouth for a second.

Ma Linglong kept taking deep breaths and then exhaling, which would not be more enjoyable than Stark, and even more sad than him.She stood where she was, watching Stark's reaction, ready to yank him out of her memory when he couldn't take it anymore.

Stark seems to have come to another world, he is in it, and the characters in the picture can shuttle through his body.At first, he yelled Ma Linglong's name and felt very helpless. Those pictures that he couldn't understand at all, and he had never even dreamed of, kept flashing before his eyes quickly, but each frame was deeply moved. imprinted in his mind.I don't know how long it took, Stark gradually adapted to the unconstrained changes around him, perhaps because he saw Ma Linglong's appearance when he was a child, about seven or eight years old, and he recognized his face almost without doubt at a glance. girl.

He approached her, she was really a very cute little girl, if she could smile, she should be more likable: "Hi." He greeted the little Linglong in the illusion.The girl didn't respond to him, but passed through the middle of Stark's stomach, and Stark subconsciously held that part, but he didn't feel anything.

He soon realizes that this is not the real world, and the great Stark is thrilled by the discovery.

Then Little Linglong grew up a little bit, about twelve or thirteen years old, her thin figure was wrapped in a black robe, and the green and white scarf was completely different from the color Ma Linglong liked now.Then, Stark saw a young man who was dressed almost like her, fifteen or sixteen years old, with an obvious hooked nose on his gloomy face, sallow skin, and greasy black hair that grew to his shoulders. It hasn't been cleaned for weeks.

Like a sissy, Stark jumps to conclusions without thinking.

"Snape." Ma Linglong said to the greasy sissy, "Go and apologize to Evans (Lily), maybe it's still too late."

"Go away," Snape said.

You little bastard, cursed Stark, for telling his girl to go away!

"Do you know that you are an idiot, only an idiot speaks ill of someone he likes." Little Linglong said slowly like a seasoned lover, "You shouldn't call her a Mudblood."

"What's the matter with you?" said Snape savagely, "Go and be friends with your Gryffindor!"

"Of course your matter is related to me." Xiao Linglong said blankly, "I like you."

"what?"

what!

Stark questioned almost at the same time as the sissy in his eyes: "Hey, I said, my dear, he is so sloppy that he doesn't even wash his hair, your taste is really bad."

Of course Little Linglong didn't answer him, and then, the scene changed again, and Stark saw a scene that was enough to surprise him.

It was a classroom with not many students. In fact, Stark was not sure that the wooden table and wooden chairs, which only appeared in old movies, were really classrooms.At least he has been exposed to multimedia in class since he was five years old, and the desks are all made of metal, and the classroom is bright, unlike the retro-style classrooms he saw where the light sources all come from glowing spheres. That's definitely not a light bulb.

"Hannah?"

The teacher in charge of the lecture is none other than Stark's godmother, Hannah, who wields a black stick in her hand.Then he remembered that he had touched the stick himself. At the age of eight, Stark was very impressed. When he picked up the stick from Hannah's handbag, he felt his kindness for the first time. The godmother also has a hysterical side.Hannah screamed like she had been robbed with a knife as she lunged at him, snatched the stick, and slapped him loudly across the ass.

Stark's mood is very complicated. He doubts his own life and begins to think about whether Santa Claus really exists in this world.

"Linglong, don't you go home for Christmas?"

A boy's voice interrupted Stark's wandering thoughts.

"We're not going back either." Another male voice said, "How about exploring the Screaming Shack together, I have an appointment with James."

"I assume you remember that I'm Chinese and don't celebrate Christmas." Little Linglong said to the boys, "Aren't you afraid to scream about the legend of the ghost in the shack?"

Stark noticed that the two boys who spoke were very handsome, at least much handsomer than the previous sissy, with a cute and handsome face, and their scarves were red and yellow.

"Fuck his ghosts, aren't you curious?" The boy who spoke moved closer to Little Linglong, Stark felt that it definitely exceeded the safe distance that Ma Linglong set when dealing with others, "Remus ( Lupine), who disappears for a few days a month when he is seen at the Shrieking Shack." [Note]

"I'm not curious." Little Linglong replied without changing his expression, "Okay, Black, Potter, when will you respect your friends' privacy?" 【Note】

The picture keeps changing, until Ma Linglong is 17 years old, the whole tone changes from warm yellow to dark blue and then black, Stark sees a lot of dead people, even though he has never experienced the events that Ma Linglong encountered, he I also feel that this video is not trivial.

Then Stark discovered that the girl's appearance had hardly changed between the ages of 17 and 27, and she seemed to stay at the youngest moment forever (just his illusion).

This is not a good phenomenon, Stark suddenly sighed in his heart, does mastering magic mean immortality?If his girls are always young and beautiful, does that mean he's going to get dumped one day, oh well, Stark, your girlfriend is a wizard and totally violates the theory of materialism, and you're worrying Will it be dumped.

Stark felt as if a century had passed, but in fact it was only a short 1 minute. When all the memories passed through Stark's mind, he seemed to be moved by some kind of force from those strange images. popped out.Then, he regained his vision and saw that he was still in a five-star hotel room instead of a medieval castle.

He remembered that the building had a name called Hogwarts, and it was a school for learning magic. He felt that the uniforms of the students were really ugly.

The vase was still hanging in the old place, and Stark couldn't help staring at it for a long time, and he couldn't shake a Stark-like wit for a long time.

"This is my identity." Ma Linglong said, her voice was always straight from the beginning to the end, "I am not an agent, a spy, or a killer. I am just a wizard. Of course, I am also a psychic. That's my main job in the Muggle world."

Stark didn't respond, his eyes were even a little dull, he might be digesting the 27-year-long memory picture, or he might have been shocked or even frightened, it's all possible.Ma Linglong knew it was risky to do so, but she felt that Stark had the right to know, and was the one who was most qualified to know, even Bruce Wayne knew, there was no reason for Stark to be kept in the dark.

At least she firmly believes that Stark's forward thinking will never follow in the footsteps of Mike's girlfriend, and the most likely thing is that he will dump her. Ma Linglong thinks this possibility is very high.

Stark looked terribly distressed. He was more shocked by wizards than psychics. He thought that kind of thing should only exist in fairy tales.His mind was very chaotic, like being poured into some kind of thick liquid and kept stirring, Stark learned too many things beyond his knowledge structure, but he was still able to maintain his sanity and sobriety, superhuman and There is no difference between wizards, and he has no reason to approve superhumans and reject wizards.

And Ma Linglong was ten thousand times more uncomfortable than him.

"Sorry." Ma Linglong said, she wanted to explain that there is no equal relationship between wizards and psychics, "I think you need to be alone for a while."

She took her own clothes from the closet, went to the bathroom and quickly changed into the nightgown provided by the hotel, she hung the nightgown back on the clothes rack, and put the car keys in the handbag.The car was parked downstairs, and she would drive the Lamborghini all the way back to the bar, telling Daini that they were broken in love, and Ma Linglong wasn't even sure if she had ever been in love, after all, Stark didn't announce "Hey, baby, let's talk Fall in love" and the like.But that's not important anymore, the important thing is that she loved Stark more than anyone else.

It turns out that falling out of love is such a painful thing. She has not experienced the unbearable bitterness until today. She finally understands why even Voldemort dared to betray and even hate Snape after losing Lily. Pu's most worshiped deity.

She wanted to cry, but she couldn't cry. The women of the Ma family seemed to be cruel by nature, and they were not good at expressing sorrow, joy, anger, or anger on their faces. Maybe they were distracted because they could not carry personal feelings with them.But in fact, Ma Linglong is the most talented generation of the Ma family, even if she eats cakes while exorcising her spirit, it's perfectly fine.

"Hey, let me say." At some point, Stark had already arrived behind Ma Linglong, he tugged at her skirt and put one arm around her waist, "Where do you want to go?"

Ma Linglong locked her shoulders tightly. She turned her head and faced his wet eyes. Of course Stark didn't cry, his eyes were always shining like that.

"What did you promise me, you promised me." Stark tightened his arms, for fear that the girl in his arms would disappear immediately. Such worry is necessary, because she is a witch, and a witch can come from here at any time. He disappeared completely, "You said you would never leave me, do you remember that? You can't make a promise and then go back on it, right? I know this is in your professional code."

Ma Linglong was startled: "Aren't you afraid?"

"Scared, are you?" Stark laughed, but to be honest, he laughed so far-fetched that even he felt so, so he said, "I admit that I was shocked, those pictures, how did you Arrived... oh, ok, now I actually don't really want to know how it works. I mean, you have to give me a few minutes to digest it, right, you can't expect me to immediately receive the information Come and hug you, after all you are so far away from me, and before I can react, you have already changed your clothes and prepared to run away."

"I didn't escape."

"You did." Stark said quickly, "You thought I'd be afraid of your identity and dump you, but no, I didn't even think about it for a second."

In fact, he was really afraid just now, and the feeling was very strong, but he could give a reasonable explanation for it.That's just a normal reaction when a person's subconscious gets a signal that can subvert the world view, just like he was afraid of ghosts at the beginning, but as long as he figured it out, he would not lose his interest.

Stark fought to get over his fearful reaction, because losing Marinlon was worse than changing his mind, and he finally chose to hug his girl and get her to change her mind before the beautiful Miss Witch disappeared.

In retrospect, Stark thinks it must have been the bravest feat of his life.

"I already knew you were special, but I guessed it from a scientific point of view." Stark is not a foolish researcher who stays in a studio full of metal all day long, he is also a billionaire who likes to show off in front of people. A millionaire, of course, is also a playboy with a clear sexual orientation.He let Obaday take advantage of it not because he was stupid, but because he trusted his partner so much that he considered him a close friend at one point, which is why Opadry was able to come straight into his villa and treat him Cause harm, "After all, I'm a scientist, I can't guess right from the beginning."

Ma Linglong looked at him in surprise, as if she was the poor little frightened one, and Stark was trying to calm her down: "That is to say, you won't think I'm strange, you can accept the existence of wizards ?”

"Baby, do we have to keep this posture to chat? That bed makes you feel uncomfortable?" He kissed Ma Linglong's forehead, then his cheek, just like before, without being embarrassed by Ma Linglong's weird identity A little repulsive, "Do wizards sleep in beds, or are you actually used to sleeping in coffins?"

"Wizards sleep in coffins when they die."

They returned to the big comfortable bed, and Stark hugged Ma Linglong like a pillow he liked. He completely embraced her in his arms, wishing he could rub her into the middle of the reactor: "I always thought you Have superpowers, or have some kind of advanced technology, but I think the former is more likely, because no one knows how to study high technology better than me." He paused, and suddenly said, "That vase, it just Can it be like this forever, how do we explain this phenomenon to the waiter tomorrow, saying that they actually have a huge magnetic field here that causes the vase to levitate?"

"Oh, no, it can be recovered." Ma Linglong snuggled into this gentle embrace, picked up the wand casually, and dissolved the levitating curse.

Stark noticed that Ma Linglong had to hold that little stick in order to perform the magic, and that didn't look cool at all, but he didn't start thinking about it because they had too much to talk about tonight : "I've been skeptical ever since you grew from small to large." He deliberately paused, "No matter what kind of meaning it is from small to large."

Ma Linglong snorted softly, instead of escaping from this tight embrace, she squeezed in twice more: "It's a kind of potion, compound decoction, after drinking it, it can become like that, and it's also You can be someone else."

"Can you be like me?"

"can."

Stark raised his eyebrows: "So, if you miss me so much, you will become like me and do whatever you want with my body, right? How can you be sure that the size below is correct?"

"Stark!"

The man kissed Ma Linglong's mouth reassuringly: "Just kidding, it's actually about the same as what I expected, some kind of drug causes physical deformities or something." He said proudly, "Then I was bitten by a poisonous snake, and you rescued me again." It’s almost impossible.” Stark’s heart was calm, he just quickly stated the facts, “Not only did you save me, but you took me to the small town hospital in Gemila, I’m glad you didn’t leave me behind. I walked away alone, but to be honest, I woke up and kept thinking, how on earth did you do it, I couldn't figure it out after thinking about it for a long time, so I started thinking in the direction of superpowers, I think Other than that, no one could have taken a wounded person out of the desert unscathed under the circumstances."

Ma Linglong's doubts were too obvious, and there were more than that. He even thought that this might be another trap of the Ten Commandments State, but he quickly denied this unrealistic idea.The girl helped Stark time and time again when he was at his most vulnerable, and he had no reason to doubt, he was unwilling to make such speculations that distressed him.

"Actually, I have long felt that you are not suitable to be an agent." Stark said, "Although I always mention it in front of you, you are too much like an agent, so you shouldn't be. I guess if the government sends an agent in I shouldn't send you such a loophole around me."

"I used to be an Auror." Ma Linglong said to him, "I was an intern at the Ministry of Magic for a year."

"I think you should explain to me what 'Auror' is, or more, about magic." Stark said, "And, what are those you showed me?"

"I gave you my memory, it will save a lot of time."

"It's unbelievable, how did you do it?"

Ma Linglong raised her head and stared at Stark: "I didn't expect you to accept the existence of wizards in this world. You are obviously a scientist, but you are different from any Muggle I have ever met. You Want to know about them?"

"Of course it's different, I'm unique." Stark raised his head proudly. He was very happy that the girl called him a scientist. He has many titles, but it seems that his true identity has been completely forgotten by people. .

Stark showed the awkwardness of being extremely happy after being recognized: "You will never meet a scientist like me again, so you can't just walk away. Losing me is your loss. Think about the supercar in the garage, They're all yours, but keep the BMW, you probably won't be able to drive a Formula car. And a whole drawer of jewellery, I guess you'd love it because I see you wearing different ones every day."

Ma Linglong is not going to tell Stark that she has enough luxury goods at home, but in any case, no matter how luxurious things are, they are not as precious as a finger of Stark.

"Wait, what's a Muggle?" Stark hoped that wasn't a pejorative term for someone who wasn't magical.

"You are Muggles." Ma Linglong said, "However, wizards in America call you No-Majs, but the meaning is the same."

Stark rolled his eyes, how could he be so smart: "Is there a more ridiculous title than this?"

"It doesn't sound bad." Ma Linglong said, "As for the Aurors, they are similar to the police."

"No wonder you look like a well-trained professional, so you used to be a policeman." Stark was happy to solve another puzzle for himself, "I don't understand, since you are a wizard, how can you have MIT?" Academic information, and your files, those are fake, right?" Stark shook his head again, he still has a lot of things he can't figure out and needs to know the answer urgently, "No, wait, you know Ethan, And Ethan is a Ph.D. in biology from MIT, he has indeed taught you, and the school also has your admission scores and class records, and many professors and students are very impressed by you.”

Ma Linglong looked at him, she didn't want to point out that at first: "The record is true, I am indeed a student of MIT."

"Why?" Stark showed a blank expression, his trembling eyelashes looked like some kind of insect's tentacles, "It doesn't make sense, why did you go there, you don't seem to have any interest in mechanical engineering?"

"I just want to take a look, there is no particular reason." Ma Linglong told a lie, she has not planned to tell the whole thing, let alone say that everything is for you, "The opportunity provided by the Ministry of Magic, I There is something about the Ministry of Magic in my memory, and they will help wizards like me who plan to stay in the Muggle world all year round. In addition, Ethan is also a wizard, but he can’t use magic.” She cleverly put Stark attention was diverted elsewhere.

"I thought that only wizards who can juggle can be called wizards." Stark said in surprise, "On what basis do you conclude that wizards are not ordinary people but wizards."

"Born in a wizard family, he has extremely weak talents, but due to some factors, he failed to stimulate his potential."

"Sounds like another explanation for a genetic mutation." Stark could adapt to Ma Linglong as a wizard immediately, and nothing can surprise him anymore. Although his mind is messy now, he is constantly Do self-analysis on those memories, and then come up with one answer after another that can be explained by science.

Ma Linglong thought for a while: "You can understand it this way, but we definitely don't say it that way."

"So, Hannah, you knew from the beginning that I was interested in her, right?" Stark didn't ask about Afghanistan, because he felt that Ma Linglong might have gone after Ethan, and Ma Ling Long did not explain this and acquiesced to Stark's guess, which made him believe in his own judgment.

"She used to be my teacher." Ma Linglong said speciously, "He told me everything about you, so you think we have a good life, but I seem to know you very well It seems." The statement is true, but glosses over the details.

"I guess that's why you fell in love with me, right?" Stark rubbed the tip of his nose against Ma Linglong's cheek, "You should have appeared by my side earlier."

"Maybe." Ma Linglong gave him an ambiguous smile.

Stark responded immediately by kissing the girl on the lips.

"One more question," he said. "Is that Sirius, your colleague, called Black, a wizard too?"

Ma Linglong smiled: "You still miss him?"

"Not only do I miss him, I also see him. He occupies a large proportion in your memory system."

"Of course he is." Ma Linglong gave him a comforting kiss, "His name is Sirius Black (Sirius. Black), other than that, he was imprisoned in a wizard prison just as I said. The first time you came to see me in the bar, I just came back from prison and I was in a bad mood."

"the last one."

Ma Linglong didn't show the slightest bit of impatience and wanted to answer everything for him. Stark was simply extremely smart. He almost relied on his own guesses to get the correct answers to most of the questions, and for the rest, For Ma Linglong, that was not a problem at all.

"Who is Snape, is he still alive?" Stark looked at her and said, "You said you liked him."

The author has something to say: [Note]: Generally, a Pensieve is needed to read memories in the HP world, but Linglong can use oriental spells, so it can be done without a Pensieve.

[Screaming Shack]: The hut specially built by Dumbledore to cover up Lupin's identity as a werewolf, under the Whomping Willow, Ha 3 appeared.

[Note]: The author assumes that the Linglong Biluh Dog at that time knew Lupin's secret first, and the story of the parent generation will slowly surface in the future.

HP's plot will start with Prisoners of Azkaban.