The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

After driving away the red-haired boys who were eavesdropping, Mr. Weasley couldn't wait to know everything about Tony Stark, so much so that he was very eager to have a relationship with the little boy named Stark. The boy with the beard and big eyes got married quickly, so that Ma Linglong would have the possibility to bring Stark to the wizarding world.

"You think too much, Mr. Weasley." Ma Linglong said, "I haven't planned to fall in love with him yet." She couldn't even be sure that Stark was no longer interested in her, since he entered her bedroom……

Mr. Weasley lowered his head in a little loss, and then raised it again: "Then what kind of person is he, does he know your identity?"

How about Tony Stark? To be honest, he is quite good, but his private life is not flattering.

"He doesn't know I'm a witch, and he doesn't even know what I do there." Ma Linglong told them how she met Stark, but didn't go into too much detail, "I I didn't intend to tell him either."

"So dear, what does he do in the Muggle world?" asked Mrs. Weasley.

Ma Linglong thought for a while: "Stark is a scientist." She should say that he is a weapon developer, but firstly, the Weasleys may not understand this kind of rhetoric, and secondly, Stark has closed down the weapons department up.

"Oh, scientist!" Mr. Weasley once again showed great interest, and couldn't help getting to know each other immediately, "What is it specifically..."

Mrs. Weasley interrupted him: "This is not the time to ask for details, Arthur." Mrs. Weasley said in a sympathetic tone, "Linglong, if he is really a scientist, if the scientist I understand told you Scientist means one thing, I mean..."

"I know what you want to say, he is the kind of scientist you understand, he can make all machinery and metal 'come alive'." Ma Linglong is sure that Mr. Weasley will like Stark, Stark K had all the ingredients he was interested in, "He was an atheist, an avant-garde... I mean, someone who was at the forefront of the Muggle world."

"Wait, you just said he could 'come to life' metal?" Mr Weasley asked impatiently, "Can he make a power plug 'come to life' too, how did he do it, he... "

"Arthur, we're talking serious, can you bear with those curiosity?" Mrs. Weasley said helplessly, "If Linglong really falls in love with a scientist, she will have to hide her identity for the rest of her life. Got it... oh, poor boy."

Ma Linglong wanted to say something else to bypass this topic. She really couldn't understand the thinking of foreigners. They could talk about "love" in one step.It happened that at this time, her mobile phone gave off a weak vibration. Electronic products cannot be used in the magical world because the magnetic field here will interfere or even destroy them.Even Ma Linglong had to take some measures on the phone to ensure a smooth call. She took out the phone, and the screen displayed a familiar number.

She was happy in her heart, but she didn't show it on her face.

"That's called a mobile phone, right?" Mr. Weasley said excitedly, pointing to the thing in Ma Linglong's hand, "Molly, can you imagine that those Muggles are so smart, they invented it decades ago The phone, placed on the table, can talk to Muggles hundreds or even thousands of kilometers away by rotating the corresponding number." He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "But recently there have been phones that can be held in your hand, Thin slices, Muggles call them mobile phones, they actually move, I've seen them stick a slice to their ear as they walk!"

Ma Linglong really wanted to tell Mr. Weasley that mobile phones did not appear recently: "I'll go out for a while."

"Look, she's moving!" Mr. Weasley stood up, "What an invention, why do those wizards firmly believe that Muggles are stupid, they are much smarter than we think!" In the world, there are almost no wizards who speak for Muggles like Mr. Weasley. As he rants just now, most wizards regard Muggles as fools.

The number comes from Stark's private channel, which is displayed every time Stark calls, but it is certainly not the number he uses externally.

"Lillian, come back quickly, quickly!"

It wasn't Stark's voice that came through the receiver.

"Bob?" Ma Linglong asked in surprise, "Why are you, how can you use the phone?"

"I'm attached to Stark...something's wrong, Lillian!"

There was a hissing sound in the phone, which was caused by magnetic field interference.

"Get out of Stark's body, Bob, do you want to be thrown into hell by me!" Ma Linglong snapped.

"In short, come back quickly, Stark's situation is very bad."

The phone hung up, which meant that Bob had left Stark's body, but Ma Linglong did not breathe a sigh of relief, but suddenly clenched her heart.There is only one case in which a ghost can attach to the body of a living person, and that is when the attached person is so weak that he completely loses consciousness. It is not the same as sleeping or a simple coma, but the loss of yang energy, and his soul cannot enter from the outside. The ghosts are expelled.

"What's the matter, dear?" Mrs. Weasley came over, she heard Ma Linglong's roar just now.

"I have to go back." She felt her throat tighten. "Back to the Muggle world."

"Okay, you go, although it's a pity, we would have liked you to stay for one night." Mrs. Weasley said with a considerate smile, "I hope that one day your boyfriend with big eyes can come to our place as a guest. "

"I also hope..." Ma Linglong immediately changed her words, "No, he is not my boyfriend." They are not even friends, they just, know each other, that's all.

Ma Linglong bid farewell to the Weasleys, and they still had a lot to say between them. She still didn't know what kind of miserable life Harry was living under his uncle's oppression.But she had to go back at once, she knew that Stark might be in some kind of danger, and that danger could kill him at any moment.

Fred and George chased him out and parked on both sides of Marinlon on their broomsticks. They were like Siamese twins, always inseparable.Ma Linglong is holding a lip gloss in her hand, a small golden tube, it is not for makeup, it is actually a "portkey", usually used to go back and forth between the wizarding world and the Muggle world, it is more important than Apparition Can send users to far away places.Unlike ordinary Portkeys, the Ministry of Magic has licensed Ma Linglong to use them unlimitedly, but the premise is that she obtains an extended registration from the Portkey Office before Christmas. 【Note】

"Guess who's Fred," said George.

"Who is George?" Fred followed closely behind.

Ma Linglong said, "I'm not in the mood right now."

The twins got up and jumped off the broom, with the same smiles that Fred and George had when they thought of a bad idea, "You're going back to Hogwarts next term, aren't you, this time it's not a lie?"

Ma Linglong can always tell who is Fred and who is George. This has always been a trick that the twins have always wanted to know (and Mrs. Weasley also wanted to know). Never once did I confuse two mischievous people: "Yeah."

"En!" The two nodded their heads imitating Ma Linglong's serious appearance.

"If you lie again," said Fred.

"You'll get ugly lines all over your face," George went on.

"Childish." Ma Linglong said, "Okay, I'm leaving, see you later."

"Of course we are naive, we are all minors." The two said together, looking proud.

"You really like that guy named Stark, don't you?" George said quickly, seeming happy, "I guess that's how 'Nearly Headless Nick' spread the word all over Hoag Woz, those prefects who had a crush on you in the senior year actually became the same front because of this matter, I hope you don't bring that bearded Stark to Hogwarts, he will die a miserable death."

Ghosts, especially ancient ghosts, can get information that ordinary people cannot know, through various channels, animals or plants, or even a fallen leaf.They are the group that holds the most secrets in this world, and they are not willing to share those unknown contents with living people.

Unless they are extremely interested in an event.

Many psychics try to use ghosts to learn secrets, so that they can become prophets.

In fact, only those who really understand ghosts know that once you make the first deal with them, it will make it difficult for you to get rid of subsequent troubles, and they will kill you if they become stubborn.

Fred said, "Actually, whoever it was, as long as it wasn't Snape."

Ma Linglong really wanted to tell the twins that Stark had a mustache and a pair of big eyes, not a big beard, but she hurriedly disappeared from the twins without even saying goodbye.She first arrived at the fifth compartment of the bathroom in the VIP room of London Airport, England. This is where Ma Linglong has been using the door key in the Muggle world for several years. This compartment was marked with a line "No one will ever want to open it." "Magic.

This time, she Apparated directly back to the bar instead of flying to Los Angeles and then returning.What she did was actually very dangerous. There was a barrier between Britain and the United States that restricted wizards from using apparition to cross the border, but there was a very weak point, and Ma Linglong took advantage of it.Once found by the wizard patrol to enter the country illegally, even with an entry permit, they will be severely punished.

"Lillian!" Azalie screamed, "It's great that you're back!"

Stark lay livid on the cold floor, holding the phone in his hand, motionless as if he had died.

"We..." Dani wanted to explain what happened.

"Get out of the way!" Ma Linglong growled angrily, and all the ghosts in the bar were forcibly expelled.

Stark was transferred to the bedroom on the second floor. He was cold and breathless. Ma Linglong carefully put him on the bed and tucked him in the blanket.She ignited all the sandalwood in the house and lit all the lamps. The whole room was filled with the awe-inspiring air that purifies the filth. If any evil spirits entered at this time, they would be wiped out in an instant.

Staying away from places full of yin and qi, Stark gradually regained his body temperature. Ma Linglong stuffed the calming pill into his mouth, and then recited the spell, which was not learned by Hogwarts, but the evil spirit , She forced out all the evil that remained in Stark's body.

Half an hour later, Stark's complexion gradually improved, and he moved his lips weakly, as if calling the girl's name.

Ma Linglong approached the edge of the bed, and she lifted the corner of the quilt. Stark's arms and neck were covered with bruises, which were left by the hands of ghosts. If there is no special way to deal with it, Stark will not be able to recover for a few years. disappear.Ma Linglong knew that he must be entangled by the ghost of the bar, so he suffered both mental and physical injuries, his soul shifted, and he fell into a severe coma.

But being in a coma is not a bad thing for him. Once he wakes up, Stark's brain will uncontrollably repeat the horrible pictures he saw, as if he was on the scene. Fear and death of myocardial infarction.

Ma Linglong took out her wand from her sleeve. Cloisonne's wand was about twelve inches long, with a dragon whisker core. Her wand was made by a craftsman in Kunlun Mountains. It was specially for the exchange students who were selected to study at Hogwarts that year. Even Ollivander was full of praise for the custom-made magic weapon for its exquisite craftsmanship and the patterns made of metal coils. 【Note】

She first removed the bruises on Stark's body, and then used a spell that can seal up the memory of the brain, temporarily making Stark unable to think of pictures that would frighten him. He may occasionally have nightmares, but for His life will not be affected.

Ma Linglong didn't intend to completely delete them with Forget Nothing, although this is the most effective forgetting spell.

Wizards have always protected the entire wizarding world in a "forget it all" way. In fact, using a permanent memory-erasing spell on Muggles will damage their brains, and of course wizards are not immune either.The reason why the Oblivion Curse is not included in the category of "offensive spells that are not allowed to be used against Muggles" is because the Ministry of Magic and the Magic Congress have always used it to deal with Muggles. People with memory loss, severe cases will suffer from senile dementia in advance. 【Note】

Ma Linglong didn't want to cause even the slightest damage to Stark, what he possessed was the unique brain in the world.

The girl sat in front of the chair and looked at the sleeping Stark. His eyelashes were thick and long. Maybe all foreigners are like this, but the eyelashes on Stark's eyes are very interesting.Ma Linglong couldn't help sweeping his eyelashes twice with her fingers, but the sleeping man didn't respond to her at all, so she swept the eyelashes on his other eye in the same way.

"It's really crazy." Ma Linglong was ashamed of what she had done just now, she quickly retracted her fingers and looked around as if nothing had happened. Fortunately, no one could find out what she had done, not even Stark. Know.

Everyone told her she was in love with him, which was a ridiculous accusation because she didn't feel it.Ma Linglong didn't understand how those people came to this conclusion. She never revealed her opinion of Stark from the beginning to the end, but all of them were so sure, maybe something was wrong?Ma Linglong stood up and walked to the living room. The whole room was submerged in thick white mist, like a scene of a fire. Ma Linglong extinguished the sandalwood, but she didn't hear it.

Ma Linglong went downstairs, the ghosts gathered around the seats and no one dared to speak.

Only Dani.

"How is Tony?" Dani asked, with a guilty expression on his face. "I'm sorry, Lillian, I didn't expect this to happen."

"I never forbid you to play tricks on living people, as long as you don't make things big." Ma Linglong exuded a powerful aura all over her body, "But as I said, except for Stark."

Dai Ni didn't dare to move forward because of Ma Linglong's aura, she took a few steps back: "We don't want this, he was too weak when he came, and we didn't even know he would come. His heartbeat slowed down , the body temperature dropped, and the brain waves gradually reached an agreement with us. He sensed our existence, I mean our original face. Tony’s soul appeared and disappeared, and we couldn’t control ourselves at all.”

"Yes, Lillian, yes." Azali said floating on the zenith, "We don't want to hurt him, he's yours, how dare we, but there's nothing we can do, you understand? But we Rescue measures were taken, and after Tony passed out, I was the one who suggested that Bob attach to him and call you."

"He's not mine." Ma Linglong said in a low voice. That's probably why Stark didn't reply to the text messages. He must be busy with many things these days, and he doesn't intend to abandon her.

No, wait, how did she think of using the word "abandoned".

Bob nodded tremblingly: "Didn't you give him something like an amulet, why didn't he bring it with him?"

This is also a headache for Ma Linglong. It is not difficult to guess that Stark must think that the thing does not match his expensive suit, so he must throw it away.If he could wear that on his body, even in his trouser pocket, he wouldn't be hurt.

Dai Ni said: "Tony can't come to the bar anymore, you have to warn him that enough is enough, he is different from those drinkers, he will try to get along with us, because he wants to get close to you. But we are ghosts, even if Tony is healthy Like athletes can be affected, he comes too often."

After a long silence, Ma Linglong said, "From today onwards, the bar will be closed."

Ma Linglong took Stark back to his cliff villa on the edge of Malibu Bay. This is a very postmodern mansion with a very Stark style.It's a pity that Ma Linglong is not in the mood to visit and appreciate it. She can only use Apparition to send Stark to the door of his house, so she can't go deeper. Ma Linglong has never been inside.

She carried his arm (there are too many surveillance around, and the levitation technique cannot be used), and she brought this heavy body closer to the gate of the villa step by step, requiring a password lock with two identification methods, voice control and fingerprint, to keep them out.

Stark was still in a coma, and Ma Linglong could wake him up, but she didn't want to do that. Sleep could ensure that he quickly recovered the energy that had been sucked away.What's more, if he was woken up now, it would be difficult to explain why Ma Linglong brought him here without driving.

Maybe she should put Stark at the door, and he would be able to enter naturally when he wakes up. This is already his private domain, but in the end Ma Linglong gave up the idea.She was really worried, Stark lived alone, he didn't even hire a bodyguard, if he woke up and no one helped him, he would look pitiful.Ma Linglong took out her wand and used Stark's body to block the camera. She chanted the spell to open the door, and the smart sensor door opened slowly after a long response, as if she was not very willing.

The door-opening spell has been improved, and the spelling method is similar, but it is different from the Alohomora. The original spell is no longer effective against highly intelligent door locks. 【Note】

After entering the house, Ma Linglong was about to use the levitation spell to relax herself a little bit, because Stark was really heavy and tall, when a male voice suddenly sounded, and then all the lights in the living room were turned on.

"Welcome home, sir."

"Who?" Ma Linglong quickly put away her wand, she was startled, she always thought that Stark lived alone.

The voice sounded very friendly: "I am Jarvis, Mr. Stark's AI, and you are Miss Lillian." Jarvis ended with an affirmative sentence.

"AI..." Ma Linglong used her wizard's head to think for a long time before trying to figure out what "AI" represented, but the other party knew her, so it was a bit awkward, "Jarvis, this is you Your name, you are... what is AI?" Ma Linglong thought he knew all about Muggle technology, but he still couldn't keep up with Stark's rhythm. They are all far away.

"Artificial intelligence." Jarvis said in his magnetic British accent, "Is there anything I can help you with?"

"How do you know my name is this?"

This feeling is very weird, the other party is neither a ghost nor a ghost, and the source of the voice is like a real human being, but there is no entity.For the first time, Ma Linglong felt overwhelmed by intangible things. She looked around and saw that everything in the house was automated. The touch screen on the wall replaced the switch, and the lights radiated from the wall, evenly and smoothly. Bright, but not dazzling at all.

"Mr. Stark entered your information into the system, and you have the same authority as him here."

"my information?"

"Fingerprints and voices," Jarvis explained. "You're free to come and go, I think, you need me to show you the way. Looks like Mr. Stark is in a hangover."

Ma Linglong hesitated for a moment, it was hard for her to imagine that she was talking to a machine instead of a person, not even a ghost.Jarvis's way of speaking is completely indistinguishable from that of humans: "Can you see us?"

"Theoretically not, but if you want, I can turn on the thermal induction mode."

"No need, thank you..." Ma Linglong licked her lips, she felt very uncomfortable, just because she is familiar with Muggle high-tech doesn't mean she has really experienced all of them, especially Stark's products,

I don't know if Stark felt the same way when he entered her bedroom for the first time.

"Don't be nervous, Miss Lillian, I'm just a system, you can give me orders." Jarvis said in a soothing tone.

The comfort of the artificial intelligence made Ma Linglong even more uncomfortable. For a moment, she was not sure if she could use the wand: "So, where is Stark's room?" Finally, she asked the key question.

The author has something to say: [Portkey]: Portkey is finally mentioned, here is a direct quote from Baidu's explanation "The Portkey Office of the Ministry of Magic has very strict restrictions on its use, and it must be submitted to the Ministry of Magic before making a Portkey. Applying for registration, the consequences of using unauthorized portkeys will be very serious, and in Lupine's words, "It's not enough to take your life." I still remember that the author said countless times, isn't magic omnipotent? Living in the Muggle world, wizards can't actually do whatever they want.

[Cloisonne]: China's famous metal crafts, you can go to Baidu by yourself~

[Forgetting Curse]: It is Aunt Luo Lin's setting that forgetting everything will damage the brain.

[Alahoo Cave Open]: The door-opening spell, I think the ancient spell should undergo a little modification to cope with the high-tech of Muggles~

Now you all know what Nini did secretly collecting Linglong's fingerprints~ I don't know if any little angels have reacted in this passage. Linglong's reaction to closing the bar and going to Nini's house is to echo back and forth.

In addition, I want to say thank you to all the readers who have seen this and supported me. You really gave me the motivation to write. I love you Sansheng Sanshi meow meow! 6000 thousand words for you!