The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

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[Note 1] There is a big difference between the movie and the original book. In the movie, Qiu Zhang was told about it with Veritaserum, but in the novel, he is actually Qiu Zhang’s friend.

[Note 2] In the original book, Dumbledore used the Forgetting Curse to modify the memory of the informer, making her completely forget about the Room of Requirement

Hogwarts——

The scene in the Room of Requirement suddenly began to change. The sets and props suitable for Defense Against the Dark Arts were all gone, replaced by desks and chairs, which floated from all directions to the center of the room, and the walls were no longer Black planes, brick walls made of mud and even windows.

Just when everyone was surprised by the sight in front of them, everything in the house finally became exactly the same as the history classroom.

Ma Linglong suddenly appeared among the chaotic students from nowhere, she patted the podium, and all the tables and chairs were immediately arranged neatly: "Sit down!"

Hermione quickly reminded the stunned students: "Hurry up, do as Professor Lillian tells you!"

The students seemed to be tacit and orderly at this time, although they were terrified, Ma Linglong could see the reaction before the end of the world from the expressions of the children.But no one asked any untimely questions. They hurriedly found a place to sit down, and no one knew what would happen next.

"Professor..." Harry wanted to say something, but Ma Linglong immediately pressed him down.

Ma Linglong first asked Dobby to leave the Room of Requirement, and then said: "The 6th and 7th graders sit in the first row, and the rest sit in the second row." She quickly directed the scene, and soon the students found their own area, "Listen, OWLs and exams are at the end of next month. Given your poor performance this semester, I personally request and force you to make up lessons. Today is our first day of class, and you only have to You just need to remember this, no matter who asks you, you must say this, and you can only say this, forget about Dumbledore's Army."

The students nodded as if they had been brainwashed for a moment, and even Fred and George couldn't help but agree.

"It's Spirit Words!" Hermione was the first to realize.

"What is Spirit Words?" Ron asked nonchalantly.

"It is to control people's thinking through language, so that you can't help but want to do what the other person says." Hermione explained, "This is the magic of the East."

Ma Linglong said: "Don't show off your talent now."

"Professor, this is not fair to you." Harry stood up, and the room began to shake strongly, like an earthquake, which meant that someone outside the room was trying their best to destroy the wall. You're okay, you can't..."

"Sit down, Potter!" Ma Linglong said. She looked at every student here. Not all of them had excellent grades, but it was enough for them to dare to violate Umbridge's rules and gather in this place. Their determination to fight Voldemort, Ma Linglong was glad that there were all students above grade 5 here, "Is everyone here?"

The Room of Requirement is not a completely invisible space. Although it appears and disappears from time to time and is enchanted, as long as you find the right place and have a very strong desire for the room to appear in your heart, the Room of Requirement will not disappoint.It doesn't have the ability to distinguish between good and bad users, and it won't be the eternal shelter of "Dumbledore's Army". Children obviously don't know enough about these details.

"Marietta Aikemo (Edgebe, Marietta)." Someone pointed out, "She must be the informer. She didn't want to be here in the first place. She always misses class."

Marietta was a student of Ravenclaw and a friend of Qiu Zhang. Most of the people looked at her, and Qiu Zhang lowered his head nervously. 【Note 1】

Hermione seemed to want to express her opinion, and Ma Linglong waved her hand to make her quiet: "Dumbledore's Army, huh? Why can't you call something else? Don't raise your hands, Fred, I know what you want to do, But this is very unwise, not only are you causing trouble for yourself, but you may or may have caused Professor Dumbledore to suffer." She paused, and a history textbook appeared on the desk, and even the pages were turned. "Let's start class."

When Umbridge and her party (Malfoy, Filch, etc.) broke through the wall of the Room of Requirement, the old hag saw that all the students were quietly writing papers, and they used quills to write papers on sheepskins. One stroke at a time on paper.Umbridge was shocked by the view inside the house, which was completely different from what she had imagined.Then she noticed that Ma Linglong was also inside, which made her mood drop to freezing point before she could experience the joy of victory.

Ma Linglong raised her eyes. Neville Longbottom was standing beside her. Ma Linglong focused her eyes on Malfoy. He saw the expression of the originally high-spirited boy instantly collapsed.

Lucius' teaching to Malfoy kept echoing in his head at this moment: "Don't provoke Linglong Ma, I would rather offend Dumbledore than to provoke her, you have to keep this in mind, De Laco!" He wanted to leave, but Umbridge didn't give him the chance.

"What are you doing here?" Umbridge pretended to enter the room, she clutched her wand tightly, with an unnatural smile on her face, "Professor Lillian, I don't remember your class being in this place, and , it seems that you don't have class at this time?"

"What do you mean?" Ma Linglong stared at her fat body slowly approaching, not to be outdone, and Umbridge looked even more nervous than the guilty Neville, "I'm just making up a lesson for the students. Don't make a fuss, you know, since this semester, many students have become very disorganized, and their wands are almost moth-eaten. I am very worried that they will not graduate successfully. You should understand from the Ministry of Magic, this kind of thing is related to the school reputation, Hogwarts is the most famous wizarding school in Europe, you don’t want the scandal of students repeating grades to appear in the newspapers.”

"Of course." Umbridge twisted her neck uncomfortably, she knew what Ma Linglong's so-called "wand worm" was ironic, "but I think you need to understand that the new school policy strictly prohibits students from participating in private gatherings Yes, I have Filch pinned to the notice wall for Order No. 24, I don’t think you may have noticed?” Her tone was very polite, but between the lines was the complacency of grabbing the enemy’s handle.

"So?" Ma Linglong waved Neville back to his seat, and the boy almost fell tremblingly, "What does this have to do with me, I'm not a student, and you interrupted my class , I hope you can leave with your subordinates within 10 seconds." Ma Linglong emphasized the word "subordinate", and she noticed Malfoy's frown of distaste for Umbridge, obviously, The young master of the Malfoy family actually looked down on Umbridge, he was purely trying to make things difficult for Harry, "I don't want the rare make-up class time to be wasted for no reason, if you have nothing else to tell me."

Ma Linglong added meaningfully: "I don't think you have any?"

Umbridge was at a loss for words for a moment. She knew that something should be happening here, and it must have nothing to do with making up lessons.The high-density man personally told her the secret of the Room of Requirement, which is why Umbridge was able to find this place. She had become suspicious of Harry and his friends half a year ago, but she did not dare to speak to Harry because of Ma Linglong's threat. Leigh himself had gone too far, in fact, Umbridge had been looking for this room for almost a whole term.

She didn't intend to let go of this great opportunity, but she was afraid that Ma Linglong would reveal her secret.

"This is an illegal assembly!" Filch suddenly stood up and said angrily. Compared to Umbridge, he is not afraid of Ma Linglong at all, and he has no ulterior secrets that Ma Linglong has caught in his hands, "and You are an accomplice." He said to Ma Linglong's face with a skinny and weather-beaten finger, "You should be punished just like them!"

"I don't mind deducting wages." Ma Linglong responded easily, "But if you say it's an illegal assembly, Argus Filch, the bulletin board doesn't say that professor-level teachers can't make up lessons for students alone This one."

The hearts of the students were beating fast, and they pretended that they were writing hard. In fact, most of the students did not write a single word correctly.

"We'll add this rule later," said Umbridge quickly, "but I would still like you to come with me to the headmaster's office, Professor Lillian. And Harry Potter, I think As long as we've been to that place, you'll know why I'm here."

"Now?" Ma Linglong replied casually, "No time."

"I think you'd better spare a little time." Umbridge said, suppressing his anger, "because the Minister for Magic is here." She thought for a while, "Minister Fudge asked me to do this." Umbridge Cunningly blamed his actions on the Minister of Magic.

The headmaster's room was very lively, the whole room was full of people from the Ministry of Magic, Dumbledore was sitting at his desk with a serene and peaceful expression, but Professor McGonagall was not so calm, she stood stiffly at Dumbledore Beside Lido, he has already prepared for the worst.The people in the paintings on the wall gathered together, whispering about what was about to happen.

Umbridge had received word shortly after lunch that the informer was none other than Marietta, whose mother was a Umbridge advocate and a Floo (closet) monitor for the Ministry of Magic.Marietta was not optimistic about Harry from the beginning to the end, and even thought that the experience he said about Voldemort was fabricated by himself in order to become famous.

However, from the moment Marietta told Harry leading the students to practice Defense Against the Dark Arts, purple pustules grew on her face, and they formed the word "informer".Because before she joined Dumbledore's Army, Marietta signed the enchanted book, which was done by Hermione, and once someone tried to tell others about Dumbledore's Army, the curse would come true.

Not only did he develop pustules on his face, but he was also unable to speak normally.

So when Umbridge asked her to identify Harry again in front of everyone, Marietta was obviously afraid that the consequences of doing so might cause her own face to be completely disfigured, and she had to keep silent, as if she had completely forgotten About Harry and Dumbledore's Army. 【Note 2】

The Minister of Magic, Fudge, rushed to the school as soon as he received Umbridge's notice. He was accompanied by two Aurors with the strongest magic power recognized by the Ministry of Magic. Cornelius Fudge was very happy to get information about Dumbledore's Make a mistake, or the news that Harry made a mistake, because no matter which one of the violations occurs, he can take Dumbledore's rights back, and if he drives Harry away, it will be perfect.

"Professor Lillian." Fudge said, "Once you are convicted of violating the law, it will have a direct impact on whether you can stay in the UK in the future. I don't think you need to make sacrifices for the students. We all know you like children, but now Not the time."

"I don't know what you're talking about." Ma Linglong said calmly, she looked at Harry, "Do you know?"

Harry shook his head slowly.

"Okay." Fudge glanced at Dumbledore, "Actually, I just wanted to give them a chance, but they didn't cherish it." Fudge took out a thin roll of parchment from the pocket of his wizard robe, "Knowing this What is it? The list of participants, I think it is very important, because it represents the most convincing evidence. I guess the students must have left in such a hurry that they left the list, after all, they are children."

Ma Linglong looked at the things in Fudge's hand in shock, and she found that Harry's face also became very ugly.

She hadn't expected such an important signature to fall into the hands of the Minister for Magic himself. Umbridge looked smug. She must have sent her men in to find it after the students had all left the Room of Requirement.The Room of Requirement can change the environment, but it cannot erase what does not belong in the room.

Ma Linglong didn't know that Harry and the others still kept such dangerous items. She really hoped that she could teach him how to clean his footprints when he did something bad.

"Harry's name is on it," Fudge said. "It's a pity that he may not be able to stay in school anymore." He looked at Ma Linglong, "Fortunately, it doesn't have your name, Lillian Professor, this means that you just lied, you were expelled, and I am very disappointed in your cover for the students."

Finally Umbridge couldn't help interrupting Fudge's ramblings: "Look at the name they gave themselves, 'Dumbledore's Army', what does that mean?" She raised her voice deliberately, but even if she didn't, Everyone in the room can hear clearly.

"This means that the whole thing has nothing to do with Harry." Dumbledore stood up, and he walked from the desk to Fudge, as if he had been prepared to say, "I planned all this, just as you think, Kang Nelly (Minister's name), I hope to train myself a secret army capable of handling the battlefield, but this is the end, I have to explain it myself, but Harry doesn't know about it, and no one on the list knows about me What are you looking for them for?"

Dumbledore glanced at Ma Linglong, he had already conveyed an important message to her.

"You admitted it?" Fudge didn't know whether to be happy or disappointed, which meant that he couldn't expel Harry by the way, "How dare you secretly organize an army against me!" He growled, "Arrest him!"

"No!" Harry wanted to rush forward to get between the Auror and Dumbledore.

"Go." Ma Linglong stopped Harry's impulse in time, and she used a very clever technique to lead Harry out of the principal's room.

The two Aurors beside Fudge were both members of the Order of the Phoenix, and Ma Linglong knew them, but she had to pretend that she had never seen them before and showed indifference.

She knew that they could not really arrest Dumbledore, and Dumbledore would not be caught without a fight. When the list was displayed in front of everyone, Dumbledore used secret magic to let Ma Linglong hear his voice: "Take Take Harry out of the office." This was the order Dumbledore conveyed to her, and of course it was more than that.

Harry looked angry and sad, and he was painfully aware that he was responsible for all this, and he had even argued to Fred and George half an hour ago that there would be nothing wrong with the Room of Requirement.

"It's my fault, isn't it? I made Professor Dumbledore a fugitive and you got expelled?" he said sadly, and Harry fell into despair.

"Don't be so busy blaming yourself." Ma Linglong said, she took Harry to a dark corner, "The professor will definitely come back, no one can replace the Hogwarts headmaster, now, listen to me first, Are you willing to promise me to stay at school and stop organizing secret gatherings?"

Harry nodded hesitantly.

Ma Linglong put a red paper crane in Harry's hand: "If you have any troubles you can't solve, just tell it, and it will fly to me. No matter where I am, I will come as soon as possible Come to your side, don't be brave, you are not alone in fighting Voldemort."

"Did I let you down?" Harry asked carefully. "If my parents knew what I did, they would be disappointed too."

"You did a good job." Ma Linglong patted him on the shoulder, "At least you trained an army for Dumbledore, it's just not professional enough."

Avengers Tower——

Stark was actually very happy that Ma Linglong was fired, and he made no secret of expressing his favorable opinion on this matter, which meant that Ma Linglong could always stay by his side.To Stark's surprise, Ma Linglong was restricted from entering the British border. Although these two pieces of bad news, in Stark's view, they are not too bad.

Stark's naive self-righteousness was exchanged for Ma Linglong's snort, but the person concerned didn't care much.

"I think we can plan a vacation trip." Stark said, while strengthening the shell of the armor's reactor device, he said to Ma Linglong, "How about a month, we haven't gone for a while, it's just ours I'm doing some personal things on the island, just take it easy and don't worry about Hogwarts, after all, they kicked you out."

"I hope you're joking, Tony." Banner said, he emerged from a pile of database projections, "You want to leave me alone in the lab again and tell me to wait a month, like last time? Hope You remember, the prototype of the Hulk armor is coming out, and this thing needs both of us at the same time to get it done."

"Of course, I remember, how could I forget, I mean, I can get rid of the Hulk armor and travel with her." Stark snorted, "I won't leave you alone of."

"I hope so." Banner breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll go upstairs and get some coffee beans."

"Go, you should have gone." Stark urged, "Go slowly, forget Hulk's rhythm, and imagine yourself hunched over in 50 years."

Ma Linglong was not surprised that she would receive a ban from the Ministry of Magic, but this empty letter did not bother her. She had many ways to enter the country, and she didn't have to ask the Ministry of Magic to agree.Ma Linglong didn't expose Umbridge's life experience and her nasty behavior on the spot in order to let the old witch relax her vigilance. The Ministry of Magic is not just a cancer in her, and it will take some time to overthrow the Minister and Deputy Minister at the same time.

Ma Linglong and Dumbledore had discussed countermeasures after Trelawney was fired, and she would find a way to find out as many Death Eaters-related personnel in the Ministry of Magic as possible.Ma Linglong already had a direction, but she just needed a partner to cooperate internally and externally.She originally planned to make a small mistake and get fired by Umbridge. Ma Linglong knew that the old witch wanted to do this very much, but she didn't dare to take action herself, so "Dumbledore's Army" became a very The right opportunity.

The only surprise was probably that Dumbledore was not spared, but she believed he must have his own plans.

Ma Linglong walked behind Stark, and she gently grabbed the man's buttocks.

"Hey." Stark stared back at her. "What are you trying to hint at me, Wicked Witch?"

"It's nothing." Ma Linglong said with a smile, "I just think your butt looks a little nice."

"It's very good-looking." Stark twisted twice, he pouted his buttocks and rubbed under Ma Linglong's belly, "It's safe to stay here, you have an entire army of bodyguards, and revenge Although half of the people are not in the building, but we have Hulk, I believe Hulk is more effective than the Iron Army."

Ma Linglong hugged Stark's waist from behind.

"Let me guess, do you want to fuck backwards tonight?" He said happily, "We can prepare some interesting props."

Ma Linglong smiled, and she said to Stark, "What were you doing when you were 15?"

"Hopefully this isn't your new way of flirting, because you might be offended to say so," Stark said honestly, "but I suppose you know me well enough?"

"I didn't pay too much attention to your experience before the age of 17," Ma Linglong said, "I understand, but I don't know enough."

Stark stopped what he was doing, he turned off the grinding machine, and then turned around: "Actually I am a bit precocious, you know I was a college student when I was 15 years old, but I was actually a teenager at that time , wait, I think my puberty lasted until I met you." He paused briefly, "I quit being a virgin when I was 13, so you can imagine what I would do in college, but you Believe it's just adolescence with excess energy."

Sex, women (and he was only a boy at that time), alcohol, some unknown stimulant drugs, this is Stark's absurd youth, and he made no secret of it in front of Ma Linglong.

"I remember that Harry is also 15 years old, right, this year?" Stark thought suddenly, he seemed to know why Ma Linglong would ask him the question from more than [-] years ago, "I think that innocent boy may not even fall in love. I haven't talked about it, I heard that he is more popular than me, and all the girls in the academy regard him as an idol, maybe next time we meet, I can teach him a few tricks to pick up girls."

Ma Linglong said in a low voice: "You may not be clear, I don't mean about Harry, I just thought of it suddenly, just like you said, puberty." Ma Linglong took a deep breath, "Since you joined the Phoenix Society, you have to be clear about one thing, why we established it."

"I want to be of the same nature as the Avengers?"

"Almost, but in essence, we are mainly targeting Voldemort and his accomplices. The Avengers Alliance is officially recognized and known to the world, but we must keep it secret." Ma Linglong said, "Voldemort's return will directly lead to The Muggle world suffers, they hate Muggles, and they like to see Muggles miserable when they are tortured by magic."

"What a bunch of perverts." Stark wrinkled his nose in disgust.

"So no matter where we are, as long as we stay on Earth, once Voldemort takes over the wizarding world, the next step is here, and no one can hide." Luo is nowhere near as vicious as the Death Eaters, so I have an idea."

"You want an army." Stark said affirmatively, "I'll do my best to make more anti-magic armor."

"No, Stark, your armor is very good, but Dumbledore wants me to train a real army that belongs to the wizarding world." Ma Linglong said, she looked at the showroom of Mark's armor, and she thought Harry's "Dumbledore's Army", "I don't know anything about this, I think you can recommend a suitable candidate, after all, you have often dealt with the military before?"

Stark didn't think about it for too long: "There is a ready-made gym in the Avengers Building, if you don't require the instructor to be a wizard."