The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Barton sneaked outside Ma Linglong's cultivation room, and knocked on the glass door, looking suspicious after doing something shady.Ma Linglong didn't look up, she was stirring dragon dung and soil, and the purple soup was still boiling in the cauldron, she didn't have time to talk to the guy outside, so she pretended she didn't hear and continued to do her own thing.

Ma Linglong's studio is located on the fifth floor of the Avengers Building, in order to avoid the discovery of magic plants, or the explosion caused by the failure of the experiment spread to Stark's studio.There are two filtering devices in the room. With Ma Linglong's magic, all wastes passing through the filtering system will be turned into useful fuel and fertilizer, and will not pollute the air and water sources of the Muggle world.

The difference from Stark's studio is that everything here is very primitive, and the bottles and jars are very similar to the rooms of ancient people, but they are fully automatic.The room was dimly lit, and Stark teased Ma Linglong for looking like an evil witch when she was working.

Barton took out a letter from his pocket, unfolded the envelope and pasted it on the glass, then tapped it twice again.

Ma Linglong looked up and found that the letter looked very much like Hogwarts' acceptance letter. She stood up and walked to the glass to make sure that the letter really belonged to Hogwarts.

"Can I come in." Barton said, "I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen to me. I'm a bit undecided. I don't know who else can give me advice except you."

Ma Linglong snapped his fingers, the door opened, and a smell of bezoar and acetic acid rushed into Barton's nostrils.

"You look like a witch from a cartoon now," Barton said, and he walked in, holding his nose. "Does this smell poisonous?"

"Your child has a talent for wizarding, so it's not surprising that he received a notice from Hogwarts. I think his talent must be very high. He should have also received a notice from Ifrmony School, because you are Americans. You should have heard what Mike said, he graduated from Ifrmony." Ma Linglong still didn't stop stirring, she saw Barton reaching out to a red plant, "Don't touch it, if you don't want to do it for half a month I can't draw a bow and arrow."

"Yes, that's it." Barton said, and he quickly withdrew his hand. "Very few people know that I have a family, not even Mike, so this is a big headache for us. I don't know who to ask to give us one." Appropriate opinion. Neither me nor Laura are wizards, Laura is my wife, but you can't tell anyone. Where did I say, ok, acceptance letter. I don't know how Lewis is a little witch Of course, I actually think it's nothing, it's cool, and I'm sure I won't have anything to do with the weeding on the farm in the future, and the scrubbing of the floors."

Barton has two children in total, a boy and a girl. The girl who received the notice is named Louise. Louise Barton is a girl who has just turned 11 years old.But before that, whether it was Louis or the Barton couple, they might never have thought that the children of the Barton family would have wizard blood.

But Ma Linglong didn't find it strange at all. Children whose parents are not wizards are very common in Hogwarts, such as Hermione: "Before the age of 11, your daughter must have some strange behaviors, such as moving objects with ideas, Or make things fly in front of her without using your hands."

Barton said: "Laura seems to have mentioned it a few times, but we didn't pay attention to it. I think it's because we saw too many supernatural phenomena. Laura is also an agent. You will definitely not tell others my secret, right? ?”

"I'm not interested in your secrets." Ma Linglong said, she spread fresh manure all over the breeding tank, the brown soil was mixed with milky white worms, and she used a shovel to smash them into a meat paste, "Whether it's Hogg Woz or Ifrmony, they are both regular schools of magic, just like the difference between Oxford and Harvard, you can learn useful magic in either one, of course, I definitely recommend Hogwarts."

"There is no doubt that this is also our choice, because you work there, and Laura and I trust you very much." Barton looked very excited. He probably couldn't wait to start school more than his daughter.

The reply letter to the admission letter will have a long freshman admission guide. The day before the report, even Muggle parents can take their children to Diagon Alley to purchase necessary items.They could go to Gringotts to exchange Muggle money for gold or silver coins, and they could also save money there for their children for later use.

"The point is not these two schools of magic. I am more familiar with them than Oxford and Harvard." Barton said, with some reservations in his words, "Have you heard of Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters?"

"No, it sounds like a bad place." Ma Linglong said.

"The problem is." Barton said cautiously, "it's a school for mutants. Do you know mutants?"

"I know." Ma Linglong thought for a while, "I don't really know, I only know that they are dangerous." This is a rumor among wizards. Mutants are not Muggles in the true sense, they are more aggressive than Muggles.

"A small number are indeed dangerous, but most of them are pacifists." Barton said that he had tracked mutants for a period of time. During the time when Magneto was very active, almost all mutants or suspected mutants Groups are the targets of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s supervision. "The point is, their headmaster came to the door. He tried to persuade me to let Louis go to them, so I want to hear your opinion."

Ma Linglong said, "Since you know mutants better than I do, there's no need to ask for my opinion."

"It's necessary." Button said, "Because Professor X wants to see you."

"Who?"

"Professor X, the principal of Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters."

Charles Francis X□□ier (Charles Francis X□□ier), his students like to call him Professor X, a very shrewd but friendly old man, his hair has completely fallen out, there is not even a hair on his head, It made him look less aged than he actually was. Professor X is sitting in a wheelchair with a suspension function. He is eating french fries in a burger restaurant. The french fries are extra large, obviously not his portion. Another man beside him helped him eat them. part.

This is really a negotiating venue in line with Ma Linglong's style. The taste of food can always stabilize people's emotions. If the following conversation will become less harmonious, at least she will not fight the other party here.

Except for Professor X and the young man, there were no other customers in the burger joint, not even the cashier.

Ma Linglong noticed this strange phenomenon, and calmly pulled out her wand from her trouser pocket.

"Hello, Miss Ma." Professor X kindly moved from the dining table to Ma Linglong. He has disabilities in his lower limbs and can only rely on a wheelchair. Professor X stretched out his hand and said, "You can call me Charles, I think Barton Sir has already introduced me, and I happen to know you too."

The man who was eating French fries stopped eating, stood up, and walked behind Professor X.

There was a special device on the man's eyes, like super cool sunglasses. Ma Linglong guessed that they were not sunglasses. She noticed the energy repeatedly colliding in the red lenses.

Professor X continued to smile: "This is my assistant, Scott Summers."

There is no doubt that he is also a mutant. "

Ma Linglong looked at Professor X's wrinkled hand with some hesitation, she thought for a few seconds, and finally shook hands with it.For a moment, Ma Linglong suddenly felt as if something in her mind was spying on her privacy, she almost instinctively used Occlumency to stop the intrusion, and immediately pulled her hand out of Professor X's palm.

"You just now?" Ma Linglong was a little puzzled. The feeling was similar to Legilimency, but there was a difference. Professor X didn't have any tools, such as a wand, in his hand. They just shook hands just now.

"I'm sorry." Professor X said sincerely, "That's my subconscious. I didn't intend to pry into your secrets. In fact, it's very difficult for me to pry into the wizard's secrets. Of course, this is not absolute."

"Scott." The man stretched out his hand towards Ma Linglong, "You can also call me Cyclops (Cyclops), I thought wizards all wore black cloaks and raised a black cat with a big nose, like in cartoons It’s like that image.”

Ma Linglong didn't intend to shake hands with him: "I also thought that mutants have three heads and six arms, and their faces are hideous."

"I guess Professor X scared you just now, so you didn't dare to shake my hand." Scott said, "Don't worry, I don't have traps in my hands."

"But there's ketchup." Ma Linglong went straight to the table where Professor X was just now, and said to Button, "You treat me to this meal."

The elderly man in a wheelchair in front of him has special functions of telepathy and mind control. This is not magic, Ma Linglong can feel it, but it is more powerful than magic.He can see through anyone's thoughts and memories, as well as the hidden secrets deep in the brain, without physical contact.He can even deprive and control people's minds while making them act according to their own will. As long as he is willing to do so, his superpowers can collapse the earthlings all over the world.

Except for wizards, of course there are only a small number of wizards who are powerful enough to resist him.

Professor X just reacted to the inability of Ma Linglong's brain to read. He had to touch the girl's body to barely see some superficial content from Ma Linglong's brain.

Even so, Ma Linglong felt very uncomfortable.

"I heard that Mister is planning to rob students from Hogwarts, do you want to talk to me?" Ma Linglong said, she looked around, the shop was very quiet, she couldn't help wondering where all the shop assistants went .

"Not exactly." Professor X said kindly. "Please put your guard down. It seems that Albus never mentioned me to you. It's really frustrating. He often talks about you in front of me." , Miss Ma."

"Do you know Professor Dumbledore?" Ma Linglong looked at him suspiciously. Professor X's eyes are like the blue sea. When you stare into those eyes for too long, it's easy to lose your vigilance unconsciously, as if someone What sounds drive you to relax.

"Albus and I first met each other in California about 20 years ago, and the funny thing is, I thought he must be a mutant. Seriously, who would have thought of a wizard," said Professor X. He was very impressed with that meeting. Magneto wanted to do something earth-shattering. Before the X-Men arrived, Dumbledore solved most of the troubles. "If you don't believe it, you can find it in my brain the truth."

When Toni left, she really left behind the big red convertible supercar. Stark discovered that so far, there is no such type of sports car produced and sold on the market.Its car logo is pure black, and Stark can't see that the New York pattern has any special meaning.

Stark suspected that this was the sports car Toni brought from his own world. He took apart the supercar one by one while Ma Linglong was not at home, and found something in the engine that he had never seen before, like energy blocks, glowing light blue.Jarvis detected the same heat induction as the Ark reactor from the energy block, and Stark immediately thought that this car was Toni, or it could be said to be a product of Stark Industries.

A supercar that can accelerate to 420 mph without using gasoline at all.

This technology is not advanced for Stark. Ten years ago, he converted an old car to a speed of 300 mph. He just didn't want to use the reactor in people's daily life. After all, Stark himself China's technology has been 100 years ahead of the earth, but the public's thinking is still stuck in this era.

What struck him strangely was that the car didn't bear the Stark family crest, but instead had a strange circular pattern affixed to the front of the hood.After scanning the special car logo, Jarvis concluded after a long analysis that it turned out to be a Chinese variant of dragon.

Stark soon understood that this sports car was just a concept model designed by Toni to commemorate Ma Linglong, and it may not have been really popularized. Toni's intention to give the sports car to Ma Linglong was also obvious.

Realizing the truth, Stark stared at a pile of red metal in a daze. This feeling was too bad. He thought uncomfortably, he must not be able to cheer up like Toni, and still have the mind to design for the person he likes. A sports car.

"Hey, buddy, are you okay?" Banner patted Stark on the shoulder, and he saw him standing there for a long time in a daze, "The data you want has been empirically calculated, should we continue? ?”

"Of course we must continue." Stark said subconsciously, but he shook his head again, "No, sorry, Banner, I think I need a little rest." He added weakly, and Stark had to go He sat down in front of a chair, still holding the dragon icon of the sports car in his hand, "Do you think I'm a little nervous?"

"What?" Banner looked at him inexplicably. "I think most scientists have a quirk or two."

"Thank you for saying that, thank you." Stark shrugged, trying to sound relaxed, "I assume you've been in a relationship?"

"I've been in a relationship." Banner took off his glasses and rubbed his stiff nose, "Why, I don't look like I've been in a relationship?"

"So..." Stark asked nonchalantly, "If you suddenly lose control of your emotions during sex/love, you know, there is always excitement before orgasm. What if you become Hulk , the size below you should also become oversized, right?"

"I fell in love before Hulk." Banner said calmly, "A charming girl, but Hulk made me lose her."

"I'm sorry..." Stark said sympathetically.

"I think you got it wrong, I didn't, I mean, Hulk didn't kill her, we just broke up." Banner explained, "Originally we planned to get married, but anyway, it was a very bad relationship. history."

"It sounds very romantic." Stark suddenly became interested, "What's her name, is she still alive?"

"Betty Ross." Banner said, "Of course she's still alive. She's married. Betty is living happily now."

Stark pondered for a while, he was thinking about an important question: "You said her surname is Rose?"

"I think I did say that just now."

"Could it be that Ross?" Stark said, "Thaddeus. Ross (Thaddeus. Ross)?" He knew him, not only did he know the unsmiling and cold-faced general, he had also had face-to-face contact with him.Stark knows just how difficult and mercenary that self-righteous guy can be. 【Note】

General Ross even tried to put an extremely dangerous creature (the abomination) into S.H.I.E.L.D. as a military secret weapon.

Stark prevented this from happening. [The Easter Egg of the Incredible Hulk]

"Yes, Betty is the only daughter of General Ross." Too many stories happened between Banner and Betty, the gamma ray accident, the military conspiracy, General Ross' arrest, and "Abomination", the other was Transformed gigantic destroyer.Banner hid that turbulent time very deeply. He didn't want to be remembered all the time, but he was willing to share his experience with Stark.

He knew that this would make Stark feel better, and now Stark looked emotionally traumatized: "Are you breaking up with Linglong?"

"Of course not," Stark said, looking at him. "Why do you ask that?"

"You look like a broken relationship," Banner said, knowing what it feels like to be broken.

Stark retorted vigorously: "Our relationship is very stable, okay. We can do it two or three times a day, say I love you 10 times, and there are many endless love stories. Our destiny is connected, who You can't do without anyone."

"Well, it seems that the reason for your sadness is not because of her."

Stark spread his hands: "It's because of her."

"Then, I think you're a bit nervous." Banner said conclusively, "Since your relationship is stable and you love each other, you just feel it suddenly, and worry that she will propose to you in the future." Break up, I think."

"There is no breakup, we will never break up, and I will not turn green." Stark felt a little offended, he didn't understand why Banner thought he was the one who was abandoned, wait, abandoned, Why did he use this word, "But you are indeed half right, I am indeed worried about my future with her."

"Let me guess, you're afraid that Stark Industries will go bankrupt, and you won't be able to buy her jewelry, or a beautiful sports car and limited-edition desserts?"

"Banner, you can actually assume a positive side." Stark said dissatisfiedly, "Do you really think that Stark Industries will face bankruptcy one day?"

"It's hard for me to think about the good side, Tony, really, I don't know what you're thinking, but you really should reflect on yourself." Banner couldn't hide his emotions.

"Wait, if you're going to turn green now, at least let me save those data first." Stark stood up in a panic, walked to the console, and swiped his fingers across the air to bring out the suspended display screen.

"I won't turn green." Banner said, putting on his glasses again, staring at Stark's back, "I want to say, you are good enough, whether it is you or your conditions, You even have a mansion full of superheroes besides neuroticism. I envy you, Tony, not just me, everyone, including Captain America, we all envy you, you have what everyone envies All and you're moaning/groaning in this place. I don't understand what else you want, kid? You're going to have kids sooner or later, God, why is all the good luck falling on you alone gone?"

"What?" Stark couldn't believe what he heard, he turned his head, "You said that Captain America envied me, and I have something worthy of his envy?"

"Did I say that I envy you too?" Banner said, "Yes, we all envy you. You have money, fame, a smart brain, armor, and a fiancée with superpowers, Sta K, you don't realize how enviable you are, do you?"

Stark thought for a while: "So, are you jealous of me?"

Banner hurriedly said, "I didn't say that, I'm just envious, very much."

"I'm sorry, Banner, I didn't mean to..."

"Of course, you were born like this, you have a lot of things, but you don't seem to be satisfied." Banner sighed, "But you are still a good person, a good person in the true sense, although you always say things that embarrass me. "

"That's not what you said of me last year," Stark said with a smile. "I remember you saying I was a disaster."

"I admit that I didn't know you well enough at that time." Banner said, he said modestly, "But your friend, he knows you very well, and I get a lot of things about you from him."

"Remus (Lupin)?"

Banner nodded: "He thinks highly of you, and I think he's right."

Maybe the wizard doesn't care about Stark's neurosensitivity, after all, the wizard itself is a group of sensitive people.

"I don't know... I didn't realize what you said." Stark's mood became very complicated, and he couldn't determine whether it was happiness or frustration, "I may hope that you will always be envious, I mean , I could very well lose everything and become the unluckiest one.”

"It seems that the problem still lies with Miss Witch." Banner responded quickly.

"That's right." Stark took a deep breath, "The reason why I came here in the parallel world is to tell Linglong that almost all her in the parallel world will encounter accidents within a year, which sounds really exciting And I can't be there for her all the time, and of course, you know, I'm not very useful if I'm around her. If you want to laugh at me, yeah, I'm scared because I'm totally Can't help her."

"Almost, not all." Banner grasped an important point, "It's as if the female you still wear the reactor, and the male you have been removed. Think about Tony, this is good news, you have a Years to prepare, you should invent something to prevent this from happening in our world, you are a scientist, right? Didn’t you come back to me to invent something different? Except facing a dismantled Sports cars are sad, and you can move and do a lot.”

Stark blinked, he really wanted to kiss Banner now: "Has anyone ever told you that you are very suitable to be a psychiatrist?"

"No." Banner said, "I haven't even solved my own psychological problems."

"You said Hulk, I think Hulk is very good, it is a part of your body, just like your inconspicuous second child, you can't give it up because of it, right." Stark said, he smiled, " But I'm sure the Hulk must have had a spectacular dick."

Banner muttered and walked to the coffee machine: "Don't think of a second time, Stark, I won't comfort you with my own story anymore."

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[General Ross]: The Secretary of State who appeared in team 3, the one who accused the Avengers of making troubles.