The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

"Do you know it's wrong?" Ma Linglong said to the little bat, and she placed it in the corner with a fixing spell, "How can you put a poisonous snake near our sleeping place, what if it bites me again, you Want me to play with Stark?"

The little bat looked at its master tearfully.

"It's no use pretending to be pitiful." She tapped the little bat's head twice with her wand, "You have to reflect on yourself."

The little bat chirped.

"Yes, he's not dead. Of course I know he's not dead. Just because he's not dead doesn't mean he's fine. He's human."

Ma Linglong and Stark are now in the small town of Gamila. She took Stark to the only medical clinic in the town. They checked in and shared a room.Stark has been in a coma for three full days, and it wasn't until this morning that he finally regained consciousness and was able to speak a few inarticulate words.

"I know you are unintentional, but I must let you understand that this is a very serious mistake."

The little bat has human thoughts and emotions. From the moment it was born, it has been by Ma Linglong's side almost inseparable. In addition to understanding human language, it also masters a little bit of magic.It is a smart and unique bat, but it is also much more willful than other wizard's pets, and occasionally confronts its owner, because Ma Linglong is never angry with it.

except this time

"It doesn't mean that it's okay if you don't die, you little bastard." Ma Linglong knocked it twice again, "It's not the first time, you always like to put snakes, rats, rats and ants on my bed, I told you many times You can't do this. I don't need to eat your food, and I don't want to mix the places where humans sleep and eat."

The little bat was aggrieved, and stared at Ma Linglong with its bright eyes.

"You're right. I didn't care about it before, and I never beat you, but this time it's different. You almost killed him." Ma Linglong scolded severely, "If anything happens to him, I can't forgive you , you don’t want to follow me in the future.”

The little bat was so sad that it tried to defend itself, but there was another pain in the top of its head.

"You are not an ordinary bat, you are different from other animals, you clearly know that the snake may cause harm to us, but you still do it." Ma Linglong criticized it as if teaching a child, "I don't know how to repent, I'm already considering whether to keep you by my side, anyway, you're an adult and don't need me to take care of you, you should be self-reliant five years ago."

She picked up the little bat. Ma Linglong was 12 years old when she encountered it. She remembered it very clearly. At that time, James Potter and Sirius were all there (15 years old). They secretly went to the Forbidden Forest to practice "Ah!" Nimagus" (Transfiguration Curse), in order to be able to accompany Lupine who turned into a werewolf every month in the form of an animal. 【Note】

Ma Linglong was the first to succeed. She thought she should turn into a crane. When she practiced transformation, she thought of a pair of winged animals, but she turned into a bat.When she flew up to the treetops, she received a distress signal from a baby bat that was just a few days old, which was a message that could only be communicated between bats. 【Note】

She took it back to the dormitory, and the little bat became her new pet logically, because at that time, she happened to have no pets.From then on, the little bat never left her again.

In fact, when Ma Linglong entered school, she brought a pet with her, a translucent white spirit snake. It was so beautiful that all the first-year Slytherin children (including senior ones) came to visit her pet.The snake's name was Baizhu, an ancient mythical beast. It had a good relationship with Ma Linglong since childhood. It insisted on following her to England, but after only staying for one semester, it was discovered by Professor Dumbledore because of its unacceptable appearance. 【Note】

Hogwarts banned students from bringing magical creatures (called divine beasts in China), and Bai Hao was soon sent back to China.

The little bat didn't want to admit its fault, but it did feel sorry, and its small eyeballs flicked to Stark from time to time.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and Ma Linglong put away her wand and covered the little bat with old newspapers.She opened the door, and there was a short man standing outside, who smiled at her, with very ugly scorched teeth.

"I heard that you want to sell things for some money?" the man said. He specialized in collecting post-disaster supplies. He used the things he collected to exchange items of the same value with others, and sometimes he could make some money.The man is very famous in the area, everyone knows him because he has everything there.

"Yes." Ma Linglong said, "I need nutritious food and clean daily necessities."

"Show me what you want to exchange," the other said.

Ma Linglong raised his right hand, and the ruby ​​shone seductively.

The man thought for a while and said, "One hundred dollars."

"You are joking?"

"Of course not, Miss, what kind of place do you think this is?" The man laughed mockingly, "I can only give you one hundred dollars, which is already an astronomical figure for the people here. Many people even pay one dollar You have never owned it before, you can use this money to exchange for many good things, as long as they have it."

"This is 'Bulgari' jewelry. You only need to check it online to know that its value is definitely not a hundred dollars." Ma Linglong didn't like the man's tone very much, "Five hundred dollars, you can take Let it go." 【Note】

"Miss, I don't know what Bulgari is. In Gemila, it is only worth 100 yuan. In addition, there is no network signal here."

Stark thought he was bargaining with a profiteer in his dream, he muttered, making a faltering voice from his mouth, not convinced.

"Five hundred dollars, if you can't afford that much, I won't sell it." Ma Linglong concluded that the man knows the goods. Maybe the other party may not be able to see the specific value of the ruby, but it will never be less than one hundred thousand. His greedy gaze betrayed him.

"No, we can discuss it later." The man thought for a while and said, "I really can't come up with such a large sum, at most three hundred dollars, but I am very familiar with this hospital, and I will ask them to prepare the best for you. I swear I will never deceive you, Allah is above." To show his sincerity, the man took out three hundred-dollar bills.

Ma Linglong looked back at Stark who was lying on the hospital bed. His waking up forced Ma Linglong to give up the verbal battle with him: "You made a lot of money." She took off the ring and said, " If you don't keep your promise, you will lose it." This was the spell Ma Linglong cast on the surface of the ring.

If the other party did not follow his promise, the ring would return to Ma Linglong's hands, and if he did, the ring would still belong to him in the end.

"Of course, God will not allow me to do this."

So, Ma Linglong exchanged "300 million" for three one hundred dollar bills.

"No gem is as important as life. He will get better. I'll let the hospital arrange it immediately." The other party gave the money and took the goods. As if afraid of Ma Linglong's repentance, he quickly ran away without a trace.

Ma Linglong returned to the hospital bed, she put away the money, and said angrily to Tony who was in a semi-conscious state: "You caused me a lot of losses, Stark, but you sleep here and don't know anything." Ma Linglong slowed down the dripping speed by a notch, "You are the stupidest idiot I have ever seen."

Stark was exhausted soon after being bitten by the snake venom, not to mention poisoning, in the desert, even a slight cold is very likely to kill someone.Stark didn't want to hurt Ma Linglong, he lied to her that when he wanted to go to the toilet, his eyes were full of stars, and he couldn't even stand still.But he still used his last strength to climb down the hillside and buried himself in the sand, hoping not to be discovered by Ma Linglong.

Still, his Miss Chocolate found him, and she always found him.

The bat caught the snake, and Ma Linglong held it tightly in the palm of his hand and struggled desperately. Ma Linglong sucked out all the venom in its poison sac with a magic wand, then made serum and injected it directly into Stark. in the blood.This is a very dangerous process. Without being able to test the risk of allergies, if Stark rejects the undiluted serum, he will die instantly.

But that was the only way to save Stark's life. She had already seen the white mass around Stark that only dying people would have, and his soul was slowly withdrawing from his body.

Ma Linglong was terrified. She had never been so afraid of someone dying as she was then. She had seen many dead people, and she didn't want Stark to become one of them.

Soon after, Stark began to twitch and convulse, white foam came out of his mouth, his body temperature instantly exceeded 42 degrees, but Ma Linglong was helpless.She used her magic wand to pile up the sand to form a small house for Stark to escape from the heat, and used the freezing spell to turn the water in the water bladder into ice cubes to cool him down. She tried every possible spell to make those representatives The white mass of death disappeared.

Ma Linglong felt exhausted, but she didn't close her eyes. She stood by Stark's side and fed water into his mouth, but Stark's throat seemed to be closed and he couldn't swallow a single sip.Ma Linglong took the water in his mouth and forced it into Stark's mouth until he finally swallowed a small amount of liquid.

That night, Stark vomited continuously, this should be a way of detoxification, Ma Linglong thought.With nothing in his stomach to vomit, he ended up vomiting bile.At dawn, Ma Linglong was pleasantly surprised to find that Stark survived the most difficult night.

Ma Linglong turned all the palm leaves into a stretcher, put Stark on it, and dragged him all the way to the town called "Gemila".

The nurse hung up a fever-reducing drip bottle for Stark, and on the third day, he was completely out of the favor of death.

Ma Linglong exchanged her ring for many things, and that man did not lie to her.

Food, although not delicious, is nutritious and rich; water, clean water, clothes, both men and women, and last year's popular skirt, which Ma Linglong suspects is left over from other travelers; and two hospital beds and certain medicines.They were like going back to the original point, when they were trapped in the cave house, the only difference is that the conditions here are much better.

They'd probably live in town for a while longer, and it was always easy to get a lot done with money around.

"Gmila" was ransacked by terrorists, and the products here were not rich in the first place. After Ma Linglong arrived in the town, what he saw was even more dilapidated.She was afraid that there was not even the most basic medical system here. Fortunately, with the blessing of Merlin, she found the only clinic in the whole town.Ma Linglong told the nurse at the front desk that she and her boyfriend were war correspondents, and they were caught in a storm in the desert, and their money and passports were taken away, and they were also injured.

At that time, the toxins in Stark's body had been almost cleaned up, and it could not be said that he was poisoned.

Ma Linglong told the person in charge of the clinic that she and Ethan were friends, and Ethan had brought them many advanced medical equipment. Ma Linglong hoped that they would still buy it now.

The doctors in the town are very friendly as Ethan described, and they will not drive you out just because you have no money. They believe in the relationship between Ma Linglong and Ethan without even a little doubt, and they don't even intend to charge any fees .

Gmila was originally a place with simple folk customs. They have never experienced war, and they don't understand what is sinister.Even after being hit, she is willing to maintain goodwill, which is why Ma Linglong wants to sell the ring. She knows that the clinic needs money, which can ensure that they can save more people.

Ma Linglong took a shower, changed into clean clothes, and lay on her side on the bed next to Stark.Looking at his sleeping face, Ma Linglong guessed that those women who admired him should have never seen what it was like to sleep with Stark, because he never slept with the same woman twice, he pursued novelty and excitement, naturally Will not be content to devote energy to a girl.

Stark moved uneasily, and the drip bottles made clinking sounds when they collided with each other.

"Honey, you're so beautiful." Stark mumbled dreamily.

Ma Linglong frowned, maybe she had discovered Stark's little secret now, he would talk in his sleep.

America. Metropolis——

The offices of the Daily Planet are perpetually busy, with everyone, literally everyone, working hard for their careers, even a new typist.But this does not include Clark Kent, who has the nib of the pen between his teeth and has remained idle for a morning, which is simply heresy in a busy office center. 【Note】

Someone threw the folder in front of Clark's desk, which was the only desk in the entire office that was clean, even spotless: "Hey, I have no inspiration to read this magazine."

"Thank you, Jim." After thanking him, Clark didn't immediately look through the magazine. In fact, even if he didn't read it, he still knew what the contents of the magazine were about.It's not because of the convenience of clairvoyant eyes, it's a business magazine with Tony Stark on the cover.Clark vaguely remembered that shortly after the publication of this magazine, it was attacked by readers, because the text content in it probably could not be regarded as commercial, but more like entertainment news, "Louise hasn't come back yet?"

"Come back, park underneath." Jim Olson carefully placed the camera on a swivel chair. He is an excellent photographer, and he can always take a picture of an ordinary scene with a unique taste, "Listen Said you missed another exclusive interview with the billionaire, and Perry threw a fit over it?" [Note]

Who said otherwise? Clark is a reporter and also a superman. While performing his job, he also has to fulfill his responsibilities as a superman.The danger came at the right time. He was on his way to the Stark factory. The traffic jam in New York was more serious than the metropolis, but he had to give up immediately. The crisis was imminent, and Clark missed the most difficult appointment in history. interview.

Perry White, the editor-in-chief and boss of the Daily Planet, was so angry that Clark was really worried that his boss would have a heart attack.For the most part, Perry was pretty aggressive, especially when it came to staff mistakes at work.But he won't fire Clark for it, because Clark always has a way to make up for his mistakes, such as writing Batman's exclusive report, and a catchy headline, Perry likes these, well, Clark knows readers will too . 【Note】

Bruce Wayne Chartered Exclusive.

To that end, the Daily Planet's superhero issue that week got a huge following, and the response from readers was so overwhelming that Perry forgave him, reluctantly.

Clark feels lucky to be able to agree with Bruce Wayne, and of course, Batman, which helps his job somewhat, even though the guy keeps teasing him about Superman being a paparazzi.

But this time, I'm afraid it won't be as easy as last time. Perry can't easily forgive his employees for making the same mistake twice.

"Stark is missing, and the whole world is looking for him." Clark's blue eyes looked helpless under the black-rimmed lenses, "I didn't mean to."

The second time he missed an exclusive interview with Tony Stark, he flew to the other side of the world to fight crime in the form of Superman, and then flew back, all in five minutes.But he still missed it, because Stark's interview time happened to be within those 5 minutes.

Everyone in the Daily Planet knows that the worst thing to book in the world is the interview with Tony Stark. Whether you get the chance depends entirely on luck, but Clark Kent missed two opportunities alone.Perry took care of him by not skinning him right away, probably because he could still interview Bruce Wayne, after all, that playboy was not very easy to date.

"Perry won't understand you just because Tony disappeared. Your interview date is before he disappeared, buddy." Jim turned his head to the passageway when he came, and soon, he saw a steady figure, "Louise, this You have to help Clark this time, or he'll lose his job."

That is a beautiful working woman, even if her skin is not so smooth because of the weather, she still has an unforgettable appearance.

"Okay, go do your job, if you still want to keep your job." Louise nodded to Clark, and then continued to say to Jim, "Send me all the photos in an hour."

"Louis, you can't get carried away because Superman pays a little more attention to you than everyone else." Jim said jokingly, "Of course, it's okay if you can share some of his attention with me."

"Olsen." Louise looked at him displeased.

"Just kidding, don't take it seriously."

After Jim walked back to the photography studio, Louise unloaded her messenger bag, and then threw the car keys on the desk: "Didn't you find Stark?" Louise asked in a low voice, "Are you on the phone?" Li said, you found his trace, but how did you lose him?"

No one in the company knew that Louise and Clark were lovers. They usually pretended to be ordinary colleagues in the office, but in fact, the two had lived together for more than two years.

Clark had been to Afghanistan, and of course he flew there. It took only a few seconds for him to reach a village in the Middle East that had been ravaged by extremists, and he knocked them down, saving several villages and villagers.That was a month after he learned that Stark had been kidnapped and the military couldn't do anything about it, so Superman acted.

He asked all the villagers if anyone knew where Stark was, but everyone shook their heads.

For the next few hours, Superman has been looking for Stark, which is a very long time for Superman.Until he found the bombed-out cave in the air.There were obviously a large number of heavy weapons there. He even found a piece of weapon fragments from Stark Industries. The logo on it was blurred, but he could still see through it at a glance.

Clark thinks that Stark must be nearby, of course to Superman, and he uses his super hearing to catch useful clues. He feels that he has almost heard the secrets of the whole of Afghanistan, but still finds nothing. .

As a result, Clark had to give up the search that night and return to Metropolis.

"This is really strange." Louise said, "The military didn't find Stark either, so he was transferred to another country by the kidnappers."

"Even so, I can hear something," Clark said, "but I can't hear anything, it's like..."

He was about to say something, as if blocked by something, but before Clark could express it, he was interrupted by a nightmarish voice.

"Kent!" Perry opened the door to the editor's room. "Come in, I think we need to talk!"

Clark made a pleading expression to his girlfriend: "Louise, you have to help me, otherwise I may really lose my job this time."

"It's okay." The beautiful female reporter said with a smile, "My bonus is enough to support you."

The author has something to say: [Animagus]: You can’t change into any animal you want at will, it depends on the wizard’s personality and weight; Lupine is the third one in HP that teaches Harry Defense Against the Dark Arts, If you don't read HP, you can check it on Baidu.

[White 矖]: The ancient mythical beast, one of the left and right protectors of the female snail, is in the shape of a snake.

[Bulgari]: Italian jewelry brand.

[Planet Daily]: This place really exists in reality, of course it is not a metropolis, but the Planet Daily of the Metropolis is the prototype of the real world Planet Daily.

[Jim Olson]: The photographer of Planet Daily is very capable, and there are many stories about him in the comics.

[Perry White]: The editor-in-chief of Planet Daily, those who have watched the Bat-Super War should know who he is, the black editor-in-chief.

Yes, of course there will be a big super in this article, how can there be a master without a big super.However, the timeline set by the author is not within the scope of the Bat-Super War movie. You can look at it as other universes, and it will not affect the plot.There won't be too many roles for Da Chao, after all, this is a novel that needs tin cans to save the world, the author will explain Da Chao's current situation later~

In addition, the author is so happy to see that so many little angels are chasing the article, thank you for your comments, everyone who supports you is covered in hong kong~ Writing 6 words in one breath is considered an added meaning, right?Please be right!

Finally, here is a long science popularization, please read the little angels who don’t know much about HP~

About apparition: it is not omnipotent, it is extremely risky to use, and it requires powerful magical support.

First: The farther the destination, the stronger the magic power required, which means the greater the possibility of body splitting (for example, your head is still in place, but the body has passed), and the distance is actually limited.Assuming that the heroine can really use Apparition to return to the United States, then her route will be like this, first from the desert to a certain country in the Middle East, and then from that country to another country, all the way down the phantom until she arrives in the United States. Having said that, apparition consumes a lot of power. It is an impossible task to bring a Muggle with you at such a long distance. Even if you don't bring people with you, this way of consuming magic power is not advisable.

Second, can you just go to a nearby place, as long as you leave the desert? Of course, you can, but the heroine has never been to other countries near the desert. She doesn't know where she wants to phantom. It is important that you are very familiar with the place where you manifest.

Third, the hostess did prepare an escape location before, but because the plan was disrupted, they will return to the first one. They are in the center of the desert, and the distance from the hostess is too far away. Bring a Muggle apparition A split is very likely.

Fourth, there is a black wizard in the base, which is likely to be discovered during the use of upper-level magic. When writing that paragraph, the author specifically reminded that "gunpowder can't deal with wizards" just to pave the way for the next trip to the desert. The black wizard Will be injured, but certainly not dead.Although the heroine's wand is in hand, it is not her own, so it is not easy to use, and if there are other dark wizard followers, it will be a big trouble.

To sum up the above conditions, the trip to the desert has been achieved. Many details that the author cannot directly express in the original text are hidden between the lines.If you have to dig out the magic bugs in this article, there must be some. However, the author has tried his best to make it reasonable. Even the magic system set by Aunt Luo Lin has bugs, not to mention that I am just a little boy with a smile writer.

Therefore, if you don’t understand or don’t understand the little angels, you can ask questions enthusiastically. If the tone is generally polite, the author will happily answer your questions~

Finally, regarding the magic level of the heroine, if you have to say it, it is on par with the professor. After that, the author will slowly reveal the past and background of the heroine.