The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Dr. Banner opened a letter from India, which may be the most primitive form of communication he has ever seen.He had planned to go to sleep, but the dozens of hours of research made him feel a headache.He took a shower and remembered that he had survived the day on a donut that Stark had bitten, so he decided to eat something to satisfy his hunger.

An apricot owl fell out of the ventilation duct and landed squarely on Banner's head.

Lupine's owl brings Banner a packet of beans that resemble nuts, but are not meant to be eaten.The letter stated that these nuts may play a certain soothing role in controlling Banner to become the Hulk, but the planting process is a bit troublesome. He suggested that Banner should refer to Ma Linglong's opinion.

Obviously, what Banner received was a kind of magic beans. He suddenly thought of a fairy tale about magic beans. Three beans grow into the sky overnight. Take the giant's treasure. 【Note】

Banner picked up the magic beans with tweezers, put them in front of his nose and smelled them, but there was no special smell.He put the beans back into the small bag, intending to take it back to the studio to study the ingredients.

It was hard to imagine anyone else in the world who had suffered the same misfortune as himself, even though Lupine did not live in the realm that Banner knew.

Lupine seems to think that Banner is luckier than him, because he only needs to control his emotions to ensure that he does not turn into the Hulk.

Banner felt that Lupine was in a much better situation than him. Transforming into a werewolf was a predictable behavior, and it only happened at a certain time of the full moon every month. There was no need to worry about causing damage due to emotional fluctuations on other occasions.

Unlike the Hulk, Banner must strictly control himself. Whether he is frightened or angry, he must always remind himself to calm down as soon as possible.Lupine has the opportunity to choose the location of the transformation, Hulk can't.

However, Lupine is actually envious of Banner. After becoming a werewolf, he will completely lose his mind. He will attack humans and even have the urge to eat human flesh, so that he still cannot accept this fact.Hulk doesn't want to eat people. Although he has a grumpy temper, his consciousness is still clear. At least Hulk can distinguish between enemy and friend, and he can still play a role in battle.

After the Great War in New York, two men had hours of academic discussions about who was more threatening to their friends around them. The sympathy between a wizard and a scientist gradually spread, and finally came to the conclusion that whoever is more threatening No one is safer than anyone else.

Banner knew that there were not many poor people like Lupin in the wizarding world. They were unfortunately bitten by werewolves when they were children or adults, and their genes were changed since then, and the full moon became what they feared most.It is difficult for the werewolves who were bitten and transformed to live to adulthood like Lupine. Most of them fell into a breakdown because they accidentally killed or ate their friends or partners on the night of transformation, and finally committed suicide.

Of course, there are also the reverse, who are killed by their own relatives.

Werewolves are no better off in the wizarding world than the Hulk is in the Muggle world.

Lupine is alive today thanks to his parents, who protected him well and encouraged him.As well as his friends, they never treated Lupine as a werewolf. Their tolerance and love for Lupin kept his character from being distorted or depressed.

Banner may have a little understanding of what Stark is trying to express with his outspokenness and casualness. He hopes that he understands correctly. Stark wants to be friends with him.

Banner picked up his pen and was about to reply to Lupine's letter. The owl cooed at him. Banner didn't know what it meant, so he went to the window and opened it.But instead of flying away, the owl hooted again.

Banner simply picked up the owl from the table and put it on the window edge. The owl seemed very reluctant and did not intend to fly out, so Banner began to wonder if they only used ventilation ducts.

"It wants to eat." Ma Linglong's voice sounded behind Banner, "If you don't feed it something, it won't go away."

Banner was frightened, he turned around abruptly: "Linglong, God, it seems that you are not used to going through the front door, are all wizards like this?"

"Scared you?" Ma Linglong didn't worry about Banner's turning green, "Sorry, I thought you wouldn't show up in the kitchen at this time. At four o'clock in the morning, did you wake up or didn't sleep?"

"I was going to sleep, but I was a little hungry, so I didn't take those limited editions." Banner said, he was still holding the owl, and Banner picked up a feather and rubbed it back and forth between his fingers, "Remus gave I brought some Indian specials.” Banner wondered if that counted as real Indian specials, because he hadn’t seen that kind of nut in his years in India.

Ma Linglong saw a kind of polite alienation from behind Banner's glasses, she could feel Banner's indifference, but Ma Linglong wasn't sure if it was due to her own attitude.She couldn't understand the minds of these Muggle scientists, Stark was warm and surly, and Banner was cautious and careful, but they could all be friends with Lupine.

"Tony is on the top floor." Banner said, "If you're here to look for him."

"Those beans." However, Ma Linglong didn't intend to change anything intentionally, she looked at the bag of nuts on the table, "They can't be planted in the city, they will become tall and big, and the fruit they form will look a bit like coconuts, The pulp is poisonous, so you need to use special gloves and masks. Every night at 12 o'clock, the unripe fruit screams, and there is no fertilizer for irrigation here."

"That's really..." The owl found that it couldn't get food from Banner, so it flew in front of Ma Linglong, and Banner gave a slight wry smile, "Remus said that its fruit has a calming effect and will be very For me, I mean, the other me."

"I can help you plant it on the Hogwarts farm." Ma Linglong saw the other party's embarrassment, "but not now, this kind of plant can only be sown in winter, and its maturity period is very fast, one month."

"Thank you." Banner rubbed his eyes, "Sorry, I haven't slept for more than two days."

"You don't have to thank me." Ma Linglong said subconsciously, "I just did it by hand." She took the bag of beans and brought a bottle of whiskey from the refrigerator. She walked into the elevator, thought for a while and said, "You You can eat those limited editions." Afraid that the other party might not believe it, Ma Linglong added, "I just don't want to see them expire."

Dr. Banner noticed that something was wrong with Ma Linglong. She smelled of alcohol and wobbled when she walked, but he wisely didn't point it out. Instead, he said, "Good night, Linglong."

Ma Linglong was slightly taken aback, then said, "Good morning."

Stark was alone in what he called a paradise, a very modern workshop of more than [-] square meters, and this was only part of his ten-story laboratory.The floor-to-ceiling windows are brightly lit, and the night view of downtown New York is moving and moving, but Stark has no intention of admiring it. In his eyes, only metal and armor are the real beauty.

Stark didn't notice that it wasn't Banner who was approaching him, he stretched out his hand with his back to Ma Linglong, without saying a word.

Ma Linglong pressed the wine bottle in his hand into Stalai's palm, and the cold and hard touch gave the man a jolt.

"Hey, baby!" Stark pecked Ma Linglong's face in surprise, "Help me get the welding torch, it's on the table by the door, Bruce put it there just now and never took it again Come here." He pointed to the table in his mouth, a workbench for dismantling the mecha.

Ma Linglong obediently handed him the torch, Stark didn't see the displeasure on the girl's face.

Stark focused all his attention on the mechanical legs in front of him. The silver metal had a matte texture. The appearance of Ma Linglong did not make Stark change his mind.It's no surprise, the girl thought, although Stark looked sexy at work, and his worn overalls and grimy T-shirt were more Iron Man's style than an expensive suit, but today, at this time, Ma Linglong wanted Stark to focus more on herself.

"Do you want a drink?" So Ma Linglong said to Stark.

Stark didn't answer, the glaring light from the torch forced Ma Linglong to look away,

Ma Linglong had no choice but to walk away from Stark. She came to a chair quite close to Stark and sat down, opened the bottle cap and drank fiercely from the mouth of the bottle.

"Electric pen," Stark said, turning off the torch without looking back.

Ma Linglong stood up from the chair and staggered to the position of the electric pen, but she didn't know which one Stark really needed, and she didn't care about it.

"Hey, sweetheart, why don't you use a wand." He said in a teasing tone without looking up, until he heard a crisp sound, which was the sound of an electric pen falling to the floor.Stark watched in horror as Ma Linglong's whole body shook. She held a medium-sized electric pen in her hand and planned to give it to him, but Ma Linglong's hands and feet seemed a little disobedient.

Ma Linglong struggled to grab the edge of the workbench to stabilize herself.

"Are you okay?" Stark put down his work, took off his gloves and goggles, and quickly walked to Ma Linglong's side and asked tentatively, "How much did you drink, baby, you and your friends participated Did you have a booze party? You look like you're passing out, you didn't get forced down by some asshole?"

"I didn't go to the party, I went shopping." Ma Linglong limply climbed onto Stark's body and hugged him tightly, "I just want you to give me a little attention, but you damn Always ask me to bring you things, you are the bastard, Stark." Her voice became quite sharp, her tone was willful, even arrogant.

Sounds like a desperate indictment from a drunken witch who doesn't get Iron Man's attention.

"Okay, okay, we don't take anything, we don't take anything, you see I'm looking at you, I'm still holding you." Stark hugged Ma Linglong, the girl held her hand The electric pen was thrown back by her very angrily, smashed on a pile of circuit boards, bounced to the side, and rolled under the table, "Shopping, who did you go shopping with, why didn't you ask me out, you know I like to go shopping with you the most of."

Ma Linglong took several sips of whiskey one after another, the liquid flowed down the corner of her mouth and into her neck, Stark was terrified, she had never seen Ma Linglong's decadent appearance, and Stark was very familiar with it This look is because his own face, which he drank his sorrows from, probably isn't very pretty either.

Stark hurriedly found a fairly spacious double sofa and sat on it. He let Ma Linglong ride on his lap, and then ruthlessly took away the girl's whiskey.

"What did you buy?" Stark tried to divert Ma Linglong's attention, and the smell of alcohol filled his face, "Did you buy something for me?"

"No." Ma Linglong muttered.

"Well, you little rascal, you went shopping and bought something, but you didn't bring me anything back, and you tried to interrupt my work schedule." Stark patted Ma Linglong's butt lightly, in fact , it was more of a caressing gesture, "You drank a lot baby, it smells very, you know, bad smell, do you want to take a shower?"

"You dislike me?" Ma Linglong asked sullenly.

"No, I'm just inviting you to take a shower together." Stark denied, "How could I dislike you."

"you're a bastard."

"No, I am not."

Stark didn't know what happened to Ma Linglong. His girl was strict and self-disciplined, and she would not lose her composure in front of him.It's not that Stark really doesn't like people interrupting his work, on the contrary, when Ma Linglong let out a dissatisfied hum from his throat, Stark already didn't plan to go back to work.That voice sounded quite pitiful and cute, but this kind of abnormality happened to Ma Linglong, which meant that something bad happened to her.

"I swear, no matter what your smell is, I like it." He kissed the girl a few times, and licked Ma Linglong's face with his tongue.

Stark thought with some self-reproach, he had indeed ignored the girl's feelings during this time, since he had a real partner, Stark refers to Banner, he seemed to have found another direction in life.They were so in tune and had so much to talk about, Stark admitted that half of his energy was devoted to his interactions with Banner.The two-person world between him and Ma Linglong has always had another guy, no matter at the dinner table or elsewhere, as if there is a third person among them, even though Banner has tried very hard to avoid becoming Stark thought so, but it obviously didn't work.

This was not a good sign, what could be more exciting than Ma Linglong appearing beside him, and he had completely ignored her just now.Stark suddenly thought of what would happen if Banner fell in love with Ma Linglong, or the other way around. room, just share a bed!

"Sorry, baby." Stark kissed Ma Linglong's hair, "I'm really an asshole."

After receiving Stark's apology, Ma Linglong fell silent as if she had fallen asleep. Stark put his arms around the girl's thin body and began to talk about wonderful love stories, what Ma Linglong liked to hear and what he didn't like Listen, he almost said it all, like going back to the days when he pursued her.

I don't know how long it took, maybe 10 minutes, maybe half an hour, Ma Linglong let go of Stark's arm, but the man tightened his grip, afraid that she would leave.

"I killed someone." Ma Linglong resumed her original determination and silence, as if her words just now were no different from "I bought a dress" or "I ate a sundae".

At first Stark understood this sentence as related to shopping, but soon he realized that it was not so, he thought for a few seconds in surprise: "I just thought of 3 ways to deal with the dead body and the crime scene, I can guarantee that the police will never suspect you, I think we should act now."

"I've already taken care of it," Ma Linglong said.

Stark breathed a sigh of relief, and didn't even intend to ask who the unlucky guy was: "That's good, I mean, after the murder, it is really necessary to deal with the possible evidence at the scene in time." Stark wanted to say "Great," but he knew it wasn't the right time to say, "What can I do for you?"

"I want you to stay with me all night, just you and me." Ma Linglong emphasized.

"No problem, not just this night, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, you can stay with me for as long as you want." Stark kissed her mouth vigorously, "I admit that I am not a competent boyfriend, I will let you go shopping alone , I should have been with you."

"I didn't go alone..." Ma Linglong paused and said, "Let's go home, I want to go back to the place that belongs to the two of us."

Stark immediately said to Jarvis: "Tell Bruce I'll come back in a few days, and if he has trouble finding me, he can go to the voicemail box. I probably don't have time to discuss Hawking's theory with him, for now."

"Okay, sir."

Stark may be able to understand Ma Linglong's mood. He also had a similar experience. When Obaday wanted to put him to death, Stark indirectly caused him to have a long period of depression after his death.He concluded that Ma Linglong was the same, she killed his only living relative, even though her relatives did all kinds of evil, and wanted Ma Linglong's life time and time again.

"It's exhausting to be a good person, isn't it?" Stark hugged the girl's naked/exposed body, and kissed her clean skin from time to time. skin.Stark suddenly found that they seemed to have not done similar intimate actions for a long time. The reason was that he got a new partner and ignored his partner, "I understand, when I was still immersed in the weapon development period Time, I didn't think there was anything wrong with my behavior at all, at that time I didn't care what the damn media said about me, merchant of death, what a cool title."

Ma Linglong responded with a few hums casually, and Stark knew that meant "continue", and continued to kiss her or lick her back.

Stark kissed her again, and then the two began to kiss her mouth to mouth and sticky for a while, they had done it three times, Stark seemed to have extra strength, even though he had been up for two nights, this time Perhaps thanks to the effect of fitness, Stark even has abs.

"You think I'm a good person?" Ma Linglong snuggled under Stark's arms, staring at the reactor on his chest in a daze, "I thought you thought of me as a bad girl."

"You're a bad girl, especially in bed," Stark said, and he laughed. "I mean, you just look bad, of course I don't mind if you're really bad, but I Knowing that you are not bad, at least not bad enough, if you are evil enough, you will not use any soul-changing spells on me, seriously, although you are not bad, but you are despicable, your little tricks on me really can’t be solved not open?"

"Unless I die."

"No no, except for this." Stark said nervously, "Actually, I know you..." He didn't continue.

"Know what about me?"

"It's nothing."

If Loki knew that Stark was the first person to know the secrets in Ma Linglong's heart, he would probably want to throw Stark off the top floor.

Stark had known for a long time that Ma Linglong would not live to be 50 years old, he just pretended that he didn't know so that the two of them would not get along too deliberately.

That happened after Ma Linglong took him to meet his parents, and Ma Linglong's father had a long talk with Stark when he was alone.At that time, he finally understood why Ma Linglong didn't want children, and he cared about it very much, although Stark wasn't obsessed with having offspring.

As the last woman in the Ma family, Ma Linglong didn't want to continue her fate. Even if she gave birth to a boy, if his offspring had a daughter, they had to be named Ma to inherit Juxian Guild Hall.

Women in the Ma family can only live to be 50, and Ma Linglong can't even reach 50.

Stark had no chance to doubt what Ma Linglong's father told him. He might hope that Stark was prepared, or he just gave up.

Of course Stark never thought of giving up. He wanted to change Ma Linglong's fate, but in the end he was even more helpless.

Ma Linglong must find someone who is willing to sacrifice herself and love her deeply to dedicate her life to her. Obviously Stark is qualified enough, but he cannot make such a sacrifice for Ma Linglong.The lives of the two are closely linked, which obviously loses its meaning.

And every woman in the Ma family has never made the choice to sacrifice others.

"I just wanted to say, I know what can make you happy." Stark stroked Ma Linglong's ear, "I'll show you something."

Stark took the phone and tapped the translucent screen a few times.

Out of the closet came a device, red and gold lacquer, with the image of "Mark" armor on the face and a pair of pointed ears on the head.

This is a cat-shaped robot. Its body is round and full, and its four legs stretch and flex like a real cat.The robot flicked its tail and jumped onto the bed, making a sweet and slight cry. It twisted its fat buttocks and walked between Ma Linglong and Stark, rolled over with its belly up.

"It's called Tony, and I was going to call it something else, but I like it anyway. I think we're all busy, I know I'm a little busier, and you could sit with me in the workshop for days and nights, But I can't be around you. Of course, I don't want you to hold a mechanical cat all day long and think it's me, I just didn't know what to give you, so I did this."

Ma Linglong looked surprised, as if she was surprised by Stark's gizmo.

"You can treat it as a pet that doesn't need to be fed. Of course, it's not just a pet. 'Tony' can launch miniature missiles. I haven't installed weapons on it yet. It's a semi-finished product now. I plan to give it to you on Valentine's Day. "Stark thought for a while and said, "By the way, there is also a core made based on your energy and thermal sensing data. No matter where you are, except for Hogwarts, 'Tony' can find you. It Its function is more than that, in short, you can think of it as 'steel cat' or 'steel kitten' or something."

Stark scratched Tony the cat's chin, and he could still hear the purr: "He likes to scratch his chin, just like me."

"When did you do this?"

"What did I just say baby, I said I like to scratch my chin too, why don't you do it right away?"

The expression on Ma Linglong's face looked joyful and touched, she sat up, threw herself at Stark violently, and hugged him tightly.

"I think, this is what you mean to express your happiness?" Stark tightened his arms, "I'm sorry, I ignored you, I just..." He just found that he couldn't protect her, when Stark saw Maring Long collapsed after releasing the powerful energy and fainted on the battlefield. He was about to collapse. If he had been stronger and better equipped, Stark believed that this kind of thing would not have happened, "We will How about going shopping, watching movies or something, being a couple, I mean, activities that a normal couple would do?"

After a long time, Ma Linglong said, "Let's get married."

The author has something to say: the amount of reading in the past two days has plummeted to the point where I start to doubt life. Are most of the little angels already tired? Not much, the motivation for the daily update is entirely the support of the little angels, crying...

I don't know what's going on.A few days ago, the reading volume was normal, but the day before yesterday, I suddenly felt that there were no readers.

Before, some readers responded that JJ no longer reminds the latest update, and there is no new update every time you click in. Here I want to emphasize again, the author updates every day, and it drops between 2:4 and 5:[-]. If there is no update reminder after [-]:[-] Just refresh it.

[Note]: I remember the fairy tale "Jack and the Beanstalk" was adapted into a live-action movie last year.