The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Stark felt as if he was on the set of a movie with a strong historical background, and he was the director or producer in charge of the movie. After all, except for him, the clothes of the rest of the people might not even be so bold in the movie.Stark didn't feel that he was out of place among this group of people. If he didn't think about the awkward position a few minutes ago, everything in front of him was still very interesting.

Stark turned his head and asked Ma Linglong in a low voice, "Who are they?"

The group is now sitting in the Hogwarts special living room. The room is spacious, with a rectangular wooden table in the middle. There are sweet fruit tea and desserts on the table, as well as coffee specially prepared for Stark. Except for Ma Linglong, no one touched the food.

Ma Linglong raised his hand and pointed slightly, "The one who spoke is my master, you can be a teacher, professor or something, he is also my adoptive father, similar to the relationship between godfather and son, I was brought up by him. Ma Linglong pointed to the one who looked slightly older among the six, but Stark felt that the other party might be about the same age as him, "The other five are my classmates." She tried her best to Use words that Stark can understand to describe his relationship with the six people.

When Stark's eyes fell on those five people, they turned their necks to look at Stark almost simultaneously.

Stark lowered his head guiltily and continued to ask: "I don't intend to be disrespectful." He said, "But they look exactly the same, I guess they are not clones, right, they are quintuplets?"

"Stop associating, they are all independent individuals." Compared with Stark's cautiousness, Ma Linglong was very sure, she took a sip of tea, "Don't be nervous, it may be difficult for you to recognize their faces now It's very difficult, you just need to remember my master's name." Although it is the relationship between foster father and daughter, Ma Linglong is still used to calling her master.

"Hope it's not too difficult to remember," Stark said worriedly.

"Yin Tang (Yin Tang), you can call him Tang." Ma Linglong wrote down the pronunciation on Stark's desktop with her fingers, and then taught him to read it again, "but you'd better add Mr. (Mr.)."

"Well..." Stark swallowed, "I guess you'll tell me next, they're easy going, tell me not to be nervous, right?" He hoped so.

"No." Ma Linglong said, and she said seriously, "Don't say a word later, don't take the initiative to shake hands with him, and don't hug him, especially hugs, the others feel free to do so."

"Hugs cause him allergies?"

"No." Ma Linglong said, and she glanced at Stark, "But I think you might be allergic." Ma Linglong patted his hand and said, "Don't be nervous, although he is not very easy to get along with. "

This sentence obviously made Stark's nerves tense, he picked up the coffee and put it to his mouth: "Don't you think this is not a comfort, baby?"

God knows how embarrassing it would be for him to appear in front of his girlfriend's elders in that damn posture. Although Stark has always shown that he doesn't care, he knows very well that if he has a daughter, and his daughter's boyfriend appears in that posture Under his nose, Stark may have fired the most powerful pulse cannon at the opponent.He was really glad that the young man named Tang didn't curse him because of this. Although Star had already seen some anger from the other party's eyes, he was very self-cultivated, and Stark hoped that this self-cultivation could continue to be maintained.

Stark began to miss the time when he didn't do anything a few minutes ago. If time could be turned back, maybe he would choose to listen to Santa Claus, get out of bed, get dressed, and preferably keep smiling.

"Stark." Ma Linglong bumped his elbow lightly, "The coffee is about to pour out."

Stark took a sip hastily: "You should have reminded me earlier."

Dumbledore's laughter suddenly sounded, it was the result of a happy conversation between him and Tang Yin, Stark thought, it must not be because he almost spilled his coffee, but he couldn't be sure of this, because Dumbledore just watched glanced at him.

The atmosphere in the room is not pleasant, but there is no particularly bad feeling. At least so far, there has been no more embarrassing situation for him. Stark kept comforting himself. No one accused him of lying on Ma Linglong. Isn't it on the bed, after all, it's not such a big deal at all.Seriously, why can't he lie on Ma Linglong's bed? They are lovers, and lovers should do something they love, right? There's nothing shameful about this.

Well, it's a hospital, in a public place, he shouldn't be so ostentatious.

Could he buy the hospital, Madam Pomfrey included, if he could, so he could tell people he was making out on his own turf.

The man sitting next to Tang Yin happened to meet Stark's gaze, and he nodded towards Stark, showing a friendly smile.Stark twitched the corner of his mouth with difficulty, he really hoped that the facial movements he showed just now had something to do with laughing.

The only reason why Stark couldn't sit still was probably because the two people who spoke were speaking English, not Chinese, and the two wizards with completely different temperaments (it was later known to Stark that they were called warlocks in China) used the The standard British accent, with ups and downs, fits well with the two elders' attire.

Stark pricked up his ears desperately not to miss every detail of what the other person was talking about. All the pronunciations similar to "Tony" or "Stark" could make his heart tremble slightly.

Maybe they were talking about themselves, it was hard to say, the six people in front of them seemed to come for Ma Linglong, they might want to take his girl away, and Stark didn't want this to happen.He kept swallowing his saliva, and had the urge to grab Ma Linglong's hand and flee the scene, and he was about to do so.

As if Tang Yin had seen through his mind, the young man turned his head and glanced at Stark, his eyes were burning and cold, and Stark felt as uncomfortable as if his heart had been pierced by a sword.

"Don't think about it." Ma Linglong said to him, gently shaking Stark's hand, "I said, are you afraid?"

"What, scared, me?" Stark concealed his embarrassment, "Of course not, this is much better than dealing with dementors, I just haven't gotten used to your relative's attire." Stark was obviously a little scared, after all He was comparing some handsome young men to dementors.

Although he didn't know what he was afraid of.

"Sorry for interrupting your conversation, Master, Professor." Ma Linglong said, she stood up, and everyone's eyes focused on her, "If there's nothing else, I'm going to eat."

Stark seemed to have seen Jesus, he suppressed the urge to kiss the girl and pretended to be calm.

"It's something." Tang Yin replied coldly, his voice was exactly the same as Ma Linglong's, Tang Yin glanced at Stark, and said to Ma Linglong in Chinese, "Otherwise, why would I come here from all the way? Don't you have any patience, he has been restless since just now." In fact, Tang Yin's age is far more than what he looks young, he just passed his 60th birthday this year.

"I'm impatient." Ma Linglong replied, "Maybe you want to eat with us, Master. However, you don't seem to eat meat, but what a pity, you can only watch us eat." The voice "Master "No respect,

The five people who followed Tang Yin could not help but take a deep breath.

Tang Yin's personality is the most unreasonable in the "Juxian Guild". He is one of the elders of the "Zhanyan School". Tang Yin is very strict with his students and even his own Tong cultivation. He is traditional in thinking and stubborn. If he didn't understand Ma Linglong's temper, Tang Yin has long been rude to Stark. 【Note】

Those five people were Tang Yin's closed-door disciples, and Ma Linglong was the only one who dared to speak to their master like that in the entire "Juxian Guild Hall".The conversation of the old and the young can always make the surrounding air more bitter than the ice bricks on the top of Kunlun Mountain.

"You didn't introduce yourself to the teacher..." Tang Yin was obviously used to Ma Linglong's sarcastic remarks, he gave up the accusation he was about to utter, and shifted the topic to Stark, but he didn't know how to word it.

Because he didn't want to admit that this American had anything to do with Ma Linglong.

"Boyfriend." Ma Linglong said, she pointed out bluntly, "You won't like him, so I won't introduce him."

Stark had no idea what they were talking about, but it looked peaceful, and it should be a good conversation. He forced a decent smile at Tang Yin.

He believed that this young man was somewhat related to Ma Linglong, and his face was just like Ma Linglong's without any extra expression to support it, let alone the indifference in his eyes was sharper than the ice cone under the eaves.Of course, he was more pleasing to the eye than Snape, especially his beard, which was very interesting dangling as he spoke, Stark couldn't help but move his gaze to Tang Yin's chin.

Tang Yin seemed to have been offended, he stared at Stark coldly, and continued to say to Ma Linglong: "That's not certain."

Ma Linglong knew that Stark was thinking wildly again.

Stark noticed that the colors of the cuffs of the six of them were slightly different. He guessed that it should be a symbol of status. Tang Yin had all black piping, while the other five were in order from dark to light. The one on the far left was white, and his appearance seemed to be more young.

Dumbledore stood up: "Then, you guys must have a lot to say in the next time." He said, "The house elves will bring food." Dumbledore said to Ma Linglong.

"Thank you." Tang Yin also stood up, "We will discuss this in detail later."

"Of course, you are always welcome." Dumbledore smiled, "Oh, yes, Don, I think I should be able to beat you this time. I have prepared the chessboard. How about our next game tonight?"

"Extremely looking forward to it." Tang Yin was a frequent visitor to Hogwarts. He played Go with Dumbledore for a few days and nights every time he came every three years, but Dumbledore would lose to him in almost every game.

Today, Tang Yin made an exception to visit in advance.

Dumbledore winked at Stark as he reached the door and mouthed "Good luck".

Stark really hoped he was as lucky as he was half a month ago.

Tang Yin is a natural mind reader. He can hear the voices of many people. Unless he deliberately uses Occlumency to block his abilities, any malicious intentions will be exposed in front of Tang Yin.It was obvious that Stark didn't have this ability, and his thinking was extremely jumpy. Tang Yin didn't even need to talk to him to conclude that Stark was definitely not the son-in-law he wanted.

In fact, he didn't want a son-in-law at all. Tang Yin had devoted himself to persuading Ma Linglong to cultivate immortality for more than ten years. When he heard that Ma Linglong had made a commoner boyfriend in the United States, he almost broke his decades of cultivation.

"Mr. Stark." Tang Yin said to Stark with a standard American accent, "It's a pleasure to meet you."

Stark was startled at first. He thought the young man on the opposite side should have a taste of England, so he froze there for a moment and forgot to respond.

Tang Yin has a lot of research on languages. He has mastered the characters and languages ​​of almost most countries on the earth, including some native languages. He can express English with the accents of dozens of different countries.

Stark's back tensed, and his adrenaline made him subconsciously breathe faster: "Yes, Mr. Tan..." He glanced at Ma Linglong uncertainly.The girl pointed to the pronunciation written by magic on the table, the handwriting was extremely clear, "Oh, Mr. Tang!" He raised his voice.

Ma Linglong thinks that this kind of Stark is very cute. He dares to challenge the authority of gun-wielding terrorists, and he is easy to deal with the damage caused by magic. An oriental warlock who was unlikely to threaten him was afraid.

Tang Yin stretched out his hand to Stark, he was very happy that he immediately understood the other party's intention, so he stood up and planned to shake hands with him.

Ma Linglong put his palm between him and Tang Yin, and said: "Master, Stark is just an ordinary person, embarrassing him will not bring a sense of accomplishment."

Tang Yin stared at Ma Linglong for a long time, and then slowly took his hand back: "Please sit down." He said to Stark, speaking slowly, but in a forceful manner without getting angry.Stark looked at Ma Linglong inexplicably, before he could speak, he heard Tang Yin say, "What do you do, Mr. Stark."

"Scientist." Ma Linglong answered for him.

"Why." Tang Yin said calmly, "He doesn't understand the English I speak, can't you translate it?"

"It's a meaningless question. You know what he does. You already know everything about him." Ma Linglong responded rudely, "Why don't you care about your apprentice's well-being? I was injured , I hope you can see, father, I was seriously injured, and I lay in the hospital for half a month." When Ma Linglong called Tang Yin's father, it was acting like a baby, even though no one could hear it. This part is included in the paragraph.

"Are you injured?" Tang Yin's expression softened a little, although it was a slight concern, "Who is it, who is so courageous."

When Stark noticed that the young man's eyes fell on him, he quickly shook his head.

"Accidentally injured by a few students."

"Student of Slytherin!" Tang Yin patted the table, and all the drinks on the table flew out of the cups.

"No..." After Ma Linglong failed to change the subject, she said again, "Skip this link." She looked at Stark, "Master, his full name is Anthony Edward Stark, if you You can call him Tony if you like, but forget it if you don't, I've slept with him anyway."

One of the five people accidentally sprayed out the tea, he shook his sleeve apologetically, and the tea stain disappeared immediately.

Stark noticed that the young man's pupils were dilated rapidly, and all the flying liquid condensed into crystal-like ice. He felt that he might not survive today.

Careless, Stark thought, he should have come with the portable armor.

And this thought was also heard by Tang Yin.

"I'm 30 years old, and it's normal to sleep with a man." Ma Linglong said, "What I want to say is that I love him, and I plan to marry him, maybe I won't have children, but it depends, maybe I'm in a good mood, let's have a game or two." This sounded like the oath of a woman who was deeply in the whirlpool of love and couldn't extricate herself, but that was just an understatement by Ma Linglong.

"How can you say such shameful words in front of your juniors!" He said several times in Chinese.

"You can expel me from the teacher's school." Ma Linglong suggested, "Just because I have shamed my ancestors."

Since these paragraphs were spoken in Chinese, Stark had no idea what the two of them said, but it is not difficult to guess that the topic should be related to him.

"Don't even think about it!" Tang Yin calmed down and let the liquid return to the place where it should be. "Get out immediately, I want to talk to him alone."

"No."

"You don't even listen to me?" Tang Yin said angrily, "Just because of this brat?"

"Without him, I wouldn't listen to you very much." Ma Linglong has been against her elders since she was a child. She is mature in thinking and has a surly personality, but everyone can't help pampering her, "Father, there is no way I like to make money, I don't want to cultivate immortality, it has nothing to do with Stark. He is an American, and a futuristic scientist, he doesn't understand our rules at all, do you want to hug and kiss him?"

Tang Yin clutched his chest and kept chanting "Women are not allowed to stay in university".

Ma Linglong said that she has not been at home since she was 11 years old.

"Senior Sister, you should listen to Master." The person who spoke was the one who accidentally sprayed out the tea just now. I ask you to go back and deal with this matter, not to beat the mandarin ducks."

"If you lie to me and go back, nothing good will happen to you." Ma Linglong said.

"You can ask this gentleman to come with you." Shan Zixian said, he looked at Stark, "Uncle and Aunt also want to see him very much."

The uncle and aunt that Shan Zixian said were Ma Linglong's parents.

"Is this true?" Ma Linglong looked at the other fellow students, and everyone nodded with serious expressions, "Then you should have told me earlier, Master."

Tang Yin snorted: "I sent you an urgent letter three days ago."

"I was still in a coma three days ago." Ma Linglong switched to English and said to Stark, "My master wants to have a chat with you, alone."

Stark finally had a chance to speak: "You mean, you're going to leave me alone?"

"You are Iron Man, you have saved New York twice." Ma Linglong encouraged him.

"I'm nothing without my armor," Stark said.

Ma Linglong kissed him on the face, got up and walked towards the door: "Geniuses, billionaires, philanthropists, playboys, Google has a lot of information."

"Hey!" Stark looked a little flustered, "Would he like me, right, like your friends here?"

"will not."

"That's great news," Stark said dejectedly. "What should I do?"

Ma Linglong pushed open the heavy wooden door, and turned around: "The same attitude as that of my friends."

Stark imagined all kinds of situations, and he convinced himself that there was no problem, and it was not the first time he had negotiated with someone. What is the difference between Chinese and people from other countries.

He wanted to refill himself a cup of coffee to relieve stress, but the cup filled itself.

Stark is not good at dealing with the elders because in his eyes there is no such thing as respecting the old and loving the young. His attitude towards everyone is the same. If he wants to show that he likes the other side, he may often be self-defeating unless The other party is a person who really understands him.

Someone like Ma Linglong who tolerated everything about him and knew everything about him.

Apparently the six Chinese wizards sitting across from him were beyond the scope of his understanding, and he knew nothing about them. Only then did Stark realize that Ma Linglong was still his assistant, and the girl had every reason to sit next to him. Make plans for him.

Tang Yin looked at Stark blankly for a while. Except for him, the other five people were not so aggressive. They just cast sympathetic glances at Stark, and then pretended that the tea in the cup was very sweet. delicious.

"When will you get married?" Tang Yin asked suddenly.

"What?" Stark didn't respond.

Tang Yin said in a sullen tone, "Don't you ever think about marrying Linglong?" There were too many thoughts in Stark's mind, and Tang Yin couldn't grasp the answer hidden in his heart for a while.

"No, I mean, you asked it a little abruptly. Of course I have thought about marriage."

"When." Tang Yin repeated again.

Stark didn't feel that he was being treated with disrespect. After all, he was also good at embarrassing others. He just wanted to find his own rhythm.Stark remembered what Ma Linglong said just now, making his attitude the same as facing Sirius and the others, so he adjusted his sitting posture and leaned against the back of the chair: "It's hard to say, we haven't considered that level yet, maybe In the near future." Stark gradually calmed down, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend, how old are you?" He seemed to have forgotten Ma Linglong's more important order, which was not just offensive, but provoking.

Tang Yin's face was as frosty as ice: "You have already done things between men and women." He didn't answer, and Tang Yin certainly didn't have to answer a junior's reckless, "But you don't want to get married?"

Stark hesitated for a long time as if he had encountered a problem of the century before he said: "Mr. Tang, you mean, because Linglong and I..." He thought of a less explicit description, "I have done most adult things with her. What people can do, most likely every day, must get married?"

Tang Yindao: "I understand the spirit of hedonism that you Westerners admire, especially you, Mr. Stark, your past is very exciting. But Linglong's education is not the same as that of the girl you know. She puts her virginity I gave it to you, which means that she can no longer get rid of you."

Stark swears to God that he had no concept of the word "virginity" before today, so that it took him a long time to believe that he had heard it right.So Stark felt a little ridiculous. Although he wanted to maintain etiquette, Stark couldn't help but laugh out loud. It can't be his fault, can it? After all, it sounds like it was a topic that people paid attention to in the last century.

"You think it's ridiculous?" Tang Yin sullenly sullenly.

"Sorry." Stark twitched the corners of his mouth and tried his best to hold back a smile. "I just think that you seem to have misunderstood Linglong in some way." He said, "I really hope she can't get rid of me, but the fact is, She's free, body and mind. Seriously, I guess I can't get rid of her, she's so good, so special, I don't think I can live without her, but she has several great options .I'm not saying that Linglong is in a few boats, I mean, the men around her are not bad, of course I'm the best, so she chose me." Stark fiddled with the coffee cup casually , "I don't think Linglong would think that having sex with me...I mean it's a big deal to sleep together, I hope so, then I don't have to worry about her dumping me all the time."

"Please continue." Tang Yin said.

"I want to marry her, really, I thought about it a year ago, but I don't think it's the right time given our current situation." Stark shrugged, "I originally thought that there was at least one thing I wanted It can be provided to her continuously, that is money, but now it seems that she does not lack, or even has enough. Maybe one day in the future, Linglong is tired of me and no longer loves me, so she can leave at any time I go, just like just now, kiss my face and say goodbye. But once you get married, you have to face the problem of property distribution. I don't plan to share her private parts, and I don't mean mine, but divorce is It's a very nerve-wracking thing, and I don't want her to be distracted by the dangerous nature of her job, well, I don't want to be in such trouble myself."

"You think too far away." Tang Yin captured the truth from his chaotic thoughts.

"So back to now." Stark said quickly, "She's still young, she has a lot of choices, and I'm not the only one for her, although it sounds depressing..." Stark's eyes suddenly lost their luster, "Oh, it's so frustrating, I actually admitted this, I'm not her only one!" He looked at Tang Yin and said, "How many men in your place want to pursue her?"

Tang Yin closed his eyes helplessly, and the other five couldn't help but pursed their lips and looked at each other and smiled.

"I really don't understand why that girl is interested in you!" Tang Yin said in Chinese, then stood up and stretched out his hand, "That's it, Mr. Stark, see you again."

Stark held his hand unsuspectingly. The moment he touched the other's palm, Stark felt cold all over his body, and memories of the past flashed uncontrollably in his mind like an electric current. picture.When he came back to his senses, Tang Yin was no longer there, and he was still in a handshake position, dazed at a loss.

"Welcome to Kunlun Mountain, Mr. Stark." Shan Zixian said, he took out a green jade tablet about 10 inches in size from his sleeve, engraved with the Chinese character "Xian" on it, "please keep it safe Senior Sister will tell you what it does." Then, Shan Zixian took out another small book, and he opened the middle page, "If it's convenient for you now, can you sign your name here?"

"I guess it must be an invisible non-disclosure agreement?" Stark said.

Shan Zixian smiled: "I have a disciple who admires you very much, and he asked me to get your autographed authentic work."

Stark looked at each other in disbelief.

"You're Iron Man, right?"

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The names of Tang Yin and Shan Zixian are provided from "Hiccup Kid" and "Fei Ming" respectively