[Comprehensive British and American] 818 My irresponsible ex-husband

Domination of the Earth Starts Small, Little by Little - by Rocky Odinson.

A melt-in-your-mouth chocolate fondue for dinner.The great evil god stood firm/stand up again.

When I got home, I rushed into the room with a pile of baked pudding I just bought from the bakery.

But it's useless... because even the smartest evil god in Asgard can't comprehend the skill of self-teaching without any reserve knowledge as a basis.

Fortunately, he had a brainstorm and thought that there is such a thing as the Internet in this world.

So he took out the new mobile phone that Emina just bought for herself today, and confidently gave herself a reason to go online.

We must know that the Internet in the 21st century is not as simple as it was in the last century.There are tempting traps everywhere.From time to time, when Loki was looking up information, a game advertisement popped up.

However, the picture of the advertisement is also very exquisite and beautiful.Attracting many teenagers to go farther and farther on the road of becoming an Internet-addicted teenager.

So, when Loki looked at the pink advertising frame that jumped out tirelessly in the lower right corner again, shaking and constantly showing his presence, the fighting scene that was playing animation on it was very exciting...hesitating Finally, I reached out and clicked.

If Emina was here, she would definitely sneer at this kind of hot chicken game advertised in a small section on the literature website.But now here is an Asgardian evil god who has never seen the novelties of the earthlings.

It is conceivable... This kind of game that keeps fighting monsters, upgrading and running the map, and the loot that falls can be used to upgrade equipment is really... What should I do if people get out of control?

Ahhhhh - Loki's excited face was a little red, and he kept pressing his fingers on the phone.For the *oss who looked like a little monster on the screen, he obviously wanted to kill it.

The poor one just opened it and did half of its homework, lying on the side aggrievedly, a lonely sign of the fact that it has just been abandoned by its owner.

The great evil god on this side obviously forgot his homework, and was fighting to the death with the *boss in the game.

Emina, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room on the other side, finally finished the report that was requested today.Click the send button and it will be sent to Vera's mailbox.With a sigh of relief, I opened Twitter.

Sure enough, a group of people below screamed and begged to be fed.All of them are people who want to break the news about Captain America, about Iron Man, about Hawkeye, and about Black Widow.

Emina's Twitter account belongs to the category of high-level VIP.And there are nearly a million fans underneath.Because of the convenience of her position, she is often able to photograph the heroic appearance of some members of the Avengers.

The update is also relatively timely, and there will always be a few photos posted in a week.So fans of the Avengers will cry out on Twitter every week, begging for feed and breaking news.All kinds of fancy begging.

As usual, put a picture of Tony Stark wearing mark8, with his helmet lifted, rolling his eyes.

This photo was kindly provided by Miss Pope.Because today Tony Stark made the current CEO of Stark Industries angry again, and then Ms. Pope approached her directly, provided such a photo, and asked Emina to put it in on twitter.

Sure enough, the Internet was quiet for three seconds.Then the comments below came out in piles, and this photo was instantly reposted by countless netizens as screenshots, and the server crashed in an instant after the comments below.

Half a minute later, people who want to click to refresh the page again will find that this link does not exist, and they can't get it out no matter how they swipe.

There was a burst of wailing on the Internet, because all the websites that put this photo of Iron Man and were forwarded will find that their servers have crashed for a moment.Immediately afterwards, the URL link of this photo no longer exists, and it was obviously deleted artificially.

Immediately, Emina's cell phone beside her rang. The msn notification tone kept ringing, showing how angry the person looking for her was.

Even if you think about it with your toes, you can know who the person who just hacked the server and deleted the photos is now frantically sending messages to himself.

Sighing, Emina reluctantly swiped open the phone screen, and clicked on the beating avatar on it.

"Emina Owen! Who told you to put my picture on the website? Huh?"

"I'm your boss! You should have said hello to me before doing this!"

"Now, immediately, come out to me immediately! Explain clearly!"

Tony's voice came out through the handset of the mobile phone, echoing in the huge living room.The angry snarl showed how angry he was about the incident.The narrow-minded Iron Man doesn't mind such things as his image being destroyed.

She raised her red lips, and Emina replied slowly: "First of all, you are no longer my boss, Mr. Stark."

"Let me remind you that the CEO of the Stark Group is Miss Pope now, and she is now my highest boss."

"Finally, I also posted this photo on the website at her suggestion. Do you have any comments? Mr. Stark."

After these few words, Tony fell silent.After a while, the notification sound for adding friends on msn sounded again.

Emina picked up her phone and looked at it. It was Tony's request to add a friend for a private chat.Without even thinking about it, she directly refused.

I think that when the female agent had just retired and came to the logistics department of the Avengers, she met her big boss Tony Stark for the first time.When hearing the rumored words to evaluate this billionaire, Emina never imagined that her new boss would be such a person with a corrupt private life.

It turned out that being famous is not as good as meeting her, and this boss actually wanted to sleep with her the first time we met!

wtf?After Emina added Tony's msn, she knew that the boss wanted to have sex with her, so she blocked her decisively.

From then on, the conversation between Tony and Emina can only be in the group of Avengers.This group includes not only the members of the Avengers, but also some high-level logistics department staff and S.H.I.E.L.D. staff.

After Tony and Emina finished speaking these few words, the people who were diving all came out to bubble up.

The glamorous black widow: "Isn't it just a photo? Don't you need to be so angry?"

Hawkeye: "Ditto."

Falcon: "+1."

Vera: "+2."

Coulson: "+3."

Stark's CEO: "+ ID number."

Tony's growling voice came again: "Little Pepper, you can't do this to me, you can't ruin my image in the eyes of the American people!"

"Dear Mr. Stark, if you still want your image, please don't push all the work to me?" Pepper's unceremonious voice also came, and Tony was speechless explain.

After the group was quiet for a while, Emina sent a message.

"The child's academic performance is not very good, can you recommend a better cram school?"

Falcon: "Why don't I know when you got married and had children? (⊙_⊙)"

Stark's CEO: "Unfortunately I can't help because I don't have kids yet."

Coulson: "How old is the child? My daughter is in elementary school this year, so I happen to know something about this."

Tony: "wtf! Coulson, when did you get married and have children? Why didn't I know?!!!"

Coulson: "...Thank you seven years ago."

The glamorous Black Widow: "Can Tony please stop embarrassing yourself? I remember inviting you to Coulson's wedding."

Emina: "Kolson, it just so happens that my child is only in elementary school. Today's quiz is not very good."

Coulson: "Well, Sunshine Education is better. The teacher has a very good attitude towards the students. I suggest you give it a try."

Emina: "Okay, send me the address and I'll check it out."

After a while, Coulson threw over an address link.I clicked in and saw that it was indeed the website of Sunshine Education, which introduced in detail which courses are suitable for children to learn, as well as detailed address information.

Emina: "Okay, thank you." After thanking Coulson sincerely, Emina continued to browse the webpage patiently.Researching which cram school should be reported to Rocky is better.

After a while, the profile picture of msn began to shake again.

Click on it, it's still Tony, he seems to like to use voice all the time.This time it was still in the voice state: "Did you buy the latest fruit phone for your son today? Is the phone number 777-555-212?"

As a former agent with good qualities, Emina naturally memorized the string of numbers when she got Loki's phone number at the first sight-this was purely out of a professional professionalism.

"Yes, what's the matter? Is there any problem?" The former female agent suddenly had a very bad premonition.

"I seem to know the reason why your son's academic performance is not very good. I think he must be in his room now. Can you go and see what he is doing now?" After saying this, Tony's Iron Man The avatar on her profile darkened, apparently offline.

After hearing this sentence, Emina immediately dropped the phone, got off the sofa and put on slippers.He rushed to the door of Loki's room in a hurry and pushed open the door of the room.

So Loki, who was fighting against the *oss inside, turned his head when he heard the voice, and saw Emina standing at the door of his room with an angry face.

The little person in the phone lost control and let out a scream.Eaten by that ugly monster.

The sound of "click, click, click" clearly reached Emina's ears.In an instant, the air pressure in this room was unbelievably low.

"Claire! Explain to me exactly what you are doing?!"