[Comprehensive British and American] 818 My irresponsible ex-husband

"Hello, miss, do you have time? I would like to buy you a drink." The handsome man has profound features, and the natural temperament of the Italian makes him look a combination of decadence and sunshine.

"Excuse me handsome guy, I like men with eight-pack abs... Besides, I already have a child." Emina raised her red lips, stretched out a hand to take off her sunglasses, revealed two sky blue eyes, and signaled Looked at Loki next to him.

Rocky: "..." That's enough, if you like eight-pack abs, can you not say it so openly (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The handsome guy glanced at Rocky, and then successfully concluded that Emina's husband must be very handsome and has eight-pack abs.

The strike-up was unsuccessful, but the handsome guy still smiled politely: "That's really a pity, nice to meet you, sorry for the trouble."

The handsome guy put his left hand on his right chest, performed a gentleman's etiquette very gracefully, then turned around and walked away gracefully.

"A rare handsome guy... There are already owners of this kind of stuff in S.H.I.E.L.D." Emina sighed, then took a sip of the orange juice on the small table next to her, and narrowed her eyes happily.

Then he saw Loki, another glass on the small table filled with apple-flavored soda.Transparent ice cubes are suspended inside, reflecting a beautiful luster, a slice of lemon is dotted around the mouth of the cup, and a cute little cow is lying on top of the straw.

But it was such a glass of apple soda that looked tall, but its owner didn't even touch it.

"What's the matter, dear, don't you like the taste of apples?" Emina hooked her lips, picked up the glass of apple sparkling water decorated with little cows on the straw, and walked towards Loki who seemed to be angry.

Loki turned his head, and saw at a glance...the pair of 36ds that were about to come out.

Please forgive his nature as a man, the first thing he notices is this kind of wretched place, but...it's really too conspicuous, even if you want to ignore it, dear!

As Emina got closer and closer to him, everything seemed to be slowed down suddenly, and the pair of little white rabbits who were getting whiter and tenderer under the sunlight and the black bikini were slowly approaching him...

Loki desperately hypnotized himself that was just a tool for breastfeeding a child, forcing himself to look away from it, but sadly found that he couldn't do it... whatthe* did this woman do it on purpose?

The evil god, who has always been elegant and gentlemanly, swears for the first time. Although he said it silently in his heart, it does not prevent him from expressing his current mood.

Staring blankly at Emina slowly walking towards him with sparkling water, Loki felt his mind go blank, and then he felt that his whole body was fluttering like he was about to fly... Then his nose slowly Some kind of suspicious red liquid dripped out...

"Claire, what's wrong with you, oh my god, why are you having a nosebleed?" Emina ran over in panic, and in desperation directly picked up the cloth napkin that the waiter had just brought on the small table and covered his nose , picked up the evil god who was still bleeding from his nose and ran to the hospital.

Loki: "..." Such a shameful thing must not have been done by him.

These people on the beach saw something they shouldn't see, so they must find a chance to kill and silence them!

In fact, Loki, who is being hugged in his arms and is in close contact with the little white rabbit who tempted him just now, has a blank mind. To be honest, the feeling of ruining his fame for a lifetime is not so good.

Only a few drops of red blood on the beach proved the embarrassing scene of the great evil god of Asgard today.

"It's not a big problem, it's just a little bit of heat stroke. The child is still young, so don't let him be exposed to intense sunlight for a long time. You should pay attention to this in the future." The serious female doctor taught Emina earnestly, obviously for her The mother who did not take good care of the child was very dissatisfied.

"Yes, yes, I haven't raised children before and didn't pay attention to this aspect. I will definitely pay attention to it in the future." Emina listened very seriously, nodding like a chicken pecking rice.

Was such a cute boy adopted?This is understandable.The doctor patted Emina on the shoulder, and suggested softly: "You can take a look at the "Parenting Handbook" written by Conn Stanford, which may be more useful to you."

"Thank you so much, I was thinking about buying some of these books to read." Emina was very pleasantly surprised, and then the two left the ward while chatting.Obviously, Emina needs to learn from the experience of raising children.

Loki, who was lying on the hospital bed with an ice pack on his forehead and was pretending to be dead, really didn't want to know what the "Parenting Manual" written by Constanford was. Don't tell anyone about the shame!

Especially just now Emina sent him too hastily and didn't change his clothes. He is still naked and only wearing the swim trunks with the bear pattern!

It may be that Emina, a novice in raising children, still lacks experience, and this time she spent a particularly long time with the female doctor.

Loki lay on the bed until he was about to fall asleep when he heard someone push the door in again.

"Claire, how do you feel now? Are you still dizzy?" The faint smell of fruity perfume approached him, and Loki heard the soft voice of the woman, as if dripping water.

He opened his eyes, and as expected, he saw the woman who was looking at him with extremely loving eyes.

The other party's eyes seemed to be looking at a battered animal, and Loki successfully twitched the corners of his mouth.

What the hell did you say just now?Why is Mao looking at me like this? !

"Aunt Emina, I'm fine, I'm just a little dizzy..." Loki puffed up his cheeks, looked at Emina with pitiful eyes, and vowed in his heart that he would make this woman give up and bring him here in the future idea.

This kind of behavior is like walking around in public wearing only a pair of underwear. In Loki's eyes, it is no different from running naked wearing only a pair of underwear. Forgive him for being a conservative evil god-this is also the first time Loki For the first time, I felt that I was so conservative.

Of course, his deliberate cuteness has achieved great success. At least Emina thinks that she will never take her little cutie to the beach to bathe in the future, even if it is her favorite way of vacation.

Emina helped him take off the ice pack on his head, and put a soft pillow behind him for Loki to lean on: "I'm sorry, it was my negligence, and I will definitely be careful in the future. But Claire, what's wrong with you? Do you have to tell me?"

Loki's pitiful expression made Emina think of his irresponsible father again, what a scumbag!Such a cute little angel has abandoned him and abused him (inferred from what he heard in Loki's dream before), and he must ask Coulson to help him find out where that scum went.

"I... I want to put on my clothes first, can I?" Loki carefully reminded the woman who had apparently forgotten something, and his soft tone clearly verified that Emina's imaginary father was a child-abusing scum this matter.

"Ah, I forgot about this." Patting her forehead annoyed, Emina picked up the bag from the side of the hospital bed that she had just left here when she just walked in, opened it, and took out a set with a stamp on it. The t-shirt shorts of the q version of Iron Man Iron Man come.

"Do you want to dress yourself or do you want me to help you?" The former female agent with a warm smile extended her claws to the quilt covering Loki's body.

"No, I want to do it by myself, Auntie Emina." Loki immediately covered the quilt firmly, vowing to defend his chastity to the death.

"Okay then, I'll go out first, you can wear it yourself, and call me when you're done." With some regrets, she handed over the things to the determined child, and Emina turned around and walked out of the ward again.

So you see, what the hell are you regretting!

The great evil god feels that ever since he was adopted by this woman, his previous elegance and calmness have become farther and farther away from him... orz

Fearing that the obscene woman would suddenly push the door and come in, Loki changed his clothes as quickly as he could, and then called the woman waiting outside the door to come in.

"The doctor said that you have heat stroke and need to rest. Get up first and I will go through the discharge procedures for you, okay?" She stroked the little boy's hair with her hand, and then Emina put Loki down. on the bed.

Then, he took out a book with a beautiful cover... a fairy tale book from the school bag next to him?

What is this woman going to do?Loki obviously wasn't used to this sudden routine, and looked at the four huge "Grimm's Fairy Tales" on the colored covers in Emina's hands with a dazed expression—please forgive me for living in Asgard and rarely coming to the atrium The Cthulhu doesn't know what a fairy tale book is.

But even so, after thinking about it with his clever head, Loki probably knew that this was a children's book, and his face turned black all of a sudden.

Just when Loki closed his eyes in despair and prepared to accept the mental torture, the rapid ringtone of the mobile phone saved him.

Emina let out a long sigh, and took out her phone from her bag. The dancing 'ofthedevils' on it gave her the urge to throw the phone out of the window.

But Emina was well aware of her boss's personality, so she could only pick up the phone melancholy, and put the fairy tale book aside.

"Emina Owen, Hydra is already going to destroy the world, you still have the mood to give me a vacation in Malaysia!"

"Go back to New York now, immediately, immediately!"

Amidst the roar of the immediate boss, Emina could only regretfully end this hard-won vacation.

Damn Hydra!