Looking back on the miracle

a coffee shop.

Today, this stylish and secluded coffee shop was booked out by a marriage website, and the decoration is very romantic and warm.

Sixteen small round tables are irregularly placed in the hall, and the original barriers are temporarily removed, but on one side of each round table, there are tall potted plants, which not only beautify the environment but also provide A trace of secrecy, so that the two people who are talking can not be so exposed to the eyes of others.

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, the event was about to start, and Chen Guanlin was still sitting in the car dawdling, not wanting to get out of the car. . .

"Chen Guanlin! Look at you!" The little aunt really hated iron but steel. "A big man, what are you afraid of! Look at those girls, how generous! Don't let Yinyin laugh at you! Isn't it Yinyin? Uncle is a coward."

"Hehe... Uncle is a coward!"

What does Zheng Wenyin, who is more than two years old, know, she knows how to learn from her aunt's parrot and make up for her uncle's heart.

'They are generous because they want to get married, I don't want to! '

Chen Guanlin was just muttering in his heart...

Forget it. . .Die and die.

"I'm going."

Chen Guanlin, who is never late, looked at his watch and it was 58:[-]. He couldn't delay any longer, so he summoned up his courage and went to participate in this event.

"The wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong men are gone..." Chen Guanlin subconsciously read aloud, with a very decisive and heroic expression - the blind dates in the past few years made him deeply feel that women who participate in blind dates are a kind of women who must be respected and kept at a distance creature...

"Mr. Chen? You are the last participant to arrive. Please put on your badge and mask and sit in the men's rest area on the right for a while."

The staff of the host of the event were very polite, and Chen Guanlin relaxed a little and responded appropriately.He nodded with a gracious smile and walked away.

After he walked away, the receiving girl slowly let go of her suddenly held breath, and then put her hands together on her chest dreamily.

"Hey, what are you crazy about?"

A boy bumped into the girl.

"So handsome, so warm and full of connotation~~~"

The girl said fascinatedly, rubbing her reddish face against the back of her hand, twisting her body slightly. "pity……"

It's a pity that the company stipulates that it is not allowed to use the position to fall in love with members. . .

"Haha, you finally discovered my various strengths!" The boy was smug, doing various movements to show his muscles, "Nothing is a pity, everything comes in time, brother's heart is always open to you!"

"Get out! Who said you!" The girl slapped the boy's greasy face away, switching between the cute girl and the female man mode very freely. . .

Chen Guanlin had no idea that he had successfully captured the love interest of a little girl. He put on the black mask that covers the upper half of the face that is used in masquerade parties in Europe and the United States, and sat in the men's rest area.

After 1 minute, the activity officially begins.

A long-haired woman in a strapless dress stepped onto the stage, gracefully picked up the microphone and said to everyone: "Good afternoon, everyone. Thank you very much for participating in our activities this afternoon. This is our 'Phoenix Yufei' dating website It is actually a kind of fate that everyone can gather here for the first meeting event organized. Let me introduce the rules of this event..."

Basically, it is to wait for a while to enter the venue. The first four changes of position, the lady does not move, and the man looks for the partner of the 8-minute blind date according to the number addition and subtraction rules temporarily given by the host. When the time is up, get up and change to Next.

During the blind date, you can take off the mask or not, depending on your personal preference.

During the blind date, you cannot disclose or ask for your personal name and contact information, and you cannot make offensive or insulting words.For the person you are interested in developing, please write down the number plate of the other party, and write it down to the event organizer after the meeting. The organizer will ask the parties for their opinions and make arrangements separately. . .

There will be two breaks in the middle, 10 minutes each, so that everyone can adjust.

Chen Guanlin did the math, oh my god, 16*8, plus rest time, conservatively estimated it would take two and a half hours, he suddenly regretted why he sold himself so easily! ! !

活动开始，主持人说，请1至8号男士到9至16号女士桌，9至16号男士到8至1号桌。

Chen Guanlin is the No. 16 man.When most of the men were still a little dazed, he went straight to lady No. [-] after listening to it — no way, he was the one who obeyed the rules and reacted soon~~

No.1

A girl who looks slender and slender.

He sat down and smiled at each other.

The other party also smiled, not showing his teeth, rubbing the tablecloth with his little hands under the table.

Chen Guanlin smiled for more than ten seconds. It seemed that the girl opposite was not going to speak first, so he had to find something to talk about by himself.

"Hello, I..." Oh, I can't say my name, "I am 54 years old," name, age, height, weight, occupation, marriage history, family property. . .

He recalled the questions those girls would ask when he was forced to go on a blind date many years ago, and went on talking one by one.

After finishing speaking, the other party still smiled without showing his teeth.

Since the girl didn't want to talk about it, Chen Guanlin was just dealing with errands, so he didn't ask any questions and kept smiling.

When the smile on his face was about to froze, he finally heard the bell that signified the end of the round, said "goodbye", stood up quickly and secretly heaved a sigh of relief - his poor facial nerves. . .

No. 2 years about 28 (not the [-] of [-], but the [-] of [-]..), flaming red lips, low-cut dress, uh... a hot figure. . .

Of course, Chen Guanlin kept his eyes on the other party's neck, making the lady who is very confident in her proud figure slightly dissatisfied.

'Prudish~'

The lady took a sip of coffee with a smile, and began to ask, "What do you do, sir?"

"doctor."

"A public hospital?"

"No, a private hospital."

"Oh~" the lady was very happy.Private hospitals have high incomes~

"Seeing that you are so smart and capable, you must be the backbone of the hospital? What is your current position?"

"With the support of my colleagues, I will take the post of dean."

Chen Guanlin doesn't know how to lie, and he doesn't bother to think about the meaning behind the other party's words, so he answers whatever he asks.

Anyway, as long as I don't write a single number at the end, it will be fine!

You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder. . .

The dean's baby thought secretly.

After the second lady asked about all the topics she cared about (it was nothing more than a topic that those people used to torture the baby many years ago), she expressed her satisfaction.

"I'm very satisfied... Remember, I'm Number Nine~~ I look forward to contacting you again, next time we can have an in-depth~exchange~"

Throwing a wink at Chen Guanlin, the lady spoke meaningfully while licking her upper lip provocatively.

Chen Guanlin couldn't help but said: "Miss, I'm already 54."

"Hehe... what's the matter~" The lady smiled brightly, leaned forward, and looked at Chen Guanlin with a confused look, "Why are you worried that you will be overwhelmed by your lack of strength?" She pursed her red lips slightly, discharge, eyes Sliding down from Chen Guanlin's chest until...

The dean's baby felt a chill on his back, and shouted in his heart: "Ring the bell, ring the bell, I'm being molested!" ! !

Probably saving people is rewarding, but before the lady was about to take advantage of his body with her sight, the bell rang.

Some men still had more to say, but Chen Guanlin once again got up quickly like burning his butt. . .

No.3 is a middle-aged woman in a black dress.

He's over fifty, but he's about the same age as himself.

Chen Guanlin thinks that young people are not very reliable.This person is middle-aged just like him, at least everyone will be more reserved, these 8 minutes should be able to slow down the nerves.

The woman asked some "hardware conditions" questions earlier, so I won't go into details.

"Sir, are you fifty?"

"Yes. 54 years old."

"Hehe, you look young~ Do you have any children, sir?"

"...No." Chen Guanlin blinked.

"Oh, you don't have children at such an age?" The lady was surprised, and then smiled with satisfaction, "Not bad, not bad."

Chen Guanlin noticed that the other party looked at him a bit like...looking at a junior. "I have a daughter." The woman stared at Chen Guanlin and sized her up. After touching her body for a long time, she found a photo. "This is my daughter. She is 26 years old and not married yet. Isn't she beautiful?"

"Ling Ai is very beautiful." Chen Guanlin glanced at her and praised her.

Alas, as expected, middle-aged people are more reliable, at least they love children very much, you should take the initiative to propose it immediately. . .

"Originally, I didn't let my daughter consider older divorced men, but since you have no children, sir, and the conditions are so good, you have time to contact my daughter to get in touch, haha."

"You didn't give it to yourself..." Chen Guanlin was surprised.

"Oh, what are you talking about! I'm such an unscrupulous person!" Madam blamed all of a sudden, "It's all because my daughter is too shy and refused to come, so I had to come for her. It's true that I haven't started dating in my thirties. It’s really useless to me! At her age, I already have three children! Let’s not talk about this, let me introduce my daughter’s situation to you..."

"No need, really no need..."

Chen Guanlin has black lines all over his head.

No.4 beautifully dressed, uh...the nails are gorgeous~

"Let's get straight to the point. After the two of us get married, I will take care of the money. You can keep 50 yuan (Singapore currency equivalent to about 1:4.6 in RMB) with you every day, and the rest will be handed over to the company. I have the final say on big and small things at home. I don't I like to go to work, but you can’t force me to go to work. I declare in advance that I won’t have children, because having children will make a woman’s figure ugly, so I can’t dance and wear beautiful clothes. I like to play cards, you can’t restrict me. I don’t care where you go on weekdays, you have to go shopping with me on rest days, or go back to your mother’s house, and accompany me to burn incense at least once a month, buy me at least one limited-edition bag every quarter, and take me with you at least every six months. Go on a trip once, and take me abroad at least once a year. I don’t like washing clothes, you do the laundry at home, I don’t know how to cook, and you do it, washing the dishes hurts your hands, so you wash the dishes after eating.”

"Miss you..."

"I haven't finished yet! Don't interrupt." The woman slapped the table.

"I can't get up too early in the morning. Make breakfast before you leave. A fried egg should be half-cooked on the outside and tender on the inside. A glass of milk and a piece of whole wheat toast. You have to make one for me every 8 hours at work. Phone, let me know your location, if you are with other women, keep your phone on 2 hours a day, so that I can contact you at any time, go home immediately after work, and don’t fool around with others outside. I eat Seafood allergies, seafood is not allowed at home. I believe in Buddhism, and killing is not allowed at home. I have a cleanliness habit. The sheets and quilts must be changed every day, and your clothes and pants should be stored separately from mine. Outsiders are not allowed in the house. If you avoid No need to fully disinfect after the guests leave. I don’t like to take the stairs, so I want to buy a house with an elevator, preferably by the sea, where you can enjoy the sea view. I don’t want the ones below the 24th floor because the air is not good. Neither do the ones above the 10th floor. You can, because walking up the stairs will be very tiring in case of a power outage. I like to ride in a car, but I don’t like to drive. You should take me for a ride often. The car should be a convertible, and the speed should not be too fast to cause danger. Also, I don’t think so Get up, that’s all for now, if I remember something new, I’ll let you know, can you do this?”

"I can not do it."

"Which one can't be done?"

"Each one can't be done."

"Can't do it, what are you talking to me here?! Waste of my time, hum! There is really no good man nowadays!"

Chen Guanlin felt a row of crows flying over his head, quacking. . .

wrong! !It must be the sequelae of being dragged by an old and a young man to watch cartoons the day before yesterday! !

Chen Guanlin kicked away the ridiculous cartoon image in his mind. . .

Finally, when it was halftime, Chen Guanlin rushed out of the venue like an arrow off the string, ready to run away.

"Guanlin~~what are you doing~~"

A familiar, nice-sounding voice sounded like a devil to Chen Guanlin.

Chen Guanlin froze instantly, turned around slowly, the corners of his mouth twitched: "Little aunt... Didn't you go shopping with Yi Fan and the others?"

"Hmph! I knew you were going to run away! I'm here to guard you!" The little aunt was so prescient. . .

"Little aunt, how come..." Chen Guanlin argued weakly, "I, I just want to go to the bathroom."

"Really? I'll go with you."

Chen Guanlin's eyes widened suddenly, and he was very embarrassed, "No, no! I, I am so old...Auntie, please...please?! Hmm~"

Chen Guanlin begged silently with her cute eyes open, it almost made women feel maternal when they saw it.

The little aunt groaned twice, "I'm sorry, go ahead. Don't try to escape, there is only one door in this shop, there is no way you can slip away from grandma's nose!"

Chen Guanlin replied weakly: "Yes..." He walked to the bathroom with heavy steps, as if he was carrying a big melancholy mushroom~~

'It's a good thing no one here knows me...'