[Comprehensive] Help!The male gods have all turned into omega!

After several layers of kaleidoscopic pain, I heard the child say I was a man.

"No... I'm not a man..." Cold sweat was streaming down, and I lay on the ground and denied it with difficulty.

"I kicked that one of yours! Your boobs are fake!"

"...The boobs are real! I am a woman! It's just that the situation is a bit special!" No, why should I argue with a child about this.

"I know, you are a shemale!"

"..."

Maybe he was also the one with the handle, he knew the power of this kick, his sinister expression was restrained, and he muttered: "I didn't want to kick the one below you."

Me: "You kicked me, explain it whatever you want! If I become disabled, you have to be responsible!"

Boy: "Also said you're not a man."

I:"……"

The boy snorted: "It's not a man, it's a shemale anyway."

Me: "My third leg is broken, you have to be responsible, or I will beat you!"

Boy: "I'm not responsible for men, you deserve it!"

I was annoyed: "You said it was a woman! You bastard!"

After the pain subsided, I got up and sat down on the ground. It seemed that my third leg was still strong and did not fold under his feet.

This time the boy didn't run away, he was standing next to me, I gave him a glare, and took out the rice ball from Sand Ninja Village to him from the space.

The boy rubbed his eyes: "You take food out of thin air? Are you a magician?"

Me: "Yes, yes, I am a magician, eat you quickly."

Iron-blooded boy: "Don't eat, you're so annoying!"

My guts finally broke out with the pain of kicking the bird, and I smiled kindly at the guy, and I grabbed his patchy face, forced him to open his mouth, and stuffed the food in.

"I'm so angry right now! Even if it's forced, you'll eat it for me!"

"Whoa! Murder! Whoa! Cough!"

"Eat! Who told you to kick my bird!"

"Ahem! You bastard shemale!"

Maybe he tasted the deliciousness of the food, and after being stuffed with a few pieces by me, he gradually gave up struggling.After a while, I don't need to stuff it, but I can hold it by myself.

After confronting for such a long time, the master finally started to eat by himself, his cheeks were bulging, and he looked really fragrant.

Why is it so difficult to be a good person? I took a breath and leaned on the garbage dump to rest.I also looked at it before, and there are many types of garbage thrown from the garbage dump here, such as life, food, industry, clothing and so on.There is a waste collection place in that town, and you can exchange some things for money.

No, I am seriously thinking about the life of picking up garbage for Mao!

System, come out to me!Just now I was kicked by a bird and you still made a sound, right?Don't play dead!What about my money and documents?

No matter how many times I call the system with my mind, it just won't come out.I was worrying, and when I came back to my senses, I realized that the boy was gone. He was eating next to me a few minutes ago, but now he couldn't even see his shadow.

I heard the sound of crashing waves and the sound of dumping rubbish. I immediately stood up and jumped to a high place to watch.

The child had a pair of lifeless and sullen eyes, as if he didn't want to live anymore, he wouldn't jump into the sea just after eating.

I jumped to the shore a few times, and I searched while running. Suddenly, a stone flew over, and I grabbed it with my backhand.

The boy maintained the posture of throwing stones in one hand and holding the hat in the other, then walked up to me and mocked, "You want to jump into the sea?"

I sprayed wildly at him: "I was worried about you jumping into the sea! Where did you pick up the hat!"

The boy squinted at me: "This hat is mine, didn't you see it when you took me away from the seaside?"

I rolled my eyes: "I'm sorry! I didn't take your hat off!"

The boy ignored my ambiguity, patted the dirt on the hat, and put the hat on properly.It was a furry hat with black spots on a white background, the black spots concentrated at the lower end.

The boy put his hat on, and the shadow cast by the brim made his eyes even darker.His eyes met mine, and I gasped.

I'm sooooooooooooooo!

Pork lead disease, spotted hat!

I am in the world of pirates!

No wonder it felt so familiar, the little boy was Trafalgar Law!

Sure enough, the hat is the body, I never got the right number when I didn't wear the hat!

This must be God's will, no wonder I always worry about him.It turns out that he was my natal male god in my freshman year of high school. It seems that I am destined to have a relationship with him!

Gentlemen, I am excited again!

Although I was a child, I had no abdominal muscles, long legs, no sexy tattoos, no sexy beard, and my skin was not wheat-colored...

However, there are no more complicated thoughts. Even though he is suffering, he still retains a bit of innocence.

Once I realized that the melon in front of me was the former male god of my life, I couldn't hold back my dog-licking heart.Even before he had a bad attitude, arrogant tone, and kicked me again, I don't think he is hateful anymore.

That's how the halo of a male god works!

Xiao Luo looked at me gloomyly, pointed at my face and said bluntly: "Suddenly his expression is disgusting, what are you thinking?"

I put my hands together and said with a smile: "Hey, let's let us be good friends regardless of the past, shall we? My name is Jin Xiaoquan, and I know your name is Trafalgar D. Watiel Luo!"

Hearing me pronounce his name, Xiao Luo, who was still young and not deep enough in thought, was shocked, but immediately restrained his expression.

"How do you even know the anonymity, you, are you sent by someone from the government to silence you!"

Alas, I just happened to meet the darkest period of the male god.

I opened my mouth and wanted to say a lot, but I feel that those who love, care, and you are my sweetheart are not suitable at the moment.

Flattering the rainbow requires a solid foundation and skills in writing, so it's better not to talk about it at the moment.

I finally chose to take off the isolation white coat and plastic gloves on my body, then knelt on the ground with one knee, and pressed my hands lightly on his shoulders.

"I am nobody but Jin Xiaoquan, I know your disease is not contagious, and you will be fine!"

"Obviously, I was terribly afraid before."

"Ahahaha, that's a beautiful misunderstanding!"

Xiao Luo was confused by my serious attitude, he broke away from my hand, "It seems that you are different from the people outside, at least you have some brains to know that this disease is not contagious. But don't show up in front of me, get out Bar."

I immediately resumed my smirk: "Don't be like this~ Let's act together."

Xiao Luo: "You don't understand people's words, do you? I just want to kill people, kill all the people who shouldn't exist! If you don't want to be killed, get out!"

I casually dug out a toy knife from the trash: "Then I'll sharpen the knife for the boss."

Little Luo: "..."

Angrily, he grabbed the toy knife in my hand and threw it into the sea. I watched him lose his temper and play hard with a motherly smile.So the male god was not so dark-bellied when he was a child, he was good at scheming, so cute.

Ronaldinho walked a few steps, and I followed behind, and when he ran, I ran too.It was like playing cat and mouse, I didn't stop until he couldn't run anymore.

"Are you hungry? Thirsty? We can go to the rescue station to get something to eat! Of course, in the long run, I will definitely find a job to support you! Then I can rent a house to live." Naturally, it started Planning for the future, I happily snapped my fingers and said.

Xiao Luo thought he heard it wrong, and opened his mouth in a daze: "You, you support me?"

"Don't look at me like this, I can at least be a chef's assistant. I have strength, and I can go to the construction site to move bricks. I can also sell the waste products here, and I can make money. Anyway, I won't die of hunger!"

I don't know if it's because the male god is too young, but I don't feel any pressure in front of him. Once I get used to his sinister eyes, I feel cute in everything.

This is beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

Anyway, I am stronger than him now, which is completely true.

"You ladyboy must be sick."

"I'm a girl!"

"Why do you want to raise me? If you want to raise a child, go to the orphanage."

"But I like you so much, why do you want to raise other children." Of course, it is not impossible if it is the childhood of other male gods~

After finding out that I couldn't get rid of my brown candy, Xiao Luo resigned to his fate. He didn't want to go back to the rescue station with many people, so he lived in the garbage dump by the sea at night.

Naturally, I lived with him. He tried to build a shed out of waste, but just as he got in, the shed collapsed.If I hadn't pulled him out quickly, he would have been injured by the board.

Xiao Luo, who was not taller than my chest, looked at the collapsed shed, and prepared to rebuild it without saying a word.

Seeing that he didn't care about his hand being scratched at all, I sighed, and hurried to him to help build the shed.He pushed me a few times and told me to fuck off, but I was rooted and didn't move.

We ended up building a rough little nest out of scraps, just big enough for two of us to lie down in.It can be regarded as shelter from the wind, and it is stronger than the previous one.I lay down and tried it, and it was quite warm.

Wait, am I going to share the bed with the little male god!

Yay~~~ I'm so shy!

I held my face in my hands and was intoxicated, then my butt was kicked, Xiao Luo stared at me: "You are blocking me."

"Man God, how can you kick a girl's ass, this is not a gentleman at all!"

"Why do you care about this, a ladyboy?"

"...No, that's why I said it was a girl."

"If you're a girl, don't sleep with me."

"Okay, I'm a shemale now."

"Hey!"

……

Although the tent was set up and we both lay down in it, it was still very early and we couldn't sleep at all.Based on my biological clock, it should be seven or eight in the evening!

Neither of us could fall asleep, so we climbed out again decisively.Xiao Luo rummaged through the trash by himself, and I just looked at him with my chin resting on my cheeks.

If I had a pen and paper in hand now, I would definitely draw his cute appearance.

Ten minutes later, he picked up something and put it in his arms like a baby.I glanced curiously and found that it was actually a grenade!Oh my god, there are so many wonders in the garbage dump!

I snatched the dangerous item and raised it above my head: "This is too dangerous, you are not allowed to play!"

Xiao Luo kicked my calf: "Give it back to me!"

Relying on the advantage of height, Xiao Luo couldn't reach it no matter what, so I threw the things into the sea with a lift of my hand.Angrily, he beat me with his small fists, er, it didn't hurt at all, and it was even a little refreshing.

"Bastard ladyboy!" He yelled at me angrily, and he climbed onto another garbage dump to pretend to be cruel.

Of course, it is also possible that he was planning to poke my kidney, after all, the evil in his eyes still exists.Where can my two companionships offset...

I didn't provoke him anymore, just watched quietly like that.Xiao Luo curled up gloomyly on the box, looking at the dark sea without saying a word, and the big plush spotted hat seemed to bend his back heavily.

I stood behind and looked at him, but I didn't know how to comfort him.My loving mother's heart is overflowing, even if I know the plot here, I can't figure out his heart.

Sadness is absolute, and there is no shortage of hate, but since I am here, I cannot do nothing.So I took out the nirvana of a romantic heroine, hugging my brother in my arms to kill!

I stretched out my hands to encircle him from behind, feeling the shock and struggle of the person in my arms, I locked my arms tightly.

"Human heater! Warm your heart!"

"Warm your head! Let go of you!"

"If you don't let it go, you won't let it go~"

I shamelessly acted as a large pendant on Ronaldinho's body, and this trick of strongman locking men was perfected by me.Over time, I found that he didn't respond at all, so I relaxed slightly, and walked around to his side to have a look.

The little god fell asleep!Super cute!Crazy poke the face and touch the eyelashes!

When the idiot had had enough, I carried him into the shed, used my thighs as a pillow for him, and then half-lyed and listened to the sound of the waves as a lullaby.

[System: I'm out. 】

wipe!You still know how to come out!You pretended to be dead for so long, you thought you would leave me alone!

[System: Listen, because you were hit by Lanbo's rocket launcher, the world you came to has also changed to 16 years ago. 】

No, isn't the rocket launcher made in ten years, and it will be ten years in the future, so why did it become 16 years ago.

[System: Oh, Lanbo's rocket launcher is broken again. 】

Anyway, rocket launchers in fanfiction are not normal, right?

[System: There was no virus infection in this world 16 years ago. 】

What should I do?

[System: The impact of the bazooka should be over soon, and after that, you will be able to return to this world 16 years later. 】

Huh, it's that simple?When does the effect wear off?

[System: Depends on the author's mood. 】

???

Occasionally, the system that was particularly happy for me disappeared again, and I came to 16 years ago by accident, and seeing the male god when I was a child, is it a blessing in disguise?

If we get back on track, will I be in the memory of the grown-up Luo?

In any case, I am very happy to see him in different periods. In short, increase your favorability, this wave is not bad!Although it may be too late to see the love interaction between Xiao Luo, baby-5 and Corazon, huh.

In the second half of the night, I fell into a deep sleep, and when I woke up, I met Xiao Luo's eyes of death.He also just woke up, my right leg was numb from his pillow, I rubbed it and smiled: "Good morning~ sweetheart~"

[System: Licking the dog ends up with nothing. 】

go away you!

Xiao Luo, who had inexplicable emotions about sleeping on my lap all night, looked at me gloomyly, not sure if he was angry or struggling.

In the end, his gaze was focused on my indescribable parts.

"Pervert shemale."

After he finished speaking, he ran out, and I looked down, ahhhh!The legendary Chen Bo!Although he would stand in a military posture anytime and anywhere before, it was really the first time for Chen Bo!

Seeing this scene by the former natal male god, even as a child, I feel ashamed and want to dig a hole in the ground!

You go down for me!

I felt ashamed that I couldn't get off the third leg for a while, so I tied my white coat around my waist to block it, so I could go out to meet people.

There is still some food left in the space, and you can get it at the rescue station, so you won't be hungry.And I will leave this era sooner or later, but Xiao Luo's words...

When a person is alone, he will sit on a high place with his knees hugged and look at the sea, and he doesn't know what is going on in his head. It is probably something that destroys human beings.

I looked at Xiao Luo and walked to his side, this time he spoke first.

"Pervert, I only have three years to live, and I want to kill everyone. To kill more people, you need to join the Pirates, so, don't be with me anymore."

"Call me Kim Koizumi!"

"...The point is to correct the name!?"

"I know you won't kill me, you're a good boy!"

"What do you know! Always with such a high and see-through attitude!"

He scolded me angrily, and there was a sharp pain in the hand I reached out to touch his hat.I looked at Xiao Luo with a dagger in his arms in surprise, blood was dripping from the tip of the knife, and a winding wound was cut on the inside of my arm.

His skin was ripped open and his flesh was bleeding.

Xiao Luo's pupils constricted, and he said anxiously: "You...why don't you hide!"

I held my arms and screamed: "It hurts!!! How the hell did I know that you would suddenly take out a knife and cut me! Where did you find the knife!"

Little Luo: "The point is the knife!"

I don't forget to be cool at such moments: "I know you don't really want to hurt me, so I'll take this as a medal of honor you gave me! I have a big heart!"

Little Luo growled: "Sand sculpture, you!"

I took off the white coat tied around my waist, and Xiao Luo cut the clothes into strips with a knife to wrap my wounds.Seeing his skillful appearance, I sighed in my heart that he is indeed a medical student.

[System: The impact of the rocket launcher is about to disappear, there are ten seconds left and you will return to 16 years later, 10, 9...]

Hey hey!Why is it counting down to me all of a sudden!I'm still enjoying the dressing up of the little male god!

Yes, there are still things I haven't told him!

"Listen Luo, there's no time!"

Hearing my name being called normally, Xiao Luo asked suspiciously: "What are you doing!"

[System: 6, 5...]

Meeting my serious gaze, Luo stopped bandaging me, I took a deep breath, and said quickly: "You will live, and someone will appear in the future! Also, remember, be careful The man with the food on his face, run away when you see it! You know!"

"I can't understand what you're saying!"

"You always—"

Before I could say the three words I understood, I disappeared in a cloud of pink smoke with the wound on my arm.

After the impact of the rocket launcher completely disappeared, I appeared in a forest.In front of me was an adult man sitting cross-legged with a Nodachi in his arms. My gaze was from bottom to top.

First I saw the blue jeans with spots on the trousers, and then on the slender legs was a strong and strong waist, but wrapped in thick bandages, I could faintly see the seeping blood and the unobstructed heart-shaped tattoo.

Surprised inwardly, my gaze finally settled on the man's spotted hat.

This is the grown-up Da Luo?It's a seamless connection!

The author has something to say:

Koizumi: Big Luo Luo!Do you still remember Jin Xiaoquan by the Daming Lake? ! !

Two eggs and one bird: It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for 16 years! ! !Bring the eggs! !

Luo: ...