[Deyun Society] Not as good as you

001

I have a walker and I ride her on the road :)

The story goes back to the year when Guo Qilin got drunk and was pushed home by Ji Zhiwei.

On the second day after taking a shower, Guo Qilin found Ji Zhiwei's underwear in the changing basket in the bathroom.

new.

Calvin Klein.

his size.

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Ji Zhiwei sat on the marble island in the kitchen and dangled his legs.Looking up, he saw Dalin coming out in a bathrobe.Her gaze fell on his waist.

"It's a good fit."

Guo Qilin's bathrobe was open, and he was wearing nothing except the CK that Ji Zhiwei prepared for him.

He walked over to put his hands on the table, and put Ji Zhiwei's long and thin legs together in front of him.

"How did you know?"

The girl tilted her head, and sighed Ruolan leaned close to his ear: "Visual inspection."

"No wonder it's a little tight."

"Is it tight?"

"tight."

"It doesn't look like it."

"Then you try?"

"Just try it."

Beep, beep——

002

The final was in Los Angeles that year.

After the game ended, Ji Zhiwei and a few teammates went out to celebrate. Gingerbread, which is poor in English, poured fruit wine into the mouth of his team leader as strawberry juice.

The wine quality was terrible, and Ji Zhiwei, who had been abstinent for many years, went crazy at that time.

Climb up on the dining table and kick over the plate, the dance of the girl group is really exciting.

"Can you feel the rush now!"

"Ain't nobody bringingus!"

"Down down down!"

The scene was full of chickens and dogs, and Xiao Wang broke down and cried.

Don't take it off! ! ! ! !

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ! !

ancestors! ! ! ! ! ! !

003

One of those series that always comes.

Please enjoy the song "Fox Spirit" below, performed by Ji Zhiwei, Ye Xiaoliu, and Guo Qilin!

Applause welcome!

004

What should come will always come is the second series.

Please enjoy the song "Fox Spirit" below, performed by Ji Zhiwei, Guo Qilin, and Yan Hexiang!

Applause welcome!

005

As Ji Zhiwei won the sixth world championship, he established a triple crown dynasty for the ER team.Her fans are getting more and more crazy.

Guo Qilin went to pick up Ji Zhiwei from get off work that day, and was stopped before he got out of the basement after getting in the car.The car braked so suddenly that Ji Zhiwei, the co-pilot, slammed his head against the windshield, and his forehead turned red.

When Guo Qilin saw that the girl was injured, the anger that had been suppressed many times broke out completely.He opened the door and got out of the car, grabbed the fan who suddenly came out to block the car, and threw him on the car, pressing his neck so that he couldn't lift his head.

"Let me tell you, if there is something wrong with my girlfriend, I will let you go around!"

Ji Zhiwei rolled down the car window, lying there like a puppy: "My boyfriend is so handsome."

"It's your business, go back."

The fans who came behind saw that Fen Bao had a wound on his forehead, and each of them scolded that person until he shut himself up.

Hot search in the evening: Deyun Club beats people.

People who eat melons: What did I do wrong to eat dog food here?

006

Ji Zhiwei did not have a bridesmaid on her wedding day.It was her third cousin and two younger cousins ​​who blocked the door for her.

She was sitting on the wedding bed wearing the diamond wedding dress given by Ji Zhicun.

It was 9088 who took the lead in smashing the door outside.Followed by Tao Yang and Danan.All three were wearing dark coats and round sunglasses.Looks like a young master of the Republic of China.

"Draw a fan!!!!!!"

"Guo Qilin, draw a fan for me!!!"

Before the wedding, Ji Zhiwei, who drank half a glass of champagne because he was too nervous, came down to block the door in person.

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Guo Qilin: I'm afraid this marriage will not work out.

Guo Qilin: "Mother-in-law, please be respected by my younger brother!"

Ji Zhiwei: "Guo Qilin, why are you so fat?"

Bundi, ah no, the wedding scene.

"Hellyeah helleah!"

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Ok, here's the disco scene :)

The child is poor, half a year old and has no mother.

Ji Zhiwei: Tuantuantuan! !Mission! ! !Ye Xiaoliu, you son of a bitch, are you sleepwalking? ? ?man! ! ! !

Guo Qilin holding the child: Who am I and where am I?

Guo Dalin, a second-year junior high school dropout, is also on the verge of collapse today helping his son with his homework.

"Exactly the same question yesterday! Exactly the same question! Can you get it wrong by changing the number?!"

"Dad, don't worry..."

"I don't have a father like you!"

Ji Zhiwei:? ? ? ? ? ? ?