[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

When Dai Mubai came, he was carried all the way with a dazed face, and when he left, he was carried all the way with a dazed face.

He turned his head and looked at Tang Yuke who was still blowing on the roof... Damn, when he thought of this guy, he waved his hand after pretending to be a jerk, "Hmm, you carry this little guy back, there is a hair gone, today's live demo demolition of the palace" After the second round of dudes He really carried him back--he couldn't help but make Tang Yuke smirk!

Tang Yuke: ... ah ... the wind is so noisy today ... it's exciting to run after pretending to be strong QWQ

The accountant silently grabbed Tang Yuke and dragged her long hair on the ground, which looked tall but was actually eating ashes, and pulled it hard!

"QAQ, it hurts, it hurts! Li Shandong, what are you doing!"

"I'm just reminding you that when you're pretending here, there's a giant timer, time, bomb, and bomb downstairs," Bai Mao's accountant said expressionlessly, "I don't want to go down and completely let go of my own state." That guy deals with... Every time I see it, I want to stab him to death."

The problem is that you can't kill that guy who can't be regarded as a living thing at all. After killing a body, he wakes up like a snake the next day, and then he will bear all kinds of strange things and miracles. You know that guy is behind the scenes. The weird consequences that can't be grasped.

"..." I completely forgot that there is such a big killer downstairs!

... What's more, there is indeed a small account that I want to settle with that guy... well, well.

She opened the door, and the woman in the room who was sitting restlessly on the table with her legs crossed greeted her with a smile, while holding a fan in the other hand to gently fan the wind, and when Tang Yuke appeared in the room, she Then he turned his head and greeted Tang Yuke with a smile on his eyes and eyebrows.

Tang Yuke closed the door casually, folded her hands on her chest, leaned against the wall, and stared at this person: "Satisfied? I was successfully forced by you to be Dai Mubai's backing."

The woman laughed loudly, and the fan that slightly covered her face closed with a bang, revealing a pair of peach blossom eyes with arcs at the end of her eyes that were as sharp as a blade, and the tear mole under her left eye made her eyes seem to be glowing. There are tears in the eyes, and the smile on the face is full of childlike joy—if there are other people around, they will probably cry out in surprise. The dead eldest prince, Dai Muyuan, was almost exactly the same - except that she was a woman, and the smile that seemed to be purely happy was completely different from the usual smile of the eldest prince.

She jumped to the ground lightly and deftly, stood on tiptoe and turned around nimbly. The hem of her skirt was gathered up suddenly, and finally it slowly scattered into a flower. She put her hand on Tang Yuke's shoulder. This woman was almost full She threw herself on Tang Yuke as if she had no bones, and put her mouth close to Tang Yuke's ear. She exhaled like blue: "Ah... I'm not happy if you say that... If you are satisfied, I just do it conveniently~"

Tang Yuke pushed her away with a cold face, and patted her clothes: "Yes, it's easy, and I killed myself and led the public opinion to force me to come out to protect this kid."

The woman pressed her fan against her chin, and smiled sweetly: "It's good to get used to it~ It's not like you don't know~ What the hell am I~"

"You are still the same." Tang Yuke rolled her eyes, "To put it bluntly, you are keen on getting nervous."

"Oh, it's so natural~" The woman fanned her fan.

Tang Yuke stared at the woman: "So you gambled on your own death as a bargaining chip? I don't even want to complain about how many times you have stabbed yourself to death yourself."

"But! You said that it is enough for you to jump into the reincarnation pool casually, and I will bear it when a prince is tired of it! Am I such a person that you don't trust!" Tang Yuke slapped the table and roared.

Impermanence opened the fan again, the pure white fan covered the lower half of her face, and the only exposed eyes were more like cold and inorganic glass, with a kind of cold and ruthless: "So what? You don't understand I?"

She moved closer to Tang Yuke again, closed her fan, and the tip of her nose almost touched Tang Yuke's nose. There seemed to be a lotus blooming slowly in her pupils: "Look, no matter how kind-hearted the human being you are, you will The cruelest people with wolf heart and dog lungs are usually innocent children...and I just never believed that human beings can be so kind...even if you are my friend, my dear~"

She lowered her voice, looked down at Tang Yuke, put her hand on her face, and let out a chuckle in her throat: "That's why I want to make sure things are safe~"

Impermanence is a strange existence.

The personality is broken, the emotions are broken, and even the soul is broken.

A fictional ailment that appeared in modern times might just sum it all up for her.

Logical autism.

Responses to feelings and behaviors are only deconstructed and understood by the brain, without any secretion of behavioral substances related to this, everything is just... acting.

So, inside and out of a mere pleasure-seeking monster, she could wear anyone's feathers and be anyone.

Thanks to the system master who has been driven crazy countless times for thousands of years, he finally taught Wuchang the emotions that normal people should have.

However, just like what can't be changed, even if he has feelings—Impermanence, this guy is still a, out and out—pervert.

Wuchang, who was keen on pursuing pleasure, was reincarnated as the First Prince Xingluo, and then, except for Dai Mubai who gave her a little ignorant true affection for her, the Great Demon King said——everyone else was weak!

Even eating melons is unpleasant.

Wuchang, who was wearing the skin of a gentle scum, immediately decided to die.

He will not admit that there is such a soft heart that it is a good choice to save that little tiger!

Please ask your friends to protect that child, choose three forces who will never disagree with the throne, and die in a clever way—and, secretly spread rumors.

Simple, but effective.

Now, all the blame was on Dai Mubai.

The eldest prince who committed suicide neatly came to meet his old friend in a state of soul, and watched the follow-up by the way.

Tang Yuke's mind is quite easy to guess, after getting along with each other during this period of time, coupled with the oppression of the situation at that time - she will definitely take action to keep Dai Mubai who has already approved.

Dai Mubai, who had a famous titled Douluo behind him, finally had a bargaining chip this time to fight the second prince.

I really want to see the final choice of that contradictory child~ cowardly wanting to escape, but clinging to the desire for life~ that must be very interesting~

Impermanence has never denied that he is a psychopath.

Even if saving him, there are certain emotional factors, but the most important thing is - such an interesting thing, it is really pleasing~

She didn't feel that there was anything wrong with plotting against her old friend.

Tang Yuke, who was used to it, got angry for a while, and then discouragedly drove that guy to pack his things.

There are too many such things, and it is not surprising.

What's more, impermanence... No, this guy, Ah Mo, has long since changed from a perverted state of mind to a pervert who is just a pervert with extremely high IQ and ability, wrong cognition of certain things and strange behaviors.

Although she didn't admit it herself, after so many years of getting along, Tang Yuke did watch this guy step by step from an emotionless monster, clumsily learning the subject of emotion, and finally graduating.The guy who only smiled at the beginning, now he can touch the child's head and smile gently.

Compared with the situation where this guy was full of malice and fed you a mouthful of black mud at every turn—now it’s really just a bad taste of cognitive errors and inappropriate behaviors!As for the matter of dying... This guy can't die willfully (spreading his hands).

Probably still scared.

Fear that your wrong decision will ruin someone close to you.

So at first she liked to march on dangerous peaks, but now she also started to use a step-by-step scheme.

Although she has always stubbornly believed that she is a pervert, in the eyes of Tang Yuke, who believes in the goodness of human beings, she was also a human being at first... In fact, she is just like the dish that was fried that day - she is a complete pervert. Fried-haired little tsundere.

Otherwise, how do you explain the well-stored and beautifully packaged memories of being with former relatives and friends in the storage space of Ah Mo, who thinks he is ruthless and ruthless?

Because I don't want to lose... so I copied it properly, and kept everything bit by bit.

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The day of parting will come soon.

The little tiger who was carried back to the palace saw him off with his hair blown.

"When are you coming back?" Dai Mubai asked stubbornly, patting off Tang Yuke's paw that was touching her head. .

Tang Yuke thought for a while, and pointed to the moon that hadn't completely disappeared in the sky early in the morning: "After this moon has completed fourteen times, I will come back to accompany you to watch the No. 15 full moon."

Yue Niang glanced at her cook: "Go, go, go, anyway, Ah Jue is coming to accompany me anyway, don't spoil the kids here!"

Tang Yuke bared her teeth: "Oh, you abused dogs again!"

The accountant glanced at her, but finally softened his tone: "Remember to come back in time, next year's Mid-Autumn Festival, last year's can of sweet-scented osmanthus wine can also be dug out."

Tang Yuke nodded with a smile, and drove the carriage out of the city.

Dai Mubai pursed his lips, he didn't know what the wind was, he chased the carriage and ran out.

Finally, in a remote street, after catching up, Tang Yuke silently brought him a glass of water, and Dai Mubai drank it in one gulp, but kept looking at the carriage.

After a long time, a sigh came from the carriage.

The woman in black beat her palms with a fan and stepped out of the carriage.

Finally, looking at the child, her expression was inexplicably gentle.

Reaching out a hand is an intimate gesture that has not been seen in memory for many years.

Wuchang looked at his lonely brother and felt more and more distressed.

Touching the boy's head, she said, "This world is big, do you want to take a look?"

The carriage drove away.

Wuchang looked at the scenery outside the window, and finally closed his eyes slowly.

Tang Yuke rolled her eyes inwardly.

look!Isn't it just arrogant and arrogant!

Dai Mubai clutched the place where he was patted and killed, unable to recover for a long time.

I have been called the emperor brother for so many years.

How do I know...

Is it the Queen?! ! ! ! !

# When I wake up, I find that my brother is my sister. What should I do online? Wait, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! ! ! QAQ#

The author has something to say:

Well, in the future Dai Mubai runs away from home, please find Wuchang and Lao Ke'er as the culprits.

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Impermanence Daily Fine Score Mode: Hello. (Gentle, polite, charming, smiling and timid depends on the role played by the cosplayer on the day, and the lethality is not great.)

Impermanence releases self-mode: This incident...is really interesting, please continue to act more and more, let me finish this good show~ hey~ I can't continue acting?Then~ let me play with you~

Come, face the BT Ghost Animal Shaking S aura of the Great Demon King of Impermanence.

Tang Yuke: Ha ha, fried hair Tsundere.

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Well, Wuchang and Lao Ke'er are two completely different people.

Old Ke'er is willing to believe in the goodness of human beings, while Wuchang is willing to view everything from any evil angle.

Even if I have learned something about feelings now, Impermanence was still a monster in pursuit of pleasure at the beginning.

So what she knows best is the evil of human beings.

I don't deny the goodness of human beings, but I always like to guess people in the worst direction when encountering things.

Therefore, when doing things impermanently, you can control people's hearts, even to the point of not missing anything, but most of them will be forced by the situation.

□□Naked conspiracy.

Incidentally, another basic characteristic of her work is the central guiding idea that everything is a bargaining chip that can be used, and even she herself can be placed on the balance.

...However, this cannot conceal the fact that no matter how domineering and skillful she is, she is still a coquettish and arrogant girl.

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I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I have a physical exam this weekend...

800m practice today.

As a fat man, I refused to get up.

Me: I am a salted fish.

Teacher: Well, so go for a run.

I, no, just let me, a salted fish, die quietly by myself.

Teacher: Then I am still a salted fish!Why don't you give me a little bit of your height! (The author is a female man of 1.8 meters and the smaller physical education teacher is only 1.6 meters)

Me: Then I am a relatively long salted fish.

teacher:……

Me: A relatively long and fat salted fish.

teacher:……

Me: ...It sounds like this kind of salted fish is quite delicious.

Teacher: Get up and run!Can think of anything to eat! ! ! ...so I'm a relatively short salted fish... (talking to myself)

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On the contagiousness of salted fish...

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