[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

"One, two, one, two, mother, come on!!! There are still a few more steps!!!" Xiao Wu called at the end of the stairs.

People who have not exercised for a long time will definitely have inflexible legs and feet due to muscle atrophy. At this time, they will go through a long and difficult rehabilitation... It can only be said that this is a trial of will, defeating fate or being defeated by fate, Can only choose one.

Tang Yuke was sweating profusely as she staggered on the last step of the stairs and nearly fell down. The little rabbit turned pale with fright, and hurried to help her up, but Tang Yuke, who was leaning on the stairs, waved her hand and refused, and climbed up again. Got up, walked over the last step, couldn't hold on, and finally with a plop, the dead fish fell to the ground one by one.

“啊啊啊阿娘好棒！！！”小兔子也坐在台阶上，身体一倒就和唐玉珂脸对脸，脑袋上的缀着羽毛和宝石、缎带的帽子滚在一边也不在意， Just looking at my mother and giggling.

"Little naughty ghost," Tang Yuke smiled helplessly, her sweat-soaked strands of hair changed the color of the wooden floor, she stretched out her hand and scratched Xiao Wu's nose, "Yue Niang saw you like this He wanted to chase and beat him, and he didn't care about his own hat."

"Who's afraid!" Xiao Wu rolled her eyes, "Uncle Eleven is still standing at the stairs and staring at her slanted bangs! How could a master who cares so much about her hairstyle give up her slanted bangs to hate me! What's more, now she is still focusing on training those two idiots that she doesn't like!"

"By the way... I remember, Eleven's name is Pandora, right?" Tang Yuke turned her head and saw a guy with long black hair with straight bangs, wiping his scissors and walking away as if he saw something, "Why? I think it's a very sad name."

"Really? I heard from the master that Uncle Eleven is a hopeless obsessive-compulsive disorder, and the most annoying thing is that others open the box and leave it there." The little rabbit said, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw someone Come, sit up, wave your hands excitedly, "Ah! Xiao Xiaolang!!! Master will let you go?"

Xiao Lang scratched his head in embarrassment: "Actually, it's because recently she saw that the two of us can't be separated easily, so she let me go unhappily... But your brother may not be sure."

Xiao Wu leaned on the railing and looked down, clearly seeing her brother standing there with a tray on his head with a smile on his face, and the teacup on his head never fell to the ground even though her teacher stabbed him fiercely with a sword... How should I put it? Well, after such a year of training...Tang San is very familiar with the proprietress's purely intimidating but not real bloody tactics, and he is calm and not afraid at all...So the proprietress, you water gun, you should reflect on it. .

"Actually... don't worry about him at all..." Xiao Wu's eyes wandered... She is not worried about her brother, but she is worried about the stupid and cute master!

At this time someone came up.

Xiao Wu knew this guy, although he was not as good as the other seniors who ran back and forth up and down the stairs, but at least he was left in Little Rabbit's heart when he played for the first time because of the big fights and the strong throwing of the other elders. I was deeply impressed... Although the image is really not very good at this time...

"Uncle...are you alright..." Xiao Wu asked weakly.

Ouyang Shaogong raised the corners of his mouth into a smile, and rolled his eyes: "It's nothing, nothing, nothing at all."

No, no, you look very busy, Master! ! !It's really a big deal! ! !

You... first look at the bumpy back hair that has been cut off, the hair crown that disappeared out of thin air, and the holes with sparks on the hem of the sleeves that have not been extinguished at first glance and are still slowly climbing up, And the blue and white double-headed snake that is still stubbornly holding the hem of your robe behind the clothes, let's talk again!Is it really all right? ! !

Ouyang Shaogong took a deep breath, looked at Tang Yuke who was staring at him blankly, wondering who this guy who was so familiar to him had never seen before, knelt down on one knee, looked at Tang Yuke who was sitting on the steps, and wanted to speak ...

"Stop." Tang Yuke smiled and stretched out his hand to cover the mouth of a senior brother, with an extremely tough attitude and an astonishing speed.

Then according to her intuition... she released the martial soul.

He picked up his own lamp and smashed it in the face of a certain boss like a baseball, hitting the back of the boss's head directly on the floor and smashing a hole in the second floor.

"..." Xiao Wu blinked, inexplicably speechless.

"I don't know why, but I feel that you must say something perverted next, and then, my intuition tells me that when I see you, I must do this to be perfect!" Tang Yuke said with satisfaction.

Ouyang Shaogong: "...Fuck."

At the bottom of the stairs, Pandora, who was expressionless and miserable, carried Qu Jun with disheveled hair and a dead snake on her back. Tohsaka Sakura touched her left little finger that had been cut off and half sat in the opened void. He poked his head out behind him and looked at Tang Yuke who was very embarrassed upstairs.

"I always feel...our worries are unnecessary..." Tohsaka Sakura said silently.

"I really want to light a candle for senior brother...if this goes on like this, we don't need to stop senior brother from holding back, he will never be able to confess his success..." Qu Jun shed a few crocodile tears at the miserable Ouyang Shaogong.

"I'm really curious about what he did before so that old Ke'er subconsciously thought he was a pervert..." Pandora remained expressionless.

"Old Ke'er...be brave!" The three of them sent congratulatory messages to the elder brother together.

===About what someone did to die that year===

"You saw it." The boy looked at the girl and said firmly, holding the knife silently behind him.

"That's right, so what if you see it?" Princess Penglai who ran away from home said with a smile, "Come and give me a high five, kid, long time no see. Congratulations to our victory reunion! I'm so glad you've survived till now!"

"You are……"

"Ah?" Princess Penglai pointed to a certain part of the mural, "Evidently the writing here is so touching and you really used my body later, you are so ruthless? Do you have to tell me about your dark history? Let it go??? For example, when you were a child, you liked to sneak into my bed and then gnash your teeth and talk in your sleep, but I beat you out of the hospital directly, or come to talk about your year... huh?"

The boy rushed over and hugged the girl.

"That's great... So it's not just me... So there's you..."

"Well..." Princess Penglai hugged this poor child in her heart...

then.

"I locked you up...why did you leave? You should belong to me...you are the one who understands me best in this world...the two of us are the ones who should support each other...since you agree with me Why do you want to leave... lock you up..."

"...Fuck, brat." Princess Xunfang of Penglai directly changed the gesture of hugging back to pressing the kid's face and threw him over her shoulder to the ground.

"In that life, I thought you were a good boy, so I didn't ask about your past, so I didn't ask at that time... But today I saw the mural and wanted to lock me up... Very good at you, how could I Didn’t realize it before? Your three views are so flawed.” He rolled up his sleeves while laughing darkly, “I thought that children would change when they grow up, but you still Do you think so? Do you think the world revolves around you? Are you the one who talks to elders like this? Huh?"

"Looks like I'm going to teach you the principles of being a human being again. It's unreasonable to make trouble with secondary illnesses, my child."

"Why don't we first say 'I'm reincarnated, of course my former relatives must agree with me or die'... Ah, no."

"Let's discuss (physics) first about 'why lock me up' and 'what the hell am I belonging to you'?"

The author has something to say:

Guan San, get your hands off the server!take away!take away! ! !

Ma's old lady took two hours to come up! ! !No matter how it is refreshed, it is [-]. I really want to kill myself! ! !

I'm really sorry for being late... But this is force majeure... Let's apologize for the word count tomorrow...

Well, light the wax for the boss and the third son. (Candle)

Silly black sweet is such a black method, there is nothing wrong with it, and it is really not stupid, really not stupid, really not stupid.

In fact, there is no difference, that is, I used to think more and now I think more straightforwardly, the other things are really the same... (No, there is a big difference, such as beating people with hands but not brains... @Boss)

Amnesia is not the same as personality collapse, is it?The body and the soul should influence each other. The soul dominates the emotions and also serves as part of the memory, while long-term memory and habits will lead to the formation of new neurons in the brain, and the old Ke'er's soul error is not due to brain injury. Some neurons will have an impact... such as the Three Views. (laugh)

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Everyone can come to my place and wish onmyoji...

Hello, today, I have been online for a long time, and I pulled out the third Ibaraki...

But I can't afford it, I can't afford it, I really can't afford it, I only have four ssrs, three Ibarakis and one Shuten, I really can't afford it... So I divided Ibaraki and replaced it with a five-star Baidama and promoted me to aunt .

I want to retire... I will give you a little bit of Ibaraki's spirit.

(So ​​Ibaraki is a berserker???)

(The head manager of fgo Zero Krypton is holding his family's one treasure, Jinshi, three treasures, b uncle, two treasures, Kenniang, three treasures, Yumeow, and one treasure, Kuangjiang, with an indifferent face.)

(No problem, because fgo's Ibaraki is really a berserker...)

On the [-]st, fgo draws a card to make a wish, little brother Amakusa!

Brother, I declare you! ! !

(However, I think this time I will twist the Grand Duke out, and make up all the b-levels of the current national server.)

(Knowing that the Grand Duke is in the up list, I am desperate.)

(B-level chief executive is just kidding? What kind of berserkers are using to draw the adjudicator? Hurry up, you can’t change your fate online.)

(No, no, I want a sip of milk, I will definitely hit it!!!)

(...Thinking about the Dagong, I can make up a set of Daming Lake, and I should be satisfied...No.)

(Brother Amakusa! Mask of Christmas Island! (Cough!) I declare you! Come to my Chaldea!!!)

(I don't care if others say he is weak, I just like little brother Amakusa!!!)

(He's so good!!!)

(Be careful!!!)

(Little brother, do you want me to be careful!!!)

(If I can’t win the draw, I plan to go to the Christmas event next year for a single [-] to draw Amakusa and go up the pool alone...)

When the time comes to write about my mother, I will definitely write about little brother Amakusa!Write metaphysics to help me! ! ! !

(Shut up, idiot.)

Think about it, if fa is animated, you will be able to meet little brother Amakusa and know that he is so-so happy! ! ! !

Seek out Brother Amakusa! ! ! !

(...Don't you want Komajue??? Don't you want Heizhen???)

(The Prison Tower has calling symbols, and there are calling symbols at the beginning of the month. Whether you can get these two revenges depends on God’s will. Anyway, no krypton, no krypton!!!)

(Heigou, what's that? Anyway, what kind of wish does the crazy class who must be inexplicably crooked at the end make?)

(Another crazy one, drag it away.)

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