[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

"Master, father!" Qu Jun threw herself on her master, "I haven't seen Xiang for a long time!"

"What a grown-up, really..." Touching his head, "You're still so clingy to me... Twelve is going to be unhappy."

Turning her head and making a face at Chen Jin, Qu Jun rubbed against her teacher happily: "Don't worry about him! Why did he forcefully pull me and my second senior brother over here!!! You know, it's only three o'clock in the morning in the United States. ! It’s the best time to cultivate immortals!”

"Then you don't care about your second senior brother?" Silently glanced at Zhao Zheng, who was lying dead on the ground, thinking about the history of his homeland, the accountant couldn't help baring his teeth, "How many years have you been sleeping! Still sleeping! And you Ah! Don’t think I don’t know what you’re talking about about cultivating immortals! Ah Yue is at least obsessed with ps[-] action dramas every day! You’re still obsessed with Pokemon! Don’t be ashamed of yourself!”

"No shame!"

"So what do you mean? You stepped on my face just now!" The boy who was lying on the ground was kicked by a loli, and got up angrily and rolled up his sleeves to fight with the loli, "I said you What does this leisure party mean? Look down on good students? Huh?"

"I'm obsessed with making Nendoroids, so I'm a good student! I'm the first figure lover in history, I'm a good student! Why don't you drown in Penglai Xiandao with your senior brother! Take a spear from me, you bastard!"

"Shut up! Non-Chief! Don't think I don't know that this is your secret revenge on the pale Europeans!"

"What's wrong with secretly revenge! Huh? Sa! Umbrella sword! Europeans die!!!"

"You two, fight again?" Chen Jin looked at her two tenants expressionlessly, feeling that her patience had completely disappeared, and took out the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, ready to send these two guys back to her world at any time.

"Well... let them go Twelve, you have to know that the conflict between Europeans and African smugglers cannot be reconciled, after all, one is a four-star dress that is guaranteed forever by ten companies and the other is easy to draw alone The guy with the high score ssr." A purple-haired woman appeared out of nowhere in the open opening, covering her mouth and leaning out her upper body to smile, but her lower body disappeared into the space, which looked quite terrifying.

"Hey! Sakura! Don't be like this! It's obvious that we are the closest sisters and sisters who are learning arts together! It's obvious that one has become the second magician and the other has become the third magician. It is said that the top combat power of Xingyue should work together to defend How can you act like this when foreign enemies advance and retreat together! You broke my heart!!!" Qu Jun Xizi held her heart in her hands and wiped her tears.

"Shut up, you obviously jumped to hell." Indifferent.

"So you guys are fighting each other again?" The girl wearing half a silver mask dragged a white-haired man and a man in apricot yellow clothes out of the void, staring blankly at Qu Jun and Zhao Zheng who were quarreling with each other. , picked up the teapot that the proprietress put on the table, and poured it fiercely, "Ah Yue, let me drink saliva! In the world of ancient sword, it is not easy to drag these two over all the way through mountains and rivers...Pfft!!!!"

The proprietress who was addicted to playing games said without conscience: "Oh, Tangtang, I forgot to tell you, this is wine, not tea."

"Cough! Cough, cough, cough!!!" Tangtang was about to choke to death, when suddenly the hairs on his back stood up and he sensed something—"Stop!!! Put down the scissors in your hand on Eleven!!! You are obsessive-compulsive and you are not allowed to cut My bangs!!! Old Nine and Old Ten are your subordinates, why don’t you care about her!!!”

A woman with straight bangs and white bangs was playing with scissors expressionlessly, while a couple called old nine and old ten pointed to their hair with dark smiles.

...The broken hair that was fine last time has turned into extremely twisted bangs with a knife and scissors. It is obvious that the couple who have gone badly [-] times don't want to let themselves suffer, at least they also want to kill their own family. The sexual weapon is released to harm a few brothers before giving up.

Zhao Jue came out of the kitchen and saw that most of his brothers and sisters had arrived, he calmly threw a plate of popcorn on the table, and casually pushed the Kanban lady who was huddled next to his wife to grab attention. Open, took out another nds and played online with the proprietress.

"Aleisha." Chen Jin frowned, not wanting to escalate the matter, and directly called Qu Jun's real name. Hearing that the owner was upset, Loli shrank her neck and gave the boy a hard look, like a fish The same stab slipped to Chen Jin's side, pretending to be cute. jpg.

The young man sighed, and the accountant raised the corners of his mouth slightly and peeked at him: "What? Now that the appearance is reversed, the heart is also smaller? It is obvious that they have been fathers for who knows how many years."

"No... the main reason is... a few days ago, Chen Jin went to Japan on a business trip and accidentally went to a haunted house... That female ghost named Jia Coconut directly caused the MIB headquarters to turn upside down... After all, the only one who specializes in surgery Just me and him, we have been busy collecting ghosts for several days, and that girl Qu Jun is eating melons... just fell asleep and was dragged back... very... tired... I knew that she and the elder brother liked her more It's not pleasing to the eye, and sooner or later there will be a fight...but I owe you, who can I blame?" Spread your hands.

... After all, things like fighting for favor will never stop... ah... so sleepy... quite dead.

"Heh, how old are you, and you are still clinging to Mr.?" The elder brother sent a taunt.

"Oh, don't think I don't know that you are more clingy to Teacher than I am."

"Isn't it shy to pretend to be tender? You don't want to wear clothes every day if you like the clothes your husband sends you?"

"Don't think I don't know that you want to do the same, but it's because I'm so entangled in my heart that I don't want to wear it, so it's... eh~ a guy with a green hat? A green hat, a green hat, a green hat~ So I like the teacher more! The teacher looks at me I look at me~QWQ Don't look at that snake spirit!"

"Do you want to die, Qu Jun?"

"Damn it, let's fight! I'll beat you to death first, and then I'll try to reason!!!"

Master rules!

Compete for favor!is the most important! ! !What a teacher!

If you can't compete!Then have a fight and talk again! ! !

Because if you kill him, no one will fight for favor! ! !

"So what are they fighting..." The orange-haired man was filled with twilight, and gradually solidified, rubbing his head and looking blankly at Qu, who had suddenly grown from a nine-year-old girl to a 16-year-old girl. Jun and the elder brother who had transformed into a gorgeous guqin thought for a while and pulled the accountant to sit on the edge of the table together, "It seems that they will play for a while... let's sit down first... Are you tired?".

"Not tired...I heard that something happened to Chaldea again? Is it hard?"

"no……"

"I swear that I will kill them after this fight..." Listening to the unscrupulous master and apprentice who didn't care, ignoring the two people chatting calmly and looking around, the brothers and sisters They each show their affection, wield the scissors, eat popcorn and watch the show, but no one stands up to stop him. The particularly responsible classmate Chen Jin burst out with blue veins on his forehead, urging the cosmic Rubik's cube in his hand to draw an enchantment to protect his junior with a stomachache. The property of the younger sister.

"Twelve brothers, come on~" The proprietress knew that her only conscience would definitely protect her restaurant, so she waved her hands perfunctorily without worry and 'conscience', and continued to play the game.

"So Roman, you... wait, what are you going to do..." And the man with cotton candy-like white hair just materialized like an orange-haired man, before he could stand still, he was kicked in by the orange-haired man The formation of the light cannons flying together.

"Merlin, go to hell!!!" Saying this, Roman sat down like a normal person.

"Senior Brother Six is ​​really miserable." He said indifferently.

"I guess I'm going to be beaten back to Chaldea again." Playing games, playing games.

"Who told him to deceive the pure fan plot of the fifth senior brother, he deserved to be beaten to death." He fed his wife.

"You can go to hell." Chen Jin, who was shown off, decided to remove the barrier and let this group of people enjoy the slap in the face! ! !

"Okay, okay, calm down." Clapping his hands to attract everyone's attention, "What's going on? Are Salazar, Jun Xun, You Ji and A Yao here?"

"Sarah is still busy pretending to be young in class, and he can't make it. When I saw him, he would complain to me about whether there is any difference between Defense Against the Dark Arts and Dark Arts." Roman said.

The youngest Tosaka Sakura, whose lower body was in the void, tilted her head: "Culolido is now fighting with the girl spider, so I can't come here."

"You Ji and junior brother are the same," Tang Tang took out a package, "I found them and they were on the battlefield, and You Ji slapped her uncle's face with a slap, and it seemed like he couldn't get away. Please ask me to give it to the teacher." Bring a bento box with love."

"Hmm..." Glancing at the two people who were still fighting each other, the accountant said, "I called you here this time because I have something to discuss."

"It's old Ke'er, you all know each other, right?"

"……know."

"know."

"That slap back then is still fresh in my memory."

"The one who is said to be an idiot is Old Ke'er, right?"

"Teacher, don't tell me that you want to assist the big brother! That's a waste of other girls!"

"... how much you despise the elder brother...but I also despise him."

"Facts once again prove that Eldest Brother is very unpopular. Let me say that we should continue with the last plan and kill him directly."

"Seconded."

"plus one."

"Same as above."

"Get rid of it."

"Hello!" The accountant couldn't laugh or cry, and Roman hurriedly patted his back behind him.

"Fifth senior brother, why haven't you married the teacher yet?"

"We are all worried about the teacher's future ownership."

"Marry, marry..."

"Teacher, you should marry. After all, no one wants you except the fifth brother."

"Hello!!!!" The cashier rolled up his sleeves.

"We were wrong." He bowed his head and admitted his mistake resolutely, and said in unison, all the movements of the corpse-holding crouching and drilling the table were quite fast.

"..." The accountant choked speechlessly, damn these brats! ! !

Sighing, he let them go temporarily: "That's right, for some reason, Old Ke'er's existence is going to disappear this time."

"Are you...'accepted' and completely abandoned your own existence, willing to completely turn into a 'concept'?" Tohsaka Sakura, who had a similar experience, covered her mouth silently and thought.

"That's right." The accountant admitted bluntly, "But as friends, although we know it's not good to interfere with her decision, we still want to save her."

"How to save it?" Lao Jiu, Lao Shi and Eleven, who had also become friends with Tang Yuke, looked at each other, and Lao Ten asked.

"After [number] calculations... At present, the only flaw and regret in her heart is... the parting from her lover at the beginning. Even if she has forgotten this kind of obsession, it is still deeply rooted." The accountant pondered, "So Through black box operations, Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang found the soul of the person she loved and sent them directly to this world where she is about to be reincarnated..."

Xiaoheixiaobai walked behind the accountant and nodded to the disciples.

"It's a pity that we found that she was determined to die... This is her last chance. After this life dies, she will be completely swallowed up. So before the final scene, we tried our best to keep her alive , so far [Xuanji] is still stabilizing her soul outside the territory." Knocking on the table, "At the same time [person] also deeply likes her, that child has tried his best not to devour her soul...but this is simply A drop in the bucket."

"So the most important thing...is to let the regret in her heart save her?"

"That's right." The white-haired woman nodded.

"Now we need someone to go outside to look for that 'regret', and we also need someone to stay here to take care of her. Because of the shortage of manpower, we have brought you in as strong men. Is there any objection?"

"No no!"

"Super happy! QWQ"

"I'm staying!"

"Master let me stay!"

"I need more caregivers, I'll stay!!!"

"Teacher, I want to cling to you more and I will stay!!!"

"I me me!"

"If you don't accept it, let's fight to decide the quota!"

"Fight and fight!"

Tang Tang stroked his chin: "Master, by the way, do you know where that person is?"

"I know, I've figured it out."

"Isn't it enough for those two people to pick them up?"

"Yes..."

He stared at the boss and the fourth child who were still fighting.

"It's enough for two people, isn't it, teacher~"

"Yes, it can be like this..."

"Let's all stay with you, teacher~"

The only conscientious student, Chen Jin, turned her head and looked at Ouyang Shaogong and Qu Jun who were still fighting with pity.

Before you know it...you are already doomed to go out to the field for a thankless job...

Other senior brothers: Brothers, this kind of thing is used to cheat! (thumbs up)

The author has something to say:

ok ka ok ok ka ka wenka is dead sorry for the late...

But let me go if the word count explodes...QAQ

Is this chapter a small spoiler for the book about the main character in the cashier?The identities of some of the disciples are about to be revealed~ The characteristics of the sect that deceives each other's brothers and sisters is simply... Lighting the candle for the only conscientious student Chen Jin.

And I didn't say it...some of the school uniforms of Father Changgemenqin...

Really bring a green hat...

At the same time, he explained clearly what the accountant sent his disciples to do, right?

Attached is an illustration... It's still a slap in the face...

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What can I do if I keep dropping income? I am also desperate...so why do I keep dropping...well, as long as there are [-] income left at the end, I will be satisfied...Hmm_(′_`"∠)_ After all, he is a scumbag who writes very poorly...

Because Douluo is coming to an end, the Dragon Clan has now drawn up the outline again and is ready to complete it!Are you looking forward to it?How about challenging the daily update of [-]?

However, it may not be completely consistent with the original plot... Instead, I will use the characteristics of this book to write something else... After all, it was originally marked "Mountain and Sea Rhapsody" combined with "Shan Hai Jing", so it will be an original character again It's home... It's not original... After all, most of the prototypes come from the monsters and goblins of Shan Hai Jing... Hmm... If you are not used to it, let's get together and get together... Be mentally prepared...

Dropping or something... Salted fish don't care at all... Really don't care at all... Really really don't care at all... QAQ (not)

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