[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

Half a year has passed.

During the period when Tang San was confined by Dugu Bo, Tang Yuke lived to a new height!

...She finally changed her job from selling candied haws on the street to the one who spent money on the street and yelled to buy me a hundred candied haws (what the hell?).

In short, Xuandeng Douluo, who was tricked by his former friends, decided to eat his conscience, pretending that nothing happened, but duplicity reversed his life attitude of staying away from home all year round, and settled down firmly in the local area. In the original Lanba Academy that has been renamed Shrek, I pull my own little rabbit or my younger generation black and white cats every day, and sometimes add a delicate and weak Qibao Liuli soul master, just sit at the entrance of the academy without doing anything Eating melon seeds, he knocked on a melon seed shell and then sneaked away, and in the end, without any surprise, he was dragged back by Ah Yu to sweep the floor.

I don't know how much stomachache this tangled look has on people who know the truth.

Ah Yu silently took out two stomach medicines.

It’s ok, please feel free to talk about duplicity, as long as you are happy.

...By the way, you look a lot like Wang Fushi, do you know that? (laugh)

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"Tsk tsk tsk... are you going to leave?" Dugu Bo stared at Tang San with dissatisfaction.

No matter how you look at it, it's not pleasing to the eye!Looking at it again, I want to kill him again! ! !It's really annoying to be so leisurely in my field as at home! ! ! !

For half a year, although Tang San always smiled and intentionally made the medicine taste so weird that he wanted to pass out after taking a sip to take revenge on someone's "I've been looking at you!" He yelled at him for jumping three feet high, but the medicine from a master toxicologist was still effective. At least it made Dugu Bo's appearance quite different. His dark green hair was now close to Title Douluo's. The usual jet black, nails have also turned into normal color, only the pupils are still emerald.

After half a year of medication and forced poisoning, Dugu Boyou's green hair, which looks like a cuckold in any case, has been successfully turned back into the ranks of normal people—please ignore the mental age, after all, we need to know that it is normal for the poison to be accumulated for so many years. , it is more normal to leave a little bit in the mind (laughs).

Although the process was not so good by a certain small eye, Poison Douluo said that he had already retaliated, so Dugu Bo was very satisfied with the current final result. He naturally knew that it was impossible to completely eliminate the poison in his situation. It is good to have reached this point, and at the same time, it can be confirmed that the same method is used.There is no problem in getting rid of the poison on his granddaughter - of course, if Tang San dares to make the medicine for his little prince so anti-human, Poison Douluo probably has to copy the guy to have a friendly exchange with Tang San.

"Little monster, although you have been tricked miserably, my poison is almost cured up to now. Recently, I have clearly felt that the effect of your medicine has become smaller and smaller, and my body knows it by itself. , I don’t see much effect anymore. What’s more, my body has adapted to the poison to a certain extent. If it really disappears, it may be harmful instead. Why don’t we just treat it here. It’s a big deal depending on the time It's been half a year, you should go too."

"You let me go?" Tang San looked at Dugu Bo with a delicate expression, "Are you sure?"

"???" Dugu Bo was at a loss, "Otherwise? Why don't you...wait for a while, little bastard!!!"

Even if I say let you go, you will pack your bags immediately if you are so happy! ! !That's what you did to me! ! !Say good-bye!What a sad parting!Anyway, we have been fighting class struggle for half a year!You have no nostalgia at all! ! !Doesn't your conscience ache?

Tang San: We Shrek Seven Devils don't have a conscience at all. (indifferent)

Seeing that Tang San really didn't react much, Dugu Bo, who fully deserved (cross out) the title of (cross out) a very childish old naughty boy (cross out), snorted, took out a blue leather pouch from somewhere, and aimed at it Tang San's head was hit, and he swung it with all his strength, he was very happy to see that he hit the bull's-eye.

The leather pouch is only the size of two palms of an adult, and it is the kind that hangs on the belt. Although it is much larger than the sachet, it looks like it can only be inserted into one hand-but in fact, it is very heavy. Tang San felt that he had to be smashed into a concussion.

Then many extremely huge stones fell out of the leather bag.

Tang San was speechless.

You don't need to look to know that this is a soul guide... Whose soul guide is specially used to hold stones and smash people! ! !Do you know how expensive soul tools are!Being rich and powerful is not such a trick! ! !

"This gift for you, don't knock it down." Poison Douluo said indifferently.

...the devil will want it! ! !

"No, I already have a soul tool. I refuse to accept this thing that has caused me a psychological shadow. If you force me, I will smash it in front of you."

"..." Dugu Bo was heartbroken, "Do you have any idea how many guys would fight for such a device if you put it outside!!! This is no ordinary soul tool! It can hold living things!!! do you know!!!"

"That's why you're throwing stones at me? Sorry, no."

"Are you going to accept it!!!"

"No."

"Forget it, I originally planned to give you the medicinal herbs here together with this Wishful Treasure Bag..."

"I'll take it."

"..." Dugu Bo stared at Tang San who shamelessly stretched out his hand to ask him for the wishful treasure bag with wide eyes.

"What's wrong? Titled Douluo intends to go back on his word? Bullying the junior, it's not nice to say it."

"You you you you..." Dugu Bo swung the bag into Tang San's hand after talking for a long time, and ran away with a stinky face.

Damn, this is definitely Tang Yuke's litter! ! !face! ! !Poison Douluo, who has the best face in his life, admits that he can't beat these two madmen! ! !

Then the next day, Dugu Bo confirmed again that Tang San definitely belonged to Tang Yuke's brood! ! !

"I'll rub you a hooligan!!! I'm fighting with you!!!"

Dugu Bo furiously raised his hand and patted Tang San.How could Tang San fight blindly with him, turned around and ran when he heard the first word he uttered, his words still remained in the air: "What are you dancing? What are you dancing??? I'll ask you why you A titled Douluo collection is so barren!!! I thought there were no good ones you have that are over 500 years old!!! Even immortals are not enough for our class to divide up one plant for each person in our class, what are you jumping for!!"

Typical hooligan tone.

"Shut up!!! Do you know that I was ransacked by your house 40 years ago and you are giving me this again!!! No! She at least left some for me! You dug it all up!!! "

"You, now! Immediately! Immediately! Get out! I don't want to see you within three days!!!"

After hesitating for a while, Dugu Bo said again: Don't try to play tricks!I will continue to watch you after three days!look!Go!you! ! ! "

...Yes, yes, yes... as long as you are happy.

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Today, a duplicity person took his own little rabbit and ran to the gate of Shrek Academy as (cross out) Wangfushi (cross out).

The melon seeds knocked on the ground, and just as the deputy director, Jiang Yu, was about to start sweeping the floor again, a person came from a distance.

Tang Yuke took out a huge pot lid from an unknown space with lightning speed and slammed it on her forehead with great force and loud "clang". The big white rabbit next to her frightened her paws and scattered the melon seeds on the ground, hurting Gritting his teeth on his face under the pot cover, he quickly fled from the scene where his husband was caught.

The white rabbit turned around and didn't see his aunt.

Look up oh no wonder.

The stupid elder brother who had grown taller after not seeing him for half a year came over with a blank expression on his face.

Xiao Xiaolang walked into the door carrying a bag of peanuts very inappropriately, and he was very confused: "Little Sanzi? Long time no see...Xiao Wu, Dad——hiss!!!"

Xiao Wu's elbow ruthlessly gave him a slap in the stomach, and forcefully blocked the mouth of a guy who often made trouble out of his mouth.

Tang San silently watched Xiao Wu's perfect elbow that hurt even at a glance, and said, "Did a pot cover just float over?"

Xiao Wu smiled: "Absolutely not."

The author has something to say:

Yesterday's update is the second of the newly written contract!Not that short notice! ! !

After updating today, I found out that I, an idiot, wrote something that is misleading... (cover face)

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