[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

The woman who appeared in front of Dugu Bo, standing between the Heaven Dou Royal Academy and the evil forces, was obviously impatient. Compared with the 20-year-old Poison Douluo's hand, it looked extremely slender and fair. His hands were viciously clamping the claws of a poisonous snake.

In fact, the person who can be called a young girl is wearing a white dress and blue dress that is too plain compared to everyone here. The mint green turban on her head has been loosened, revealing her coiled up hair, which looks extremely weird, between young people and old people. She has long light gray hair in her middle, a silver scorpion the size of a thumb resting on her shoulder, and a basket in her free hand—a dozen roasted sweet potatoes exuding heat and burnt aroma are placed on it.

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Seeing this chaotic guy, the Shrek Seven Devils were all shocked—except Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing and Dai Mubai who secretly breathed a sigh of relief, three insiders.

"Why are you here!" Dugu Yan was confused, "Aren't you the cook who sells roasted sweet potatoes at the foot of the mountain!!!!"

"That's not right!!! Aren't you selling candied haws!!!" Ning Rongrong, who was still thinking about the two copper soul coins, said that I really want to know too!

"...How much do you like the role of the common people..." The third prince of the Star Luo Empire who was once abducted by a cook said, yes, this is very Tang Yuke.

But apart from the bluffing young people, Poison Douluo Dugu Bo is... full of wtf and wtf.

"Old woman, when did you go back to Heaven Dou City?" He said with a face full of crap, "You're still selling roasted sweet potatoes! Don't be ashamed of yourself! Title Douluo doesn't have a scum like you!!!!"

Tang San, who was protected from behind, was quite shocked... as if he heard some terrible news by accident...

"What if I sell sweet potatoes?" Tang Yuke put the basket in her hand on the table of the three deans. When she saw one of them, she clapped her hands, took off the messy hair scarf, and tied her long hair into a bun. With a high ponytail, he showed a rather arrogant smile, "Meng Shenji, let me tell you, you don't mind your school being bombarded once?"

"..." Meng Shenji fell silent, his eyes wandering.

Obviously, the reason why Tang Yuke spoke to him was because he was the only one who was familiar with the three school directors.

This Contra, who belonged to the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School when he was young, actually participated in the two farces 26 years ago.

The first time was the little princess of the Blue Lightning Overlord Dragon Sect who ran away from home, and the second time was the current suzerain of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect who ran away from home. Unfortunately, although in these two incidents, Tang Yuke played a very special role. The honest image of sending lost bear children home, but lucky e is lucky e, the parents have too much brain power to chase and kill... that is a sad story, but this is a joke for being a 99-level peerless douluo For ordinary people who are generally labeled as dogs, especially for the dream god machine who is always at the forefront and always the first to be covered in flames for as long as two months... After all, those who know the truth The Zhenmen Douluos actually participated in the chase, which might be just a child's play, in the form of watching a joke, and they didn't play the real fire and used their hole cards, but even so, the strength of this one is indeed obvious to all.

He knew exactly what the girlish woman standing in front of him liked.

Standing under your own college and selling roasted sweet potatoes?No surprise at all.

If you saw this girl who was working in a coffee shop wearing a maid outfit to show cuteness when you were chasing her, and even went to the Cowherd's shop to disguise herself as a man just for the travel expenses of twelve copper soul coins, you would have seen through the world of mortals.

So even though I admire this person's strength... But I really only have a haha ​​for her majesty-it seems that things like integrity have been eaten by this person.

However, this is no reason to belittle this one.

Under the siege of Sword Douluo and Bone Douluo, the god who dared to blow up half of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School and retreated with a smile, if you have the ability, go and try to confront her for half an hour?

What's more... Meng Shenji's eyes fell on the miniature scorpion on her shoulder.

As far as he knew...that...wasn't an ornament.

Now it's probably a little hot.

Light a candle for Poison Douluo.

I also light a candle for my school~

Hey, anyway, the money was lost by the idiot behavior of the troublesome prince, uh, it's none of their business~ I'm sorry they don't dare to find someone who can directly beat Poison Douluo into a dog Trouble~ I am very happy when I think that I usually have to look at Prince Xue Xing's face to act, but now I can face this person openly and honestly, because he offended Title Douluo and was scolded by His Majesty~~~

"Please do whatever you want, don't mind at all~" Tang San, who was very close to the three directors, rubbed the goosebumps on his hands... This is probably because he just released the Eight Spider Lances and burst his jacket, so it's colder haha Haha... It's definitely not because of the pink aura of fluffy flowers floating around even seeing Mr. Meng Shenji! ! !

Everything that followed subverted the worldview of these children in an instant.

"Then..." The woman narrowed her eyes slightly with her long hair scattered and falling under the fine bangs, her hypocritical smile carried a kind of madness, and the corners of her mouth slowly curled up were extremely dangerous, "The hospitality...is not good."

It was a bang!

The huge crimson butterfly wings extended from behind slammed, and the torn wind howled.The sharp howling sound immediately reverberated in this office located on the top of the mountain. The huge wind pressure brought by the super-speed hurricane oppressed everyone in the room, making them unable to keep their eyes open. Tang Yuke, whose title is Douluo, who had reached a very high speed, rushed forward and slapped the wall of the poor director's office into the air together!

Poison Douluo, who reacted in the air, immediately possessed his martial spirit, and wanted to release the poisonous gas from embarrassment, but suddenly remembered that this was a school, and his reaction was immediately slowed down.

However, this shot is enough to solve many things.

Tang Yuke, who was flapping her butterfly wings and falling quickly, also released her martial spirit. The nine spirit rings around her body immediately made the eyes of those who were not very convinced widen, but what shocked those children even more... was that it was suspended in the Behind the woman, there are scarlet spears overwhelming!

At this moment, the thrown red dust lamp was floating beside Tang Yuke, and what she was holding in her hand was extremely hot, like a spear carved out of red crystal!

The third soul skill, the forest of thorns, builds a spear and spear with a hundred flames. When I first obtained it, it can only be called a stick-shaped flame, but with the passage of time and the strengthening of the soul power, the first The soul power consumed by the three soul skills is almost negligible, and the spear and spear have become more and more solid with the strength of the flame and the continuous rise of their own control and spiritual power, and finally they can be faked.

...and in fact, we have to say one thing about this.

Although all soul skills are boosting or group attack, known as the map cannon queen, even among the unknowing young Title Douluo... No, it should be among most of the Title Douluo, the mysterious Hanging Lantern Douluo, Probably a guy who can't do other people's attacks with a single target, and his physical fitness is ridiculously poor, and he will rush to the street when he touches it, but he is a guy with amazing destructive power.

But... Tang Yuke, who has a pair of winged soul bones and treats the third soul skill as a normal attack, smiles.

Yes, I can't beat you in hand-to-hand combat, but I can fly. If you have the ability, you can use your strength in the air. If you don't use it, I'll see how you hit me.

And... who the hell told you that my wife can't be single?

The Xuandeng Douluo who rushed forward pointed downwards, powered by butterfly wings, and fell towards Dugu Bo at a speed faster than a free fall!

There is no way to avoid it!

Dugu Bo, who once fought with the shameless senior Tang Yuke for three days and three nights because of something, knew exactly what would happen next.

So he... with the decisive Wuhun avatar, he shrunk himself into a ball.

Shut up!This is not cowardly!This is called absolute defense!

... Well, it's just that it can't be resisted.

The tip of the spear that fell from the sky hit Dugu Bo directly.

And with it... a torrent of red.

One shot!A hundred hits! ! !

This is the single-body attack that Tang Yuke said, and it is also a way of using soul skills that most rigid-minded soul masters can't imagine.

The fire-attributed, high-temperature resistant Xuandeng Douluo only needs to attach a layer of soul power to the palm of his hand, and he can easily use the spear and spear condensed by the soul power flame as a real murder weapon, not to mention With the superb martial arts acquired in several reincarnations, Tang Yuke, who is not physically strong, can hold a gun and not be at a disadvantage in close combat.

And when the spear hits the enemy, take the hit point as the target, shrink the strike range, and guide precisely, and the remaining 99 spears behind you will all pour on the enemy!

High-temperature flames, sharp spear points, and violent explosions caused by the shattering of soul power crystals!

When a large-scale low-intensity blow is targeted to one person.

That is an extremely powerful single-body soul skill!And this bit of soul power is insignificant to Tang Yuke!

The third spirit ring never went dark.

The result of the always shining third soul ring is that every blow is produced by hundreds of flaming spears rapidly behind him, and with every hit, all the hundreds of spears and spears will hit Dugu Bo concentratedly!

Damn, this person's flat slashing combo with cleave is simply cheating!

Even with the thick skin and thick flesh of Wuhun's avatar to activate the absolute defense, Poison Douluo, who found that the scales on his back had scorched black and fell off in a short while, had no choice but to choose the way of snakes - anyway, he is a snake now so he doesn't hesitate - — went into the ground.

Tang Yuke raised one eyebrow with disdain.

She thrust the spear in her hand into the soil.

A wave of hands.

Don't forget, although the forest of thorns was played flat by Tang Yuke.

But this is a group attack soul skill. (laugh)

The scattered spears and guns fell into the ground, shattered and exploded, bringing up dust.

That third soul ring was not dimmed!

The stream never stops!Spears and spears are constantly called out, and the blows are constantly going on!

Hangdeng Douluo didn't stop until he couldn't see the ground and was covered with dust.

This guy smashed his mouth, guessed that Dugu Bo's annoying junior had finally passed out, put away his martial soul, and flapped his wings to fly into the sky.

Scorpion, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke.

"I think the headmaster will definitely want to kill you."

What appeared before their eyes was the Heaven Dou Imperial Academy.

Already a small half of the building was razed to the ground during the frolic (?) of the two Titled Douluo, leaving no scum, and a bunch of melon-eating students stood beside them pointing.

"No, the three Dream God Machines won't."

Tang Yuke showed her white teeth.

"The one who wanted to kill me was that Prince Xue Xing who did something wrong at the top."

He looked up.

"But that's okay."

Tang Yuke was very satisfied when she waved her hand and successfully saw Prince Xuexing's ashen face.

"I just like the way they can't get used to me and can't kill me, but they are still being rubbed on the ground by me."

The author has something to say:

Tang Yuke's character poem

Nanke

【Now】Bai Chen

The pipa pearls will fall to Qiuniang,

Jinse is dumb and beluweng.

Draw the sword and drunkenly slaughter the old days and moons,

Stop the cup and laugh at the dead Ke people.

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High school reading comprehension, come and do it?It's easy to understand!

Rhetoric: quotations, usages, antithesis.

You answered which allusions you used and which poems you transformed, I will add more!Notice!Answer them all!All~~~ (Anyway, I don’t think I can answer it, at least one code is quite difficult.)

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