[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

Dai Mubai was not happy.

No one plays with him.

Or to put it more plainly.

No one wants to play with a child who looks strange or even weird.

Especially when the child is still honorable.

Dai Mubai sat on the wall, lowered his head and looked unhappy at the children playing hide-and-seek in the garden below.

In all fairness, Dai Mubai is not bad looking, even cute.But unlike ordinary people, the eyes with two pupils drew a dividing line between him and his brothers and sisters—these are probably called the eyes of demons, which made him bear expectations that he shouldn't bear. He got the fate of being isolated and hostile by others.

Born with a vision, this became the reason why he was appointed as one of the crown princes.

Thinking of the amazingly talented eldest brother...the second brother who is only six years older than him and is good at winning people's hearts...the third prince Dai Mubai chose to die.

...Ah...Learn something, fight for the throne, let it go with the wind...

... I also want to go down and play hide-and-seek!You wait for me! !

Ran and egg.

The eight-year-old young boy hangs on the wall with a sad face and looks around at his cousins, cousins, cousins, cousins, cousins, and cousins ​​who see him and don't know each other.

... After all, most of my own brothers and sisters were brutally 'eliminated' at birth, strangled in infancy, and only distant blood relatives remained.

Thinking of the cruel Xingluo royal family's rule of survival of the fittest or death if you don't become king... If it wasn't for my eyes that made me pay a little attention, maybe I wouldn't live to be six years old?Dai Mubai thought like this—but letting himself compete with his elder brother and second brother, no matter how you look at it, there is no chance of winning, right?In the end, I still have to die, why have I lived for so many years... So I should stop studying at all...

... The third prince of the Star Luo Empire is still decadent today.

"Why don't you go down to play?" A woman's voice suddenly sounded beside her.

Dai Mubai subconsciously wanted to run to the side, but someone grabbed him by the back collar suddenly, and the third prince who slipped under his feet was lifted into the air like this, and the suspended appearance undoubtedly showed him to be very cowardly.

"...Where are you?" He was very disturbed not to see the people behind him. Although the royal family of the Star Luo Empire had serious struggles against the strong, the guards of the palace were not vegetarian. Those who could sneak in were all very powerful... So why focus on a pawn like him?Or is it that the big brother and the second brother who are playing each other openly and secretly finally can't understand him as an idler, and plan to crush him to death before officially tearing his face?Dai Mubai's head turned several times in an instant, but he still laughed along with him, and the cold sweat on his forehead kept asking.

The man didn't answer, but put him back on the fence with a vigorous hand.As soon as Dai Mubai's butt touched the brick and tile surface, the child immediately tilted his head slightly, pretending to be inadvertent, and secretly peeked behind him from the corner of his eye... only two slender hands that were as flawless as white jade were seen.

The owner of the hand seems to be just leaning on the wall, and after putting the bear child safely and securely, he puts his strength up, supports the wall to stand up, and then crosses one foot and sits on the glazed tiles of the palace.

Dai Mubai was taken aback by the fact that this person was completely different from the assassin, and even said that he was dressed in a down-to-earth manner, turned his head and stared blankly at the guy who was sitting astride the wall—— his gaze focused on this guy The printed red and green version of the sleeve apron is vulgar with a large flower headscarf and a spatula inserted sideways in the belt.

With a pair of bright eyes, the woman whose occupation is obviously related to the kitchen squints her eyes into crescent moons, and the natural cinnabar Guanyin mole in the center of her forehead shows that this person is born with a dusty air... but this guy is so rough The girl's dress is suspected of deliberately causing obsessive-compulsive disorder to vomit blood.

As a result, the guy opened his mouth and repeated it again: "Child, don't you want to play?"

"Wait, who are you? It's none of your business whether I go or not... What's the matter?" The third prince, who almost said "what" with the woman, kept his upbringing despite the danger of biting his tongue off.

The woman had a hippie smile: "Me? Just a little cook~" After finishing speaking, the woman who was facing Dai Mubai fell backwards, lying on the glazed tiles, and raised her legs, "I think you really want to play Why can't you just watch? Boys can't say no—"

"..." Dai Mubai didn't want to argue with this guy about dirty jokes, so he kept his mouth shut.

"Look at you, are you the legendary third prince?" The woman didn't raise her head, she squinted her eyes and saw an acquaintance rushing towards her from the corner of her eyes.The children playing in the garden froze for a moment, hurriedly bowed and then scattered away where the man couldn't see, "Then why don't you play with those little bastards~ Anyway, they are afraid of you to death ~"

"It's not... I... ah! Big brother!" Dai Mubai looked up and saw the man standing under the fence with a black face looking at him and the woman, he was frightened.

However, the eldest brother's attention was not on Dai Mubai at all: "Tang Yu Ke... As a Titled Douluo, are you free to randomly wander into the palace... What do you want to do to my brother!" The black-haired man gritted his teeth. The man stared at the Youzai Youzai woman, the tear mole in the corner of his eyes added a touch of softness.

The woman sat up, put one foot on the other thigh, waved her hand casually, and then stared at the black-haired man with great interest: "A Mo~~"

Ah, Ah Mo?Dai Mubai almost fell off the fence again... This was the first time he heard someone call him a ruthless big brother so intimately...Compared to this, a Title Douluo on the surface looked only sixteen or seventeen years old... It doesn't seem so surprising to be so down-to-earth...it's strange!This is not the point!

But... just looking at it this way... This Douluo named Tang Yuke... probably won't squeeze out his sister-in-law's seat, but it is very likely that he is the eldest brother's friend... This is miserable... I really want to fall here up!After hearing such a big secret, silence is a must... You can't just give up like this... Think about any way to escape... After all, even if you are a Titled Douluo, killing a prince in full view is not easy. won't do...

Dai Mubai, whose concentric pupils almost overlapped into one, did not see Tang Yuke staring at his brighter and brighter eyes. Tang Yuke smiled and looked at Dai Mubai without turning his head. Talking to the eldest prince like this: "Ah~ It's rare to see in a thousand years~ Ah Mo, you are actually angry~" After finishing speaking, he turned his head, but his hand restlessly touched the back collar of the third prince Xingluo.

Facing the eldest prince, she suddenly smiled sincerely: "Hello, Ah Mo."

"Don't you think you're finally human now? You're still angry now."

The eldest prince sighed, and looked at Lao Ke'er with those slender phoenix eyes: "Yeah...it's been so long...so can you put my brother down!" fry.

Tang Yuke directly mentioned Dai Mubai, and the third prince who was suddenly suspended under his feet was taken aback. Before he could yell out, he enjoyed a kind of pleasure/feeling as fast as lightning-titled Douluo brand private taxi, you ,worth having!

The First Prince looked at the two figures, one big and one small, who flew away like flying away, and smiled blackly.

The head of the Royal Knights of the Star Luo Empire, who came belatedly, looked worriedly at the obviously unhappy First Prince, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

At this time, a greeting that almost disappeared came from a distance: "Amo——I'll take your child back to play for a few days——I'll be back next week—"

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... Tang Yu Ke!You treat my younger brother as your toy!If you want to borrow, you can borrow and pay back!It is not difficult to borrow and repay! !I!I really can't do anything about you right now... You idiot just wait for me!I will definitely kill you next time!

"Your Highness, Your Highness..." The head of the knights looked at the eldest prince Dai Muyuan in a daze.

"Ah...it's nothing, let's close the team. The third prince ran away from home and will be back in a few days." Dai Muyuan smiled, his red phoenix eyes softened a lot - he threw away the thing he had just snatched from the guard beside him. Directly use the thigh to break the spear into two sections, said so.

The guard silently picked up the spear that was broken in two and followed the rather angry eldest prince.

Dai Mubai didn't know about this.

It's just that Tang Yuke saw Dai Muyuan from a distance, teasing the child she snatched to play with, smiling -- this smile has a kind of superficial smile, which is exactly the same as the smile of the first prince just now: "Children, You're funny."

Dai Mubai dared not make a sound like a quail.

"Ah, here we are."

Dai Mubai raised his head and looked...the palace was resplendent and magnificent, there was an endless stream of guests coming and going, the cornices were hung high and exquisite, and there was a plaque in front of the door, with three large characters written on it: "Heaven Upstairs".

This is the entire Star Luo Imperial City, and it is also the best restaurant in the Star Luo Empire—the legendary master chef who has recently been praised as "singing the beauty of the country in half a banquet, and painting all the freshness of the world blindly" has returned from his travels and is launching a full flower banquet. There are only 12 people for one table per day. Please make reservations one month in advance, or you won’t do it—the force is extremely high—you can’t beat me anyway, or you will commit suicide—this is the original sentence—so the father, the queen, and the queen are staring Looking forward to the day scheduled for May [-]th.

...so why come here?Obviously at this point in the sky, the upstairs has not opened the door yet.

Dai Mubai had an ominous premonition.

As soon as he was led in, a kitchen knife flew in the air and stuck it on the mahogany table in front of Tang Yuke, scaring the third prince.

A woman in a beautiful red dress with half-exposed fragrant shoulders walked over gracefully. A woman with a charming figure... a long white leg stepped on the chair beside the mahogany table like a bandit, and pulled out the chair suddenly. The kitchen knife on the table was placed on Tang Yuke's neck, and she was about to fight for her life... Fortunately, a white-haired guy came to hold the woman immediately.

"Master, let me go! My mother must hack this half-runner to death!! Old Ke'er, you can do it! You can do it! Run! Run! There is a banquet tonight! My master! You Where can I find the cook to have a banquet after running away! You give me back the conscientious and responsible court lady! What a sense of responsibility you have!! Old Ke’er!!!” The woman in red showed a state of frenzy, wanting to It wasn't because of the white hair behind it, it was estimated that it was going to charge up and kill people.

Tang Yuke... smiled the whole time.

The woman in red finally exploded, broke free from her master, and wiped Tang Yuke's nose with the kitchen knife, thrusting it down into the mahogany table, so deep that only the handle of the knife was exposed.

A drop of cold sweat slipped from Tang Yuke's head: "Yue Niang..."

Yue Niang chuckled and pointed to the kitchen.

"Now, get the hell out of the kitchen! Cook! Meal!!"

"Otherwise, don't even think about stealing the 15-year-old peach blossom drunk from my wine cellar tonight! Also! This month's salary will be cut in half!!!!"

"Wait, wait, have something to say, Yue Niang let go of that salary!!!"

Dai Mubai just felt unable to look directly.

You tell me this is really the titled Douluo that the big brother said?

Is the title Douluo equal to the number one chef in the mainland or a wage earner who is dying for his salary? !Titled Douluo wearing a vulgar down-to-earth cook outfit? !What about enshrining royal titles everywhere? !What about the aloof and indifferent personality that was promised? !Have you been eaten by a dog?sorry!I don't believe it!

"Otherwise? Do you think it's not the titled Douluo who dares to confront the aristocratic royal family?" The white hair walked up to the third prince.

Okay, what you said makes a lot of sense.

Dai Mubai felt that he would no longer be able to trust Title Douluo's strength of character and force.

"Child! What are you standing there for? Come and help me!" Tang Yuke, who rushed to the kitchen in a hurry, did not forget to pull Dai Mubai.

... I think it's quite normal for the title Douluo to be the cook, and the third prince of the Xingluo Empire to be a waiter in a restaurant... maybe... quite normal? (Poker face)

... no. (a hearty smile)

The author has something to say:

Hahaha!I think I'm so bad!

The old Ke’er and Tang San were five years apart in the previous life, and the old Ke’er and Tang San in this life are more than one generation away~

That is to say, in fact, the age of the soul is many, many times different.

...Old Ke'er almost forgot about Tang San.

Reincarnation is a very mysterious thing, but Meng Po does not accept her. In every life, she is actually her. She does not drink Meng Po's soup and does not forget past events.

Tang San traveled through time and space, and came to Douluo in the second life, but she kept reincarnating in the first life, crossing the years.

Douluo is probably the 590th [-]th II with her memories of reincarnation.

how sad.

In fact, it was originally just a story of an ordinary modern girl getting married after time travel.

That's why old Ke'er was born precocious.

But after she died, she actually stepped into reincarnation again... She still can't forget her previous life.

Every past life.

With the reincarnation of memories, wander the world of mortals.

That memory is too huge, so huge that even the initial starting point has been wiped away, leaving only vague impressions.

In fact, she has already gone crazy several times.

This is where her strength is revealed.

There is no major change in temperament, no self-pity and self-pity, she is just a human being, and she tries her best to live every life.

But with so many wonderful years as a human being, she almost forgot what the person she loved was like.

She just remembers deeply.

She once loved someone.

I also hate him to the bone.

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This probably isn't any book on Routine Douluo.

Old Ke'er is destined to wander outside the plot.

But her every move affects the main line.

For example, she is the master chef of the inn outside the Star Dou Great Forest that was smashed by the Seven Monsters and Cang Hui, and a judge for the Star Luo Selection Competition of the Soul Master Competition. With a backpack, he robbed three fairy grasses from Poison Douluo.

She also once ate watermelon with Xiao Wu's mother in the forest center, blackmailed the lord of Hanhai City with her little purple pearl, wrapped it into a ball and gave it to the ice scorpion (the 40-year-old soul in the second part) Beast) Stir fried kidneys, and took Bibi Dong who had just lost love back then to the biggest restaurant in Xingluo to play the autumn breeze.

I don't want to write another story that follows Shrek on his way to being a winner in life.

But I wanted to write a moving story of love and eternity.

I want to write a world.

In my writing, Old Ke'er will not follow the protagonist.

I want to take her to see this huge Douluo Continent.

Plain, the years are good.

...as well as arrogantly and happily contracting girls and pretending to be aggressive. (Smile)

I know that there are probably many people who will not like this way, but I want to keep writing.

If you like such a lively and lively story, time is indifferent.

Let's go on together, and I will not disappoint your expectations.

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In fact, what I want to say is not this.

... The author Jun Shuangkai, plus he is busy with his studies... so... this... will be updated irregularly seven days a week.

(′▽`) But there is a guarantee that there will be more than two updates a week!I will ask for leave if I have something to do, and I will definitely make up for it later!There are three drops this week!Make up for what was missing last week~

So why do I have to write for the exam tomorrow... Anyway, the basics of traditional Chinese medicine have been hanged up so I can write articles... _(:з」∠)_(Good boy, don’t learn →_→)

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Note: The action of the eldest prince breaking the spear is the action we used when we were young to break the crushed ice and put the crushed ice on the thigh with both hands downward.

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