[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

What should you do if you meet two pieces of brown sugar?

This is probably a serious question.

"So I'm still a child." Tang Yuke poked her head out of the kitchen above the sky and yelled at the two brats chasing and fighting below: "Bibi Dong! Sybil! You two run away again and be careful that the proprietress deducts wages!"

The woman in red sat on the counter and knocked on her pipe, propped her chin and looked at the two little girls: "Come on, am I such a picky person? In your mind, I, Yue Niang, is such an image? Well done, Zhao Don't look at me, Jue, you stupid, beat you up!"

The young master wearing a golden hair crown silently took away the ledger in his hand, facing his wife who would be unexpectedly naive at times, Zhao Jue had no choice but to protect all valuables from accidental destruction: "Ah Yue... I don't believe you won't deduct my salary... Think about it, you even deducted all my salary with a smile..."

Yue Niang rolled her eyes: "Who the hell told you that I won't deduct wages? Money, money, money! The vase that Bibi Dong broke yesterday, and the mop that Sybil broke the day before yesterday! It's all money! But he's so cute I'm not willing to pick a child..."

"So you're going to deduct my salary to offset the bill, right?" Tang Yuke was shocked when she realized what the stingy rooster was going to do, and flew out of a frying pan from the kitchen on the second floor, "Duang, Duang "Two birds with one stone killed Bibi Dong and Sybil together.

Yue Niang stepped forward to have a look at the pan, smiled and raised it up to wave to Tang Yuke, then held up the pan like Liberty leading the people—this allowed Tang Yuke to clearly see the two sides on the pan. A big hole—the proprietress yelled menacingly: "Salary! Deduct a gold soul coin~"

At this moment, Tang Yuke seemed to see a devil-like professor who swayed a black robe and spoke to her when she was studying in a magic school with a wrong style a long time ago.

"Wow!!!" Along with the screams from the second floor, another frying pan flew out and hit the hard-headed, overly stupid duo... Yue Niang smiled: "Deduct another one~"

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Probably because she was worried that the two naturally stayed out and would be sold and would help count the money, Tang Yuke sighed and returned to the Star Dou Imperial City with two oil bottles.

Don't ask her how she brought them in, do you know how embarrassing it is for a dignified Titled Douluo to climb over the city wall and be caught?

Then Xianyu, who was already close to a well-off life, quickly sold herself to the profiteer Yueniang, the proprietress of Tianxialou, because she had two delicious and lazy big cats.

Yue Niang squinted her eyes and counted the money, saying that five gold soul coins a month would hire a Titled Douluo, a 10-year-old soul beast, and a Holy Maiden of the Wuhun Temple. Where can I find such a good deal!

But despite saying this, she was still very worried about Tang Yuke.

That is a guy who is too gentle.

Waving her hands and watching the carriage go further and further away, she was inexplicably uneasy.

"What's wrong?" Zhao Jue asked her.

"I'm scared..." Yue Niang sighed, "People change..."

"But now, they are all good children." Zhao Jue smiled, "Even if the last one of the relatives betrayed and became the king, and the other mourner was betrayed tragically, now, they are all good children."

"It's your eyes that have been sublimated into treasures again? I'm even more worried when you talk like this!" Yue Niang kicked this stupid calf fiercely, "Now he's a good boy, after that! It will definitely make that idiot sad!"

Zhao Jue hugged his leg and gasped in a low voice: "Hiss—Ayue, you know, after you tell her that they will hurt you, will she stay away from them?" The man lowered his head and looked at The eyes of a woman, "...No. She has always been accurate in seeing people, so she knows that they are all good children now, very good children. You tell her, but she will say, you can't go to the hospital because of future mistakes. Deny it now?"

"...I..." Yes, there is no way to refute it.

"Also, after being together for several months, if you say you want to stay away from these two idiots now, would you agree? Human beings are so contradictory."

Yue Niang looked at the black shadow that was getting further and further away, and finally just raised her hand and waved again, as if she had used all her strength.

Yes, although they are all clumsy and startled, there is no doubt that they are good children.

Zhao Jue didn't speak any more.

Yes, they are all good boys.

It has been the same from beginning to end.

It's a pity that good fortune tricks people.

...that is the saddest thing.

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White, white, endless white.

The north wind roared and roared, and the blizzard raged on the ground.

Bibi Dong pulled Sybil and Tang Yuke to run.

Clusters of ice crystals grow on the ground, intending to connect with the sky and the earth. The sun reflects the bright light and shines—just like this, it shatters into flowers and disintegrates into stardust, just like the most beautiful diamond—— But they can just take their lives like this!

... This is called the Ice Explosion Technique, a peerless murderous technique unique to this snow field!

As the saintess of the Spirit Hall, Bibi Dong certainly understood what kind of opponent they had encountered!

Should I be lucky?The emperor of the extreme north just regarded them as insignificant little bugs—otherwise, they would have died the moment they encountered these 30-year-old soul beasts...

But when you meet it, you are not qualified to say you are lucky... This is an existence that even her teachers can't fight against...

One of the Three Emperors of the Extreme North, the Ice Jade Emperor Scorpion!

The girl's heart was full of despair.

But... I can't give up... really... the idiot Sibyl, who is obviously very strong in combat but too timid, Tang Yuke, who is just a weak cook but still supports them like an elder...

Even if it is a little more, a little longer... at least you can't give up!

Tang Yuke broke free from her hand.

The girl opened her eyes wide and wanted to grab her friend again, and tried her best to reach it. In this overwhelming snowstorm, this little distance is like a world away!

The wind and snow suddenly became smaller.

singing……

she saw...

In the wind and snow, the man hummed an unknown song, and the palace lantern in his hand was shining, like the light that guides wanderers in the dark night, weak but firm.

One, two, three... nine!

The huge red soul ring began to flicker.

Nine soul rings fused into one in an instant!

The butterfly that had been resting on Tang Yuke's head flew up.

Red, overwhelming, red butterflies.

That palace lantern was broken.

The author has something to say:

I stopped here because the next chapter is going on a rampage towards [-] words...

What makes you think I'm not updating!Wang!It was agreed that it will be updated the next day, knock on the blackboard and draw the key points!

This chapter is locked because it used to be a leave note ah wow!

besides!What if I'm fat...I can't lose weight anyway QAQ You all discovered this...

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