[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

"You just left?" Scorpion thought for a while, and decided not to care about Tang Yuke's abominable act of murdering relatives and friends before. She climbed onto Tang Yuke's shoulder, put away the pliers, and made a miraculous movement of a farmer with the body of a scorpion , staring at Tang Yuke's face with two small eyes, asked her.

"Otherwise?" Tang Yuke hugged her candied haws stick, and said softly. The ice-like scorpion was very cold, and the large ice cube, far exceeding the normal weight that a small scorpion should have, fell on her shoulders, making her physique even worse. Not as good as the other titled Douluo, she is a bit uncomfortable... But maybe it's just an illusion caused by the more uncomfortable feeling in her heart, "Should I go over and say hello to Bibidong and say hello, long time no see hahahahahaha... ..."

Listening to her dry laughter, Xie Zi flicked her tail. She didn't know what to say... According to her understanding of Tang Yuke, it was almost impossible for her to be like this... Although this bastard who can't laugh at all has always There was a habitual smirk on the hippie smiling face, but he was still smiling like this, and there was not even a little light in his eyes... This guy must be really uncomfortable.

In her impression, Tang Yuke once confronted her 30-year-old soul beast head-on in order to protect that woman... What happened, and now their relationship makes Tang Yuke, a heartless bastard, even bitter when meeting her like this?

Stretching out her hand to touch the back of the scorpion, which feels as good as a diamond, Tang Yuke finally gave up her usual smile, found a random step and sat down decadently. She put the candied haws stick across her knees, raised her head in a daze looking at the sky.

"Twenty years have passed." He sighed meaninglessly.

Twenty years have passed, and the sky in Tiandou City remains the same as before. In this scorching July, it is too blue, but everything seems to have changed. The boy who was leaning on the street corner and crying now occupies a seat in the imperial court. The girl who played around with her is now sitting alone in the temple with a tall crown, but now, she is the only one left here, a new girl appears on the corner of the street, and there are more adventurous newcomers on the mainland, and she is still here. Bring your own candied haws and walk in this place unchanged.

When did it start?

They have drifted away, and there is no turning back.

The girl in the memory is still smiling, the boy in the memory is holding his forehead and sighing, the couple in the memory is still showing their affection as if no one else is there, in the memory that day under the gray sky and the heavy rain, the one who knocked on her door , the drenched girl, crying... so sad, and desperate.

However, all memories are actually lies of time.They whisper inside your head, telling you what those people are still like, girls are innocent, boys are ignorant... and in fact?Memories deceive you, everything is different, only you are still in place relying on that little bit of poor charity trying to get back the past, put the past in the present, write the time to the years, trying to get back those people who were tortured and killed by time , trying to pick up those ashes that have been carved and obliterated by fleeting years.

It's ridiculous, it's sad...and it's so brilliantly innocent.

This is Tang Yuke's powerless fantasy.

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"Knock knock knock! Knock knock knock!"

"Is there anyone! Is there anyone! Is there—someone—!!!"

"Here we come!" Which brat screamed outside early in the morning!Tang Yuke, who had been busy all night last night, got up angrily and opened the door, staring directly at the two brats outside the door with a blank expression.

The two girls looked at each other in embarrassment... um... Although I know it's really not good to have such a disturbing dream early in the morning... But I've been lost in the Star Dou Forest for three days... The two of them are tired and exhausted now. Hungry... Now I saw a small wooden house... Although it is very suspicious, but now I have to bite the bullet and go on it!

Then a girl (?) about their age came out of the door...with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes, and looked rather irritable.

"Damn, don't let people sleep!!!" The girl with a red butterfly on her eyes has thick dark circles, and she is holding a frying pan in her hand, gnashing her teeth as if to bite someone—then she flattened the pan The pot came down.

"I'm sorry to bother you, although you may be a ghost, but we have been lost in the forest for a long time, we have neither eaten nor slept, we are almost dying, please help us, Lord Ghost, enjoy the food and eat later There must be a repayment, we swear, please, even if it is a promise with your body, it is okay. It is okay to give you your life to eat or kill. In short, please make sure we are full before we die, Mr. Ghost!!!" Then these two guys He knelt down and hugged Tang Yuke's thigh and howled.

"Huh?" When will I be assumed to be a ghost by default?Is it really too old...

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"So...you," Tang Yuke was cooking porridge on the stove, and the fruit stored in the basket was swept away by the two girls. She silently put the porridge on the table and looked at it blankly. The two guys gobbled it up, "Just at level [-], I ran to the Star Dou Forest with all my recklessness, intending to level A to pass the hell-level dungeon, but in the end I was not shot to death by the soul beast, but because I lost the map, I was completely exposed. Out of the road idiot attribute...haven't eaten for three days?"

The golden hair on the girl's head flickered, she nodded frantically for a while, and then devoted herself to eating again.

"And you..." Tang Yuke looked at Hei Mao, whose eyes shone with gleams, and put his chopsticks down on the carrot fried meat on the table and had already filled the fifth bowl of rice. Many people even have the consciousness of dangerous soul beasts in the water. If you find a lake, you will take off your clothes and roll up your sleeves... catch fish?! The point is that even if you catch fish, you will still howl if you are hit by this golden retriever ?! Didn’t she take a shower and lose her virginity? She’s still a woman, what’s the matter! What’s the matter!”

"Oh! I'm sorry! Another bowl, please!" Hei Mao howled directly.

"Hey hey hey! Then I'll have another bowl too! Thank you, Mr. Ghost!" Jin Mao also raised his hand high.

"...What expression should I use at this time..." Tang Yuke silently put her hands on her face, sighed deeply, and then filled another bowl of rice for this idiot-like guy.

"So in the end you lost your way together without any surprise and lost your way from the Heaven Dou Empire to the Star Dou Empire." It's just...

"Wait! So this is the Star Dou Empire!" Golden Retriever looked terrified, "What should I do! I didn't bring the Star Dou Empire customs clearance disk! Will I be stopped!"

The ball in Heimao's mouth fell directly: "Don't scare me! My customs clearance certificate was eaten by the dog along with my package!"

... Tang Yuke was lost in thought.

It turns out that I not only picked up two foodies, but these two foodies are still funny?

The author has something to say:

Well, I have figured out the definition of laughter again. The inability to smile here refers to the kind of smile that you naturally show when you read novels and see very happy things or when you have very happy things, not the smiles in daily life— —Actually, most of the cases also belong to the scope of smirking, because it is an etiquette behavior that you pretend.

Old Ke’er can’t smile means that she has been miserable for too long and serious for too long. The environment decided that she can’t laugh but has to carry a heavy burden (Little Sanzi has a lot of sins). As a result, she even forgot how to smile to people, let alone the kind A smile from the bottom of my heart—in short, she even became a three-nothing for a while.

Later, it was overcorrection and fake smiles became a habit for people, so she always smiled at people and even got out of line habitually—laughing for too long, but no one made her really laugh from the bottom of her heart, and she became paralyzed with a smile.

In fact, her nature is quite bold and unrestrained, but she is gentle and serious, and she likes children. It seems to be true →_→

...Do you know how difficult it is for me to control my unicorn arm and write something like "she smiled faintly" and "smiled unconsciously" in order not to collapse QAQ

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The last is the brain hole of Onmyoji’s essay writing. One is Lalang of aunt and Xiaolu. There is a legend about the ghost car that refers to the prototype of aunt. It is probably the story of aunt picking up Xiaolu and Xiaolu saving aunt. The other is the expansion of the biography of Vampire Princess, because It is NetEase's original shikigami, so it will be more divorced from the original work. There is no cp, and there is a reference to the background of the times. It is probably the first meeting and relationship between Hime Sama and Onmyouji Abe Seimei. The above two may be extended to Edo or even modern times. Which do you want to see?You can only vote for one, because only one can enter the competition...

Going out to play today made it too late to write [-] words, shall we just use [-] words? ! ! ! !

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