[Douluo] Tang Yuke can't laugh

"Bang bang bang!"

"Bang bang bang bang!!!!"

"Open the door! Open the door! Old Ke'er!!! I know you're inside!!! Open the door! How can you do this to me! The promised childhood sweetheart Qingmei Qingmei! Did you just abandon your Qingmei? You made How heartbroken are you, Ome, who was locked out of the door! Tell me! Tell me! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

"..." Qi Ke opened the door and stared blankly at the girl who was still crying with her hands up. The girl with half-long pear hair looked at her silently and swallowed quietly. It hangs down secretly as if alive.

"Ahem... I didn't bother you..."

"So you still have the self-consciousness of knocking on the door as if you were dying, Ning Qiu." While her hair was dripping wet, Qi Ke was only wrapped in a bath towel, complaining indifferently.

"QAQ, please forgive me~" Ning Qiu hugged Qi Ke's arm without any morals, thought for a while, stretched out his head in a dignified manner, puffed up his cheeks, his hair twitched like a bird Hamster, "Most! I'll pinch the most face for you!"

A hand directly stretched out, pinching Ning Qiu's face lightly, and then the confused girl suddenly opened her eyes wide, my own green plum!Whoa!Old Keer!

The hand was pulled, and Ning Qiu, who couldn't stand still, lost his position with Qi Ke and leaned directly against the door panel. Qi Ke, who was half a head taller than Ning Qiu, bent down and put one hand on her ear. The mouth is smiling and close to the other ear, the sensitive ear can feel the hot air coming, the girl's exhalation sound is clearly transmitted into the brain, the voice with a smile is very soft, but after deliberately lowering it, Su can feel it. Overhead, with a tantalizing magnetism, "Hey... it's not as easy to pinch as usual, it doesn't look like jelly at all... Could it be that it's freezing too hard outside... it's my fault ...so obsessed with my own affairs that I completely forgot to open the door for Her Royal Highness~"

Boo!Like a frightened rabbit, Ning Qiu shrank down and escaped from the claws of the big devil, sat on the ground with his hands in front of his chest, looked up at Qi Ke who was wearing a bath towel, croaking strangely, but his face was unnaturally Feeling hot, he sneaked a glance at his own green plum again: "Qi, Qi Ke! What are you doing!" QAQ seems... my own green plum's flirting skill has risen again... Wow!Just that!Difficult to say!

It is the legendary Bidong! ! ! !

"...Old Ke'er...you won't be able to get married if you continue like this!" Ning Qiu, who was as red as a boiled crab, also stood up like a crab, "You can't be addicted to beauty anymore! Sister or something! Hurry up and use it on the right way! Hurry up and tease a boyfriend back!"

"Honey, I'm going." Qi Ke, who changed her clothes silently, brushed her hair, the blue and silver bluegrass pendants shining on her ears shook gently, and the corners of her mouth added a touch of tenderness.

"Just going... Speaking of which, I have never seen the pendant above your ear... Could it be that it was given by your new boyfriend!!! I have been with you since I was a child, and even recently we have not been separated. Why don’t you know! Where did you hand it in! Don’t just agree to a date when you just met you! You and I know it! Don’t be obsessed with beauty! QAQ What should you do if you are cheated! I’m very worried You! You must investigate for three to five months before agreeing to date! Although you are vicious, you are my childhood sweetheart! I, I... don't want you to get hurt..."

"Good boy." Qi Ke patted her on the head as she put on a corset, "It's not as serious as you think, in fact...that idiot and I should be considered a long-distance love race. Character and perseverance pass the test , Appearance passed the test... Moreover, the relationship between the two of us has also been tested-it's just that I don't want that guy to get away easily now, so I still hang him."

"...I know every time you speak with the tone of someone who has come here..." Ning Qiu said pitifully, "After all, to me you are Qi Ke in this life, but to others you are Gongsun Ke , it’s Yu Ke, it’s Youzhi Qianxia...Although I know that you are serious about living your life and being friends with me—but you always don’t know about your friends. Everyone knows and only I don't know for myself—it's not a good feeling anyway..."

"Yeah." Qi Ke put on his coat and sighed, "Actually, I was quite surprised when he came here! I thought there would be no chance to see you again! That guy actually did it— —I didn't even have time to tell you."

"...so... just... when he came over?!"

"Hmmmm~"

"...I feel a little sympathetic to him..." Ning Qiu's stupid hair was throbbing in the wind again, "Think about it, my lover actually flirts with girls outside every day... and looks ruthless - Tsk tsk tsk -"

"Hello!" Qi Ke didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"However... being able to cross the boundaries of time and space and come here to find you...he must love you very much, right?" Ning Qiu said, "You must cherish him."

"Love...?" Qi Ke's knuckles turned white while holding the door.

"If you can! You must tie him up with marriage! Don't let that guy run away!" Ning Qiu said viciously, "I, the guy who ran for 12 years and got dumped on the eve of getting married is a lesson from the past! Your suggestion! Ah! So I have been a person who has come here for a while!" This guy's stupid hair is going to the sky.

"...Okay." Qi Ke slowly rolled his eyes.

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"Have you been waiting for a long time?" Qi Ke pushed open the door of the box, and Bai Suzhen, who was behind her, signaled to her so hard that her eyes almost fell out. After being kicked viciously by her, she went to the store owner Xu Xian with tears in her eyes. Crying and complaining, Qi Ke guessed that such a moth would bring her son to smash the scene some other day, but thinking about Wenqu Xingjun's liking for that silly girl Ning Qiu, he might be shunned... shunned her scales, so she resolutely gave up controlling her , just looked at the person inside and fell silent.

"Soon," the young man with dark blue long hair smiled, the corners of his mouth were full of tenderness, as if it was a long time ago, the appearance of Qin Se and Ming, and even the clothes he wore were the same as those of Tangmen disciples back then Wu Er, "It's just... I just heard Mrs. Bai say... that... You just..." That's why you're late!

"...It's not important." This guy really cared!I'm jealous!Definitely jealous! ! !Qi Ke cast a sharp glance at Bai Suzhen who was giggling.

"...Long time no see." The two seemed to have nothing to say, and endless embarrassment spread.

What do you say?It seems that there is nothing to say.

When we first met, Qi Ke was frightened, but when he calmed down, he found that there was nothing to say after a thousand words.

At that time... what was she talking about?

... I don't remember.

How much time has passed since then?She almost forgot too.

It's just that this time, it's really lucky to remember Tang San firmly.

By the way, that time it was said...

Can you promise me an eternity?

She is Tang Yuke, she is human, she is...human.

If you can't stand at her level, forcing them together will only add to your sorrow.

Her time is not recorded in one year, not in ten thousand years, but in eternity.

Far, far away, there is a tower.

Time dropped a diamond on the top of the tower, a diamond as big as a mountain.

Space opened his cage and released a blue bird, a small blue bird, flapping its wings.

The blue bird spent 1000 years flying through every world, every universe, every dimension, and finally returned to the original place, gently pecking at the diamond.

When the diamond is finished, an eternity passes.

If there is even an eternity, she cannot be allowed.

Then, in just ten thousand years, even in just a few hundred million years, even if it is carefully stored, the memory will be wiped out.

But... you caught me.

So many worlds, so many universes, so many dimensions.

After so many years and spaces, you caught me.

How long have you been looking for it?

Probably longer than an eternity.

You really promised me...an eternity.

Wuchang and Si Ming, since they dared to let you come to see me, and Mr.... agreed, then, you... have found that place.

For me...you...have done so much.

The silent air was pierced by the clashing sound of bowls and chopsticks, Tang San raised his head and looked at Qi Ke who suddenly stood up, dazed.

Then, he was caught by Qi Ke who suddenly bent down.

He held his face and kissed him.

Kissed.

The long eyelashes like a butterfly trembled in front of his eyes, Tang San held his breath, not daring to move, for fear of disturbing this rare and beautiful butterfly.

Finally, when Qi Ke separated from him, she panted violently, took out a box directly from the inside of the overcoat, knelt down on one knee, opened it, and said to Tang San sincerely: "The kindness of the king, A concubine has nothing to repay her, only a promise with her body, then Mr. Tang San, are you willing to marry me?"

Comes with a pulin pulin look.

Tang San silently touched the box in his pocket.

...as if nothing is wrong.

I'd love to say not but...

...so sincere and sincere...

...if you refuse...

...Forget it, anyway, there is nothing wrong with promising something at this time...

"...Okay, I do."

Bai Suzhen outside the door: Oh, it's reversed, it's reversed, old Ke'er, you are so stupid! ! ! !

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Ning Qiu, who was alone in the dormitory with a single dog at Christmas, suddenly felt chilly.

She opened the door of the dormitory and looked around, but found nothing.

"here."

Bow down.

"...How long have you been playing with your mobile phone here."

"Soon, two hours."

"Come in soon! You're not afraid of catching a cold!"

"...By the way, I proposed to the male ticket based on your suggestion."

"Congratulations... wait until you propose to him! How did you do it!"

"Kneel on one knee to give a ring with sincerity and roses."

"...Eldest sister, you are a woman."

"It worked anyway."

...Then that man really loves you... "No! You actually came back to spend the night under such circumstances!!!"

"Sex before marriage is forbidden...and ~ my dear ~ girls need more love~"

"... Strong. Invincible. Ba Diao is ruthless."

That man must really love you.True than diamonds.

Tang San on the other side.

Heart congestion.

Throw the ring on the ground cruelly.

With tears streaming down his face, he picked it up, wiped it and put it in his arms again.

He simply shrank under the quilt and secretly bit the corner of the quilt.

Boo!

The author has something to say:

Ning Qiu, a supernatural magnet, an ordinary and normal cowardly girl, with the attributes of lucky ex, a happy family in the first half of her life, an ordinary, stupid and doting brother, the first loyal dog since elementary school, she has never left her, she is already married The married bamboo horse also has an almost omnipotent green plum who is obsessed with beauty and flirtatious girls. However, it turns out that regardless of whether there is an x ​​lucky e in the back, it is lucky e. Going to save the world' reason breakup started off in the direction of the magic.

I was admitted to a university where the seven strange stories are real and everyday, and my roommates range from gods to monsters. Qingmei, who knows everything, turned out to be an old monster. The teaching building was torn apart by the architecture department every day and caused explosions. Watching the librarian walk the cat every day Walking cabbages, walking unicorns, walking Transformers, but not walking dogs, and finally went home for a summer vacation and found that the bamboo horse has really become a superhero. The ancestors were tomb robbers!

Today, Ning Qiu, who is a normal person in every sense, is still in this abnormal world crying and mourning the daily life of single dogs, holding up the sacred torch of the fff group! (emphasis wrong)

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Come come come!After the fancy tricks you ordered to tease the mistress and the girl, the mistress secretly bit the corner of the quilt!

This wave of sugar is sweet enough!

The lonely Tang San: ... Oh.

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