[Comprehensive] Save the male god

"Hey……"

A faint sigh echoed in the small room, and someone's resentment was almost turned into substance.

Genos, who was reading news on the computer, had asked again and again, his amber electronic eyes were full of helplessness and worry, and asked again with a slumped face, "Teacher, what's wrong with you? You have already sighed 510 nine times today. .”

Saitama stared at the "gameover" on TV for a long time in a daze for a long time, and slowly turned his head, without saying a word, just looked at him with a shadowy face, hesitant to speak.

Genos, who likes to be straightforward, was almost driven crazy by his melancholy appearance. If it was someone else, he could punch him and let the other party tell the truth, but the opposite is his respected teacher, so he can't help it!Just when he was about to ask again, Saitama suddenly said in a blank tone, "Aoi's company gave her a one-week vacation, and there is nothing wrong with the supermarket, so she asked me to go on a trip to the beach tomorrow for three days and two nights." ..."

Genos said aggrievedly that he didn't want to take this bowl of dog food!He just wants to be a lonely single golden retriever quietly? !

He is very happy to see that master and wife are in a good relationship, but he doesn't know when it started. When he noticed, these two people have already started to show their affection all the time!

Genos really admires Saitama, not to mention his strength, but also such a beautiful, gentle and virtuous lover. However, since being abused by the two, he occasionally thinks about what kind of girl he will meet in the future , but soon buried these fantasies in his heart. Before his wish was fulfilled, he didn't have time to think about these things.

Seeing Genos in a daze, Saitama began to organize his words again.Ever since Aoi invited him, he has been thinking about Aoi's meaning. The two of them traveled alone for three days and two nights. He is a very normal adult except for his bald head. It would be strange if he didn't think about it at all. !

That day in J City, Aoi embraced him regardless of other people's strange eyes, and held his hand until he returned home. He was sure that he, who hadn't been sick for three years, was sick. The name of the disease was probably called Aoi sauce (love) syndrome.

When I see her, my heart beats faster. I look forward to her coming to him every day, and I even wish I could be with her every day. At night, I dream of some shameful things from time to time, and the heroine in the dream is her, and my eyes can't help Just sticking to her, no matter what she said, he agreed unconditionally... He didn't hear what Aoi said clearly this morning, so he agreed with a "hmmm", and he didn't realize it until Aoi smiled. Aoi said something.

He agreed to all the answers, and he will definitely go tomorrow, but he has been pure for 25 years, and he doesn't know what to do when he goes out with girls alone. Come to a conclusion, so I can only sigh.

The only person he was acquainted with was Genos, so he could only ask him for some advice, but he always felt a little embarrassed when it came to his mouth, but the only person he could discuss with was the one in front of him, and he was also very desperate...

Dead fish eyes held back for a long time, and finally asked, "Hey, Genos, what do you think I should do?"

Genos thought for a while, and tried his best to give him an idea, "Teacher, since my wife invited you, go play with her!" After a pause, Genos' tone became warmer, "Since you defeated Queen of the Deep Sea, the weird people nearby have been calmed down a lot recently, and even if they appear, someone will deal with them in time, the teacher must not have gone out to play for a long time, right? The opportunity is rare, don't disappoint the kindness of the teacher!"

Saitama blinked, "I didn't say no, I never went out with girls alone, is there any precautions?"

Genos stared at him blankly.

Qiyu waited for a long time but did not get his response, suddenly realized, and then fell to the ground holding the egg head, "So you don't know? Then I must be finished this time!"

Why is the phrase "you don't know" so harsh?Genos expressionlessly dumped his admiration for his teacher just now to Java, thinking a little bit unhappily that he went to the all-boys school, including kindergarten, before the age of 17. Become stronger and live by finding out the culprit who destroyed his hometown, dating girls and so on, it's strange if he has experience!

"Teacher, I suggest that you can look up information about this on the Internet."

"Eh?!" Saitama, who was still looking like a dead fish just now, stood up immediately. The computer at home is purely used to watch cartoons and has no other purpose, and its owner is really... a computer waste who has derailed from the world and asked curiously. , "Computers are so smart now that they can even solve this kind of privacy issue?!!!"

"No!" Genos replied decisively, entered "dos and don'ts when going to the beach with a girl for the first time" into the search engine, and as soon as he pressed the enter key, many answers appeared, "It's just that there should be many girls in this world Saitama-sensei just has this troublesome man!"

"Hey~" Saitama looked at him with admiration, "Janos, you know a lot!" Then he carefully looked at the answer on the screen.

[You must pay attention to your image when you go out with girls. No matter how sloppy you are, you must dress yourself well when you date, so that girls can feel that you value her. 】

Qiyu rubbed his chin, thinking it made sense.Looking at my crumpled T-shirt and shorts, I thought I would go to the supermarket to buy two new T-shirts soon...

[Don't be cold, pay attention to creating topics. Of course, the topics should also be in line with the character of the girl you like. It's better to be humorous. Don't come or not, just make nasty jokes and life philosophies. 】

"Hmm... pay attention to the language?" Saitama thought carefully about the usual conversation with Aoi, as if... it's okay!

[If the girl already has a good impression of you, you can deepen the contact a little bit, hold hands or something, and when the atmosphere is good, you can go from A to B. 】

"Hey, Genos, what do A and B mean here?" Saitama asked Genos in confusion, Genos also shook his head, reopened the window to search, and then the answer popped up.

Then Genos read, "The three levels of physical contact between men and women A holding hands, hugging?!! B kissing and touching C... cough cough!"

Genos shook his hand, closed the window, and went to see Saitama. Seeing Saitama's calm face, his admiration for Saitama rose again.

Well, it really is the teacher, even if the Fuji mountain collapses in front of him, he will not change his face.As everyone knows, Mr. Saitama, the dead fish eye, has already been in a state of confusion, and ABC has been swiping the screen in his mind.

Genos was still reading the rest of the content, and nodded in agreement from time to time, until the end, he asked Saitama purely, "Teacher, remember to wear a condom after everything is done... What kind of condom are you wearing?"

Qiyu's head has been twisted into a paste, and just about to say that he doesn't know, he suddenly realized it in a flash, with a "pop", a fist mark appeared on the main body of the laptop, and black smoke sounded "ZiZi" The sound of electricity, the sacrifice of success.

Genos was stunned on the spot, Saitama put his hands in his trouser pockets, turned around and walked out, "I'm going to the supermarket to buy vegetables."

"Oh..." Waiting for Saitama's back to disappear outside the door, Genos turned his gaze to the platform connected to the kitchen by the door, and muttered stupidly, "Strange, didn't I just buy the vegetables? "

Not long after Saitama left, Aoi came back and saw that the door of Saitama's house was wide open, and Genos was coming out holding a broken notebook. Aoi looked at the notebook that had turned into a corpse in surprise, and asked Said, "What's wrong? How did the computer become like this?"

Genos ruthlessly reported, "The teacher broke it!"

"Saitama? Are you arguing? No way?" Aoi wondered. Saitama and Genos share food, exercise, and fight. She sometimes gets jealous when she is in a good relationship, and quarrels?She couldn't believe it.

Seeing the worry on Aoi's face, Genos thought it would be better not to sell the teacher, so he explained it well, "It was smashed by mistake."

Aoi suddenly realized, but began to worry again, has Saitama evolved from smashing alarm clocks to smashing computers?A computer costs more than an alarm clock, well, you can't get used to his bad habit!

Aoi took the notebook and looked at it carefully, "If you want to repair it, you have to replace the screen again, so it's better to just replace it with a new one!"

After thinking for a while, Aoi said to Genos, "You guys use my one first, I'll get it right away!"

After finishing speaking, Genos had no time to stop him, so Aoi went back to her room. Within 2 minutes, she took out a [-]% new notebook and handed it to him, "I bought this before, and the function is not bad. Multi-game software, and a new game I just finished, you and Saitama can play together! By the way, tell me what you think!"

Boys seem to have an instinctive interest in fighting games. Genos never played games before, but under the influence of Saitama and Aoi, he awakened the soul of the game, and he is a loyal fan of fighting games made by Aoi.

Hearing that there was a new game, Genos immediately became happy, hugged the computer and Aoi and thanked loudly, "Thank you, Mrs. Shi! I will write down my experience!"

There was a cute expression on his handsome face, like a cute golden retriever, Aoi really wanted to reach out and touch his golden hair, but she held back.

"By the way, are you free for the next three days?" Aoi asked.

Because Saitama is going to go out with Aoi tomorrow, Genos originally planned to go back to the doctor to "evolve" again. Hearing her question, he thought she had something to explain to himself, so he immediately said solemnly, "Miss, I'm free. Is there a problem?"

Seeing his serious look, Aoi couldn't help laughing, "Don't be so serious, I just want to say, if you are free, go to the beach with us to play, you were not here when I came here in the morning, so I told Saitama first, he I have already promised. The company gave us a voucher for the seaside hotel, I heard that there is a fireworks display every day there these days, let's go and have fun together!"

"..." Genos shifted his gaze slightly, met the gaze of Saitama who came back at some time, and his back was soaked in cold sweat.

"I, I won't go... let's go...!"

"Why? Are you busy?" Aoi asked puzzled, didn't she just say she was fine?

"Eh..." Genos started to sweat on his forehead, and looked at Saitama with electronic eyes, Aoi noticed his gaze, and turned around to see Saitama standing at the corner at some point, she didn't move at all It turned out that he was indeed the number one strongman in the universe.

Aoi smiled and waved to him, and Saitama slowly walked to Aoi's side.

"Are you going shopping?" Seeing that he was carrying something in his hand, Aoi smiled and said, "Saitama, please persuade Genos to let him play with us!"

Saitama said "oh", and hid the bag in his hand behind his back without a trace before looking up at Genos. Genos froze instantly, and saw Saitama stretched out his hand and slowly landed on Genos Genos's shoulder, Genos was terrified by the sharp eyes of his dead fish eyes, and managed to avoid his hand, and could only listen to him with a stiff body.

"Since Aoi invited you, go if you are free! Don't waste her kindness!"

This sentence is so familiar...

"Okay teacher, I know the teacher."

Hearing this, Qiyu nodded and looked at Xiangkui, "I'll cook, come and eat after you rest for a while!" After speaking, he went in without waiting for Aoi's answer.

Aoi tilted her head strangely, "What is he, is he making trouble?"

When Genos heard this, he didn't dare to go in and spend time alone with Saitama, and pulled Aoi outside the door to ask about going out to play tomorrow.

In the kitchen, Saitama put the bag on the ground, and Si Yuyan put the bag on the ground in annoyance. While listening to the sound of the two people talking outside, he opened the bag and put it under the two new T-shirts. The black and white box was quickly taken out and put in the bag.

Coming out of the kitchen, Saitama walked to the balcony as if nothing had happened, and took out the "Oka X" box from his bag.

When Aoi talked with Genos, the pleasant voice reached Saitama's ears, and Saitama pinched the box angrily and cursed inwardly.

What a date alone!What other meaning!Tell you to be passionate!Make your head full of messy things!

With a wave of his hand, the black and white box flew across the sky like a shooting star, and disappeared to nowhere.

The author has something to say: Baby Genos is so bitter... When he saw the teacher behind his wife, the robot broke into a cold sweat...

The author said that everything that has not been officially confessed is a hooligan!Hahahaha, the teacher bought it back to blow up balloons for Genos... Occasionally, a wretched minion pops up in the teacher's heart, but he is quickly shot to death by himself... Cough, Kui Jiang!

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