Sorry, I am still number one in the world [Comprehensive]

When it comes to the vicious people in Jianghu, apart from the two palace masters of Yihua Palace in Xiuyu Valley and the ten villains in the Valley of the Wicked, the twelve astrological signs should be the most famous.

The twelve zodiac signs, as the name suggests, are from rat to pig, and the most frightening among them is the number one rat sign, Wei Wuya.

Legend has it that Wei Wuya was born disabled, no matter where he went, he couldn't leave his wheelchair.

But even so, he still single-handedly created the Toothless Gate, which makes the world's bodyguards retreat when they hear the news.

"It is rumored that there are at least a hundred kinds of hidden weapons hidden in his seat, and he himself is also a master of hidden weapons. Few people in the world can match him."

After listening to Du Sha's description of this "rat face", Yan Liushuang probably understood who he was.

But she didn't understand why such a person would come to the Valley of the Wicked to propose to her. It was even more inconceivable than the young master of the Hainan faction in the last world?

"I don't know him at all." Yan Liushuang said, "I can be sure that I have never seen him."

Du Sha frowned upon hearing this, and added as if recalling something from the past: "Five years ago, he seemed to have asked the Lord Yihua to marry him."

That incident caused a lot of trouble at the time, and naturally it spread to the Valley of the Evil.

Du Sha didn't care at all, but during that time, Tu Jiaojiao and Li Dazui talked about it all day long. They had never met the two masters of Yihua Palace, but they had met Wei Wuya before entering the Valley of the Evil. of.

Du Jiaojiao was very puzzled at the time: "Didn't that dead mouse eat the bear's heart and leopard's gall?"

Li Dazui said, what are you doing thinking about this all day long, do you want to be courted by that dead mouse?

At that time, Wei Wuya also took his disciples to Xiuyu Valley in a mighty way.

The whole world is curious about the attitude of the Palace Mistress Yihua, but Yihua Palace has a bad reputation, no one has the courage to go to see it, and no one knows exactly how the two Palace Mistresses sent Wei Wuya away.

And since the courtship in the Shanghua Palace, Wei Wuya's name has also been silent in the arena for five years. If the Twelve Astrology had not been too famous in the early years, the other robbers in the Twelve Astrology would still be active in the arena. Wei Wuya may have been almost forgotten.

Yan Liushuang was even more puzzled when she heard this past incident.

She didn't want to pay attention to this rat sign at first, but Wan Chunliu told her that Jiang Qin bribed the twelve astrological signs to kill Jiang Feng and his wife.

"In this way, this guy is also the enemy of my two apprentices?" She clicked her tongue, "Then I have to meet him."

"It's not necessary." Wan Chunliu pursed his lips and said, "If he really wants to marry Boss Yan, he will come in by himself before you can leave."

Facts proved that what Wan Chunliu said was right, as soon as Yan Liushuang was here asking him and Du Sha for a while, Wei Wuya couldn't wait, and directly led the disciples into the valley.

The villains in the Valley of the Wicked knew how powerful their boss was, so they didn't stop him at all, and even pointed out the way to the disciples of Wu Ya's sect.

They were all waiting to see this ferocious rat face deflated. The most exciting thing among them was Sima Yan, the intestine-piercing sword that accidentally bumped into Yan Liushuang when she entered the valley.

After Sima Yan led her to her residence, he found an excuse to hide and went to watch a play.

Yan Liushuang saw a person in a wheelchair approaching from a distance, and couldn't help raising her eyebrows.

To be honest, she is not a person who particularly values ​​appearance.

But the moment she saw Wei Wuya's face clearly, she was still taken aback for a moment, how should I put it, she really looks like a mouse...

Probably because the lower body was born disabled, and Wei Wuya's upper body was also exceptionally short, not to mention the face, the facial features are shrunk together, one smaller than the other, and it looks a little scary at first glance.

He was very excited when he saw Yan Liushuang. After stopping in front of her courtyard, he took a deep breath and said loudly, "Wei Wuya, the master of the Wuyamen, met Miss Yan!"

Before Yan Liushuang had time to say anything, he continued: "Miss Yan is really beautiful! She is more beautiful than the rumors!"

These words really made Yan Liushuang unable to answer.

Dare Wei Wuya really heard the rumors and went to Kunlun Mountain to propose marriage?

Is he out of his mind? !

Seeing that she didn't speak for a long time, Wei Wuya stared at her obscenely again and said, "Only a woman like Miss Yan is worthy to be my wife!"

Yan Liushuang: "..."

She wanted to ridicule, but just as the words came to her lips, Du Sha on the side helped her and said, "A mouse dares to dream?"

Wei Wuya has always known how people in Jianghu called him behind his back, but he has never seen a few people who dare to call him like that in front of him.

What's more, Du Sha's words were almost exactly the same as what the sisters, Yue Lianxing and Yue Lianxing, said to him when he went to Xiuyu Valley to seek marriage five years ago, so he almost immediately became angry.

"I'm talking to Miss Yan, is it your turn to speak?" He squinted at Du Sha, and paused when his eyes fell on the iron hook on his right arm, and then instantly understood Du Sha's identity, "I am Who is it, it turns out to be Boss Du."

When he said this, he specially accentuated the word "boss", intending to satirize Du Sha as Yan Liushuang's defeated general.

It's a pity that Du Sha was unmoved at all and just stared at him coldly.

After hearing his words, Yan Liushuang calmed down.

She found that while Wei Wuya thought highly of himself, he also seemed extremely inferior. Otherwise, if his martial arts had reached his level, it would be unreasonable for him to be irritated by Du Sha's frivolous words.

It seems that he must have been ridiculed since he was a child.

She was too lazy to argue with this person that the matter of courtship was real, so she directly changed the subject when she spoke: "Are you the head of the twelve signs?"

Seeing her responding to him, Wei Wuya was overjoyed and said, "Exactly."

Yan Liushuang groaned, and asked again: "I heard that seven years ago, a man named Jiang Qin bribed Twelve Astrology to kill his master, the most beautiful man in the world, Jiang Feng, and his wife."

"There is such a thing." Wei Wuya didn't know that she was the master of Jiang Feng's two sons, so he admitted generously, "But that little boy named Jiang has a good righteous brother, and in the end he broke both of us." brother."

He took the business of collecting money and killing people as a matter of course, and he was complacent about it, his small eyes were completely squinted because of this, making him look even more wretched.

This appearance made Yan Liushuang want to look away.

But what made her even more speechless was still to come. After saying these few words, Wei Wuya waved his hand again, ordering his disciples to put down the betrothal gift, and asked her, "Does Miss Yan want to get married directly in the Valley of the Evil or come back with me?" Yamen get married again?"

Yan Liushuang: "..."

Forgive her for not seeing enough of the world before, I really didn't expect there to be such a self-talking person in the world.

Wan Chunliu, who was on the side, laughed outright after a brief surprise.

He didn't even look at Wei Wuya, he just turned his head to Du Sha and said, "Listen, this mouse actually started daydreaming about marrying Boss Yan."

As soon as these words came out, the two Wu Yamen disciples standing directly behind Wei Wuya's wheelchair immediately stepped forward and said, "If you say one more word, I will make you speechless!"

Wei Wuya was calmer than before, and called the two disciples back: "They are under the sect master's wife, please don't be rude."

Yan Liushuang couldn't help but rolled her eyes again: "Go away, madam, you really think I don't know how to do it?! I'll count to three, if you don't get out of the Valley of the Wicked with your son and grandson, I'll make you eat and walk around!"

Hearing what she said, Wei Wuya's face changed a little, but then he said loudly: "I sincerely propose to marry me, and the whole Wuyamen is yours."

"Sorry, it's not rare." She said indifferently, "I'm going to start counting."

"you……!"

"one two Three--"

As soon as the last "three" was uttered, Wei Wuya's body moved.

He is short in stature, but it seems that he is much more flexible than ordinary people. Even sitting in a wheelchair, he can exert strength instantly. I saw him slapping the armrest with both hands, and the armrest instantly issued hundreds of vibrations. The silver needle swished towards her waist and abdomen.

And if you have better eyesight, you will find that there are several pure black needles mixed with these silver needles!

"Boss Yan, be careful, that needle is poisonous." Wan Chunliu, as a genius doctor who has tasted all kinds of herbs in Kunlun, could almost immediately recognize the smell from those needles.

"Don't worry." Yan Liushuang narrowed her eyes and pulled out the knife at her waist, swung the silver needles back with a wave, and said to Wei Wuya, "I gave you mice a chance."

Standing behind Wei Wuya, the disciples of the Wuya Sect didn't even see her movement of drawing the saber clearly, they only felt a gust of wind that made them unable to move.

When they saw the blade light hidden in the wind, they didn't even have the strength to scream out.

The only one who was slightly better was Wei Wuya. With his palm flying, he controlled the wheelchair under him to retreat rapidly, and at the same time shot more than a dozen poisonous seven-star darts from the bottom of the wheelchair!

Yan Liushuang was not afraid at all, she tapped her toes, and stepped on those seven-star darts and flew towards him in an instant like a gust of wind, the pitch-black blade directly bullying Wei Wuya's face.

Only then did Wei Wuya's ugly and wretched face look a little frightened.

Five years ago, he was injured by Yaoyue in Yihua Palace, so he could only return to his lair in despair.But in the past five years, he has practiced day and night, and his kung fu has become several times better than before!

He thought he had already surpassed the two proud and cold palace masters of Yihua Palace, but when he really went to Yihua Palace again, he found that the fairy in his mind had been abandoned now, no longer noble, even People also become a little crazy.

Later, after he figured out what happened, he couldn't help but inquire about who the person who made Yaoyue fall to this point was.

At that time, no one in Jianghu knew about it, but he was lucky, and found out from a person who was robbed by a tiger and sheep couple.

Afterwards, he sent his disciples to Kunlun Mountain to inquire first, and his disciples replied that she was a beauty more like Yaolin Yushu than Yihua Palace Master.

So Wei Wuya came.

He is self-confident that his martial arts are very advanced, even if he faces Yan Liushuang who has won Yaoyue, who would have thought that Yan Liushuang's only one drawing of the sword has already scared his disciples so much that they dare not move.

That frightening momentum is even far better than Yaoyue!

Wei Wuya was sitting in his wheelchair. He was short in stature and had to raise his head to meet Yan Liushuang's gaze.

But from this angle, she seemed to be more beautiful, even the bright sun in the sky became a foil.

"Ma'am..." He couldn't help expressing his sincerity again, "I really want to marry you..."

"..." Yan Liushuang couldn't take it anymore, and cut down his right shoulder with the blade.

Wei Wuya snorted, finally awakened by the pain from his shoulder.

When he raised his head again, there was a hint of sinisterness in his eyes, "Don't regret it!"

Yan Liushuang said indifferently, "Now I regret talking nonsense with you for so long."

Wei Wuya sneered twice, and suddenly made two strange noises through his nasal cavity, as if there were really mice screaming in his body.

And the moment his voice fell, those Wuyamen disciples who were stunned by Yan Liushuang also came back to their senses in an instant, and then they all took out a snakeskin bag from their arms and opened it.

Mice, big and small, crawled out of the bag cheerfully, the largest even being as big as a cat. The scene was chaotic for a while, which made both Du Sha and Wan Chunliu's expressions change.

Yan Liushuang was not afraid of mice, but it was the first time she had seen such a big mouse. Seeing them crawling into her yard one by one, she couldn't help frowning.

"I'm being more polite to you, you kicked your nose in the face, didn't you?" She slashed at the rats with her backhand, and at the same time used her finger as a blade to slap Wei Wuya's forehead lightly, "That's fine, since you don't want to get out , stay in the Valley of the Wicked."

Wei Wuya opened his mouth, but he only uttered half a syllable before collapsing on his wheelchair.

"You...you..." He was speechless intermittently.

But she didn't look at him again, and turned around in the wind.

Seeing this, all the disciples of the Toothless Sect were at a loss.

Even in Yihua Palace back then, Wei Wuya had never lost so quickly and so powerlessly.But now he couldn't even fire his hidden weapon, and he was leaning on his wheelchair, almost no different from a real mouse.

"If you don't want to stay in the Valley of the Wicked with him, you'd better take your mice and leave immediately." She said in a deep voice.

Hearing this, those people scattered immediately.

They are selfish and insidious people, and they have their own purposes in worshiping under Wu Ya's sect. They don't have much affection for Wei Wuya, the sect master, so they can't care about him now in order to survive.

Wei Wuya lay there paralyzed watching them run so fast one by one, he was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, but at this moment he had a fishy sweetness stuck in his throat, and he couldn't spit it out or swallow it, and at the same time he couldn't say a word. Come.

After the crowd dispersed, Yan Liushuang turned to him again.

She looked down at this crazy and whimsical madman, and after a little thought, she suddenly thought of an excellent solution.

Then she turned her head and smiled at Wan Chunliu: "Don't you need someone to test the medicine for you? That's him."

Wei Wuya: "!!!"

Wan Chunliu almost wanted to kneel down and yell Long live the boss three times.

The author has something to say: As for Shasha: She is really beautiful when she smiles.