[Zhongyingmei] The little angels of the big ones
Chapter 65 The Troubled Princess 2
3 hours ago, Earth.
"Rosa?!" The little girls sitting side by side suddenly closed their eyes and fell back. Iron Man, who was about to hold her up, stood up hastily, "Doctor!" The little girl in the bend.
No trauma.
"Mr. Stark, let me do it!" The doctor who had just left was called back by Iron Man.Seeing the person who was diagnosed as normal by himself just now fell down at this moment, the doctor was also surprised, "Please let me see..."
At this moment, the sound of sirens suddenly resounded throughout the building.
"Prisoners escaped, level one combat alert. Repeat, Loki escaped, all non-combatants please seek refuge immediately, the main building is closed, all combatants please report their location immediately..."
"What?!" Iron Man stood in the infirmary with disbelief on his face.
"Stark, did you hear that?" Clint's voice came from the headset, "After you arrange Rosa, come here immediately, Loki has disappeared!"
……
"How is this possible?!" In front of the underground prison with the highest security level in the Manhattan branch of S.H.I.E.L.D., the Avengers team looked at the empty prison and felt a headache. "How could Loki disappear out of thin air?" Everyone turned their eyes to Sol.
"We must have been tricked." Thor stood in front of the prison with his sledgehammer, and then turned to look at his companions. "I'm afraid the first thing we caught was just a phantom." It's all his fault.
"Rosa has also passed out now." As an elite of S.H.I.E.L.D. who has experienced many battles, Clint's nerves are naturally sensitive to conspiracy. "Maybe Loki's first target was her." No matter how powerful the Mind Stone is, What's the use, as long as little Rosa is caught, how many gems can Loki want?
"Where's Rosa?" Natasha looked at Iron Man.
"I put her in the third underground refuge room." The so-called "underground refuge X" is a code name, which is the safe room prepared by each branch of S.H.I.E.L.D. in their respective office buildings. S.H.I.E.L.D. units provide a safe haven for non-combatants and command personnel in the event of heavy enemy attack.
The "Third Asylum Room" is dedicated to the director level. Even if Manhattan is attacked by a nuclear bomb, the people in the safe room can spend several months in it without any injuries.
"Sir, I can't find Loki in the building." Jarvis reported the search results to his husband.
"Jarvis can't find him." The armored Iron Man crowd can almost be said to be helpless against Loki who disappeared out of thin air-maybe the god of lies has not shown his true body in front of them from beginning to end.
"The building is closed." Coulson folded his arms and frowned. "I'll let the detectives investigate one by one." Regardless of whether Loki escaped or not, they had to check carefully.
"Banner went to look at Rosa." Bruce Banner is an excellent scientist rather than a fighter. Hulk's destructive power is too great to be suitable for appearing in the S.H.I.E.L.D. branch, so there is no transformed green Fat is currently the most suitable candidate to take care of a comatose little girl.
"I'm in charge of the outside of the building. If Loki escapes from the air, I'm responsible for catching him." Iron Man assigned the task. "Barton and Romanov each lead a team to be responsible for the ground."
"I'm with you." Thor looked at Iron Man.
"action."
A search of the S.H.I.E.L.D. branch building turned up nothing.
With just such a "poof", Loki disappeared out of nowhere before everyone's eyes.
"If he already had the ability to escape, why did he have to wait until we locked him up?" Dr. Banner always felt that things were not that simple, "And if what we caught was a phantom from the very beginning, then Luo And why does Key have to make us think we've got him?"
"Bruce, how is Rosa?" Natasha, who was still leading the guard, also felt that something was wrong.
"The physical signs are stable, and I don't see any problem without further examination." Banner looked back at the little girl who was sleeping on the bed, "I'd better let Saul take a look after I check her later." What a little trick of God's Domain.
"Sol, Stark, how is your place?" Clint's search also made no progress.
"NO", the two condescending people answered the question at the same time, "We have nothing here, and we haven't seen Loki."
"I found nothing." The voices of Natasha and Clint also sounded in the earphones.
"Nothing, Loki escaped." Coulson, who was sitting in the command room, had no choice but to give the final conclusion.
"Damnit!" Several superheroes were very frustrated.
"Hey, guys," Dr. Banner's voice came from the headset again, "Rosa, it's gone."
"what?!"
just now.
The huge aircraft fell from the ceiling with its head upside down, and the cockpit at the front was already deformed by the violent impact.
Shards of glass and other broken pieces of metal were scattered all over the place, and the flying debris even hit Rosa who was too close.The dress, which was already crumpled and had several holes burned by Loki, looked even more embarrassed at this time.
But compared to Loki, her luck is already much better.
Because the God of Lies couldn't dodge in time, he was hit by a flying machine that fell from the sky.At this moment, Her Royal Highness the Second Princess of Asgard, who was cool and domineering just now, only had two legs exposed.
Brackets, those two legs still twitch from time to time.
"Hey, raccoon!" An angry male voice came from the cockpit of the dusty spaceship, "Look at what you did! Now, how much do we have to pay for smashing someone's warehouse?!"
"Don't call me a raccoon!" There was the sound of a heavy object hitting, and the male voice that was roaring just now was suppressed by another voice, "Next time you dare to call me a raccoon, I'll kill your [哗——] Cut it off and give it to the girl you just met as a souvenir!"
"Hahahaha, little raccoon, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year, cut off my [哗——], can you reach it?" As these words fell to the ground, a man in old-fashioned red leather The man in the vest flew out of the spaceship wreckage with a bang, and fell heavily at Rosa's feet.
"I can show you right now if I'm good enough!" Accompanied by these words, a man with bared teeth, wearing clothes, full of bullets, and carrying a gun that is extremely disproportionate to his body Crispy Noodles... Oh no, it was the little raccoon who came out with a long knife in his hand.
Huh?Xingjue and his little friends actually came to the earth?
The rocket holding the murder weapon stood in front of Pete, then raised the knife in his hand high, and aimed at a certain place——
"Excuseme?" Rosa doesn't want to be a witness of the infighting in the Guardians of the Galaxy, and one day in the future, she will testify in court against Mr. Xiaogan Crispy Noodles intentionally hurting someone. "Ahem, good afternoon... gentlemen?" Rocket is a man, right?
Star-Lord and Rocket turned their heads to the source of the sound at the same time.
"We're caught." Peter's eyes widened.
"Very well, because of you, we are now caught by the owner of the warehouse!" Rocket bared his teeth angrily.
"Why does Gamora have to go shopping today!"
"Gamor, what a ghost! We should run at this time!"
"Yes, run, run! We can't afford to pay for the maintenance of such a large warehouse!"
It was too late to say it, but Xingjue and Rocket, who were fighting each other desperately just now, jumped up at the same time, and then quickly ran towards the aircraft that had been hit beyond recognition.
Then stand still at the same time.
"How can this shit fly like this?!" Rocket turned to look at Xingjue angrily, "It's all your fault!"
"How can this be my fault?!" Xingjue didn't want to be outdone, "You had to hit me while flying the aircraft, so we fell into this warehouse!"
"When the warehouse owner comes to the door, you can use your own private house to pay for it! The repair cost of the spaceship will also be paid from your money!"
"Why?!"
"Uh...gentlemen?" Rosa took two steps forward and walked to a place not far from Star-Lord and the rocket, "I said, say..." She suddenly looked up, and she saw a big hole poked by Star-Lord's aircraft warehouse ceiling.Rosa swallowed what she was going to say. "...Which one of you can tell me first, which planet is this?!"
The dark blue sky is full of stars, and shooting stars flash across from time to time. It is as beautiful as a scene in a fairy tale-this is absolutely impossible to be the earth! ! !
……
"I'm Peter Quill, and this is Rocket." The two people who failed to escape and were captured stood opposite Rosa, and Star-Lord and Sufferer, who were the most diplomatic of the two, spoke to each other. "This is Groot." The little tree man sat on Rocket's shoulder.
"I'm Rosa." Rosa and Star-Lord shook hands, "Mr. Rocket, Mr. Groot, good evening. Uh, Mr. Quill, where is..." Even the least polluted place on earth is impossible With such a beautiful starry sky, Rosa, as a senior earth person, still has some common sense.
#One earth's heartbroken pride#
"Oh? Don't you know where this is?" Xingjue grasped the point accurately.It is impossible for the owner of the warehouse not to know the exact location of his warehouse, so the girl in front of him is not the owner of the warehouse, so he doesn't have to lose money?
The good news came too suddenly.
Rosa shook her head, "I was traveling with my friend, and he was doing the destination and route planning. He just brought me here, and you came here before he told me where I was going this time." Be careful.
Star-Lord and Rocket turned their heads together, and saw Loki who was crushed by their spaceship, with only two legs outside and motionless.
"Hiss..." Xingjue gasped.
This girl doesn't intend to ask the lion to ask for the funeral expenses directly, does she?
"That... This is the commercial cargo center 1 light-year away from Xandar." Star-Lord and Rocket came out to pick up the work alone this time while Gamora and Drax (he was in charge of doing coolies) went shopping. .But the job didn't continue, and the two of them crashed first.
Very good, this name sounds very interstellar.
"Excuse me, how far is it from the earth?" Rosa already had an idea, she must find a way to get Xingjue and his little friends to send her home.
Even if Loki is sliced and sold to the Guardians of the Galaxy, she will go home! (☆_☆)
Thank you Rocky, thank you for passing out.Thank you, Mr. Rocket Brand Crispy Noodles, your flying machine landed really TM accurately!
"Earth?" Rocket had never heard of the name. "What the hell kind of place is that?" The little girl in front of him couldn't fight at first glance, Rocket had already made up his mind that he wouldn't pay a penny for warehouse repairs or personnel medical expenses.
"You mean Dixing?" Xingjue was a little surprised, "Wow, I haven't heard anyone use this name for many, many years." Xingjue was a little excited to meet a fellow villager after so many years. "Hey, I used to live on Earth too. Hey, did you bring the tapes when you came out?" He wanted to listen to Earth's recent pop music.
"...We don't use tapes anymore." Rosa really didn't know when Star-Lord was born, but tapes?It seems that Xingjue is indeed not young (paw: am I revealing my age?) "Most music is downloaded directly from the Internet." But you need to be a member first.
"Huh? Download? No more tapes?" Xingjue looked a little surprised, "Then I..."
"Hey! Come here and help me!" As the decathlon mechanic of the Guardians of the Galaxy, small things like repairing the spacecraft are no problem for the rocket.But he didn't want to work stupidly by himself while Xingjue was chatting with his sister. "Come here, both of you, pull this big stupid guy out first. He delayed my spaceship and landed!" He said, kicking Loki's exposed leg.
Rosa followed Xingjue, and Rocket was responsible for moving the spaceship away, while Xingjue pulled out Loki who was smashed below with all his strength.
Loki, who was just hit on the upper body by the spaceship that fell from the sky, lost the demeanor of a villain boss at this moment.The second prince of Asgard, whose face was covered with blood and sand, and whose hair was also messed up, was not recognized by Star Lord.
Rosa secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Mr. Quayle, I'll just take care of him." Rosa thanked Star Lord for helping to carry Loki to a big box and lay down. "Go and help your friend." She smiled but refused resolutely. Star-Lord's friendly proposal to check Loki's body—
She doesn't care whether Loki will be disabled, she is more concerned about how to get home now.
Star-Lord walked away to work as a coolie for Rocket, and Rosa then squatted down and approached Loki.Her Royal Highness the Second Princess is indeed a qualified villain, even if she was hit by a spaceship that fell from the sky, she was still alive.
And his dark green cloak didn't even have a hole? !
Rosa looked at the skirt that had been scratched several times on her body, took off Loki's cloak without mercy, and put it on her shoulders—it was a bit cold.
Then...
"It turned out to be here." Turning her head carefully to avoid the sight of Rocket and Star-Lord, Rosa found the blue gem that Loki had put into his trouser pocket.Putting the jewel into the small pocket on the chest of her dress without hesitation, Rosa was relieved.
[Rosa Sauce, I exchanged for you Rocky an ability of #重如鹤鹅#], the APP popped up in due course, [Try it and see if it works (づ ̄3 ̄)づ]
Rosa tentatively tried to lift Loki's upper body, but...
[Sure enough], the voice of the APP sounded serious, [Rosa sauce, I've noticed since you woke up just now, your abilities seem to be limited. 】
APP is just a name chosen for the convenience of addressing. Rosa knows that the conversations she heard are actually her subconscious thoughts.
【Locky is so smart, how could he be unprepared if he suffered a disadvantage from you. 】
Could it be the narcotic that Loki said was poison?
[Unlikely], if there is an entity in the subconscious mind at this time, it must be sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing a pair of large glasses, and it is necessary to push the glasses frame on the bridge of the nose with fingers. 【The purpose of Loki's capture of you is to allow you to copy the Infinity Gem. If you drink the potion that suppresses your ability, how will his purpose be realized? 】
Rosa sat on the edge of the box, fumbling with her wrist.
really.
She touched two transparent objects, like a pair of invisible handcuffs that were not connected in the middle.
After struggling for a while, suddenly there was a "click", and the handcuffs were released.
Rosa didn't hesitate, and immediately put the handcuffs on Loki.
After hesitating for a while, Rosa tore off a long piece of cloth from Loki's clothes, and then, like a pirate, blindfolded one of Loki's eyes. All the items that came out were taken away from the knife to things she didn't know.
Finally, Rosa tied Loki's black hair into a sky braid.
"What are you doing?" Star-Lord, who had worked as a coolie and was disliked by the rocket for being clumsy, sat on Groot's shoulders. He looked strangely at the fellow earthling who had stripped off the man's body clothes while still in a coma, leaving only a pair of underwear . "Hiss...he hasn't woken up yet, aren't you a little too..." Has the earth opened up to this extent now?But he, the onlooker, would also be shy?
Rosa ignored Xingjue's tricks, she put on Loki's coat on herself, and checked it carefully, after confirming that neither she nor Loki had the mark of the second princess of Asgard, she was relieved .
It's not that she can't believe that Xingjue and others have to lie to them, but in the current state, she thinks it's better not to reveal Loki's identity.
"Ah..." Loki, who was tossed from head to toe, was woken up by the cold wind blowing in from the ceiling with his good physical fitness. "hiss……"
"Boom!" Rosa raised her stick, picked up a piece of metal stick she picked up, and smashed it hard on Loki's head.
"..." Loki immediately fainted again.
"...⊙﹏⊙" Xingjue was a little confused.
"Mr. Quill, how much will it cost to hire you and your friends to send us back to Earth?" Rosa formally proposed a cooperation invitation to the Guardians of the Galaxy.
……
"The Earth is too far away." The Rockets know the art of bargaining. "We're not going." He shook his head severely.
Little raccoon, I don't like you anymore, I'm a fan of you (┬_┬).
Senior plush drum control drum mouth.
"The earth is indeed a bit far away." Xingjue also nodded in agreement.Although it is very happy to meet an old friend in a foreign land, business is business. "Uh... Rosa, why don't I take you to the nearest traffic station, and then you hire someone to take you back?" Joke, how much money can you earn by sending people back to Earth?And it has to be split equally with the Rockets and Groot.
"I promise that the reward will not be less." The rocket has already repaired the spaceship, and Rosa is determined to let Xingjue and others take her home.
This is the Milky Way, and there is no familiar person around her.Except for Xingjue and others who had seen through the screen, she couldn't believe anyone.
"Mr. Quill, you can say a number first." At worst, go back and sell Loki.
"4, not 50." Quill rolled his eyes, and the lion opened his mouth wide.
"15." The former florist Rabbit Rosa also has a deep understanding of the art of bargaining.She still understands the principle of asking for a lot of money and paying back the money on the spot.
"That's too little, quit." Rocket hugged his chest and shook his head.
"If I can't get on the boat smoothly..." Rosa turned her head sideways, still holding the stick in her hand.Loki was lying next to her. "The nearby patrolmen came over and found that the warehouse was smashed, so I told them that Star Lord did it, and my friend's medical expenses..." Rosa raised her eyebrows, "Oh, don't be humble, Marauder Star I still know the names of Jue and Rocket." He slapped Tian Zao.
"20, no less." Star-Lord is still very profitable at this price.
"18." Rosa said unwaveringly.
"For the sake of our fellow villagers...a deal!" Xingjue pretended to be heartbroken—18 for nothing for a trip to the earth?This warehouse hit the right spot today!
"Very good." Rosa held her stick in one hand, and lightly exerted force with the other hand, carrying Loki, who was already as light as a feather, on her shoulders, "Let's go."
"Wow..." Xingjue looked at the huge difference between Loki and Rosa's stature, and took a breath.
"I'm Groot!" The little tree man stood on Xingjue's shoulder, with two small tree branches desperately upward.
"All right, all right, I didn't expect her to be so strong." Rocket shook his head, picked up his gun, "Let's go."
Star Lord's spaceship is very distinctive.
Very old.
Rosa sat in the place she was assigned, with Loki lying beside her.As long as His Royal Highness the Second Princess showed any sign of waking up, Rosa would immediately hit the opponent's head with a stick.
And the attitudes of the Rockets and Star-Lord also went from teasing at the beginning to not daring to look back later.
#Let’s say it first, if that person dies, it’s none of their business! #
"Hey, Earthlings." Rocket sitting in the driver's seat heard the sound of "bang bang" coming from behind him, and felt that the other party was very appetizing to him. "That boyfriend of yours looks a bit like a person from Shenyu." It's a joke, how could someone who wasn't from Shenyu have such a hard skull.
Rosa didn't pay attention to Rocket's pronoun about Loki's identity, she only noticed that Crispy Noodles took the initiative to talk to her.
#很快乐o(*////▽////*)q#
"Yes." Rosa moved her tired shoulders. "He is indeed from God's Domain." As long as Loki is not awake, he cannot use magic. When he returns to Earth and sees Sol, she will be completely safe.
"Then how did you know each other?" Star-Lord suddenly felt that Gamora was usually very gentle.
"It's... a very complicated story." Rosa was a little tired from sitting, so she stood up and moved. "When we first met, he came running naked."
Rosa succinctly sums up her first meeting with Loki.
"Wow, the people of God's Domain are really open." Xingjue couldn't help but sigh, "Even a few months ago, the second prince of Asgard also ran around naked, and it was broadcast live simultaneously across the galaxy!"
"Hmph, what a narcissistic exhibitionist." Rocket shook his head contemptuously.
Rosa felt guilty and didn't dare to answer.
"I'm Groot!" The little tree man stood on the side of the chair and called to Rosa.
"Oh, calm down." Rocket shook his head.
"I'm Groot!" The little tree man shook his head unhappily.
"Oh", Rocket sighed, "Okay, you can go."
Groot climbed out of the chair, ran wobbly into the chair where Loki was lying, and... grabbed Loki by the braid.
Rosa walked back curiously, and sat on the side to watch, lest Loki suddenly wake up and cause any harm to the little tree man.
"Huh?" Xingjue suddenly felt something was wrong. "That man...why does he look so much like the prince of Asgard?" Loki's arrest warrants are all over the galaxy, so they have seen it before.
"Oh?" Rocket immediately turned around.
"I'm Groot!" The little tree man also stood up, a branch tugged at Loki's braid, and a branch dangled back and forth.
Rosa didn't think she needed to keep hiding it. "Well, actually he did..."
The very small voice came from the place where the little tree man was connected to Loki.
Groot held up his twig and tilted his head.The expression is cute and innocent, very cute.
"Oh, we must have read it wrong." Rocket and Xingjue glanced at each other, and immediately pretended that nothing happened, "Groot, come back!"
The little tree man seemed to know that he had gotten into trouble, left the thing he was holding on to, got off the chair with a jump, and ran towards the rocket again.
Rosa opened her mouth, then opened it again.The one thrown by the little tree man on the ground of the spaceship was a soaring braid.
Looking up, I saw Loki, who was still unconscious in the chair, with his head...
A bare spot appeared.
"Hey, the earth is almost here!" Star-Lord pointed at the glass in front of the cockpit and shouted, "Look, Rosa, you are coming home!" What?Who plucked out the head of the second prince of Asgard?He is just a spaceship to send people off, and he doesn't know anything.
"Uh..." At this moment, Loki woke up slowly.
Rosa didn't pick up her stick this time, but silently picked up a small mirror with missing corners in the Star-Lord spaceship, and held it in front of Loki.
"Uh..." Loki woke up and slowly opened his eyes.
"Pfft..." A mouthful of blood spurted onto the mirror.
"I'm Groot!" The little tree man sat on Rocket's shoulders with his chest in his arms.
The author has something to say: It’s just a warm-up, you need to know that Rosa does not have a galaxy-wide currency to pay for.
Thank you for the 1 mine from the cute pet Meow, thank you to the 1 mine and 1 grenade from the old Wang’s family next door, and thank you to the little bear for 1 mine.
"Rosa?!" The little girls sitting side by side suddenly closed their eyes and fell back. Iron Man, who was about to hold her up, stood up hastily, "Doctor!" The little girl in the bend.
No trauma.
"Mr. Stark, let me do it!" The doctor who had just left was called back by Iron Man.Seeing the person who was diagnosed as normal by himself just now fell down at this moment, the doctor was also surprised, "Please let me see..."
At this moment, the sound of sirens suddenly resounded throughout the building.
"Prisoners escaped, level one combat alert. Repeat, Loki escaped, all non-combatants please seek refuge immediately, the main building is closed, all combatants please report their location immediately..."
"What?!" Iron Man stood in the infirmary with disbelief on his face.
"Stark, did you hear that?" Clint's voice came from the headset, "After you arrange Rosa, come here immediately, Loki has disappeared!"
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"How is this possible?!" In front of the underground prison with the highest security level in the Manhattan branch of S.H.I.E.L.D., the Avengers team looked at the empty prison and felt a headache. "How could Loki disappear out of thin air?" Everyone turned their eyes to Sol.
"We must have been tricked." Thor stood in front of the prison with his sledgehammer, and then turned to look at his companions. "I'm afraid the first thing we caught was just a phantom." It's all his fault.
"Rosa has also passed out now." As an elite of S.H.I.E.L.D. who has experienced many battles, Clint's nerves are naturally sensitive to conspiracy. "Maybe Loki's first target was her." No matter how powerful the Mind Stone is, What's the use, as long as little Rosa is caught, how many gems can Loki want?
"Where's Rosa?" Natasha looked at Iron Man.
"I put her in the third underground refuge room." The so-called "underground refuge X" is a code name, which is the safe room prepared by each branch of S.H.I.E.L.D. in their respective office buildings. S.H.I.E.L.D. units provide a safe haven for non-combatants and command personnel in the event of heavy enemy attack.
The "Third Asylum Room" is dedicated to the director level. Even if Manhattan is attacked by a nuclear bomb, the people in the safe room can spend several months in it without any injuries.
"Sir, I can't find Loki in the building." Jarvis reported the search results to his husband.
"Jarvis can't find him." The armored Iron Man crowd can almost be said to be helpless against Loki who disappeared out of thin air-maybe the god of lies has not shown his true body in front of them from beginning to end.
"The building is closed." Coulson folded his arms and frowned. "I'll let the detectives investigate one by one." Regardless of whether Loki escaped or not, they had to check carefully.
"Banner went to look at Rosa." Bruce Banner is an excellent scientist rather than a fighter. Hulk's destructive power is too great to be suitable for appearing in the S.H.I.E.L.D. branch, so there is no transformed green Fat is currently the most suitable candidate to take care of a comatose little girl.
"I'm in charge of the outside of the building. If Loki escapes from the air, I'm responsible for catching him." Iron Man assigned the task. "Barton and Romanov each lead a team to be responsible for the ground."
"I'm with you." Thor looked at Iron Man.
"action."
A search of the S.H.I.E.L.D. branch building turned up nothing.
With just such a "poof", Loki disappeared out of nowhere before everyone's eyes.
"If he already had the ability to escape, why did he have to wait until we locked him up?" Dr. Banner always felt that things were not that simple, "And if what we caught was a phantom from the very beginning, then Luo And why does Key have to make us think we've got him?"
"Bruce, how is Rosa?" Natasha, who was still leading the guard, also felt that something was wrong.
"The physical signs are stable, and I don't see any problem without further examination." Banner looked back at the little girl who was sleeping on the bed, "I'd better let Saul take a look after I check her later." What a little trick of God's Domain.
"Sol, Stark, how is your place?" Clint's search also made no progress.
"NO", the two condescending people answered the question at the same time, "We have nothing here, and we haven't seen Loki."
"I found nothing." The voices of Natasha and Clint also sounded in the earphones.
"Nothing, Loki escaped." Coulson, who was sitting in the command room, had no choice but to give the final conclusion.
"Damnit!" Several superheroes were very frustrated.
"Hey, guys," Dr. Banner's voice came from the headset again, "Rosa, it's gone."
"what?!"
just now.
The huge aircraft fell from the ceiling with its head upside down, and the cockpit at the front was already deformed by the violent impact.
Shards of glass and other broken pieces of metal were scattered all over the place, and the flying debris even hit Rosa who was too close.The dress, which was already crumpled and had several holes burned by Loki, looked even more embarrassed at this time.
But compared to Loki, her luck is already much better.
Because the God of Lies couldn't dodge in time, he was hit by a flying machine that fell from the sky.At this moment, Her Royal Highness the Second Princess of Asgard, who was cool and domineering just now, only had two legs exposed.
Brackets, those two legs still twitch from time to time.
"Hey, raccoon!" An angry male voice came from the cockpit of the dusty spaceship, "Look at what you did! Now, how much do we have to pay for smashing someone's warehouse?!"
"Don't call me a raccoon!" There was the sound of a heavy object hitting, and the male voice that was roaring just now was suppressed by another voice, "Next time you dare to call me a raccoon, I'll kill your [哗——] Cut it off and give it to the girl you just met as a souvenir!"
"Hahahaha, little raccoon, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year, cut off my [哗——], can you reach it?" As these words fell to the ground, a man in old-fashioned red leather The man in the vest flew out of the spaceship wreckage with a bang, and fell heavily at Rosa's feet.
"I can show you right now if I'm good enough!" Accompanied by these words, a man with bared teeth, wearing clothes, full of bullets, and carrying a gun that is extremely disproportionate to his body Crispy Noodles... Oh no, it was the little raccoon who came out with a long knife in his hand.
Huh?Xingjue and his little friends actually came to the earth?
The rocket holding the murder weapon stood in front of Pete, then raised the knife in his hand high, and aimed at a certain place——
"Excuseme?" Rosa doesn't want to be a witness of the infighting in the Guardians of the Galaxy, and one day in the future, she will testify in court against Mr. Xiaogan Crispy Noodles intentionally hurting someone. "Ahem, good afternoon... gentlemen?" Rocket is a man, right?
Star-Lord and Rocket turned their heads to the source of the sound at the same time.
"We're caught." Peter's eyes widened.
"Very well, because of you, we are now caught by the owner of the warehouse!" Rocket bared his teeth angrily.
"Why does Gamora have to go shopping today!"
"Gamor, what a ghost! We should run at this time!"
"Yes, run, run! We can't afford to pay for the maintenance of such a large warehouse!"
It was too late to say it, but Xingjue and Rocket, who were fighting each other desperately just now, jumped up at the same time, and then quickly ran towards the aircraft that had been hit beyond recognition.
Then stand still at the same time.
"How can this shit fly like this?!" Rocket turned to look at Xingjue angrily, "It's all your fault!"
"How can this be my fault?!" Xingjue didn't want to be outdone, "You had to hit me while flying the aircraft, so we fell into this warehouse!"
"When the warehouse owner comes to the door, you can use your own private house to pay for it! The repair cost of the spaceship will also be paid from your money!"
"Why?!"
"Uh...gentlemen?" Rosa took two steps forward and walked to a place not far from Star-Lord and the rocket, "I said, say..." She suddenly looked up, and she saw a big hole poked by Star-Lord's aircraft warehouse ceiling.Rosa swallowed what she was going to say. "...Which one of you can tell me first, which planet is this?!"
The dark blue sky is full of stars, and shooting stars flash across from time to time. It is as beautiful as a scene in a fairy tale-this is absolutely impossible to be the earth! ! !
……
"I'm Peter Quill, and this is Rocket." The two people who failed to escape and were captured stood opposite Rosa, and Star-Lord and Sufferer, who were the most diplomatic of the two, spoke to each other. "This is Groot." The little tree man sat on Rocket's shoulder.
"I'm Rosa." Rosa and Star-Lord shook hands, "Mr. Rocket, Mr. Groot, good evening. Uh, Mr. Quill, where is..." Even the least polluted place on earth is impossible With such a beautiful starry sky, Rosa, as a senior earth person, still has some common sense.
#One earth's heartbroken pride#
"Oh? Don't you know where this is?" Xingjue grasped the point accurately.It is impossible for the owner of the warehouse not to know the exact location of his warehouse, so the girl in front of him is not the owner of the warehouse, so he doesn't have to lose money?
The good news came too suddenly.
Rosa shook her head, "I was traveling with my friend, and he was doing the destination and route planning. He just brought me here, and you came here before he told me where I was going this time." Be careful.
Star-Lord and Rocket turned their heads together, and saw Loki who was crushed by their spaceship, with only two legs outside and motionless.
"Hiss..." Xingjue gasped.
This girl doesn't intend to ask the lion to ask for the funeral expenses directly, does she?
"That... This is the commercial cargo center 1 light-year away from Xandar." Star-Lord and Rocket came out to pick up the work alone this time while Gamora and Drax (he was in charge of doing coolies) went shopping. .But the job didn't continue, and the two of them crashed first.
Very good, this name sounds very interstellar.
"Excuse me, how far is it from the earth?" Rosa already had an idea, she must find a way to get Xingjue and his little friends to send her home.
Even if Loki is sliced and sold to the Guardians of the Galaxy, she will go home! (☆_☆)
Thank you Rocky, thank you for passing out.Thank you, Mr. Rocket Brand Crispy Noodles, your flying machine landed really TM accurately!
"Earth?" Rocket had never heard of the name. "What the hell kind of place is that?" The little girl in front of him couldn't fight at first glance, Rocket had already made up his mind that he wouldn't pay a penny for warehouse repairs or personnel medical expenses.
"You mean Dixing?" Xingjue was a little surprised, "Wow, I haven't heard anyone use this name for many, many years." Xingjue was a little excited to meet a fellow villager after so many years. "Hey, I used to live on Earth too. Hey, did you bring the tapes when you came out?" He wanted to listen to Earth's recent pop music.
"...We don't use tapes anymore." Rosa really didn't know when Star-Lord was born, but tapes?It seems that Xingjue is indeed not young (paw: am I revealing my age?) "Most music is downloaded directly from the Internet." But you need to be a member first.
"Huh? Download? No more tapes?" Xingjue looked a little surprised, "Then I..."
"Hey! Come here and help me!" As the decathlon mechanic of the Guardians of the Galaxy, small things like repairing the spacecraft are no problem for the rocket.But he didn't want to work stupidly by himself while Xingjue was chatting with his sister. "Come here, both of you, pull this big stupid guy out first. He delayed my spaceship and landed!" He said, kicking Loki's exposed leg.
Rosa followed Xingjue, and Rocket was responsible for moving the spaceship away, while Xingjue pulled out Loki who was smashed below with all his strength.
Loki, who was just hit on the upper body by the spaceship that fell from the sky, lost the demeanor of a villain boss at this moment.The second prince of Asgard, whose face was covered with blood and sand, and whose hair was also messed up, was not recognized by Star Lord.
Rosa secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Mr. Quayle, I'll just take care of him." Rosa thanked Star Lord for helping to carry Loki to a big box and lay down. "Go and help your friend." She smiled but refused resolutely. Star-Lord's friendly proposal to check Loki's body—
She doesn't care whether Loki will be disabled, she is more concerned about how to get home now.
Star-Lord walked away to work as a coolie for Rocket, and Rosa then squatted down and approached Loki.Her Royal Highness the Second Princess is indeed a qualified villain, even if she was hit by a spaceship that fell from the sky, she was still alive.
And his dark green cloak didn't even have a hole? !
Rosa looked at the skirt that had been scratched several times on her body, took off Loki's cloak without mercy, and put it on her shoulders—it was a bit cold.
Then...
"It turned out to be here." Turning her head carefully to avoid the sight of Rocket and Star-Lord, Rosa found the blue gem that Loki had put into his trouser pocket.Putting the jewel into the small pocket on the chest of her dress without hesitation, Rosa was relieved.
[Rosa Sauce, I exchanged for you Rocky an ability of #重如鹤鹅#], the APP popped up in due course, [Try it and see if it works (づ ̄3 ̄)づ]
Rosa tentatively tried to lift Loki's upper body, but...
[Sure enough], the voice of the APP sounded serious, [Rosa sauce, I've noticed since you woke up just now, your abilities seem to be limited. 】
APP is just a name chosen for the convenience of addressing. Rosa knows that the conversations she heard are actually her subconscious thoughts.
【Locky is so smart, how could he be unprepared if he suffered a disadvantage from you. 】
Could it be the narcotic that Loki said was poison?
[Unlikely], if there is an entity in the subconscious mind at this time, it must be sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing a pair of large glasses, and it is necessary to push the glasses frame on the bridge of the nose with fingers. 【The purpose of Loki's capture of you is to allow you to copy the Infinity Gem. If you drink the potion that suppresses your ability, how will his purpose be realized? 】
Rosa sat on the edge of the box, fumbling with her wrist.
really.
She touched two transparent objects, like a pair of invisible handcuffs that were not connected in the middle.
After struggling for a while, suddenly there was a "click", and the handcuffs were released.
Rosa didn't hesitate, and immediately put the handcuffs on Loki.
After hesitating for a while, Rosa tore off a long piece of cloth from Loki's clothes, and then, like a pirate, blindfolded one of Loki's eyes. All the items that came out were taken away from the knife to things she didn't know.
Finally, Rosa tied Loki's black hair into a sky braid.
"What are you doing?" Star-Lord, who had worked as a coolie and was disliked by the rocket for being clumsy, sat on Groot's shoulders. He looked strangely at the fellow earthling who had stripped off the man's body clothes while still in a coma, leaving only a pair of underwear . "Hiss...he hasn't woken up yet, aren't you a little too..." Has the earth opened up to this extent now?But he, the onlooker, would also be shy?
Rosa ignored Xingjue's tricks, she put on Loki's coat on herself, and checked it carefully, after confirming that neither she nor Loki had the mark of the second princess of Asgard, she was relieved .
It's not that she can't believe that Xingjue and others have to lie to them, but in the current state, she thinks it's better not to reveal Loki's identity.
"Ah..." Loki, who was tossed from head to toe, was woken up by the cold wind blowing in from the ceiling with his good physical fitness. "hiss……"
"Boom!" Rosa raised her stick, picked up a piece of metal stick she picked up, and smashed it hard on Loki's head.
"..." Loki immediately fainted again.
"...⊙﹏⊙" Xingjue was a little confused.
"Mr. Quill, how much will it cost to hire you and your friends to send us back to Earth?" Rosa formally proposed a cooperation invitation to the Guardians of the Galaxy.
……
"The Earth is too far away." The Rockets know the art of bargaining. "We're not going." He shook his head severely.
Little raccoon, I don't like you anymore, I'm a fan of you (┬_┬).
Senior plush drum control drum mouth.
"The earth is indeed a bit far away." Xingjue also nodded in agreement.Although it is very happy to meet an old friend in a foreign land, business is business. "Uh... Rosa, why don't I take you to the nearest traffic station, and then you hire someone to take you back?" Joke, how much money can you earn by sending people back to Earth?And it has to be split equally with the Rockets and Groot.
"I promise that the reward will not be less." The rocket has already repaired the spaceship, and Rosa is determined to let Xingjue and others take her home.
This is the Milky Way, and there is no familiar person around her.Except for Xingjue and others who had seen through the screen, she couldn't believe anyone.
"Mr. Quill, you can say a number first." At worst, go back and sell Loki.
"4, not 50." Quill rolled his eyes, and the lion opened his mouth wide.
"15." The former florist Rabbit Rosa also has a deep understanding of the art of bargaining.She still understands the principle of asking for a lot of money and paying back the money on the spot.
"That's too little, quit." Rocket hugged his chest and shook his head.
"If I can't get on the boat smoothly..." Rosa turned her head sideways, still holding the stick in her hand.Loki was lying next to her. "The nearby patrolmen came over and found that the warehouse was smashed, so I told them that Star Lord did it, and my friend's medical expenses..." Rosa raised her eyebrows, "Oh, don't be humble, Marauder Star I still know the names of Jue and Rocket." He slapped Tian Zao.
"20, no less." Star-Lord is still very profitable at this price.
"18." Rosa said unwaveringly.
"For the sake of our fellow villagers...a deal!" Xingjue pretended to be heartbroken—18 for nothing for a trip to the earth?This warehouse hit the right spot today!
"Very good." Rosa held her stick in one hand, and lightly exerted force with the other hand, carrying Loki, who was already as light as a feather, on her shoulders, "Let's go."
"Wow..." Xingjue looked at the huge difference between Loki and Rosa's stature, and took a breath.
"I'm Groot!" The little tree man stood on Xingjue's shoulder, with two small tree branches desperately upward.
"All right, all right, I didn't expect her to be so strong." Rocket shook his head, picked up his gun, "Let's go."
Star Lord's spaceship is very distinctive.
Very old.
Rosa sat in the place she was assigned, with Loki lying beside her.As long as His Royal Highness the Second Princess showed any sign of waking up, Rosa would immediately hit the opponent's head with a stick.
And the attitudes of the Rockets and Star-Lord also went from teasing at the beginning to not daring to look back later.
#Let’s say it first, if that person dies, it’s none of their business! #
"Hey, Earthlings." Rocket sitting in the driver's seat heard the sound of "bang bang" coming from behind him, and felt that the other party was very appetizing to him. "That boyfriend of yours looks a bit like a person from Shenyu." It's a joke, how could someone who wasn't from Shenyu have such a hard skull.
Rosa didn't pay attention to Rocket's pronoun about Loki's identity, she only noticed that Crispy Noodles took the initiative to talk to her.
#很快乐o(*////▽////*)q#
"Yes." Rosa moved her tired shoulders. "He is indeed from God's Domain." As long as Loki is not awake, he cannot use magic. When he returns to Earth and sees Sol, she will be completely safe.
"Then how did you know each other?" Star-Lord suddenly felt that Gamora was usually very gentle.
"It's... a very complicated story." Rosa was a little tired from sitting, so she stood up and moved. "When we first met, he came running naked."
Rosa succinctly sums up her first meeting with Loki.
"Wow, the people of God's Domain are really open." Xingjue couldn't help but sigh, "Even a few months ago, the second prince of Asgard also ran around naked, and it was broadcast live simultaneously across the galaxy!"
"Hmph, what a narcissistic exhibitionist." Rocket shook his head contemptuously.
Rosa felt guilty and didn't dare to answer.
"I'm Groot!" The little tree man stood on the side of the chair and called to Rosa.
"Oh, calm down." Rocket shook his head.
"I'm Groot!" The little tree man shook his head unhappily.
"Oh", Rocket sighed, "Okay, you can go."
Groot climbed out of the chair, ran wobbly into the chair where Loki was lying, and... grabbed Loki by the braid.
Rosa walked back curiously, and sat on the side to watch, lest Loki suddenly wake up and cause any harm to the little tree man.
"Huh?" Xingjue suddenly felt something was wrong. "That man...why does he look so much like the prince of Asgard?" Loki's arrest warrants are all over the galaxy, so they have seen it before.
"Oh?" Rocket immediately turned around.
"I'm Groot!" The little tree man also stood up, a branch tugged at Loki's braid, and a branch dangled back and forth.
Rosa didn't think she needed to keep hiding it. "Well, actually he did..."
The very small voice came from the place where the little tree man was connected to Loki.
Groot held up his twig and tilted his head.The expression is cute and innocent, very cute.
"Oh, we must have read it wrong." Rocket and Xingjue glanced at each other, and immediately pretended that nothing happened, "Groot, come back!"
The little tree man seemed to know that he had gotten into trouble, left the thing he was holding on to, got off the chair with a jump, and ran towards the rocket again.
Rosa opened her mouth, then opened it again.The one thrown by the little tree man on the ground of the spaceship was a soaring braid.
Looking up, I saw Loki, who was still unconscious in the chair, with his head...
A bare spot appeared.
"Hey, the earth is almost here!" Star-Lord pointed at the glass in front of the cockpit and shouted, "Look, Rosa, you are coming home!" What?Who plucked out the head of the second prince of Asgard?He is just a spaceship to send people off, and he doesn't know anything.
"Uh..." At this moment, Loki woke up slowly.
Rosa didn't pick up her stick this time, but silently picked up a small mirror with missing corners in the Star-Lord spaceship, and held it in front of Loki.
"Uh..." Loki woke up and slowly opened his eyes.
"Pfft..." A mouthful of blood spurted onto the mirror.
"I'm Groot!" The little tree man sat on Rocket's shoulders with his chest in his arms.
The author has something to say: It’s just a warm-up, you need to know that Rosa does not have a galaxy-wide currency to pay for.
Thank you for the 1 mine from the cute pet Meow, thank you to the 1 mine and 1 grenade from the old Wang’s family next door, and thank you to the little bear for 1 mine.
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