[Zhongyingmei] The little angels of the big ones

Thor, who fell from the sky, rescued Iron Man from a siege of tabloid reporters.Although the Avengers had to pay an extra road maintenance fee for this, compared with the messy news written by the "Planet Daily", this small amount of money is not worth it.

#大超: Our "Planet Daily" is not a tabloid, but a big newspaper, thank you#

At that time, Sol, who failed to land, was thrown to pieces and smashed a human-shaped pit directly on the road.But the other people present all breathed a sigh of relief and laughed.

Da Chao, who picked up another piece of news in vain, waved his hand happily, signaling the camera brother behind him to point the camera at Sol on the ground, and the bright yellow sports car that was finally let go by Da Chao immediately accelerated and drove away from Superman .

Rosa watched Iron Man drive away without looking back, and turned her head rather stiffly, "Thor, he..." Did they just throw Thor away?

"Sol himself knows the way to get back to the United." Iron Man, who abandoned his companion, didn't feel that he had done anything wrong. "I don't want to be on today's evening news with that stupid big man."

I didn't expect you to be such an Iron Man...

Rosa grinned.

Time has turned back to the present again. At present, Thor, with two blue eye sockets (beaten) and swollen half of his face (knocked on the ground when he landed), has found Avengers with his tenacious vitality and good sense of direction. building.

"Thank you." Saul, wearing a red cloak and golden armor, sat on the sofa, covered his face with one hand, and thanked the little girl for the ice pack.

"You're welcome." Rosa felt a little guilty.

"Stark, why didn't you wait for me just now?" Thor asked in a loud voice, "I saw you." When he fell, he clearly saw Iron Man below, but when he finally got rid of the Kryptonian After that, Stark disappeared.

"Anyway, you can fly, so there's no need for me to drive you." Stark didn't feel any guilt about throwing Thor to Chao, "Besides, my car is a two-seater, so it can't fit you." He said Spread your hands.

"That's right." Sol nodded, accepting Iron Man's explanation.

#Asgard Pill#

#There is such a thunder god Asgard has not been occupied yet#

#Loki is really a weak chicken#

Rosa has a deep understanding of how foolish Saul is.

"Stark, I'm actually here this time..." Wiping his face, Thor had to seriously convey a bad news to his family friends.

"Loki ran away again." Rosa and Iron Man said in unison, and both used the tone of a statement.

"How do you know?!" Sol was shocked, and it wasn't long before Loki escaped from him. "Could it be that Loki has already appeared?" Hammer got up and was about to go out. "Where is he? You lead me there!"

Rosa sat back beside Iron Man and shook her head helplessly—every time Thor came to Earth, the first thing he said was "Loki is running away again!" or "Loki is coming to attack Earth!" And why would they know?

To be honest, the love-hate relationship between the first prince of Asgard and the second prince is almost a routine from beginning to end, nothing new.The new version of Nordic mythology can give a more down-to-earth name to tell the history and present of Asgard-"Remembering the Mindless and Unhappy Thousand Years".

Brainless - Thor who always lets go of his brother bear who is greedy for his throne.

Unhappy—the second princess Loki, who always feels that her father prefers her elder brother and is running around looking for trouble.

"Loki hasn't appeared before." Rosa stopped Thor from running around like a headless fly, "Mr. Saul, are you sure that Loki has come to Earth?" According to Loki's desire to make everyone kneel Calling his father's temperament, if the other party really came to the earth, he would definitely make trouble again.

"I separated from him on the Rainbow Bridge. I think he must have come to Earth." Thor had a rather remorseful expression, "Loki is really..."

"Sol is here?" At this moment, Clint came out of the elevator, "Could it be that Loki ran away again?!" Hawkeye stood in front of the sofa, looking at Thor with a face full of shock.

"Uh...yes." Sol nodded.

"Sol, don't you take a shower again?" Clint sat down on the sofa farthest from Sol's position, and Rosa and Iron Man just happened to be beside him. "Didn't you promise your girlfriend that you would take care of personal hygiene before going back last time?" Rocky's complaint in London last time shocked the whole world.The reason for the rebellion of the second prince of Asgard, who has repeatedly come, is refreshing and well-founded.For this reason, it has also driven a large number of men's skin care and maintenance brands to sell well.

At that time, Thor, who was so ashamed, swore that he would pay attention to personal hygiene from now on, and Loki reluctantly agreed to follow him back to Asgard to be imprisoned, but how long has it been?Why did you run away again?

Saul takes issue with Clint's accusations that he doesn't practice personal hygiene. "No, it's not my problem. I take a bath with the shower gel that Jane brought me every day!" Thor put down the hammer, "Rocky, this time, he is... The second is jailbreak..."

Which of his escapes was not a jailbreak→_→

Rosa feels that Asgard's prison can be ranked with Gotham's Arkham Asylum as the most bizarre prison in this century.They are all prisons used to detain important prisoners, they are all prisons with super-high security in newspapers, and they are all queen prisons that are trusted and relied on by superheroes.

But unfortunately, the wall is brittle, like a Lay's bag of potato chips.

It doesn't even have the hardness of a canned copic!

Rosa shook her head, and deeply lamented that the main reason why the big and small bosses can continue their villainous career is not that superheroes are kind and unwilling to kill (refer to the examples of Joker and Batman for details), nor is it positive. The characters are soft-hearted and can't be cruel (refer to the two brothers who fell in love and killed each other in Asgard), let alone the villains whose IQs are beyond the charts and their force value is superior, they can punch Beihai and kick Songshan.

Rather, the wardens in each story are all undercover agents arranged by the screenwriter.

Just ask, if Loki never had a chance to come out after he was imprisoned, if the clown was in a mental hospital and was taken over by a psychiatrist and then locked in the treatment room for three or 40 years, if that person imitated Iron Man The big bird-raising brother in the battle suit has been locked up in the prison for a long time since then, and he is rented to the black coal kiln to dig coal every day...

How can the screenwriter write down the story?How else to make money?How can you fool the hardcore fans into buying peripherals and buying movie tickets?

So it turns out that the wardens are all undercover agents of the screenwriter!

"Mr. Saul, please don't worry." Rosa, who thought she had seen through everything, treated Thor with the attitude of a victim. "Why don't you tell me the details?" For example, the process of Loki's escape from prison and the place where he was last seen.

"Asgard just experienced a big battle a few days ago." Thor calmed down his emotions. "Thanos led the warships that surrendered to him to try to capture Asgard. We fought bloody battles and finally repelled them." Speaking of this, he is still a little proud.

Thanos?

Rosa looked at Iron Man, the name is so familiar, who is it?

"The last time Loki led the Chitauri army to attack, it was the ghost of Thanos." Tony gave Rosa Cope a look at the previous situation.

"But I don't know why he declared war on Asgard this time." Sol shook his head helplessly, "Although Thanos was repelled, Asgard also experienced a fierce battle." He pointed Pointing to his chest, "I was almost seriously injured too."

"Is Loki and Thanos working together?" Clint asked.

"No, of course not." Thor immediately denied.Although his younger brother is a bear, he is not yet ready to join forces with outsiders to attack his homeland. "Loki has nothing to do with Thanos. In fact, he also fought bloody battles, so we can repel Thanos." Thor still wants to justify the Asgardian royal family.

"Wait, you said Loki fought bloody battles?" Rosa didn't understand, "You let him out?" She remembered, it seems that Thor really likes to let people go...

"Of course." Sol didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, "Asgard is facing annihilation, how can Loki, as the second prince of Asgard, not work hard to protect Asgard?"

The blond Thunder God is righteous and heroic. "Only when we brothers are united can we repel Thanos and defend our homeland!"

Thor's red cloak moves without wind, and the majesty of the gods spreads on the top floor of Fulian Building...

Weird.

"So you put Loki." Clint and Stark looked at each other and rolled their eyes at the same time.

"You released him from prison." Rosa blinked and nodded.

"I want him to fight against foreign enemies with me!" Sol explained to his friends.

"And he ran away?"

"……Um."

Warden of Asgard, I misunderstood you!

Rosa touched the center of her brow.

You are not the screenwriter's undercover agent, Lei Sledgehammer is!

The news that Loki escaped from Asgard and was suspected to be coming to Earth was conveyed to every superhero and S.H.I.E.L.D. through Iron Man, and S.H.I.E.L.D. would be responsible for passing this news to some other Mysterious organization.

No matter how hard we fight on Earth, we are still Earthlings, right?Loki, that outsider, would naturally be unanimously rejected.

Everyone in the Avengers started to get busy, but Rosa was idle.

Natasha and Clint are now guarding S.H.I.E.L.D. every day, in case Loki appears and they can act immediately.For the same reason, refer to Iron Man and Dr. Banner and Captain America.

Although Peter was not listed by everyone as being in charge of handling things of Loki's level, Spider-Man, who helped everyone on the street every day, was still extremely busy with his business.

"Hahaha, Rosa, why don't we form a team." Peter on the other end of the phone cheerfully suggested to his little friend, "I'll tie up the car thieves and robbers after I catch them, and you will be responsible for making them spend the rest of their lives Don’t dare to do bad things again.” The tragedy of the Hydra spies in Fulian Building that day is still vivid in his memory, Peter believes that if the car thieves also experience the pain of pregnancy, they will guarantee that they will stay safe for the rest of their lives and never dare to come out again Be a thief.

"I'm fine." Rosa leaned against the elevator, carrying a big bag full of delicious food, "Anyway, I don't need to show up. When the time comes, you tie me up in front of the hospital and I hide in the hospital." Impregnating them in the corner." Huh?It's not bad to think about it this way, it can not only exercise her ability, but also do a good deed.

"Then the next day's newspaper headline was "Spider-Man Has Evolved New Abilities"!" Peter immediately objected when his little friend said he wanted to hide in a corner, "Rosa, I don't want people to think that Spider-Man likes to watch The man is pregnant." That's too harsh!

"You make it sound like I like it." The elevator stopped with a "ding dong", but it was not the floor Rosa wanted to go to. "Huh?"

"What's the matter?" Peter "whoosh" tied up a thief who stole a wallet.

"Uh, it's nothing." Should the resident leave after pressing the elevator?Rosa thought. "Peter, have you watched today's news?" The purpose of her calling her friend was for this.

"Looked at it!" Peter turned 360° in the air, expressing his excitement, "Rosa, your ability is amazing!"

Today, the heat of Iron Man Tony Stark's artificial leg news has completely passed, replaced by a felon locked up in a federal prison in Washington.

The felon named Hannibal Lecter found an opportunity to surf the Internet from nowhere. At 5:38 a.m. today, he posted on the most trafficked portal in the United States, claiming that he was going to live broadcast his escape.

At first, none of the netizens believed that post, but they never expected that the poster of the post actually started to upload selfies in the cell 5 minutes later, and also wrote in the post his own specific plan for jailbreak——

For example, the first step is to hypnotize a prison inmate with a low IQ to commit suicide by cutting his wrist; the second step is to give a hint to the prison guard whose wife cheated on him, which caused psychological distortion; the third step is to bite his tongue and pretend to have a stomach attack and ask others to send him away. Infirmary; the fourth step is to slaughter the old doctor who is not tasty at first glance.

Most of the netizens still have some curiosity in their hearts. Although they know intellectually that any prisoner who plans to escape will not be so brain-dead as to post a live broadcast on the Internet, but in view of the fact that the author of the post "edited" with rigorous logic, real photos, and a compact plan, and He also posted the hand-painted floor plan of the Washington Federal Prison.Therefore, there are still many netizens who responded to the post "Come on, the host" and complained, "This host treats everyone as a fool" and watched the live broadcast.

But looking at it, something is wrong.

Someone recognized that the face on the selfie really belonged to the ogre Hannibal Lecter who was arrested a while ago. Some people who have been in prison for a few days say that the picture in the photo is real, and some work in prisons. The staff who had passed through recognized that the so-called floor plan of the prison drawn by the landlord was real.

This time, the pot was fried.

Then, after the police in Washington discovered the post, they immediately took action to grab Hannibal, who had already put the knife on the neck of the doctor in the prison infirmary...

The internet exploded completely.

It turned out that the landlord did not treat everyone as fools.

Because the landlord himself is a big fool!

Hannibal Lecter, who posted all the rigorous and careful jailbreak plans on the Internet and even live-broadcasted them to death, became popular all over the headlines in an instant.

"He really can't live without the keyboard in his life..." Rosa didn't expect that keyboard man's ability to be so easy to use.Well now, Hannibal will never escape from prison for the rest of his life.

Um?Why do you say?

Because he couldn't control his posting hand! →_→

"That's good!" Peter expressed his satisfaction with the punishment of the bad guys. "Rosa, are you home yet?" He seemed to hear the sound of the elevator door opening.

"I'm home." Rosa walked out of the elevator with a bag full of delicious food. "I bought a lot of delicious food. You can come to my balcony and get a piece of pizza before you go home." Busy good neighbors in New York have Sometimes they forget to eat. Harry and Rosa sometimes put some food on their balcony. If Peter passes by, he will take it away and eat it.

#Peter: This mode always feels a bit wrong... But the pizza and burgers are very hungry, thank you friends. #

#罗萨和哈利: You're welcome, we feed stray animals in the same way →_→#

"I heard from the police that another girl disappeared in Manhattan recently." Peter warned, "Rosa, you should be more careful when you live alone." That's what he said, but Peter didn't think anyone would be capable of hurting his little friend. .

"Don't worry, I'm fine." Rosa thanked her friend for her concern, then hung up the phone, put down the shopping bag, and started to dig out the keys.

"Don't move!" A deep voice sounded behind her. "Rosamond Watson?" Rosa felt something press against her back.

"Yes." It was the muzzle.

"Put your hands up."

Rosa heard more than one gun being loaded behind her.

"Please, don't..." Rosa dropped the things in her hand, then turned around slowly.

"National Security Bureau." The leading agent took out his ID card, "We now suspect that you are related to a terrorist attack, come with us." He waved his hand, and someone stepped forward and put a collar on Rosa's neck superior.

"Miss Watson, please understand our special means."

After that, Rosa knew nothing.

(Exclusively published by Jin Jiang, please do not reprint.)

The author has something to say: the next chapter can finally release the second princess!happy! ! ! !The next update will be at... 4 pm, if I'm not on time this time, I'll live stream and eat the keyboard