[Zhongyingmei] The little angels of the big ones

"Iron Man Tony Stark and Gotham's richest man Bruce Wayne have to say love-hate entanglement" - "Manhattan Post" today's front page headlines.

"Social Conundrums of Same-Sex Marriage Act Implementation" - Washington Life.

"Is it the worldly concept that prevents a sincere love, or is the power of two people unable to break through the shackles of society?" ——The editor-in-chief of "New York Daily" was so excited when he sent an email to the printing factory in the early morning this morning, he accidentally slipped his hand The unqualified title of the literary edition drafted by the new intern editor in the editorial department was sent out.

"All the Girlfriends Bruce Wayne Has Dating, Their Authenticity Revealed" - no doubt, such an unscrupulous headline must have come from the "Daily Bugle".

"Precious information: Gotham Police Department archives declassified, showing you a real criminal, clown" - "Washington Weekly" bought first-hand information from Gotham at a large price.

"Does the gear of scientific and technological advancement really need to be slowed down? Let me tell you all the evils that have occurred due to technological progress since World War II" - "Technology Weekly" interpreted many terrorist incidents involving science for the public from a professional level.

"Bruce Wayne's whereabouts in the past year!" Such a simple and rude title naturally comes from some low-level gossip magazines, and the corresponding title is "Tony Stark's schedule list".

"Is the clown the original partner or the mistress? Is Iron Man the victim or the perpetrator? From a legal perspective, I will explain to you the rights and obligations of the three key figures in this incident."——Manhattan Legal Weekly.

"Hahahahaha..." Hawkeye, who has a family and a family and is the only true life winner in the Avengers, sat on the sofa in the S.H.I.E.L.D. branch and slapped his thighs with laughter.

"Clint, you smile too exaggeratedly." The glamorous Natasha sat sideways in front of the bar, with a gossip magazine spread out on her lap, "Well... look at Stark and Wayne's There are really many overlaps in the itinerary.” As top rich men, Iron Man and Batman not only overlap in company affairs, but also overlap in places of entertainment and even the female partners they have dated.

Are they really...

"Hey, it must be a coincidence." Dr. Banner, who was sitting next to Natasha, was a kind person.As the only scientist in the Avengers (Peter: I will be in the future too!), he has always had a good relationship with Iron Man. "Mr. Stark and Mr. Wayne... that's impossible." It's not even possible for the Joker to abort Bruce Wayne!Banner would swear by his expertise.

Whoa, there's an honest guy here!Let's bully him!

It was rare for the other senior S.H.I.E.L.D. operators sitting in the lounge to hear such honest speeches. They all raised their heads and expressed that they wanted to see the true face of honest people so that they could deal with (bullying) in the future. They all turned their heads, pretending to be nonchalant and continuing to read the newspaper - the black widow and the others can't be provoked, and the green fat can't be provoked even more!

"Peter, why don't you talk?" Dr. Banner, who just met the new young member of the Avengers, asked with concern Spider-Man who was sitting beside him drinking juice, "You don't look very good, what's wrong?" Dr. Banner, who came back from a certain big ravine, poured another glass of juice for Peter with concern, "Are you too tired?" Stark is really messed up, how can he let a child who has just grown up be an Avenger.

Peter's face turned red and white.

According to legend, Hulk, who has a bad temper and must not be messed with, is a kind teacher-type professor. Peter finally let go of being called a cleaner who washed the other party's underwear by Iron Man.But compared to the elderly who still like to read newspapers and magazines (Hawkeye & Hulk & Black Widow & S.H.I.E.L.D. operatives?!), Peter is more accustomed to surfing the Internet for news.

Although he is exhausted from his busy studies and his thriving Chaoying job, Peter still maintains the habit of checking Twitter every day.

Even if the paper media have no morals, they must first write the article and send it to the printing factory, and then sell it on the market.That is to say, compared with the network that updates the latest news in real time, the news of the paper media is always one step behind.

And while Hawkeye and the others were still laughing at Iron Man and Bruce Wayne for making a fool of themselves, Peter was already one step ahead and was the first to know about tomorrow's headlines.

#What happened to this world? #

#Does the iron man I admire really exist? #

#rich people's hobbies I really don't understand#

#feeling poor knowledge#

#I may be a fool, just let me be so stupid#

Peter grabbed the juice glass, and then he didn't pay attention to the strength for a while, and broke the glass with a "bang".

"Ah, are you hurt? Wipe it off." Dr. Banner kindly handed over a handkerchief, "Be careful..." He helped Peter pick up the phone so that it wouldn't get in the water.

"...What is this?" Holding Peter's broken mobile phone a few years ago, the sound of the video came from the speaker whose earphones were ripped off.Dr. Banner listened in shock to the voice inside——

"The secret love affair between Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne started from the beginning. From the aspects of economy, politics, law, human relations, company development and planning, etc., you will discuss the reasons why the two have been reluctant to make it public. Pay the suffering couple a copy of the precious video data.”

Dr. Banner tremblingly opened the big triangular play button on the screen.

"'... softly! What is that light that lights up in the window over there? That is the East, and Juliet is the sun! Arise, fair sun! That is my love...'

'...Only your name is my enemy; and that is what you are, even if your name is not Montague.What does it matter if the surname is not Montague? ...'"

The wealthy duo that shocked the world appeared on the screen, looked at each other, and recited the well-known lines affectionately.

"My God..." Dr. Banner swallowed.

Hawkeye and Natasha also looked curiously together.I saw that the people on the screen were indeed the two leaders of the Justice League and the Avengers.

The men in black suits and silver-gray suits stood together, looking at each other from time to time, tacit understanding and affectionate.The lines sound beautiful and warm, but the sadness implied and the tragic ending are world-renowned.

It's just like two men who can't beg for each other, love but can't stay together, and love but can't speak openly.

#Jarvis: My editing skills are all learned in [哗——] school, thank you for your praise and encouragement#

"My God..." Everyone in the lounge shook their heads at the same time. At this time, the first thought in everyone's mind was—is Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne really a couple? !

"...As Iron Man, the owner of Stark Industries, and the greatest scientist of this century, Tony Stark has such a status but still can't stay with his lover..." The host of the video is an emotional man, "Should we reflect on ourselves, are we really tolerant enough in life?" The man with a shiny head wiped the corners of his red eyes, "But Mr. Stark and Mr. Wayne are also very wrong in this matter .Since they already have someone they love, they shouldn't cheat on other girls."

"Oh, by the way, there is also the clown." The man wiped away his tears, "It is impossible for a man to conceive. And as the notorious criminal in Gotham City, the clown has nothing to do with Mr. Bruce Wayne in terms of identity, appearance, and taste. The difference in size, economic status and social status is too great, so we have reason to suspect that the so-called 'catch a scumbag cheating on a man during abortion and confinement' has yet to be verified."

"Yes, yes!" A bright yellow barrage stood out, "When the clown was pregnant, he said that the child was Batman's! It has nothing to do with Bruce Wayne!"

"Isn't Bruce Wayne happy to be a father?" A red barrage flew over, "Isn't this too much?"

"Damn it, isn't this the legendary mistress who pushes her belly out of the way and makes the man wear a cuckold?" The poster of the orange barrage has watched countless [-] o'clock dramas, "Scheming clown!"

"Damn it, beat Xiaosan!"

"Little San is shameless!"

"I wish the little three people in the world to be three!"

……

At this time, the clown children's shoes who had already been given the title of "Little Three" did not know the bad news yet.Because he took out the latest mutant ability suppression device that S.H.I.E.L.D. is in the testing phase, the case is temporarily handled by S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Gotham police at the same time—

Mainly for S.H.I.E.L.D. to find out how the Joker got the device.

"Mr. Wayne, are you okay?" Rosa approached Batman cautiously.Counting the time last night, it was the third time she had let Batman confess.

"It's okay." Bruce Wayne stared deeply at the little girl in front of him.The little mutant of Avengers has long red hair curled, and his skin is a little unhealthy white. Even if a very short girl wears a pair of 10cm high heels, she is still much shorter than him.

At this time, the other party looked at him cautiously, as if he was deeply afraid that he would get angry.

The abilities of mutants all come from changes in their own genes, and the scope and type of abilities basically have a lot to do with their personality.

Bruce Wayne, who has been confessed enthusiastically for the third time by someone manipulated by the other party, has to think this way at this moment—does the little girl in the Avengers like her?

#Stark: Pooh!You are even more shameless than me! #

"I'm fine." Bruce, who thought he had the truth, felt a little shy in his heart.The little girl was too young to be his target.But he couldn't speak directly.Girls are thin-skinned, what if they embarrass others. "You don't have to take it to heart, I don't care." He smiled gentlemanly.

Just don't get angry...

Rosa didn't know what Batman had come up with. Now she was more worried about the attack ability that her app always exchanged for the indiscriminate attack ability-it couldn't go on like this.

[Rosa sauce, you wronged me! ╭(╯^╰)╮], APP represents those who are unable to appear on the stage now, he is a little unhappy that his little angel has wronged others, [The abilities I exchanged for you are all manifestations of your own consciousness, how can you say that I am wrong Woolen cloth. 】He is the person (thinking) who understands Rosa best.

"But Batman is dragged into the water by you every time..." Rosa didn't reflect on herself at all.

[Is that what you asked], APP insisted, [That time in the dessert shop, you wanted to see Batman's eight-pack abs, so I had his clothes ripped off! 】The soft and cute little angel refuses to admit his mistakes? ! [And that time at the banquet, it was you who thought that the Joker and Batman really loved me and let them have a child!Well, it was for the two of them to have a polo of amniotic fluid for the time being! 】

Me me me?

Rosa blinked her eyes in disbelief.

【Of course it's you!This time too! 】If there is an entity in the APP at this time, it will definitely shake its head and teach Rosa a lesson. 【It is you who watched the Iron Man X Batman version of the Romeo and Juliet dialogue. The three delayed the love between Batman and Iron Man, so let me get rid of him ╭(╯^╰)╮! 】

[You yourself are the bat iron cult, have you forgotten? (━┳━_━┳━)】

what what?

Bat iron cult?

Was I so heavy-mouthed in my previous life?

Rosa tried her best to find her cute CP deep in her memory.

【Also, I've never had the nerve to tell you.You know why you imagine me as an app-style superpower that burns cash to use? 】(☆_☆), APP sighed, feeling that he had to reveal such a cruel fact. 【That’s because you firmly believe in the old saying ‘the poor rely on mutation, the rich rely on technology’, and you firmly refuse to admit that you are a poor person relying on mutation, so ╮(╯_╰)╭】, what a crime, [You just burned millions of dollars in vain. 】

"puff……"

This is the last stubbornness of a poor man.

"A consensus has been reached with the Gotham police and the Justice League. The clown will be temporarily handed over to S.H.I.E.L.D." Sitting in the swivel chair, Iron Man squinted at the little spider and the others beside him, "What are you looking at?" Busy with processing He has not been free for follow-up matters, and he didn't know what was going on online without Jarvis' notice.

"It's nothing." Peter shook his head desperately.

"...Peter, if you are stupid again, I will throw you out." Stark didn't take Peter's abnormality seriously. "The mutant suppression device newly developed by S.H.I.E.L.D. is powerful. We need to pay attention to whether other organizations have obtained that device in the near future." S.H.I.E.L.D. was able to lose samples of highly confidential scientific research projects, which is really a skill.

"This is no problem." Natasha sat on the other side of the table, calmly swiping her phone - "Bat Iron Pushing Forever", she voted for the above entry in an online poll.

"Romanov, please be serious during the meeting." Iron Man knocked on the table.

"No problem." Natasha, who had always been at odds with Iron Man, put away her phone obediently, and then sat upright.

Stark, who was so respected by the black widow for the first time, felt a little uncomfortable, but as a scientist, he found a way for this phenomenon with his excellent mind and excellent logical thinking ability, as well as the amount of knowledge reserves different from ordinary people. correct explanation -

That idiot Romanov finally understood that she should respect herself, forget it, I have a lot of adults.

#Natasha: Narcissism is a disease, it must be cured (┬＿┬)#

#Stark: Terminally ill, can’t be cured╭(╯^╰)╮#

"Well, Cap will be back in Manhattan in the next few days." Closing the tablet, Stark announced a big news, "Barnes' memory has shown signs of full recovery, and he will bring him back to check."

Speaking of this topic, the meeting room was a bit heavy for a while, and no one said anything.

"Okay, let's go here." Iron Man looked at the tablet in his hand, indicating that the others can disband. "Stay here, Rosa, I'll check your body. See if the suppression device has any image on your body." The cautious Iron Man played a full set, and he tried his best to make Rosa feel controlled by the suppression collar. illusion.

"Well, good." Rosa nodded, very cooperative.

She has been depressed since she came back from Gotham.

"Bruce?" Of course it wasn't Batman.Stark looked at Dr. Banner who was hesitant to speak in front of him, a little puzzled, "What's wrong? Oh, have you met Rosa?"

"Uh...I..." Banner wanted to talk to Stark about the Internet.But on second thought, with Jarvis around, why doesn't Stark know?

"Banner?" Natasha was not afraid of big things when watching the excitement, she directly grabbed Banner's arm, "I have something to show you, let's go." After finishing speaking, she pulled away the only conscience in the Avengers , deprived Iron Man of the only chance to learn the truth.

"What happened to Bruce?" Taking Rosa into the elevator, Iron Man asked strangely, "Have you had a conflict with Romanov?" I really don't know why Bruce likes Romanov, a man-in-law.

"No." Rosa shook her head, and followed Iron Man into the medical room.

After some inspection, there is naturally no problem.

"...What's the matter with you?" Stark tapped the instrument next to Rosa with his tablet, "I've been listless since I came back yesterday." It made him worry about the little girl's physical problems.

"Huh? I'm fine." Rosa pulled her hair.Is she acting obvious?

"Hmph, you're about to put your displeasure on your face." Stark sat beside Rosa, "Tell me, what's the matter?" One person was injured, and the adventurous young people were still asking him to carry the bus and fly a few more laps in the sky after being rescued.

#The group of little fools#

My friend was not injured, and there was no big trouble, so why is the little girl suffering?

"I...I'm just..." Rosa circled her legs and put her arms around her knees. "I just think I'm useless." It's fine if she can't control her superpowers well. Natasha and others have taught her martial arts for almost two months so carefully, but when she was in actual combat, she immediately gave up.

Rosa, who is full of enthusiasm and seriousness in every training and has high expectations for results, is currently hit hard.It's like you spent sleep and food preparing for an exam, only to find that you can't do a single question when you get the paper.

This made Rosa, who has never been a stupid girl in her two lifetimes, feel very shocked.

"It's useless for you to take down the clown and his accomplices?" Stark didn't expect this to be the reason. "Believe me baby, even if Romanov and the others are present, they will not be able to do better than you." Rosa successfully delayed the time for the hostages to be rescued smoothly, and in the end, they were captured alive without a single soldier or casualty. The clown and his henchmen.Even if the elites of S.H.I.E.L.D. were to perform this task, it would be difficult to do better than Rosa.

"But I...but I dare not move..." Rosa rested her head on her knees, her voice was low, "After you left, Mr. Wayne fought with them, and I was too scared to move..." She Feel wronged and sad. "Natasha taught me so many things, but I just didn't dare to move..."

"I was too scared to move when I saw them..."

Rosa felt that she was really useless.The personal teaching of the Avenger Black Widow can definitely transform anyone in two months, but what about her?After encountering something, I was frightened like a quail.

It's really cowardly.

"Silly girl." Stark touched the top of the other's head, "How does your growth environment compare with Romanov and Wayne? Romanov has only taught you for less than two months, how much can you learn? "

The hairy head just won't get up.

"If you didn't learn it, it only means that Romanov didn't teach well." What the black widow taught the little girl was mostly basic and technical things.But training and actual combat are very different. "She didn't teach you how to protect yourself in actual combat."

"Natasha taught very well." Rosa justified the name of her serious teacher.

"Okay, okay, good teaching." Stark didn't argue, "Well, I'll accompany you, let's simulate the actual combat situation." He forcefully lifted the opponent's red head from his knee, "Don't poo Shut up!" Pulling him up, Iron Man decided to risk his life to accompany Junzi.

"Come on, let's go to the training room."

"Tony, do you really want to come?" Rosa, who had changed into her tracksuit, looked at the man in the racer-shirt and hesitated a little.

"Of course it's true." Stark waved his hand and motioned for Rosa to start, "From today onwards, I'll spare time to accompany you to do actual combat drills." The little girl just wants to be better, can't he just accompany you to practice?

"Well... Natasha taught me a lot of skills." Rosa said seriously, "Tony, I'm not afraid when I face you." In other words, she won't be too scared to move.

Is Rosa afraid of getting hurt?

Stark felt warm in his heart. "Don't worry, sweetheart, I'll take it easy." He didn't want Rosa to get hurt, did he?

The friendly conversation before the battle officially ended, the two of them fell silent, and then Rosa carefully observed the standing posture and position of the man opposite.

Stark raised his hand, signaling Rosa to attack first.

Taking a deep breath, Rosa pinpointed the opponent's weakness as Natasha taught her, and attacked.

Then, the development of things was completely beyond her expectation——

"Boom!" Iron Man easily flashed past Rosa's body, and then pulled back with his hand, pulling the little girl into his arms in an instant. Immediately afterwards, Rosa was knocked down by the opponent, and she was pressed against the soft ground. on the mat.

"Rosa, the speed is good." Stark was very satisfied with his actions.Rosa lay down on the mat accurately without bumping into each other. She acted neatly in front of the little girl and played handsomely. Now she always remembers to encourage and praise her with words.

Ah, he is simply the most gentle, caring and handsome fighting training teacher in New York.

Stark was immersed in the joy of success, and he didn't even notice that Rosa's flushed face was not shy.

"Stark, Rosa?" Natasha returned to the training room to pick up things, just in time to see Iron Man training with her primary school students, "Rosa, do you still want to train if you don't go home to rest?" The little girl's expression was not right ah.

"Natasha..." She barely held back her grievances when lying on the mat, but after Iron Man pushed away and Rosa sat up from the mat, she couldn't bear it anymore.

"Wow... Natasha, I'm sorry for you..." Rosa, who felt that she had failed her master's teachings, burst into tears, "I didn't learn well... I can't even beat Tony... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "

She was beaten to the ground with a single move by a rich man who relies on technology...

Actually, even, Tony, can't beat...

Stark, who was sitting by the side, felt a basin of ice water pouring down his head.

Little sweetheart, what misunderstanding do you have about me? ! ! !

#I am Iron Man's Desperate Dividing Line#

"Rosa, come, come, I've found a good teacher for you." Since Rosa cried so badly the day before, Natasha couldn't bear it, so she decided to find a very reliable combat partner for her little apprentice.

Rosa's problem is that she doesn't feel nervous in the face of familiar people.Even if she and Clint or Stark go all out, Rosa still trusts them too much and cannot achieve actual combat results.

Therefore, Natasha decided to find someone Rosa didn't know to simulate actual combat conditions for her little apprentice.

"Rosa." Steve was talking to the teacher Natasha had found in the training room. "I heard that you are great." Although he didn't quite understand why Rosa felt frustrated, but as the other party's (possibly future) stepfather, he still chose to encourage the little girl—young people, have determination It's also a good thing.

"Hmph." Iron Man, who was beaten to death yesterday, leaned against the wall, not wanting to say a word.

"This is the teacher I found for you." Natasha led Rosa to the other party, "Detective Rumlow, this is Rosa." After speaking, Natasha introduced to Rosa, "Rum Agent Luo is the leader of the Advanced Operations Team of S.H.I.E.L.D., Rosa, if he hadn’t been injured in the siege operation against the Summit some time ago and needed to recuperate, I wouldn’t be able to find him to give you training.” Said yes To help Rosa do actual combat training, in fact, it is just a symbolic gesture from Rumlow.

After all, Rosa can't resist the moves of the real elite agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Hello, Mr. Rumlow." Rosa greeted each other politely.Agent Rumlow is tall and full of tendons. Although he is not as obvious as Captain America's muscles, he still gives people a strong sense of oppression.

Probably this is the temperament of the so-called combat elite.

Rosa thought.

"Brock, you should be careful when you strike." Steve had performed several missions with Rumlow, and he was familiar with it. "Rosa, don't be afraid of him." He encouraged Rosa.

Brock Rumlow?

When Rosa nodded, she felt that the name was very familiar...

Where did she hear it?

Brock Rumlow...

Crossbones?

Huh?What is a crossbones?Why did she feel that this name was so familiar?

With doubts, Rosa walked to one end of the training room, and Agent Rumlow stood at the other end.In the middle are the US team, Black Widow and Iron Man watching the battle.

What is a crossbones?The brand of fried chicken fork?No, not for food.

what is that?

Rosa looked at the man on the other side of the room, and felt that the man's demeanor was really scary.

So cold, like a big bad...

I go!

Rosa was shocked.

Isn't Crossbones the elite of Hydra? !

How unreliable SHIELD is! ! !

Rosa was almost overwhelmed.

Would Hydra's elite twist her neck while no one was looking?

Rosa swallowed, and Rummut raised her hand to signal the little girl opposite to do it.

He was afraid that he would hurt the opponent if he could not grasp the strength well.

Rosa took a deep breath, and—

[Ding dong, exchange the little angel for a skill that doesn’t harm your own people——#我TM是不接口话#╮(╯_╰)╭, talking is a disease, but TM can’t be cured, and I’m also very sick. despair! 】

Trump looked at the little girl opposite, and laughed in his heart at Romanov and others for coaxing the child into an addiction. "Little girl, you can hit me however you want..."

He paused suddenly.

"Anyway, I can strangle you with one hand!" The S.H.I.E.L.D. senior operations team leader shook his head contemptuously, "Your thigh is not as thick as my arm!"

Captain America and the others frowned in disapproval.

"Brock, you..." Steve couldn't help it.

"Captain America, you're really depraved." Rumlow was attracted by the voice, and then shook his head again, "I don't believe you didn't notice it, what's the difference between you and a little boy who eats soft food now?!" Akimbo, severely criticized Steve's behavior. "Look at this outfit on you, just pointing to your little pension, you can't afford it for eight years without food and drink!" Lumute's face was full of pain, "It's shameful to spend your girlfriend's money to dress yourself up! "

He pouted.

Eh?

Several other people looked at each other strangely.

"Rumlo, you..." Iron Man felt a little strange, "Why do you..."

"You're stupider than him!" Rumlow was delighted when he saw Iron Man speak, "Hahaha...you don't know, do you? You are recognized as gay now! Or the one below! Tsk tsk tsk , Stark, I don’t think you will ever try to stand up in this life, just your small body..." He laughed at Iron Man's figure.

"Rosa?" Tony looked at his little girl, what's going on?

"Hahahaha, what are you calling her for?" Lumut continued to laugh at Iron Man, "Oh my god, I'm so happy, I just received an order to kidnap this little girl, so you asked me to teach her Do you think you all are stupid in the Avengers!" He slapped his thighs happily, "I was wrong, you are so stupid! Hahahaha... S.H.I.E.L.D. has let us infiltrate into a sieve, and you didn't realize it, haha Ha ha……"

Crossbones danced happily.

"You don't even know that I'm a Hydra, hahaha... you idiots... hahahahaha... oh my god, I'm dying of laughter..."

"Oh my god, I can't do it anymore, I'm so happy..." Lang Mutt wiped away his tears, "Oh my god, look at you idiots, hahahaha..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The crossbones lean forward and back together happily.

Rosa looked at everyone, then obediently got up and walked out of the training room, and closed the door for everyone intimately.

#The following images are too violent, please do not watch if you are under the age of [-], thank you. #

The author has something to say: la la la, Paw received a notice from the property yesterday that the power will be cut off at home from 7:30 a.m. until night.So the paw stayed up all night to finish writing today's update!Look at the time, it is 2:48 in the morning, paw is very hungry and sleepy.

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