[Zhongyingmei] The little angels of the big ones

"Mr. Stark, is there any result in the search?"

The British branch of S.H.I.E.L.D., headquartered in London.

Phil Coulson took the place of the chief who stayed in the United States, and together with the superheroes of the Avengers, came to solve the incident.

"NO", Iron Man pointed his finger on the table and gave an answer.

"How is Rosa?" Captain America Steve was wearing a neat American flag-style uniform, with a shield on his side, "Do you want to call her here?" It may be safe to call the little girl back under the current situation point.

"No, you don't need to call her yet." Stark confidently rejected Captain America's proposal, "I let Deadpool follow her. Although that guy Wilson has poor aesthetics, he is still reliable in doing things with money." It was because of Deadpool following him that he felt relieved not to tell Rosa what had happened.

"This matter should have been told to Rosa earlier." Steve disagreed with Iron Man's decision.

"Rodgers is right." Eagle-eyed Clint Barton expressed his reconsideration, "Rosa knew earlier that she would be mentally prepared."

Stark looked at the screen and paused, "I'll go to her after this matter is settled and ask her to sign the agreement."

"Sir, abnormal energy field fluctuations have been detected, suspected to be Loki." Jarvis interrupted the discussion of several Avengers at this time, and a map of downtown London was displayed on the screen, "The location is at the Thames River Shopping Center nearby".

"Let's go." Captain America stood up immediately as the spiritual leader of the Avengers, "Let's act."

"Hmm." Thor, with one eye socket blue, stood between his friends and held up his sledgehammer, quite helplessly. "After this time, I must take Loki back to Asgard and keep him under strict supervision!" Sol, who was forced to interrupt his private meeting with his girlfriend, was very sad to have such an unlucky brother bear.

He is obviously not a single dog, but why is life harder than that of a single dog? !

It started 6 hours ago.

Taking advantage of the fact that Rocky came to Earth to do things and suffered from depression, Saul, who had been separated from his girlfriend Dr. Jane Foster for many years (two balls?), finally won a relatively long vacation.You don't have to think about going back to Asgard anymore, and you don't have to worry about wiping your bear brother's ass every day, and Sol, who is stuck with his girlfriend every day-what?You asked him if his brother got depression, did he find a doctor?

Saul said: What is depression?Loki must have deliberately pretended to be sick because the plot failed!

S.H.I.E.L.D. & Avengers: You are right! →_→

Therefore, Sol, who has nothing to do, happily stays with his girlfriend every day.All his expenses were reimbursed by S.H.I.E.L.D., and Iron Man Tony Stark generously lent him a private island.Sol, who wakes up to the sound of birds chirping every day, and his girlfriend is by his side, is living a pleasant life.

but!

but!If Loki doesn't find trouble for Sol, then he won't be called Brother Bear.

At that time, the atmosphere was just right, and Sol had just used his clumsy cooking skills to make his girlfriend happy.Seeing that the revolution has succeeded and victory is just around the corner, Lei Shen has already quietly touched his girlfriend's button.Jane was very happy to be coaxed, so she let Thor's further move.

But just when the atmosphere was at its best, when little student Sol was about to succeed, TM's Iron Man called!

Here we want to explain the mobile phone that Iron Man specially equipped for Raytheon students.

Because Thor's children's shoes come from a country with highly developed weapon technology, but the weird level of civilian technology is still in the middle ages. In order to take care of Thor, a child from the mountains, Stark equipped him with a special contactor for the Avengers. Not like everyone else.

To sum it up - it is a special contactor for the Avengers version of the elderly machine.

First of all, the function of playing games is absolutely unnecessary - Sol doesn't even know what the APP is; secondly, the beauty function when taking pictures is also useless - just Sol's wrinkled face , It’s useless to be beautiful (Raytheon fans are stunned: how can there be folds?); Finally, and the most important point-the mobile phone equipped with Sol will automatically turn on the video in case of emergency. Voice function drops.

#话说话联系Why does the communicator of Fulian need to be able to play games and have a beauty camera? #

Having said that, let’s sum it up, it’s Sol’s cell phone. When something happens, such as Loki ran away from Thanos, aliens invaded the earth, or Sol was detained for eating the overlord’s meal, Sol Hall's phone automatically turns on video for the Iron Man who calls him—a face-to-face conversation.

What?You ask how Saul's privacy and human rights are guaranteed?Iron Man said that Thor is a god, and the laws of the earth do not apply.

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So, when Loki ran out of the deep sea prison where he was held, and the superheroes of the Avengers tried to contact Thor, who was in the gentle town——

Cough cough cough, hot eyes ah.

Shocked by the sudden pop-up projected video dialogue, Jane reacted even faster than Saul. This female doctor, who once dared to confront Phil Coulson, and dared to slap Thor in the face, made a decisive move. He kicked on the face of the man who was still lingering with him just now, without blinking his eyes.

Then, Sol, who fell, was hit by the coffee table to an indescribable part.

hiss……

Several Avengers on the other end of the phone covered their faces at the same time.

It looks so painful!

Several men thought silently.

Therefore, our Lei Shen classmate can only act together with everyone in the Avengers with one of the blue eyes of the panda and a certain important part that he dare not rub.

Loki, don't blame my brother for disregarding brotherhood this time!

——BY was knocked into an indescribable part at a critical moment. I don’t know. Will the happiness of the rest of my life be affected? Shrouded in the shadow of being rejected by his girlfriend Thor Thor.

……

The Avengers set off immediately after detecting the location of Loki's appearance.The location of the incident was not far from the London headquarters of S.H.I.E.L.D. Thor naturally swung a sledgehammer and flew directly there, followed by Iron Man.Natasha joins Captain America and Clint and Phil Coulson in the small Airbus.

When they got to the scene, Loki hadn't had time to cause massive chaos.

Because it was dusk at the time of the incident, most of the people who came to the shopping center were paying attention to their shopping lists and shopping carts, and Rocky who suddenly appeared was standing on a bench. On the back of the chair, only a few dozens of people noticed the second princess who appeared out of thin air.

When the Avengers team arrived at the scene, Loki was standing on the back of the chair with a proud face, looking down at something.

"Rosa?!"

Captain America and others in the Airbus were taken aback.

"Isn't it good to be alive?" Although the little girl in a white suit and silver high heels was not tall, she was very imposing.Rosa raised her head high and almost rolled her eyes before speaking to Loki.

#罗萨: I don't mean to roll my eyes, it's because the other party is too tall and I can't see the face! #

"Pfft..." Iron Man couldn't help laughing in an instant, and everyone in the Avengers also instantly remembered the fear of being dominated by 10 fruit men.

#Ah, too hot eyes#

And Loki was obviously irritated by Rosa's provocative expression and tone. He didn't even care about the Avengers who had rushed to the scene, but raised his hands high. Cane - "You fish-lipped atrium man..."

"Loki!" Thor held up the sledgehammer, and slammed it down hard, "Catch him with nothing!"

Thor, who had never really dealt a cruel blow to his younger brother, smashed it down with Thor's Hammer, without considering Loki's endurance at all-I don't know if there will be happiness for the rest of his life, brotherhood?What's that?Can I eat it?

"Ah!" The moment Thor made his move, Rosa was picked up by Iron Man who descended from the sky, and was changed positions in the blink of an eye.

"Sweeheart, you are too courageous." Unexpectedly, his little girl was there, Stark put him a little further away.

"Wow! Iron Man!" Compared to the second prince of Asgard, Tony Stark as Iron Man is naturally more eye-catching. In an instant, people in front of the shopping mall began to shout in surprise.

"Look, that's Thor!" someone else yelled, and then quickly took out his phone and started taking pictures.

"Who was the one who was beaten?"

The crowd was excited.

"Rocky." Natasha, who was driving the Airbus, said instantly, and then let the aircraft show its shape, "Is your depression cured?" One of the life creeds of the black widow Mrs. Natasha Romanov: beat people If you slap someone in the face, if you swear at someone, you will be exposed.

Loki was stunned for a moment, and was almost hit in the chest by Thor's hammer.

"Okay, it's you!" He said why the man in the courtyard looked so familiar just now!Loki remembered where he had met the other party—it was that little girl who made him lose face all over the Nine Worlds!

"You damned, stupid little girl..." The enemy was extremely jealous when they met, and the eyes of the second prince of Asgard instantly turned red.

Rosa stood behind Iron Man, looked at the crowd, and then at Iron Man in front of her, feeling that something was wrong.

[Ding Dong, I heard the call of the little angel!Now exchange skills for Rosa sauce——#Everyone is blind, learn from Comrade Superman, no one will recognize you when you wear glasses! #<(￣ˇ￣)/This skill is limited to 1 dollar and 1 minute today, so hurry up and find a pair of glasses for yourself, little angel!The best disguise in the world is to wear glasses (＾U＾)ノ~YO! 】

Rosa felt herself, her sunglasses were missing.

"Do you have glasses?" She poked Iron Man in front of her.

"Huh?" Stark was a little surprised how Rosa would ask him for that thing at the critical moment of the battle. "Yes." But he actually pulled out a pair of sunglasses from the gap in his battle suit.

#大哥Do you dare to tell me why you hide your glasses in your battle suit?Why don't you install an air conditioner for yourself? ——BY Rosa Sauce#

#There is an air conditioner in the first place→_→——BY Stark#

Holding the glasses given by Iron Man, Rosa brushed her hair aside and put them on quickly.In an instant, she noticed that everyone's eyes had moved away from her.

"Rosa???" Stark looked at the strange girl in the white suit in front of him in bewilderment, "Is that you?" The memory told him that the little girl in front of him was Rosa, but his eyes and brain clearly Tell him that this is a stranger in front of him.

"It's me." Rosa nodded.

And Loki also lost the target of the attack in an instant.

"Where's that little girl?!" Loki nimbly dodged his brother's sledgehammer, and glared at Iron Man, "Where did you hide her?!" Not only him, but everyone else in the Avengers also wondered why Rosa It was gone in a blink of an eye.

What does your own blindness have to do with me.

Stark stood calmly in front of Rosa,

"you guess?"

"Loki!" Sol missed a few times with the hammer, and finally lost his patience. "If you still recognize me as a brother, then you can catch him without a fight! I'll take you back to Asgard!" By the way, hurry up and go see there!He doesn't feel at ease if he doesn't see a doctor! ! !Jane!Don't abandon me!I'm fine!

However, Loki obviously didn't receive his brother's signal. He simply thought that Sol's eyes were red, his face was purple, and his body was shaking because he couldn't catch him.

#This is a sad misunderstanding#

"Sol, look at you." His Royal Highness the second prince, who still insisted on maintaining his dignity even under siege, gave his brother a sympathetic look.

"You are like a dog raised by the people of the earth. You can do whatever they tell you to do." He slowly touched the infinity gem on his cane. "Saul, are you okay by yourself now?"

Loki's original intention was to satirize that Thor has no independent opinion now, and everything he does will be subject to the opinions of the people in the atrium.

But he didn't know his brother's current situation.

As Loki's voice fell, Thor suddenly really felt that a certain indescribable part of him could not feel the pain——

It's a good thing to feel pain when you're hurt, if you can't feel it...

Thor couldn't help but want the worst.

"Sol?" Captain America, who had already jumped off the plane and attracted crowds of onlookers, looked at his comrades strangely, "What's wrong with you?" Why was Sol suddenly sweating profusely and turning pale?

"Loki!" Thor was furious, deeply doubting that he was dying. "You can catch it with nothing!" He swung Thor's hammer and jumped up.

Seeing that the battle between Thor and Loki intensified, everyone in the Avengers felt that something was wrong.

"What's wrong with Sol?" In the public channel, Natasha first questioned, "Why does he seem to be a different person?" Is it like fighting the other party to kill the father and the enemy?

"Maybe he finally understands the truth of cutting grass and roots." Iron Man stood beside Rosa leisurely, not without ridicule. "Asgard is a monarchy. Loki, the second prince who wants to usurp the throne every day, is a huge security risk for Sol." The former arms dealer is very familiar with the twists and turns in the political field.

"Hey, there's something really wrong with Thor." Steve said kindly, "He's a bit ruthless." Of course, compared to the former Hulk, Thor's strikes are relatively light, but Thor...

"We can't let them fight anymore." After seeing enough excitement, Stark also became serious. "If the second prince of Asgard is maimed by Thor on Earth, we will not be able to escape." As the most successful arms dealer in the world and the owner of the most powerful weapon in the world, Tony Star When Ke said this, he felt a little sad.

If it weren't for the fact that the earth couldn't beat the aliens, why would they still be angry?Long ago, Loki was chopped up and thrown into the sea to feed the fish.

"Saul!" Steve and Iron Man stepped forward together, and pulled away Thor who almost made Loki act like a boulder in his chest. Hawkeye Clint and Natasha's Airbus pointed their weapons at the victim lying on the ground. Loki with dilated pupils.

"Sol, that's it!" Steve grabbed his companion. "Calm down!"

"Ahem...hahaha..." Loki, who was lying on the ground, breathed a sigh of relief, but still didn't know what to do, "Sol, you actually want to kill your brother and I for the sake of the people in the courtyard, you, as the prince of Asgard Proud?" He looked up to the sky and laughed. "I didn't expect you to be reduced to this level... this level..."

"Loki!" Thor's eyes were red, and he almost cried out—yes, how could he have fallen to this point, he really can't feel the pain there now.

Rosa watched the two Thor brothers fight in a daze, and she always felt that something was wrong.

"Hahaha..." Loki laughed nervously, "What if you catch me? You also dare not kill me." He looked at Iron Man and the others firmly, "Where's that damned little girl? You better hide her, that ant, sooner or later I will trample her to death!"

How big are you!

Rosa pouted.

"Ah!" Loki, who was supposed to be lying on the ground with no power to fight back, suddenly disappeared from everyone's eyes.

"It's a phantom!" Thor exclaimed.

"Rosa!" Iron Man immediately flew towards Rosa, but it was already too late.The man in the green robe had raised his cane high and stood behind Rosa.

[Ding Dong, Rosa sauce, don’t be afraid, I will exchange life-saving skills for you now——#He is a man with a story! #, this skill is not fully functional because it is under development, so only half the price is charged, 500 US dollars per minute, please make good use of it (づ￣1￣)づづでとし]

Loki's cane was raised high, and Rosa was a little slow because of fear.Iron Man tried his best to rush to the front, but in the end he missed by a few tenths of a second.

"Rosa!" Rosa, who was dodging to avoid it, took off the inappropriate glasses on her face, and several superheroes in the Avengers exclaimed worriedly at the same time.

Loki raised his cane high, and—

He fell hard to the ground!

"I'm fucking easy every day!" The second princess, who always maintained a perfect appearance, swears in front of everyone for the first time.

The cane rolled a few times on the ground and rolled in front of the crowd of onlookers.

"Loki?" Iron Man pulled Rosa behind him.

"Huh? Stark?" Loki stroked his hair, "I've been meaning to say for a long time, what's the meaning of the color of your Jiaduobao gold pot?!" He looked at Iron Man with disgust, "The crayfish's combination method has to put the armor on the belly according to the style of the abdominal muscles?!" Flicking his hair, the expression on Loki's face was indescribable, "Do you have abdominal muscles? Ah? Do you have any?" How shameless to add artificial abdominal muscles to yourself!" The second princess arrogantly despised Iron Man.

Stark was so choked that he almost didn't come up.

"Stark!" Steve hurried up to stop him, and then took out special handcuffs to handcuff Loki.

"And you and you!" Loki didn't resist being handcuffed at all, but his mouth was not idle. "Over 90, still wearing tights?!" He pointed at Captain America with his uncuffed hand, "Do you think you are a Teletubbies? Or is it just to show off your muscles?" Blinking eyes , the second princess looked back at Iron Man with a livid face, "Look at him!"

Rosa covered her mouth and snickered.

"The thing I can't stand is you!" Loki was handcuffed, and he stood in front of Thor but didn't move. "Do you know why I want to take Thor's position away from you again and again? Do you know? Do you know?!" He almost roared and shouted.

Sol stared at his brother dumbfounded, "Why?" He really didn't understand why his brother hated him so much.

"Because your fucking hygiene habits are so bad!!!"

Loki cried out in pain.

"You never fucking shave your body hair, never shave!" He grabbed Sol's arm, "The hair on your arm is almost ready for braiding, you still don't shave!" He pointed again Er's armpit, "Smell it yourself, smell it yourself!" He made an extremely disgusted expression.

Everyone's eyes and mobile phones turned to Sol's armpit following Loki's words.

"Hot day! Hot day! No shaving!" Loki seemed to completely ignore his own hairy arm.

"Also, what the hell are you wearing?!" He pointed to Sol's sleeveless armor because of the hot weather. "Wearing metal armor with bare arms, you have thick skin!" He raised his head, "Which planet is this fashionable, huh?" His eyes were full of disgust.

"Your hygiene habits are bad and your taste is bad, so I will bear it." Rocky sighed fiercely, "Look at your old face again", "Brother, do you dare to tell everyone that you wash it every few days?" Turn around, huh?!" He asked with his eyes wide open.

"I wash it every day..." Sol's voice gradually weakened under his brother's angry glaring.

"Wash every day?! Doesn't use skin care products and facial cleanser? Does that mean washing your face?!" Loki exploded, "Look at your face, it's covered with dead skin! The pores are so thick that you can see the blackheads inside!" The second princess Made a disgusted expression, "The last time you exfoliated was hundreds of years ago? The last time you put on a mask was thousands of years ago, huh?!"

"I……"

Saul was stunned, why did he do that?

"Look at your dead skin, blackheads and dry lines under your eyes!" Loki touched his fair face, "It's so bad if you don't shave or take a bath in summer!" Luoki's expression made everyone unconsciously start to stay away from it. Thor, "With your good looks and hygiene habits, your girlfriend can ask you and me to thank her on behalf of the people of Asgard!" Loki growled at Thor, "She just found it from the garbage dump. What a boyfriend! I thank her for her bravery, you should give her the title of Thor!!!”

All the people present were dumbfounded.

"You guys can't understand, right?" Loki pointed to the bewildered man present, "Then you two can understand?" He suddenly looked at Natasha and Rosa, "Look Look at me!"

Loki stretched out his neck towards the two women, Rosa.

"I wash my face every morning and evening, using [哗——] brand and [哩——] brand facial cleanser, cleansing and moisturizing in the morning and deep cleansing in the evening." His slender fingers pointed to his cheeks, "Look at my face, absolutely There are no pores and fine lines, and there will be no blackheads!" He touched his cheek intoxicated.

"I take a bath at least three times a day, using [哗——] brand shower gel and [哟——] brand bath salts." Loki touched his chest again. "The fragrance lasts for a long time, and the body is refreshing, and there is absolutely no peculiar smell." He glanced at Sol again with disgust.

"I insist on using [Wow——] brand mask and [Wow——] brand [Wow——] skin care products every day." Rocky touched his fingers, "The same is true for moisturizing and deep repairing. lack."

"I insist on subscribing to the most famous men's clothing magazines in the Nine Worlds all the year round." Loki touched his scarf, "Even [哗——] magazines with high circulation in a small place like your atrium and [哩——] I subscribe to all the magazines, and I will definitely keep up with the pulse of fashion and never be out of date." He poses in front of the glass door of the shopping mall intoxicated.

Rosa and Natasha looked at each other.

"Say it," Loki seemed to have finally calmed down. "Is it possible for someone like me to work with a guy like Saul?" His eyes swept over everyone present.

like……

really can't...

↑↑↑This is the idea of ​​the onlookers present.

"Originally, I would have tolerated Sol being dirty." Loki stroked his hair, "But since he became Thor!" Loki complained all over his face. "When he has nothing to do, he leads more than forty big men together, either wrestling or fighting, and immediately get together to drink after getting sweaty!"

Loki gritted his teeth and looked at his brother, "Forty big men! When we in Asgard are the hottest, we can have a temperature of up to 50 degrees Celsius in your temperature testing unit! He leads forty or so people, all of whom are the same as him. Sweaty men who don't shower or shave, drink in a crowded hall, and don't wear shoes!"

The second princess made an unbearable expression.

"He, fuck, he still has to drag me along!!!"

Loki made a sad face.

"Do you think I can't turn against him? You think I can't usurp the throne!"

What happened to the second princess almost made everyone shed tears when they heard it.

"Don't run away from Asgard again, don't compete with him for Thor's position..." Loki shed tears silently, "I'm going to be smoked to death..."

Early the next morning, major skin care and beauty brands launched advertisements one after another, indicating that they will soon launch various shower gels, facial cleansers, facial masks, bath salts, special peeling patches for men... and so on.

And all the brands all added the following two sentences in the advertisement column——

"This brand has signed a contract with Mr. Rocky, and this product will be given to Mr. Rocky as a priority", and——

"Thor Thor is good to use!"

The author has something to say: cough, cough, poor Lei Sledgehammer... 233333