[Zhongyingmei] The little angels of the big ones

"So what happened in Gotham yesterday?" Little Spider-Man, who came to Fulian Building to upgrade his equipment, hugged his new equipment, opened his two round eyes, and stared at the experience of yesterday's Gotham incident. The author-Iron Man Tony Stark.

"Mr. Stark?" Peter blinked vigorously, trying to be cute.

"If you look at me like that again, I'll beat you out." Tony was horrified to be stared at by a man like this. He pushed Peter, who had unconsciously exceeded the safe distance, "Hurry up and try your new equipment." Yesterday The events of which would be a nightmare for any man, he refuses to recall.

"Stark, just talk about it." Clint sat on the sofa beside him.He had been curious for a long time, but couldn't bear to ask.Stark, one of the parties, didn't say a word, and little Rosa didn't come to Avengers Building today because it was her turn to go on vacation again.He has long been suffocated with problems.

"That's right." Natasha tapped lightly on the table, "Stark, what's the matter? Anyway, the newspapers are crazy." Starting this morning, whether it's the Internet or traditional paper media, whether it's Gotham The internal publications are still New York magazines, and they all report on the Gotham incident.

——However, the "truth" issued by each media is different.

"...Could it be that the clown really gave birth to a fat boy who weighed six pounds and six taels?!" Peter, who had just read the "Daily Bugle" earlier in the morning, instantly made up a parent-child picture of "Ugly Mother and Fat Boy".

——Oh my god, it's terrible!

"The clown is a man!" Stark glared at Peter viciously, "Has your knowledge of biology been eaten away?!" How did he recruit this clown? !

"So the clown didn't have a son?" Natasha was reading Gotham's local newspaper "Gotham Express." "Did he give birth to a daughter?" She asked curiously.

"Huh? But the version I saw said that the Joker gave birth to a baby Batman." Clint answered the question fearing that the world would be in chaos.

"But there are still people who say that it was Batman who started messing around and ended up abandoning him, and then the clown disguised himself as a man in a fit of anger..." Peter gradually silenced himself under Iron Man's stare.

"...I will definitely convey this news to Batman next time I meet with the Justice League." Stark rubbed his head with a headache.

Let's turn the time back to yesterday.

In the brightly lit banquet hall, all participants were evacuating in an orderly manner.The frightened hostages obeyed the arrangement of the Gotham police and walked out, while secretly looking at the vacated area in the middle of the hall from the corner of their eyes.

The crowd evacuated quietly, only the occasional clear sound of ladies' high heels hitting the ground once or twice.Gotham's police officers have been tested for a long time, whether it is the speed of dispatching police or handling emergencies in an orderly manner.They guided the crowd in low voices and were patient.

But the silence of the rescued hostages and the police does not mean that the banquet hall is quiet.

"Ah... Batman... ah, um... bat... um... ah... ah..." The high and low moans are very penetrating, and they are clearly transmitted through the air into everyone Human ears cannot be ignored.

In the center of the sound, the clown is lying on the ground.His belly was already so big that it was no different from a pregnant woman who was pregnant in October.The pain in his stomach made him scream unconsciously, but it was not pain, but Batman's name desperately.

Gotham Police Chief James Gordon has changed his usual serious image and now stands in front of Manhattan's superhero, Iron Man Tony Stark.

"Mr. Stark." Gordon, who was nearly 5 years old, was very disturbed.You must know that things that can make him so nervous are rare. "The clown... this..." He turned his head and glanced at the clown who had been confirmed by the obstetrician and gynecologist as the amniotic fluid broke.

In Gordon's thinking, although there are many villains and villains rampant in Gotham, it is still a city with a normal style of painting.This kind of technology that can make a man conceive for ten months in an instant must have come from the technology tycoon in front of him——Iron Man Tony Stark, one of the greatest scientists of this century.

"Look, what should I do?" The implication is that Gordon wanted to ask Iron Man if he could find a way to deliver the clown. When the doctors in Gotham heard that they were delivering the clown, they immediately shook their heads and refused. I'm afraid that the clown will come to seek revenge if he slows down.

Stark's heart is broken.

He wanted to shout out very much at this moment, this matter had nothing to do with him, and he didn't know what to do.

—but he couldn't.

Rosa's ability this time is really shocking. Stark didn't want the little girl to be exposed to everyone, so he could only bite the bullet and pretend to be unfathomable.

"Hmm..." He was thinking whether he should call two doctors from Manhattan. The child is innocent, so let's get the child out first.

Or just let the clown give birth.

"Darling!" Just when Stark was still making up his mind, there was a sudden noise at the gate.Almost all the guests have been evacuated, and there are all heavily armed Gotham police at the door. "What did you do to my darling?! Let me in quickly!!!" The high-pitched female voice was trembling at the end.

"Harley Quinn is here." A police officer reported to Gordon.

Before Gordon could make an instigation, he saw that the defense line in front of the banquet hall had been breached, and the clown girl who came alone was holding a big hammer in her hand, her eyes were red. "You all get out of the way, my darling needs me!" She said as she rushed in.

"Who is that?" Rosa, who had been hiding away to take care of the injured cat, came to Stark curiously at this moment. "Does the clown have a girlfriend?" Does that kind of scum have a girlfriend?Is this girl blind?

"Oh, darling!" In the eyes of Harley Quinn who rushed into the hall, she seemed to see no one except the clown lying on the ground.With a swoop, she knelt down directly beside the other party, "Darling, I'm coming, don't be afraid!" She took the other party's hand affectionately.

"Ah... Batman... um... ah..."

This...is embarrassing.

Only Batman, Police Chief Gordon, Iron Man and Rosa, Joker and Harley Quinn were left in the hall without saying a word.

"What did you do to my darling?!" Harley Quinn was a fan of the Joker, she actually chose to tolerate her lover's behavior of calling Batman until now.

love it...

Rosa blinked her eyes.

And Batman Bruce Wayne, who was lying on the gun, didn't want to say a word at the moment.

This child, he is really not mine! ! !

"Darling, oh my darling!" cried Harley Quinn.

"Hmm... Batman... ah... ah..." The clown twisted on the ground with his stomach outstretched.

……

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Uh……

Rosa hesitated for a second.

"Okay, use it!"

Harley Quinn's crying stopped suddenly.

Crazy Gordon and Batman, who knew her well, were on guard immediately, and Rosa even saw that Mr. Police Chief's hand had touched the gun at his waist.

Stark stopped Rosa behind him, with the same serious expression.

Then, Harley Quinn moved.

Harley Quinn suddenly threw the clown's hand on the ground, and then jumped up.

"You, what a bastard!" Harley Quinn, who dyed her hair pink, can be called a beauty, "How dare you mess with other men when you are with my old lady! And you have a big belly?!" She stepped on the clown's protruding belly.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!

"Did you fall in love with him?!" Harley pointed, looking directly at the stunned Batman. "I don't want this kind of second-hand stuff! I'm giving it to you!" She proudly raised her head.

"Hmph!" Immediately afterwards, Harley Quinn turned around to leave, but turned back.

"Ahhh!" The clown covered his stomach, whining about the hand that was stepped on by the clown girl.

"You bastard is out of the mainstream!" Harley felt annoyed at letting the clown go like this, "He's so pale every day, and uses a box of powder every day! My mother bought C's lipstick before she could use it all up." Let you draw it yourself!" Stomped on the clown's hand hard, "Fucking big steel teeth! My old lady kissed you back like eating barbed wire!" The more Harley said, the more angry she became.

"You give fashion training to your subordinates every day just because of your aesthetics!" Harley pulled off the necklace around her neck that fit the clown's aesthetics, "Who gave you the courage, huh? Liang Jingru?" She took the necklace off Throw it in the clown's face.

"I'm telling you, I won't serve you anymore! You can take your beloved family as the nobleman of Shamat every day!!! Hmph!" Harley let out a harsh breath.

"I heard that the pain of a woman during childbirth and the pain of a man's balls are both tenth grade pain, I will give you a parting gift!" After finishing speaking, Harry raised the hammer in his hand and aimed at the lower body of the clown, "Look at me of!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

The clown's screams made all the men present unconsciously clamp their legs.

……

"...So, is the clown alive or not?" Peter felt a pain in an indescribable part of himself.

"A stomach full of amniotic fluid, it is said that it will take ten months to drain it completely." Iron Man silently picked up the wine glass, drank the wine and strengthened his courage.

"But it is said that there..."

"Hiss..." Clint and Peter sobbed together.

"Oh, men are so fragile..."

Natasha shook her legs leisurely.

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