The full-time master blows the rain

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"We have a pure revolutionary friendship, and I could be with anyone, but absolutely not with Yu Wenzhou!" Yuan Xiao said firmly, "I don't have the same zodiac sign with him."

Her answer was a series of busy tones, Jiang Yumo was too lazy to listen to her nonsense, so she hung up the phone.

Yuan Xiao opened Penguin angrily, and found the Yu Yuanwen article, intending to delete it.

"Fourth, you're back, look at my new clothes." Ah Wen's voice suddenly came from behind, and Yuan Xiao looked up at A Wen while deleting. Liked it, then looked down at the phone.

After deleting the article by Yu Yuan, Yuan Xiao exited the chat window, and then saw Yu Wenzhou at the top of the message list and a line of black words beside it "[Document] Yuan Xiaosheng Congratulations", Yuan Xiao clicked on the message with trembling hands, and the last line "The other party has accepted the document" changed Yuan Xiao's inner thoughts from "who will send me to the ambulance" to "who will send me to the crematorium".

Just as Yuan Xiao was clutching his chest and feeling hopeless, Yu Wenzhou called.Yuan Xiao hugged the phone as if hugging a hot potato, trembling hands not knowing what to do.

"Fourth, can't you answer the phone because your hands are dirty? I'll help you!" Xiao Mao, who came back from the outside, played the spirit of helping others to answer the phone for Yuan Xiao, and thoughtfully pressed the release button.

"Hello, Yuan Xiao?" Yu Wenzhou's gentle voice came from the receiver, "I checked the file name, did you send the wrong file just now?"

"You didn't read the content, did you?" Yuan Xiao, who had already pushed Xiao Mao on the chair and was about to beat him up, rekindled his hope.

"Not yet." Yu Wenzhou paused as he swiped the mouse to browse the contents of the file, and said without changing his expression.

Yuan Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, "Then you delete it quickly, there is a virus in it, I accidentally sent it by mistake."

Yu Wenzhou looked at the completed document and said with a smile, "Okay, I've deleted it, so be careful when posting things in the future."

Yuan Xiao clutched his chest and nodded frantically, "Yes, be careful in the future!"

After hanging up the phone, Yuan Xiao opened Penguin and sent Jiang Yumo a whole page of "Your Sister", and then dragged her to the blacklist.Drinking Ah Wen's new milk tea, Yuan Xiao thought happily, but luckily Yu Wenzhou didn't see it.

On the other end, Yu Wenzhou, who had read the full text, held the mouse thoughtfully. So Yuan Xiao likes bathroom games?If so, the bathroom in his new apartment should be bigger.

Blue Rain!Blue Rain!

Toxic Men and Women

Time flies, time flies. In the summer when he was 17 years old, Yuan Xiao took the exam for the last course of his freshman year.Having submitted her application for suspension of schooling, she came to the entrance of the Blue Rain Club with her luggage. Looking at the familiar Blue Rain team logo and Yu Wenzhou beside her, she smiled and said to him, "Captain, hello!"

Yu Wenzhou smiled back, "Hi, welcome to Team Blue Rain."

After settling her luggage, Yuan Xiao put on the customized Blue Rain team uniform. She sat in Team Blue Rain's player training room and looked at the familiar teammates around her. speaker".

Now it's the summer break, but in order to better get in touch with Yuan Xiao, everyone gave up the summer break and stayed in the team to train together.After a month of running-in, Yuan Xiao ushered in her first foreign match after becoming a member of Blue Rain, a friendly match against the previous champion, Tiny Herb.

The battle started quickly and ended very quickly. Tiny Herb is worthy of being the champion team and the king's division. After realizing that Yuan Xiao was out of touch with the other players, he seized the opportunity to attack fiercely. No matter how capable Huang Shaotian was, Yu Wenzhou No matter how good at creating opportunities, it is powerless to restore such a decline.

Yuan Xiao looked at the fallen soul whisperer on the screen, took a deep breath, turned to look at the other team members who suppressed their anger, and said loudly, "I'm sorry, I will continue to work hard."

Huang Shaotian stretched out his hand and rubbed her hair, "Why are you sorry, this is a team competition, and it only works if everyone works hard together! I heard from the cafeteria master that there is soup today, do you want to go and drink soup together?"

Yu Feng, who is also new to the team, patted Yuan Xiao on the shoulder and comforted her, "Don't think too much, let's work hard together."

"I'll go first." Yuan Xiao nodded, let go of the hand holding the mouse, stood up and walked out.

Standing on the roof and blowing the wind for a while, Yuan Xiao rubbed his wrists and looked at the Blue Rain team members downstairs who had an appointment to go to the cafeteria. He took out his cell phone and called Fang Rui, who had debuted for a year.

Fang Rui went back to City G this summer vacation, and now he is watching the playoff video with the air conditioner on at home. When he picked up the phone, the first sentence he said was like a prostitute's opening line, "You still know how to call me?"

Yuan Xiao was too lazy to argue with him, so she told her about her situation and quietly listened to Fang Rui's psychological counseling for her.

"It's normal, I was like this at the beginning, and it will get better with time," Fang Rui grabbed the tassel on the computer cover newly sewn by Fang's mother, "Don't think failure is too terrible, if you can't do it, just learn from me. "

Yuan Xiao resolutely refused, "You are too wretched, I don't want it!"

Fang Rui resolutely refused to admit that he was wretched, "I call it strategy, do you understand strategy? Those who charge up like a fool are called ordinary people, do you understand ordinary people?"

The ordinary man Yuan Xiao rolled his eyes at the mobile phone, "Do you know the iron baa? circle? Do you know what happened in Xiaogang Village, Fengyang? How could you have a good life without these brave men?"

The [-]st quarrel between Pride Yuan and wretched Fang finally ended with Pride Yuan winning. Fang Rui, who was so choked that he couldn't speak, said eight words in one breath to express his feelings at this time.

Yuan Xiao's originally depressed mood disappeared without a trace after this battle. He hung up the phone and went downstairs to the training room refreshed. Fang's mother beat her up.

"Your hands are itchy, aren't you?" Mother Fang glared at Fang Rui while pinching the bare dust cover.

"No, Mom, listen to my explanation. This kind of bare dust cover is popular recently. Really, don't you think that without the tassels, this dust cover has become fashionable in an instant!" Fang Rui tried hard to brainwash Fang's mother. .

"Fashion? Come here, Fang Rui, I'll shave your head bald so you can look stylish too!" Fang's mother roared in answer.

The wretched Fang grabbed the phone and ran for the door. Mother Fang, who was standing at the door with her hips on her hips, shouted loudly, "Stinky boy, don't come back today!"

Fang Rui's fading voice answered her, "Mom, I'm going to see a friend in Blue Rain, remember to hold the door for me tonight!"

Half an hour later, Yuan Xiao rolled his eyes for the fifth time today, looking at Fang Rui who was sitting next to him, drinking cold drinks and humming like a master, "Master Fang, do you always come to supervise the work?"

Uncle Fang took a sip of iced Coke comfortably, pointed to the screen, "Hey, hey, pay attention to your position, it's out of the way."

Yuan Xiao slapped his fingers away, turned to look at the computer and continued to practice.After Yuan Xiao finished the last item, Fang Rui's drink had run out, and it was already ten o'clock when he turned off the lights and came out of the training room. Yuan Xiao looked at Fang Rui, who was already a little sleepy, and pointed to the dormitory, " Or you can sleep here for the night."

Fang Rui shielded his chest with both hands, and looked at Yuan Xiao exaggeratedly, "Wow, what do you want to do to me? Even if you get my man, you won't get my heart!"

Fang Rui's actions made Yuan Xiao's acting soul, which she had not seen for many years, blaze. She stretched out her left hand to support the wall behind Fang Rui. She smiled wretchedly, "Oh, really? You say no, but your body is very honest."

"Boom" something fell on the ground, Yuan Xiao and Fang Rui turned their heads together, and all members of the Blue Rain team looked at the actor duo with a standard posture of watching teeth.

Although Yu Wenzhou, who had always been calm, still looked like the Mount Tai collapsed in front of him without changing his expression, his eyes were filled with a hint of astonishment, "Fang Rui?"

Just now Fang Rui squatted against the wall on purpose to cooperate with Yuan Xiao. Seeing everyone's astonished faces, he hurriedly stood up and tried to say something to ease the embarrassment, but the result of his action was too hasty. It reached Fang Rui's chest.Fang Rui looked at Yuan Xiao, who was stuck in his chest, and looked at the people in Lan Yu who had even more frightened eyes. He said, "It's getting late, I'm going home", and he picked it up and stuck it on his face. With Yuan Xiao on his chest, he rushed out of the gate of Blue Rain Club.

Standing at the entrance of Blue Rain Club, Fang Rui and Yuan Xiao who was carried downstairs by him looked at each other.In the end, it was Yuan Xiao who spoke first, "Why did you take me out?"

Not to be outdone, Fang Rui asked her back, "You're almost embedded in my chest, okay? I thought I was experiencing a big boulder in my chest, okay?"

Yuan Xiao patted the dust that didn't exist on his clothes, "Won't you stand up suddenly and I will pounce on your chest? Is your chest stuffed with a steel plate? My nose is almost crooked!"

Fang Rui puffed out his chest proudly, "I call it pecs! Who looks like you, a washboard."

Yuan Xiao was furious, grabbed Fang Rui's shoulders and shook, "You're the washboard, I have breasts, okay?" After she finished speaking, she froze for a moment, "Wait, why am I discussing this with you? ?”

Fang Rui spread his hands and looked innocent, "How do I know?"

Yuan Xiao looked at Fang Rui, then at the Blue Rain Club building behind him, let go of Fang Rui's shoulder and covered his face.It's over now, the personal image she worked so hard on was completely ruined by this wretched guy like Fang Rui!

Fang Rui pats Yuan Xiao