[Comprehensive] The system wants to see the master pretend

After Qi Luosheng left, Lin Jinghong set his hands on Jun Haitang.

After playing the dress-up game for a whole day, he unraveled Jun Haitang's kung fu, and even retrieved her consciousness from the long discussion in the deep brain.

So, as soon as Jun Haitang woke up, he found that he had no physical skills, and the poisonous Haitang in his body was gone.

And there is a woman who is prettier than him in front of him, so the mood is not so bad.

"You are?" Jun Haitang asked with some fear, she lost all her martial arts, and now only her beauty is left, and she is simply at the mercy of others.

"Me? My name is Yuekong, and from today onwards, I will be your adoptive mother." Lin Jinghong replied, "Daughter, please call me 'mother', okay?"

Jun Haitang: Can I say no?Your hands are pinching my neck! Q dish Q

Jun Haitang still has the ability to see the wind and turn the rudder. To be honest, apart from liking to die and stirring up the wind and rain, she still cherishes her life.

He obediently called his mother.

In the plot of Thunderbolt, the role of Jun Haitang was molested by his adoptive father when he was young, and he killed his adoptive father in order to protect himself.The villagers didn't know the reason, and they talked about his father's killing and violating the ethics, which was the most poisonous to women's hearts. These two things caused great harm to his body and mind, and affected his future character and behavior.

Later, those things between her and Yu Qingjue... Lin Jinghong didn't know whether it was a fake show or what was going on, anyway, the whole story looked like a life-and-death.

Yu Qingjue this person...

Lin Jinghong didn't have any thoughts. From the perspective of the character, this person's three views are quite correct, but from the perspective of the plot, he just broke the rules all the way.

Anyway, the plots in the later period of Thunderbolt are all rubbish, and I feel heartbroken watching it.

Lin Jinghong has been purely a fan since the beginning of the 60th series, and the plot is all fast forwarded.

After thinking about it carefully, I finally understand why there are no counselors after Shi Yin, because they were all forced to death by the plot.

In the next few days, Lin Jinghong taught Jun Haitang a lesson, telling women not to compare themselves with flowers.

He changed her name conveniently.

Be good, today you are the daughter of Yuekong, Yue Linglong.

Jun Haitang: ...Oh.

Reluctantly accepted this name, Jun... No, Yue Linglong was a little unhappy, and wanted to practice the exercises again, but Lin Jinghong didn't give her this chance.

Lin Jinghong took out an ear mouse, shaped like a normal mouse, but with a rabbit's head and elk's ears, it made a sound like a dog barking, and flew with its tail. There will be no swelling disease, and it can also prevent the harm of hundreds of poisons.

From Shan Hai Jing.

The Lord will quietly watch how you practice poison kung fu after eating the ear mouse that can ward off all kinds of poisons.

Ha ha.

So, after eating the ear mouse meat and drinking the ear mouse soup, Jun Haitang found that he couldn't practice the previous exercises no matter what.

Lin Jinghong gave himself a thumbs up.

Yue Linglong found a problem even if she didn't grow her brain. It's impossible that she could practice before, but she can't now. Although her body is gone, it's not that her muscles and bones have been disabled. There is no reason why she can't practice, so the reason lies in Lin Jinghong It must have been her hands and feet when she destroyed her body.

Therefore, Yue Linglong asked, "What did you do to me!"

"I didn't do anything wrong, I just gave you something to detoxify." Lin Jinghong replied with a smile.

"You, you..." Yue Linglong was so angry that she couldn't speak.

"Also, as a lady, you can't just point your fingers at others, it's very rude, and you should call me mother." Lin Jinghong slapped Yue Linglong's hand away and said.

"Ha, what mother and daughter, I was born without father and mother. I didn't have one before, and it's not rare now. If you want to kill me, I'm not afraid." Yue Linglong snorted and said with a sneer.

"Oh, is that so, well, let me tell you this, my name is Jinghong Taxue, my name is Moon Sky, and my alias is 'Zhu Jiuyin'. The characteristic is that it is not very friendly to non-human species. See if you have Nine tails are not considered human beings anymore, so forget it if I eat them. Nine-tailed fox tails taste the best when braised and smoked. The head is marinated, and the hands and feet are marinated after cutting off the limbs and deboning. Then wrap it with spices, wrap it with dried lotus leaves, wrap it in a layer of mud and bake it. It is fat, tender and juicy, and the taste is pure and sweet. The meat is tender and melts in the mouth. It is also stewed, and the fine noodles with hot sauce must be a good supper. The internal organs are marinated with spices and then grilled steaks are cut into pieces and then fried until medium-cooked. It is also a good one with seasonal vegetable salad Appetizers, bones and eyes are used to make wine, using the way of brewing red wine, paired with citrus, grapes, etc., and after three years of fermentation in wooden barrels, it should be a good table red wine... What's wrong with you, didn't you say you were not afraid just now Die? Why can't you stand still?" Lin Jinghong looked at Yue Linglong who was limp, with a slight smile, his tone was extremely gentle, he stared at her clearly, his eyes moved with the words.

Yue Linglong just felt that she was being ripped apart under her gaze. How could there be such a cruel woman in this world who could say such terrifying words so lightly.

Lin Jinghong looked at Yue Linglong and said: "Do you think I'm the kind of woman who can easily compromise? In my life, there is really no one who can escape my grasp. If it weren't for your pretty face, Do you think I will let you live? Demons, ghosts, other than humans, there is no species I don’t eat, or do you think that little trick of yours can kill me?”

Yue Linglong cried immediately.

Yue Linglong: How can there be such a scary woman!

So, when Qi Luosheng came back, Yue Linglong had already obediently degenerated from a fox to a doll cat.

It's very simple, Lin Jinghong really didn't just talk, she directly took out a humanoid monster from the system space, opened it up in front of Yue Linglong, dealt with the monster according to the methods she said before, and made a monster Sixteen ways to eat.

Looking at the pan-fried short ribs in front of her, and looking at Lin Jinghong sitting opposite, Yue Linglong picked up the knife and fork with difficulty, and ate the meaty bone.

Yue Linglong: I don't want to be this woman's dinner at all!

It is said that meat is served on a Chinese meal, it is all a metaphor, Lin Jinghong here has become a realistic technique!

too frightening.

Especially on the second day, Lin Jinghong took out a mermaid and ate it raw.

Yue Linglong: QAQ

Yue Linglong, who always thought she was vicious enough, felt that she was still too simple.

So she became Lin Jinghong's Barbie doll, playing dress-up games every day.

On the day Qi Luosheng came back, Lin Jinghong gave her a set of big sleeves made by himself with cloud patterns on a blue background.

Pretty cute.

Although the clothes are so heavy that Yue Linglong wants to die, it weighs eight kilograms!

Her makeup was changed, even her hair was put down, and two strands of hair were combed on both sides of her head and loosely coiled into two small balls. With the hair accessories of pompom ribbons, she looked more beautiful. tender.

No one will believe that she is a 14-year-old girl.

At least Qi Luosheng believed it.

Yue Linglong: ...Although I can't calculate my real age because of the deep brain and long discussion, but I'm at least a hundred years old, right?

No matter how thick-skinned Yue Linglong is, she can't help but blush, she's fucking 14 years old.

Lin Jinghong: Master is happy.

In terms of real age, it’s okay if I’m older than you. Even if you die a few hundred years old, I’m a character who has traveled through more than ten worlds and lived for millions of years.

Qi Luosheng didn't understand the entanglement, and said with a smile: "Don't say anything else, just look at your appearance, you really look like a mother and daughter."

Golden eyes, white hair, animal pupils.

Lin Jinghong smiled and said, "It's because of her resemblance that I kept her."

Yue Linglong smiled stiffly, always feeling that the next sentence the other party wanted to eat him, and in her eyes, Qi Luosheng also became an ogre king.

"Now that we're going, have we settled our concerns?" Lin Jinghong asked.

"Well, I've already told my friends so they don't have to worry." Qi Luosheng replied, "Do you mind if I continue to bother you?"

"Is there a gift?" Lin Jinghong asked back.

"Follow the smell of wine and find a hotel on the way, and buy a pot of preserved snow wine, you can try it." Qi Luosheng said with a smile, and took out another bottle of honey: "Liubai Temple's specialty Prajna honey, and what do you like?" roast goose."

"It's really a pleasure to get along with you. We are really the most compatible wine and meat friends in the world." Lin Jinghong said with a smile.

"Wine and meat friends, um, very appropriate, hahaha." Qi Luosheng also laughed.

Jun Haitang looked at Qi Luosheng, then at Lin Jinghong, was it an illusion?What she seemed to see just now were two men drinking and eating meat?

How could one roast goose be enough for two people, especially Lin Jinghong's appetite, and both of them didn't intend to let Yue Linglong starve, so Lin Jinghong went to get another roast suckling pig.

Compared with these two people, Yue Linglong really felt that she had the same appetite as a bird.

When it's time to eat...

Before eating monsters because she was in human form, it was tasteless for her. Now that there is Qi Luosheng in the middle, Yue Linglong can eat with peace of mind. She thinks the food is really good, and accidentally eats too much.

Lin Jinghong reached out with a handkerchief to wipe the rice grains around her mouth with a little amusement, and poured her a cup of herbal tea for digestion.

Yue Linglong was satisfied with her meal, and her original panic dissipated a lot. Now she was holding a teacup, but her eyes were fixed on the dessert, the fruit ice cream pie.

Yue Linglong: I think I can eat another piece.

What a pleasant meal time, the sequelae of Lin Jinghong's horror of eating people all disappeared in the instant of the sweet, greasy and soft food of the ice cream pie.

Lin Jinghong smiled and prevented Yue Linglong from eating the third piece: "If you eat too much cold, you will have diarrhea, so why don't you wash the dishes."

"Oh." Yue Linglong pouted, and went down to wash the dishes.

In the next few months, it was quite safe, and Yue Linglong and Lin Jinghong got along much more naturally. Even when Lin Jinghong was in a good mood, he would teach Yue Linglong sword skills, and Qi Luosheng would occasionally give pointers. With the guidance of these two people, Yue Linglong's saber technique progressed very quickly.

The author has something to say: What?~