[Comprehensive Yingmi] The whole family is the main character, except me
Chapter 57 Spoiler
Not surprisingly, when Nina and the others returned to X Academy, they received an extraordinarily warm welcome.
"Damn it!"
Logan couldn't help cursing in a low voice, "Don't they all have to go to class today?"
Gambling standing beside Logan couldn't help but said with a smile, "It's not the first time they have skipped class collectively."
For example, the most recent time was to meet Logan's daughter last time, so Iceman and the others skipped class collectively, and this time they skipped class collectively...
ok again for logan orz
"Wow." Nina, who didn't know what was going on, couldn't help but blinked and asked, "Are Katie and the others planning to welcome us? Or do they want to meet grandpa?"
After all, Nina has not forgotten that when they first came to X Academy, Phantom Cat and the others got together with extra curiosity and interest, but...
"But grandpa didn't come back with us, Katie and the others may be disappointed."
other people:"……"
No no no, if Magneto comes back with them, they will be disappointed, okay?
On the other hand, Logan, hearing Nina's words, couldn't help muttering: "Now I really hope that he will be with us."
Who is the "he" that Logan refers to here? Everyone present will know it as soon as they hear it. Isn't it Magneto?
In fact, it is not unreasonable for Logan to say this. Although he is famous for his bad temper and violent temper, except for the children in the lower grades who will be frightened by him, the students in the upper grades such as Iceman and Warren There is only respect for him, not fear.
Even Phantom Cat and the others are bolder than Iceman and the others. This is probably because the girls are always more delicate, so they can see Logan's kindness concealed under the evil spirit more quickly and directly.
Otherwise, they wouldn't dare to watch Logan's excitement so boldly every time something happened, and complained about how he could afford to support his daughter when he was so poor.
But Magneto is different. Some people look very cold and serious, but they don’t make people feel intimidated. At most, they just feel that this person is not easy to get close to. Serious, but the students didn't feel that he was a person who was thousands of miles away, but they were really afraid of him.
Although Charles and his veteran mutants will not speak ill of Magneto and the Brotherhood in front of those little mutants, X Academy is not fully enclosed. They have access to computers, TVs and mobile phones, and they can completely know about it inside. There is a lot of news about Magneto and the Brotherhood he leads.
Considering what Magneto and the Brotherhood have done, it is really no wonder that they have such a bad impression of Magneto. After all, the students of X Academy basically have the same philosophy as Charles. Although they have been hurt, they still believe that mutants can be with him. Human beings live in peace.
However, the brotherhood led by Magneto is trying to hold them back, which makes the relationship between mutants and humans always very tense.
Closer to home, if Magneto returned to X Academy with them this time, then Iceman and the others would not dare to join them even if they wanted to watch the excitement again.
Gee.
Logan couldn't help thinking in his heart that he wasn't there when Magneto was supposed to be, and wouldn't disappear from his eyes when he shouldn't be there.
Magneto: "..."
Funny, he (Logan) didn't disappear in front of Nina and blamed him (Magneto) for blocking his eyes?
It’s just that no matter what Logan thinks, what should come will still come anyway. For example, just as he stepped on the ground, he was surrounded by a group of little bastards who were not afraid of death and wanted to come up to see him. He was holding a cigar, Glancing at them, he said, "Tell me, how do you want to finish?"
Hearing Logan's words, Iceman and the others couldn't help laughing, but they were not really scared away by him. Anyway, there are too many people here, and the law does not blame everyone.
But it doesn't matter if Logan really punishes them, there is still a group of people with him anyway.
"We just care about you."
"That's right."
"So Nina's grandfather is really Magneto?"
"Then Logan, haven't you become Magneto's son-in-law!!?"
……
Seeing that Logan was surrounded by a group of students, asking gossip, Cyclops and the others saw that not only did they not intend to go forward to make a rescue, but they were very interested in standing aside and acting as the melon-eating crowd. Watching the excitement of Wolverine.
Gee.
Let him have an eldest daughter who can make money and support his father and a younger daughter who looks like him.
"Nina."
Nina, who was staring blankly at the scene in front of her, heard someone calling her name before she could react. The brunette girl turned her head subconsciously, and saw Charles in a wheelchair appearing in front of her at some point. around.
Facing his blue eyes stained with a clean smile, Nina smiled subconsciously: "Hi, Charles."
The black-haired girl's voice complemented the sweet smile on her face, which made people feel a little sweeter for no reason.
Charles looked at Nina with a smile on his lips: "I thought I had to correct what you called me."
Hearing this, Nina blinked and said, "How is it possible? I have a good memory."
The brunette still remembered that Charles had told her that she wanted her to call him Charles instead of Professor, and Nina said that she always remembered it.
"is it?"
Hearing Nina's words, the smile in the little professor's eyes deepened, making his already beautiful blue eyes even more charming. He said, "I'm so glad you still remember what I said."
"Nina, do you remember what we proposed before?"
When Nina heard this, she thought about it for a while before realizing, "Is that the test you're talking about? Charles."
If the incident of being kidnapped by Mystique hadn't happened, then the test had already started and ended long ago, but considering that despite this incident, there was an extra grandfather unexpectedly, Ni Na felt that it was worth it.
"It seems that your memory is indeed very good."
Charles' words made Nina's lips twitch uncontrollably, but she glanced at Logan who was still surrounded by Li Qianhuan and the others, and said with some hesitation: "Shall we start now? But my dad seems to be temporarily No time."
Hearing Nina's words, Charles couldn't help laughing. He said, "Nina, I didn't mean to rush you. You just came back. I think you need to rest first."
"That's not necessary."
Nina shook her head, "I've had enough rest on the plane."
In fact, Nina is similar to Laura, and she is also an energetic person. Otherwise, if she used the second mutant ability too much last time, she would not only need to rest for more than two hours to fully recover.
Hearing what Nina said, Charles saw that she was really in good spirits, so he didn't refuse, and said with a smile, "Well, it doesn't matter if Logan isn't free for a while, the most important thing we need in X College is mutants."
As he spoke, Charles glanced at Nina, "Do you have any requests?"
Nina shook her head, followed Charles away, and said, "Actually, I think it's better to conduct the test without their knowledge."
After all, in this way, it is possible to more accurately test whether the other party has discovered her life energy, instead of telling them in advance to let them have a psychological effect.
"You're right." Charles nodded slightly, "Then we'll do it in secret."
Anyway, now everyone's attention was basically attracted by Logan, so they probably didn't expect that Nina had already started the test.
The test results without warning and rehearsal are the most authentic.
In this regard, Deadpool who came to join in the fun reported his objection: "That's not necessarily true. You must know that I had a premonition at the beginning that Nina, sweetheart, would have an intersection with me, so I made a concave shape on that day and waited for the little sweetheart to come find me. brother."
"Of course, after all, everyone is different. Sweetheart Nina, you can use the 'no warning, no rehearsal' approach to other people, but I don't have to." After rejecting Charles' approach, Deadpool said to Nina made her point.
"You must know that the reason why we had such a good time last time was because my whole body was already at a critical point. I think it must be because of this that our vitality can resonate. What do you think? Nina Sweetheart."
After finishing his speech, the masked Deadpool leaned in front of Nina, and blinked his white eyes at her playfully.
Charles: "..."
In broad daylight, what did he do under the watchful eyes of the public to reach a critical point?
"It's not impossible."
Nina didn't understand Deadpool's teasing, but looked at him seriously and asked, "So you want to get high now?"
Deadpool raised a finger at Nina, and said with a smile: "One kiss~ sweetheart, one kiss from you is enough to make my brother high, and even burn him with lust."
Deadpool's words made the little professor on the side smile silently at him: "Wade, I think you know my ability. If you want, I can make you think you are a teddy."
"Are you serious? In fact, I don't care. You know, of course you have to try everything in your life. To be honest, I only have one request."
Deadpool looked at Charles and said, "When I think I'm a Teddy, I only need Nina Sweetheart by my side. If there are too many people, I'm afraid I'll be tarnished by you. "
Charles: "..."
Did he misunderstand the word innocence?
"You only have two choices, Wade." Charles knew very well that if Deadpool continued to entangle him, he would not even be able to successfully complete the test today. He said, "Either shut up, or choose to go out."
"You know, everyone has a button on their body. If you want me to choose to shut up, then little professor, you have to find the button next to my prostate, otherwise..."
Speaking of this, Deadpool suddenly stopped, turned his head and glanced at Nina, "Oh, I almost forgot, sweetheart Nina, you haven't taken a physiology class, have you? Yep! This is really great Oh, sweetheart, are you interested in physiology class? I am the physiology class teacher of X College. As long as you are willing, I am willing to take you in the ocean of "knowledge". Positions and various plays."
"Hum, how about we have a teacher-student play first?"
Nina reached out her hand silently, and covered Deadpool's mouth through the mask, her gray-green eyes looked at him very intently, and she said, "I think you're already high enough now."
Not giving Deadpool a chance to speak again, Nina directly released her own vitality, which was different from condensing it into a solid body. At this time, the life energy released by the black-haired girl was invisible and invisible like air. Can't touch it.
Nina covered his mouth, and Deadpool shut his mouth completely as if the button on his body had been pressed, but after a while, he couldn't help but let out a particularly rippling moan.
"That's right! That's how it feels, Yes! Sweetheart Nina, you are really great. To be honest, your ability is really super good. You can make people go to heaven just by moving your fingers, brother Mizuto If you don't accept it, you will."
Deadpool reached out and took Nina's hand covering his mouth, crackled and said a lot and then blinked at her, "Okay, I'm done talking."
Then obediently put Nina's hand back on her mouth.
Compared to Deadpool's indecency, Nina is serious. She withdrew her hand covering his mouth and looked at him strangely: "Didn't you 'touch' my life energy last time? Why didn't I touch my life energy today? Didn’t feel it? Or do you sometimes do it, and sometimes you can’t?”
"No, no, sweetheart Nina, what you said is really ambiguous. What does it mean to do it occasionally and not to do it occasionally? Can Father Deadpool do it anytime?"
Deadpool waved his index finger at Nina, and then continued, "I think it must be because the atmosphere is not good. You know, there were only two of us last time, and now there are so many more (Charles: Only me Thank you)’s people who eat melons.”
"I think in the spirit of scientific rigor, we should go to a different location and do the test again with just the two of us."
When Deadpool said this, Nina really thought about it, and she said, "Couldn't Kurt be able to teleport instantly? Why don't you let him send you to the place before, and let's test it again?"
and many more!
previous place?
Mexico?
Deadpool blinked and looked at Nina: "Sweetie Nina, are you serious?"
"Uh." Nina also blinked and looked at Deadpool, "Didn't you say to uphold a scientific and rigorous attitude?"
Deadpool:"……"
Charles on the side saw that Deadpool was choked by someone, so he couldn't help laughing immediately. To be honest, no matter how good-tempered a person is, he might not be able to stand Deadpool's mouth. Did you say—
Deadpool's mouth is his greatest weapon, he will keep talking nonsense until you give in or get annoyed enough to commit suicide.
"God, sweetheart, I finally know why the little angels in the comment area are so worried about whether you have CP, not only because everyone who can be your CP has become your father, but more importantly, you, Taishan Beidou A person who can't be moved, right?"
Deadpool held his head and looked at Nina with a broken face, "Brother, after all, is he the guy who teased the silly and sweet Eve and the sexy and hot Alida? He didn't kneel down and wait for the sweet bun to be teased." And flirting in front of Feiqi's old driver, I actually knelt down to you."
"Comment section?"
When Nina heard Deadpool's words, she glanced at him subconsciously, and then heard him say, "Of course, I'm a man who can break the 'fourth wall', otherwise, how could I give Little Wolf and the others a spoiler. "
"Really?" The little professor glanced at Deadpool, "Then why did you tell Logan that he only had one daughter instead of two?"
To be honest, all people who come into contact with Deadpool don’t need to spend too long with him to know the nonsense he likes to talk about. Regarding his “spoiler”, in fact Charles is more inclined to whether he started from Where did I get the news from the Alkali Institute, or other reasons that are more common sense.
"Mistake! It's just a small mistake!"
Deadpool's father looked at Nina, and said, "Sweetheart, you really have to trust me, although everyone thinks I'm just talking nonsense, but the famous detective Sherlock Holmes once said - rule out all the impossible, the remaining Even if it is impossible, it is the truth."
"and many more!"
Deadpool glanced at Charles, "Little professor, have you read "The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes"? I mean that Sherlock Holmes who doesn't have sex with Watson, isn't it the one who has a long face and a vicious tongue? Collmos with a face-to-face."
……
……
So it is not unreasonable for everyone to think that Deadpool is talking nonsense, after all, they really don't understand what he is talking about at all.
But if you don't understand, you don't understand. Nina thought what Deadpool said was quite interesting, and asked with a smile, "You and my dad spoiled the matter about his having a daughter?"
"Can you predict the future?"
"And who is Holmes?"
"Is he and Commoners the same person?"
"What is a fan author?"
"How do you play face bumping?"
Originally, Nina was very interested in the test of her life energy, but her attention was suddenly taken away by Deadpool's words.
It was rare that someone didn't feel that he was talking nonsense but was very interested in what he said, which made Deadpool's enthusiasm unprecedentedly high.
"Oh my God, I finally know the difference between an orgasm and a fake orgasm. Nina, you really are a sweetheart who can easily poke someone's G-spot."
Deadpool's mouth crackled non-stop, explaining to Nina what a fan author is, the relationship between Sherlock Holmes and Holmes, spoilers, and so on.
"Heaven and earth conscience, sweetheart Nina, do you think you can blame me for giving Xiaolanglang only one daughter instead of two? After all, I came to him directly after watching "Wolverine 3" .”
"Later, after I read the author's update, I realized that the heroine of the fanfic she wrote this time is actually the daughter of Little Wolf Wolf. To be fair, if I can be the hero, it is impossible for the heroine to be Logan's daughter. Is it okay to grow up? After all, according to the degree of love and killing between brother and wolf wolf, it is very likely that the final happy ending will be—Deadpool and Wolverine have gone through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, and finally tied the knot and brought the female (female) lead ( Son) Since then, the family of three has lived a happy life.”
"God, is this a romance novel?"
"I think your order of priority is wrong, Wade." I don't know if it was influenced by Nina, but Charles actually listened carefully to Deadpool's complaints, and then said, "According to your Logically, you really can't be the leading actor."
After all, the heroine is selected based on the heroine, not the heroine.
"Hum, wait, so did I exclude myself from the CP ranks?" Deadpool blinked, his expression was a little dazed, "Oh shit! I did such a stupid thing? So the author asked Is it just to compensate me for not being a CP by appearing in this chapter?"
"This author must have never read the comics where I bloodbathed the editorial department of Marvel, right? I feel like my 40-meter-long knife is about to move." Deadpool said while reaching for his mobile belt, "Okay, now What I want to do most is to have a good talk about life with the author."
Nina is indeed very interested in what Deadpool said, but yes, she really doesn't understand a lot, but it doesn't matter if you don't understand, she grasped several key points very accurately——
Like he spoiled Logan that he had a daughter (Laura).
It turned out to be true.
For example, he later spoiled Logan that he also had a daughter (Nina).
Although Logan didn't believe it, it was indeed true.
Aside from the fact that Deadpool did not get the news through other channels, but it was really like what he said, then——
Nina couldn't help but grabbed Deadpool who was going to talk to the author about his life, looked at him very seriously, and asked, "Wade, can I trouble you with something?"
"For example, when you go to the author to talk about life, by the way, ask her for me—"
"Can you be sure how many grandpas I have?"
Deadpool tilted his head to look at Nina, and asked back: "Sweetie, do you think that an author who never has an outline and goes where he writes will know the next plot?"
Nina: "..."
So Deadpool can only spoil what the author has already written?
The author has something to say:
[A sentence from the small theater:]
When Nina believed that Deadpool could break the fourth wall——
Nina on her way to Hydra's secret base: Wade!Call Wade!Can I successfully rob this time?
Nina who received the mission and was about to kill the enemy: Wade!Call Wade!Can you help me ask the author where this villain is?
Nina accidentally lost something: Wade!Call Wade!Can you help me ask the author where I lost my stuff?
Nina who found someone she likes: Wade!Call Wade!Can the author write me and him as a happy ending?
……
Deadpool: You won QUQ, I will never say that I can break the fourth wall QUQ
"Damn it!"
Logan couldn't help cursing in a low voice, "Don't they all have to go to class today?"
Gambling standing beside Logan couldn't help but said with a smile, "It's not the first time they have skipped class collectively."
For example, the most recent time was to meet Logan's daughter last time, so Iceman and the others skipped class collectively, and this time they skipped class collectively...
ok again for logan orz
"Wow." Nina, who didn't know what was going on, couldn't help but blinked and asked, "Are Katie and the others planning to welcome us? Or do they want to meet grandpa?"
After all, Nina has not forgotten that when they first came to X Academy, Phantom Cat and the others got together with extra curiosity and interest, but...
"But grandpa didn't come back with us, Katie and the others may be disappointed."
other people:"……"
No no no, if Magneto comes back with them, they will be disappointed, okay?
On the other hand, Logan, hearing Nina's words, couldn't help muttering: "Now I really hope that he will be with us."
Who is the "he" that Logan refers to here? Everyone present will know it as soon as they hear it. Isn't it Magneto?
In fact, it is not unreasonable for Logan to say this. Although he is famous for his bad temper and violent temper, except for the children in the lower grades who will be frightened by him, the students in the upper grades such as Iceman and Warren There is only respect for him, not fear.
Even Phantom Cat and the others are bolder than Iceman and the others. This is probably because the girls are always more delicate, so they can see Logan's kindness concealed under the evil spirit more quickly and directly.
Otherwise, they wouldn't dare to watch Logan's excitement so boldly every time something happened, and complained about how he could afford to support his daughter when he was so poor.
But Magneto is different. Some people look very cold and serious, but they don’t make people feel intimidated. At most, they just feel that this person is not easy to get close to. Serious, but the students didn't feel that he was a person who was thousands of miles away, but they were really afraid of him.
Although Charles and his veteran mutants will not speak ill of Magneto and the Brotherhood in front of those little mutants, X Academy is not fully enclosed. They have access to computers, TVs and mobile phones, and they can completely know about it inside. There is a lot of news about Magneto and the Brotherhood he leads.
Considering what Magneto and the Brotherhood have done, it is really no wonder that they have such a bad impression of Magneto. After all, the students of X Academy basically have the same philosophy as Charles. Although they have been hurt, they still believe that mutants can be with him. Human beings live in peace.
However, the brotherhood led by Magneto is trying to hold them back, which makes the relationship between mutants and humans always very tense.
Closer to home, if Magneto returned to X Academy with them this time, then Iceman and the others would not dare to join them even if they wanted to watch the excitement again.
Gee.
Logan couldn't help thinking in his heart that he wasn't there when Magneto was supposed to be, and wouldn't disappear from his eyes when he shouldn't be there.
Magneto: "..."
Funny, he (Logan) didn't disappear in front of Nina and blamed him (Magneto) for blocking his eyes?
It’s just that no matter what Logan thinks, what should come will still come anyway. For example, just as he stepped on the ground, he was surrounded by a group of little bastards who were not afraid of death and wanted to come up to see him. He was holding a cigar, Glancing at them, he said, "Tell me, how do you want to finish?"
Hearing Logan's words, Iceman and the others couldn't help laughing, but they were not really scared away by him. Anyway, there are too many people here, and the law does not blame everyone.
But it doesn't matter if Logan really punishes them, there is still a group of people with him anyway.
"We just care about you."
"That's right."
"So Nina's grandfather is really Magneto?"
"Then Logan, haven't you become Magneto's son-in-law!!?"
……
Seeing that Logan was surrounded by a group of students, asking gossip, Cyclops and the others saw that not only did they not intend to go forward to make a rescue, but they were very interested in standing aside and acting as the melon-eating crowd. Watching the excitement of Wolverine.
Gee.
Let him have an eldest daughter who can make money and support his father and a younger daughter who looks like him.
"Nina."
Nina, who was staring blankly at the scene in front of her, heard someone calling her name before she could react. The brunette girl turned her head subconsciously, and saw Charles in a wheelchair appearing in front of her at some point. around.
Facing his blue eyes stained with a clean smile, Nina smiled subconsciously: "Hi, Charles."
The black-haired girl's voice complemented the sweet smile on her face, which made people feel a little sweeter for no reason.
Charles looked at Nina with a smile on his lips: "I thought I had to correct what you called me."
Hearing this, Nina blinked and said, "How is it possible? I have a good memory."
The brunette still remembered that Charles had told her that she wanted her to call him Charles instead of Professor, and Nina said that she always remembered it.
"is it?"
Hearing Nina's words, the smile in the little professor's eyes deepened, making his already beautiful blue eyes even more charming. He said, "I'm so glad you still remember what I said."
"Nina, do you remember what we proposed before?"
When Nina heard this, she thought about it for a while before realizing, "Is that the test you're talking about? Charles."
If the incident of being kidnapped by Mystique hadn't happened, then the test had already started and ended long ago, but considering that despite this incident, there was an extra grandfather unexpectedly, Ni Na felt that it was worth it.
"It seems that your memory is indeed very good."
Charles' words made Nina's lips twitch uncontrollably, but she glanced at Logan who was still surrounded by Li Qianhuan and the others, and said with some hesitation: "Shall we start now? But my dad seems to be temporarily No time."
Hearing Nina's words, Charles couldn't help laughing. He said, "Nina, I didn't mean to rush you. You just came back. I think you need to rest first."
"That's not necessary."
Nina shook her head, "I've had enough rest on the plane."
In fact, Nina is similar to Laura, and she is also an energetic person. Otherwise, if she used the second mutant ability too much last time, she would not only need to rest for more than two hours to fully recover.
Hearing what Nina said, Charles saw that she was really in good spirits, so he didn't refuse, and said with a smile, "Well, it doesn't matter if Logan isn't free for a while, the most important thing we need in X College is mutants."
As he spoke, Charles glanced at Nina, "Do you have any requests?"
Nina shook her head, followed Charles away, and said, "Actually, I think it's better to conduct the test without their knowledge."
After all, in this way, it is possible to more accurately test whether the other party has discovered her life energy, instead of telling them in advance to let them have a psychological effect.
"You're right." Charles nodded slightly, "Then we'll do it in secret."
Anyway, now everyone's attention was basically attracted by Logan, so they probably didn't expect that Nina had already started the test.
The test results without warning and rehearsal are the most authentic.
In this regard, Deadpool who came to join in the fun reported his objection: "That's not necessarily true. You must know that I had a premonition at the beginning that Nina, sweetheart, would have an intersection with me, so I made a concave shape on that day and waited for the little sweetheart to come find me. brother."
"Of course, after all, everyone is different. Sweetheart Nina, you can use the 'no warning, no rehearsal' approach to other people, but I don't have to." After rejecting Charles' approach, Deadpool said to Nina made her point.
"You must know that the reason why we had such a good time last time was because my whole body was already at a critical point. I think it must be because of this that our vitality can resonate. What do you think? Nina Sweetheart."
After finishing his speech, the masked Deadpool leaned in front of Nina, and blinked his white eyes at her playfully.
Charles: "..."
In broad daylight, what did he do under the watchful eyes of the public to reach a critical point?
"It's not impossible."
Nina didn't understand Deadpool's teasing, but looked at him seriously and asked, "So you want to get high now?"
Deadpool raised a finger at Nina, and said with a smile: "One kiss~ sweetheart, one kiss from you is enough to make my brother high, and even burn him with lust."
Deadpool's words made the little professor on the side smile silently at him: "Wade, I think you know my ability. If you want, I can make you think you are a teddy."
"Are you serious? In fact, I don't care. You know, of course you have to try everything in your life. To be honest, I only have one request."
Deadpool looked at Charles and said, "When I think I'm a Teddy, I only need Nina Sweetheart by my side. If there are too many people, I'm afraid I'll be tarnished by you. "
Charles: "..."
Did he misunderstand the word innocence?
"You only have two choices, Wade." Charles knew very well that if Deadpool continued to entangle him, he would not even be able to successfully complete the test today. He said, "Either shut up, or choose to go out."
"You know, everyone has a button on their body. If you want me to choose to shut up, then little professor, you have to find the button next to my prostate, otherwise..."
Speaking of this, Deadpool suddenly stopped, turned his head and glanced at Nina, "Oh, I almost forgot, sweetheart Nina, you haven't taken a physiology class, have you? Yep! This is really great Oh, sweetheart, are you interested in physiology class? I am the physiology class teacher of X College. As long as you are willing, I am willing to take you in the ocean of "knowledge". Positions and various plays."
"Hum, how about we have a teacher-student play first?"
Nina reached out her hand silently, and covered Deadpool's mouth through the mask, her gray-green eyes looked at him very intently, and she said, "I think you're already high enough now."
Not giving Deadpool a chance to speak again, Nina directly released her own vitality, which was different from condensing it into a solid body. At this time, the life energy released by the black-haired girl was invisible and invisible like air. Can't touch it.
Nina covered his mouth, and Deadpool shut his mouth completely as if the button on his body had been pressed, but after a while, he couldn't help but let out a particularly rippling moan.
"That's right! That's how it feels, Yes! Sweetheart Nina, you are really great. To be honest, your ability is really super good. You can make people go to heaven just by moving your fingers, brother Mizuto If you don't accept it, you will."
Deadpool reached out and took Nina's hand covering his mouth, crackled and said a lot and then blinked at her, "Okay, I'm done talking."
Then obediently put Nina's hand back on her mouth.
Compared to Deadpool's indecency, Nina is serious. She withdrew her hand covering his mouth and looked at him strangely: "Didn't you 'touch' my life energy last time? Why didn't I touch my life energy today? Didn’t feel it? Or do you sometimes do it, and sometimes you can’t?”
"No, no, sweetheart Nina, what you said is really ambiguous. What does it mean to do it occasionally and not to do it occasionally? Can Father Deadpool do it anytime?"
Deadpool waved his index finger at Nina, and then continued, "I think it must be because the atmosphere is not good. You know, there were only two of us last time, and now there are so many more (Charles: Only me Thank you)’s people who eat melons.”
"I think in the spirit of scientific rigor, we should go to a different location and do the test again with just the two of us."
When Deadpool said this, Nina really thought about it, and she said, "Couldn't Kurt be able to teleport instantly? Why don't you let him send you to the place before, and let's test it again?"
and many more!
previous place?
Mexico?
Deadpool blinked and looked at Nina: "Sweetie Nina, are you serious?"
"Uh." Nina also blinked and looked at Deadpool, "Didn't you say to uphold a scientific and rigorous attitude?"
Deadpool:"……"
Charles on the side saw that Deadpool was choked by someone, so he couldn't help laughing immediately. To be honest, no matter how good-tempered a person is, he might not be able to stand Deadpool's mouth. Did you say—
Deadpool's mouth is his greatest weapon, he will keep talking nonsense until you give in or get annoyed enough to commit suicide.
"God, sweetheart, I finally know why the little angels in the comment area are so worried about whether you have CP, not only because everyone who can be your CP has become your father, but more importantly, you, Taishan Beidou A person who can't be moved, right?"
Deadpool held his head and looked at Nina with a broken face, "Brother, after all, is he the guy who teased the silly and sweet Eve and the sexy and hot Alida? He didn't kneel down and wait for the sweet bun to be teased." And flirting in front of Feiqi's old driver, I actually knelt down to you."
"Comment section?"
When Nina heard Deadpool's words, she glanced at him subconsciously, and then heard him say, "Of course, I'm a man who can break the 'fourth wall', otherwise, how could I give Little Wolf and the others a spoiler. "
"Really?" The little professor glanced at Deadpool, "Then why did you tell Logan that he only had one daughter instead of two?"
To be honest, all people who come into contact with Deadpool don’t need to spend too long with him to know the nonsense he likes to talk about. Regarding his “spoiler”, in fact Charles is more inclined to whether he started from Where did I get the news from the Alkali Institute, or other reasons that are more common sense.
"Mistake! It's just a small mistake!"
Deadpool's father looked at Nina, and said, "Sweetheart, you really have to trust me, although everyone thinks I'm just talking nonsense, but the famous detective Sherlock Holmes once said - rule out all the impossible, the remaining Even if it is impossible, it is the truth."
"and many more!"
Deadpool glanced at Charles, "Little professor, have you read "The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes"? I mean that Sherlock Holmes who doesn't have sex with Watson, isn't it the one who has a long face and a vicious tongue? Collmos with a face-to-face."
……
……
So it is not unreasonable for everyone to think that Deadpool is talking nonsense, after all, they really don't understand what he is talking about at all.
But if you don't understand, you don't understand. Nina thought what Deadpool said was quite interesting, and asked with a smile, "You and my dad spoiled the matter about his having a daughter?"
"Can you predict the future?"
"And who is Holmes?"
"Is he and Commoners the same person?"
"What is a fan author?"
"How do you play face bumping?"
Originally, Nina was very interested in the test of her life energy, but her attention was suddenly taken away by Deadpool's words.
It was rare that someone didn't feel that he was talking nonsense but was very interested in what he said, which made Deadpool's enthusiasm unprecedentedly high.
"Oh my God, I finally know the difference between an orgasm and a fake orgasm. Nina, you really are a sweetheart who can easily poke someone's G-spot."
Deadpool's mouth crackled non-stop, explaining to Nina what a fan author is, the relationship between Sherlock Holmes and Holmes, spoilers, and so on.
"Heaven and earth conscience, sweetheart Nina, do you think you can blame me for giving Xiaolanglang only one daughter instead of two? After all, I came to him directly after watching "Wolverine 3" .”
"Later, after I read the author's update, I realized that the heroine of the fanfic she wrote this time is actually the daughter of Little Wolf Wolf. To be fair, if I can be the hero, it is impossible for the heroine to be Logan's daughter. Is it okay to grow up? After all, according to the degree of love and killing between brother and wolf wolf, it is very likely that the final happy ending will be—Deadpool and Wolverine have gone through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, and finally tied the knot and brought the female (female) lead ( Son) Since then, the family of three has lived a happy life.”
"God, is this a romance novel?"
"I think your order of priority is wrong, Wade." I don't know if it was influenced by Nina, but Charles actually listened carefully to Deadpool's complaints, and then said, "According to your Logically, you really can't be the leading actor."
After all, the heroine is selected based on the heroine, not the heroine.
"Hum, wait, so did I exclude myself from the CP ranks?" Deadpool blinked, his expression was a little dazed, "Oh shit! I did such a stupid thing? So the author asked Is it just to compensate me for not being a CP by appearing in this chapter?"
"This author must have never read the comics where I bloodbathed the editorial department of Marvel, right? I feel like my 40-meter-long knife is about to move." Deadpool said while reaching for his mobile belt, "Okay, now What I want to do most is to have a good talk about life with the author."
Nina is indeed very interested in what Deadpool said, but yes, she really doesn't understand a lot, but it doesn't matter if you don't understand, she grasped several key points very accurately——
Like he spoiled Logan that he had a daughter (Laura).
It turned out to be true.
For example, he later spoiled Logan that he also had a daughter (Nina).
Although Logan didn't believe it, it was indeed true.
Aside from the fact that Deadpool did not get the news through other channels, but it was really like what he said, then——
Nina couldn't help but grabbed Deadpool who was going to talk to the author about his life, looked at him very seriously, and asked, "Wade, can I trouble you with something?"
"For example, when you go to the author to talk about life, by the way, ask her for me—"
"Can you be sure how many grandpas I have?"
Deadpool tilted his head to look at Nina, and asked back: "Sweetie, do you think that an author who never has an outline and goes where he writes will know the next plot?"
Nina: "..."
So Deadpool can only spoil what the author has already written?
The author has something to say:
[A sentence from the small theater:]
When Nina believed that Deadpool could break the fourth wall——
Nina on her way to Hydra's secret base: Wade!Call Wade!Can I successfully rob this time?
Nina who received the mission and was about to kill the enemy: Wade!Call Wade!Can you help me ask the author where this villain is?
Nina accidentally lost something: Wade!Call Wade!Can you help me ask the author where I lost my stuff?
Nina who found someone she likes: Wade!Call Wade!Can the author write me and him as a happy ending?
……
Deadpool: You won QUQ, I will never say that I can break the fourth wall QUQ
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