[Comprehensive Yingmi] The whole family is the main character, except me

At the beginning, although Bucky was his good friend, after knowing that he was attacking Nina, Steve still had a feeling of "my Chinese cabbage was beaten by my own pig".

It's just that after witnessing the way Nina and Bucky get along, Steve has the feeling that "my Chinese cabbage is still juicy, and my pig is still blind".

have to say--

A little cool.

A little relieved.

Steve reached out and patted Bucky's shoulder, trying to use this method to comfort his friend who was hit by Nina and Jarvis' joint double crit.

but……

"Steve, are you laughing?"

Bucky, who suffered from menopause and impotence, turned his head and glanced at Steve, only to see the upright Captain America with an expression of trying to suppress a burst of laughter.

Bucky: "..."

"Pfft, sorry, Bucky."

Seeing the sad expression on his friend's face, Steve finally couldn't help laughing, "I tried my best."

But I still can't help but want to laugh hahahaha.

Bucky: "..."

I don't think this comforts him, okay? ?

"Steve, did you forget something?"

In line with the principle of "I'm unlucky, you don't have to think about it", "Anyway, if you don't love me, then don't blame me for being cruel", Bucky blinked at Steve, making him look a little more Innocent, but not so innocent when he said it, he said, "If I'm going through menopause and I'm impotent..."

"What about you who are older than me?"

"Is it already in menopause, or even impotent!?"

Steve stopped laughing: "..."

Even in his 90s, he's still a single virgin, but that doesn't mean Steve doesn't care about his "can't".

In other words, few men don't care?

After all, this is a matter of man's dignity.

There are two kinds of things like "Can I do it?" Steve said that he is obviously "I can, but I don't want to". How come you are "I want to, but I can't"? Hang up?

"Bucky." Steve glanced at Bucky speechlessly, "I thought you should please me at this time?"

Did you just agree to win him over as an ally?

Bucky: "..."

Who told you that! ?

"When you were determined to stand on the opposite side of me, I gave up on this plan." Bucky shrugged his shoulders at Steve, with an expression on his face that I was about to break the jar.

Seeing Bucky like this, Steve couldn't help but smiled and reached out to punch him on the shoulder.

Standing at the door, Nina watched as Bucky blushed first, Steve laughed, then Bucky spoke, Steve blushed, and finally both of them spoke, both of them laughed, their expressions a bit confused.

It's really hard to get points for senior citizens' clubs, but...

Nina glanced at Bucky, seeing that he didn't look like he was itching his teeth when he saw her, she was relieved for a moment——

Hey, it seems that Jarvis's method is really awesome!

Bullying Peter is not only refreshing but also fires her up, which is great!

Nina said that she no longer wants to worry about the day when Bucky can't help but come up to bite her.

Just as Nina was thinking, Bucky's voice sounded, and he said, "Nina, you seem to be very happy?"

Nina, who has always been upright, seemed to trigger something extraordinary in Bucky's different and profound smile, and opened her mouth to explain: "Bucky, I didn't laugh at you for entering menopause and being impotent. gone."

Bucky: "..."

So sometimes this girl's honesty is really loved and hated.

On the other hand, Steve almost laughed so hard that the dog was on his leash.

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When she and Wanda left the Avengers Building, Nina was still thinking about whether Bucky's last expression wanted to bite her, so that she didn't hear what the little aunt Wanda next to her said to her.

"Nina... Nina?"

"Huh?" Nina heard Wanda's voice and looked at her, "Why?"

"Why are you absent-minded?"

Wanda glanced at Nina, "What's the matter?"

Nina shook her head, but her gaze was involuntarily attracted by Wanda's exposed white chest.

To be fair, there are only three girls in the Avengers Alliance and the Avengers Reserve. As a result, Natasha and Wanda are in good shape. When they wear tight uniforms, it makes people get nosebleeds. It's Nina's turn... …

She still silently carried out the "big business of touching breasts" and insisted on supplementing her body with her body QUQ

The sad Nina silently took off the long scarf around her neck, and then wrapped it around Wanda silently, um, and by the way, covered the snow-white skin on her chest.

Nina said very righteously: "Don't freeze."

Wanda: "..."

This wave explained that she gave one hundred and one points, and she would not be afraid of being proud if she got one more point.

Wanda, who was forced to wear a scarf, looked at Nina dumbfounded, but she didn't refuse. Since the black-haired girl tied her scarf, she didn't bother to take it off.

When Nina asked what she just said, Wanda said, "I'm asking you about Alice who went shopping with us today, can she really come to Manhattan?"

"Ok?"

Hearing Wanda's question, Nina glanced at her, "Alice has already called me, can there be fake ones?"

"No."

Seeing that Nina didn't understand what she meant, Wanda simply explained, "Didn't you say that Alice is a vampire? There are so many people in Manhattan, wouldn't she...um, want to bite?"

"Alice and the others are 'vegetarians' and don't drink human blood."

Nina explained to Wanda, "Besides, even if they are real vampires, it's impossible for them to drink human blood 24 hours a day? It's like it's impossible for human beings to eat 24 hours a day."

More importantly -

Today's appointment was made by Alice, which meant that she must have been prepared.

"Too."

Wanda nodded, "I'm just curious. I used to think it was amazing that there were mutants in the world. I didn't expect that there would be more aliens later, and now there are more vampires and werewolves."

"Hey, Nina, do you think there will still be those wizards in the movie?"

"There are no wizards, but there are mages."

After Nina and Wanda got into the car, they let the Bumblebee drive directly towards Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.

When Nina and Wanda arrived, they found that Alice had already arrived, and the person accompanying her was not her boyfriend Jasper Hale, but her brother in name, who was actually her brother. Brother Edward Cullen.

"Hi, Nina!"

Alice, who was still chatting with Edward, saw Nina and Wanda appear, and couldn't help but greeted with a smile.

Although I haven't seen her for a while, Alice is still very lively. Seeing this happy girl like a lark, Nina felt that she came out of the night rather than a cold vampire. Elf, playful and cute.

Obviously, Wanda thought so too.

Because I have never met her before, even though Nina has mentioned Alice to her before, Wanda's impression of "vampire" is too rigid, so it is really impossible to imagine what a "lively vampire" is like .

Because thinking about it feels very inconsistent.

However, after seeing Alice, Wanda felt that she was wrong. It was her body, not her personality, that was cold to the vampire.

After Nina greeted Alice and Edward, she introduced Wanda to them, and then said, "I thought it was Jasper who came with you?"

"Well, I do too, but Jasper's self-control is clearly not that great."

Alice shrugged her shoulders when she heard Nina's words, her expression looked extremely regretful.

Sacrificing his personal time to send Alice to Manhattan, the big brother Edward who is still standing beside his sister: "..."

blame him slightly! ?

"But it's okay, I waited a long time for the sun to be gone in Manhattan and you just happened to be free."

Alice smiled and complained, "I have to say, the weather in Manhattan is really nice, but this has become an obstacle for us to meet often."

Because Nina had told Wanda about this stalk before, both girls couldn't help laughing when Alice said this.

"Let's go, I've wanted to come to Manhattan's Fifth Avenue for a long time. You don't know, although Forks is suitable for our life, it's too small."

Alice complained in a very cute tone, "And there is only one place where I can go shopping. I can't imagine how hard it would be for me if there was no such thing as online shopping in the world."

Nina and Wanda living in the Avengers Mansion: "..."

They really can't empathize with this, because——

The Avengers Tower is not far from Fifth Avenue.

Seeing the expressions of Nina and Wanda, Alice said, "Shouldn't you comfort me now?"

"Uh……"

Wanda blinked her eyes, thought for a while and said, "Otherwise, you can come to Manhattan to play on cloudy days. I heard Nina say that Karen's ability is not very fast? Anyway, if there is anything at that time, let him Just hold you and run."

Wanda said that's what she and her brother Pietro did when they were homeless.

Edward, who only does this when being hunted down: "..."

I don't really understand you mutants.

"Why didn't I think of doing this before?"

Alice felt that Wanda had opened the door to a new world for herself. So their superpowers can still be used like this?

"Edward." Alice turned to look at Edward, "Can we try it next time?"

Compared with the lively Alice, Edward is more like a vampire in the traditional sense, handsome but indifferent. Hearing Alice's unreliable suggestion at this moment, he glanced at her, and silently glanced at the proposal again. The culprit in the world - Wanda.

Wanda felt vaguely stared at by Edward: "...???"

Didn't Nina say that Alice and the others don't bite? ?

Whether this unreliable suggestion can be implemented is a matter for the future. Alice just casually mentioned it to Edward, and then pulled Nina and Wanda to start shopping.

"By the way, Nina, I heard that a bomber appeared in Manhattan recently. Do you know what happened?"

Alice, who was picking out clothes, asked curiously. The reason she asked Nina was not because Nina and the others lived in Manhattan, but because they were members of the Avengers and cooperated with the FBI last time. Alice I think they should have some "inside information".

Nina and Wanda looked at each other, and they both shrugged their shoulders at the same time: "This is not under our control, but I heard from Jarvis that this case seems to be handed over to the BAU under the FBI."