[Comprehensive Yingmi] The whole family is the main character, except me

When heading to the Avengers Building, Agent Phil Coulson was sitting in the co-pilot seat looking at the information he just got.

"Nina Portman, mutant?"

Coulson looked up at Agent Maria Hill who was driving, and asked, "Is there anything special about her?"

"Everyone in the Avengers hides their existence, do you think it's special?" Hill bit the scope of "everyone" and hinted at Coulson—this alone is enough to make They are curious.

You must know that among the members of the Avengers, except for Tony Stark who has no affection for S.H.I.E.L.D., whether it is Natasha Romanoff the Black Widow or Clint Barton the Hawkeye, they are all gods. Agents of SHIELD, although they have now joined the Avengers, they will still prefer S.H.I.E.L.D. when dealing with matters.

But this time, neither Black Widow nor Hawkeye revealed anything to S.H.I.E.L.D. Even after the incident with Professor Lizard, Natasha tried to hide the traces of Nina's presence at the scene.

This is very wrong.

When the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury, heard the news, his first reaction was to not believe it. Of course, he trusted the loyalty of Black Widow and Hawkeye enough, so there was only one possibility——

The mutant who appeared on the scene was not simple.

That's why Coulson and Hill went to the Avengers Building at the same time, but...

"they?"

Coulson grasped the point at once, with surprise in his eyes, "Isn't there only one person?"

"Two." Hill, who had already learned the news from Director Fury in advance, said, "Besides Nina Portman, there is also Laura Kinney."

"Are they all mutants?"

"Maybe?" Hill shrugged, then said, "That's something we need to be sure of."

Hearing Hill's words, Coulson lowered his head and continued to read the documents, and then continued to ask: "How did they enter the Avengers Building?"

Because Coulson is the true fanboy of Captain America Steve Rogers, after the idol moved into the Avengers Building, Coulson's attention to the Avengers Building expanded infinitely.

But even the chief had delayed getting the news for so long, so it seemed normal that he hadn't received any news.

"Do you still remember that the captain and the others inexplicably organized a group to arrest a group of Hydra? I think Nina Portman and Laura Ginny should have been brought back to the Avengers Building by the captain at that time."

Before the Avengers dealt with the Hydra and the people of the Alkali Institute, they called the people of SHIELD and asked them to finish it. In view of the fact that the Avengers, or Captain America, Black Widow and Eagle They have no doubts about what they said - Hydra's target has escaped.

At least there was no doubt at the time. Think about it, Captain America, who has always been calm and extremely reliable, said such things to you in such a serious and serious tone, you almost felt that every word he said Every word seems to say——

America will win.

If it wasn't for Professor Lizard, the existence of Nina and Laura might have been concealed for a longer period of time by the cooperation of the Avengers.

But there is no such thing as an "if" in this world.

But!

There is no "if", but there are "fans".

Hearing Hill's words, Coulson blurted out: "Since the captain brought it back, there must be nothing wrong with it."

Hill: "..."

Hehe, tell the director if you have the ability.

Coulson understood the meaning expressed in Hill's eyes, silently looked up at the roof of the car, and coughed lightly: "So the director suspects that Portman and Ginny came out of Hydra?"

What Coleson said here "coming out of Hydra" has two meanings. First, they are victims of Hydra's scourge. Second, they are undercover agents who joined hands with Hydra to pretend to be victims. .

If it's the former, then of course it's the best, but if it's the latter...

Considering that his idol lived in the Avengers Building, Coulson thought it would be better to investigate thoroughly.

"Do you think they came out of Hydra, and the Avengers won't be able to find out?" Hill looked at Coulson speechlessly, "We just want to find out the situation."

After all, the identity of a mutant is indeed quite sensitive.

Colson: "..."

"No." Coulson suddenly reacted, "I remember that the captain and the others have basically gone out to do missions today. We really just went there to understand the situation?"

Coulson looked at Hill while talking, and the latter glanced at him, and then said, "What the director means is that it's best to invite them to S.H.I.E.L.D."

Colson: "..."

He could have expected the Avengers to hate them so much when they found out about it.

In fact, everyone in S.H.I.E.L.D. expected one thing wrong. The Avengers indeed dispatched as a whole and left the Avengers Building, but it doesn’t mean that there are only the little sisters Nina and Laura left in the Avengers Building. of.

Not to mention Bucky, with him around, it is definitely impossible for the SHIELD to take Nina and Laura away, and there is Jarvis who is everywhere——

This dutiful smart butler had already called his husband, Tony Stark, when the vehicles of the two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, Coulson and Hill, entered the surveillance range centered on the Avengers Building.

[Jarvis? 】Tony, who was in the sky, fired cluster cannons to attack the enemy while talking to Jarvis, 【Why did you call me at this time?Could it be that Beauty and the others want to eat something and let me take it back? 】

When Tony mentioned Nina, he couldn't help but think of the screenshot he saw from Jarvis, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching——

To be honest, Tony should feel angry. How could Nina use her ability to make him fall asleep without his permission?Even if she did it out of good intentions, but——

Seeing the brunette who smiled sweetly at him afterwards, Tony: "..."

She was so pretty, of course I chose to forgive her.

【Sir, you are thinking too much, Miss Nina and the others just need to tell me what they want to eat. 】Jarvis said slowly, 【I'm calling you because Agent Coulson and Agent Hill from S.H.I.E.L.D. 】

[Colson?Hill? 】

Hearing what Jarvis said, Tony frowned subconsciously, [What are the people from S.H.I.E.L.D.?Not all of us today...]

Before Tony could finish his words, the voice suddenly disappeared, and Jarvis continued thoughtfully, [Yes, so I guess the purpose of Agent Coulson and Agent Hill coming to the Avengers Building is 80.00% three Probably for Miss Nina and Miss Laura. 】

Tony also guessed, the difference with Jarvis probably lies in his inability to give a general possibility.

[Then deny them access to the Avengers Building, and wait until we go back. 】Tony can be sure that, according to the personalities of Nina and Laura, if Coulson and Hill really came to the door, they would either be fooled by them and go away, or they would do it directly.

The latter is fine, anyway, according to Nina and Laura's fighting power, it is impossible for them to suffer, but if it is the former, then it is not so good.

Tony Stark, whose heart was already creaking, didn't think there was anything wrong with thinking so.

Just as Tony finished speaking, he heard Jarvis say: [Sorry, sir, Agent Coulson and Agent Hill have already entered the Avengers Building. 】

Tony blurted out: [Then let them out, or trap them in the elevator, Jarvis, I believe you can do it. 】

Hearing what Tony said, Jarvis, who always regarded any order from his husband as the highest order, agreed without hesitation: [Sir, don't worry, I will execute your order perfectly. 】

Hearing what Jarvis said, I don't know if it was Tony's illusion, but I always felt that my smart butler seemed a little excited.

What Tony was thinking, Jarvis didn't know, he just followed his husband's words and immediately carried out his orders.

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Coulson and Hill, who had just entered the elevator, saw the elevator door close, and before they had time to press the elevator floor number, they suddenly heard Jarvis's voice: "Agent Coulson, Agent Hill, hello, Welcome to the Avengers Tower voice-activated elevator designed by Stark."

"Uh." It's not the first time to come to the Avengers Building, nor is it the first time for Coulson and Hill to take the elevator of the Avengers Building, the expressions of the two are a little confused, "Should we say thank you now?"

"You're welcome." Jarvis accepted the thank you (no) unceremoniously, and then continued, "Please choose the language: English, Chinese, Darwin."

Coulson and Hill: "..."

Jarvis, don't make trouble, English and Chinese are fine, what the hell is Darwin?

Hill glanced at the elevator button that didn't respond no matter how hard he pressed it, and said, "English."

"You have chosen English, which floor do you want to reach?"

Hill and Coulson looked at each other, but still answered Jarvis, and then heard him say: "You have chosen the floor you arrive at, but if you want the elevator to work normally, you need to choose the normal mode and the hell mode."

Coulson and Hill: "...???"

Well, if they don't know that they have been made things difficult by now, then they don't have to continue working in S.H.I.E.L.D. to complain about.

"We choose the general model." Coulson said.

"You have chosen the general mode. Agent Coulson is asked to listen carefully to the following question and answer it carefully: Suppose you have a girlfriend, when she asks you—I fell into the water with your mother at the same time, who would you save first? How? You have two chances to answer the question."

Hill: "..."

Her point is that Coulson actually has to assume that he can have a girlfriend, which is miserable hahaha.

"Uh." Phil No Girlfriend Coulson cleared his throat, "Save my mom?"

"The answer is wrong, Agent Coulson, please answer seriously, you still have another chance."

Hearing what Jarvis said, Coulson replied confidently again: "Save my girlfriend."

It's very simple, there are two answers in total, isn't there only one left after one is excluded?

Hill on the side glanced at Coulson with a look—a real, straight man—and thought to himself that it’s no wonder he hasn’t had a girlfriend yet.

Sure enough, Jarvis said in the next second: "I'm sorry, Agent Coulson answered wrongly, and it will automatically switch to hell mode."

"and many more!"

Coulson expressed dissatisfaction, "Why did you answer wrong?"

"Save your girlfriend first, what about your mother?"

"That's why I just said, save my mother first."

"What about your girlfriend?"

Colson: "..."

you win orz

Jarvis explained to Coulson with reason (...) before continuing: "Agent Coulson and Agent Hill please listen to the following song carefully, and then complete the lyrics in the shortest possible time. Repeat it again."

Hearing what Jarvis said, Hill and Coulson were relieved. They memorized the lyrics and so on. Although they were tone deaf, at least they had a good memory.

But they forgot, this is hell mode!

The next second, a piece of music sounded in the elevator——

【long long ago

dragon suddenly appeared

Bring disaster, take away the princess and disappear

...]

Coulson and Hill suddenly realized, oh, is it Chinese?No wonder it's hell mode, after all, Chinese ranks among the "most difficult languages ​​in the world to learn".

But!

It doesn't matter, because of the task, Coulson and Hill have studied Chinese systematically, and they are very confident about it, but after listening for a while, their expressions couldn't help but change——

[The king was very happy and asked his name

young man thought about it

He says

Your Majesty, my name is Dalabong Babandbedib Tobiruon

Again

dalabumbaband bedib tobiruon

is not it

Dalabang Baban Tebedib Tobiruon

Yep

dalabumbaband bedib tobiruon

...]

Coulson and Hill: "...???"

Wait, Darawon! ?

The music goes on--

[The hero draws out his sword

dragon says

I'm Kunkutakatikatikatsuvasi Lasson

Again

Kuntukataka Tikau Tesuvasi Lasson

is not it

Gwent's Fiddle Baked Egg Tart Soda Marathon

wrong

Is the Kunkutaka Tikau Tesuvasi Lasson

...]

Coulson and Hill: "...!!!"

What the hell is this! ?All kinds of jerky words drilled into their brains, and they were so repetitive and dense that the two excellent agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. almost knelt down——

Are Chinese people so scary now! ?

Jarvis, who shared the scene in the elevator with Nina and Laura in the living room through the camera, did not stop the music, but continued to play, so a more terrible wave of attacks came again——

【then

dalabumbaband bedib tobiruon

cut to

Kuntukataka Tikau Tesuvasi Lasson

then

Kuntukataka Tikau Tesuvasi Lasson

bitten

Dalabang Baban Tebedib Tobiruon

最后

dalabumbaband bedib tobiruon

he conquered

Kuntukataka Tikau Tesuvasi Lasson

rescued

Princess Mia Morasuna Dani Shelley Red

Back to

Mundaluk Suspergubic Bale City

...]

Coulson and Hill: "...!!!???"

Xie Lihong will be served by their grandma even if they don't help them qwq

Mr. Director, you should use another person to perform this task qwq

Looking at Nina and Laura who couldn't help laughing in the living room, Jarvis has a lot of merit and fame :)

The author has something to say:

A small theater in one sentence:

S.H.I.E.L.D.: ...No, isn't that Batman in Gotham next door always doing their thing?Why is he not annoying! ?

Batman: ... I'm handsome =w=

Luther: ...I'm not handsome! ?

Batman: ...I'm decent =w=

S.H.I.E.L.D. & Luthor: ...the author, Batman, so ooc, don't you care?

Author: ...he is right =w=

Coulson & Hill: ... Author, you should take care of Dalavon and Xie Lihong qwq[生无可爱情face.jpg]