[Comprehensive Yingmi] The whole family is the main character, except me

United States, Westchester.

"Ah!"

In Academy X, Logan, who was standing outside the classroom leaning against the window to smoke a cigar, suddenly couldn't help but sneezed. If he hadn't picked it up quickly, the cigar would have fallen to the ground.

Seeing all the students turned their heads to look over, Wolverine frowned, squinted his eyes and glanced at them: "Which of you little bastards is scolding me behind my back?"

Little bastards... Ah bah, the students shook their heads quickly, joking, is this something that can be misunderstood casually?

Besides, don't say there is no more, even if there is, can they be stupid enough to admit it (hey)! ?

Wolverine's eyes focused on "watching" the thorny leaders in the class (such as Angel Warren and the like), and then he said in a rough voice: "What are you looking at? Who wants to practice it? "

Nobody.

The students withdrew their gazes as quickly as possible, joking, shi can eat nonsense, but not talk nonsense, okay?

If they were fucked by Wolverine once, they would lose half their lives, okay?

"Tsk." Cyclops Scott Summers, who was passing by, couldn't help shaking his head when he saw this, and said to Logan, "I finally know why you are one of the teachers who complain most to students in the school."

After finishing speaking, Scott added, "Oh, by the way, the other one standing alongside you is Wade."

After hearing Scott's first sentence, Logan's complexion was not very good. After hearing his supplementary sentence, Logan's complexion became even darker.

Thinking that he was actually side by side with that bastard Deadpool, Logan's face looked like he was constipated, it was extremely ugly!

Before Logan could say anything, he suddenly heard a particularly rippling BGM——

【Hey, yeah-Iwannashoop, baby

Hey, yeah~ I wanna shoo, baby

Shoop, shoop, ba-doop

Whoop, whoop, beep

Ummm, you'repacked and you'restacked'especially in the back

Well, your muscular body is hot, especially the back~

Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that

Brother, I really want to thank your mother for giving birth to such a good ass

Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?

Can I have french fries for dipping into that choppy milk?

Iflookscouldkillyouwouldbeanuzi

If handsome can kill, you'd be a submachine gun

You're a shotgun - awesome!  …

You're such a shotgun - bang! ...]

"Oh, hell, you guys are so cruel, every time it's not Deadpool's father who is the male lead, it's okay to dislike my BGM for too long now? God, my fans should really let my fans see your hateful faces~ "

"Okay, let's get down to business~"

Wearing a red and black tights and carrying two knives behind his back, Deadpool Wade Wilson talked to himself, and then waved to Logan and Cyclops cheerfully, "Hi, I seem to hear your call Deadpool dad, right?"

Logan and Cyclops: "..."

Damn hope it's an illusion!

"Wow, dear little wolf wolf, have you eaten shi yet? Your face is so ugly? Or is little Sheshe (Cyclops) rejecting your courtship and planning to get married with Phoenix Girl?"

Deadpool put his hands on his hips, and jumped towards Logan and Cyclops in a girlish way. Even through the mask, they could hear his joy from his mean tone.

Yes, he was happy, but unfortunately the other two present were not in a very happy mood.

Not to mention Logan, Cyclops was quite happy to see him being run over by Deadpool at first, but if his words were involved, the excitement would not be so good.

"Damn it!" Logan cursed in a low voice, looking at Deadpool with a look of disgust, "What are you doing here again?"

"Oh, little wolf cub, your attitude really makes me sad. Fortunately, I still miss you so much. I rushed to look for you as soon as I finished "Wolverine 3" yesterday. God knows when I saw you How much my heart hurts when I am so old that I want to work as a car driver!"

While talking, Deadpool stretched out his hand to cover his chest, "That's really a pain in the ass!"

Logan's indifferent face.jpg: "Then why haven't you died of pain?"

"So indifferent, have you forgotten the years of friendship when we went to clubs, flirted with girls and masturbated on airplanes?" Deadpool's expression of cold leaves fluttering over my face, and my son's rebelliousness broke my heart, "What you said is like The ice pick pierced into the bottom of my heart, Dad was really hurt!"

Logan: "..."

Damn mentally retarded, who wants such a fucking son! ?

"Wade."

Professor X Charles Xavier, who appeared in a wheelchair, saw this scene, and the smile on his lips couldn't help deepening. It wasn't that he wanted to make a sound, but if he didn't stop it, then the next development would definitely be Unsurprisingly, Wolverine fought Deadpool again.

God knows that the time for these two people to pay off their debts in X Academy has been infinitely extended to the point where it is unknown, okay?

"Wow, professor, I really miss the days when you had hair." Deadpool looked back at Charles, and then jumped towards him, "Come on, I watched "King Kong" yesterday. After "Wolf 3", I went to buy you some souvenirs."

While talking, Deadpool took something out of his four-dimensional pocket, and after jumping in front of Charles, he threw the things he took out onto him.

"Look, I bought this for you specially. It's for preventing hair loss. You know that among you British men, nine out of ten men are bald, and one is balding. Although your hair is still there, don't worry. , it will be gone soon, so you have to take care of it as soon as possible, otherwise you will be really bald and you won’t even find a place to cry.”

Charles: "..."

Is there such comfort?And, he is American, thank you.

"These six, seven, eight, nine, ten walnuts are all for your brain. Listen to me. If you have Alzheimer's disease, treat it as soon as possible. It's not scary to be sick, anyway, there are medicines to cure it."

Charles: "..."

What the hell is dementia! ?

"Wade, I appreciate your kindness, but I don't need any of these." Charles Xavier, who is in his youth and has a lot of hair, stuffed all his belongings back into Deadpool's four-dimensional pocket, Then immediately changed the subject, "Is there something important you are here this time?"

Don't ask Charles why he would ask such a question. The main reason is that Deadpool never gives advance notice even when he comes to X Academy.

Coupled with the fact that Deadpool always wants to come out as soon as he comes out, it's even more impossible to call in advance to tell the X Academy that Deadpool's father is coming back.

But this time it was strange, Deadpool hadn't come back yet, so he called Charles in advance, not only did he call, but he also told him very, very, very solemnly——

"There is something big and important to announce to you. If you miss the opportunity to get first-hand information, don't say that Deadpool's father didn't take care of you."

Seriously, with Deadpool's nonsense virtues, it's really hard to tell if he's telling the truth or not, but given that it's been a peaceful time, the fraternity isn't trying to make a fuss It meant making rain, so Charles sat obediently at X Academy, waiting for Deadpool to arrive.

It's just that Charles didn't expect that Deadpool was pulling his hair and talking about something when he just arrived?

Charles: "..."

Wronged!

There are always people who want to harm my... hair (holding head).

"Oh oh oh, I almost forgot." Hearing what Charles said, Deadpool slapped his head, "Brother risked his life to come here to give you a spoiler—"

Having said that, Deadpool paused for a moment, looked at the eyes of other people, and then he smiled contentedly, and said loudly with his waist inserted——

"Wolverine he likes! Be! Dad! La!!!"

Logan, who was originally impatient, was stunned for a moment when he heard Deadpool's words, and now the cigar in his mouth really fell to the ground, and after a while, he murmured: "What the hell are you kidding! ?”

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The black pickup truck was driving on the winding road, and Nina, who didn't know that her father, Wolverine, had been spoiled, was sitting in the passenger seat, looking at the vast and desolate scenery outside the window, and suddenly turned to look at Bucky, who was driving, said, "I thought you wouldn't agree to leave Mexico with us?"

Although Bucky didn't say it clearly, Nina could still see it. After all, if he really chose to go to the United States, how could he stay in Mexico for so long according to his ability?

Hearing that Nina deliberately lowered her voice, Bucky knew that she was afraid of waking Laura who was sleeping in the back seat, so he glanced at her, then lowered the volume in coordination, and said with a bit of teasing: "After all Did you eat your beef jerky?"

Hearing Bucky's words, Nina cleared her throat, blinked at him innocently, and then said, "One size fits all, I didn't threaten you with beef jerky."

Hearing what Nina said, Bucky laughed in his heart, thinking that he thought it was one size fits all, but who knew that he would not know until he ate it——

Short-handed, soft-mouthed.

Besides, because of the incident in the back alley, they were inexplicably bound together. If Nina took Laura and the two of them north to America, Bucky really didn't feel at ease.

Yes, neither of the little sisters are vegetarians, but to be honest, Bucky could tell after interacting with Nina and the others for a while——

Compared to Laura, Nina is indeed a bit more profitable, but even so, based on the experience of the two of them, it is really unlikely that they can successfully leave Mexico during the hunt.

Firstly, they don't have an ID card, and secondly, they don't know how to drive, so there are much fewer ways to choose to leave Mexico. In addition, there are people from the Alkali Institute chasing after them, making it even more difficult for them.

Although it is said that if Bucky and Nina are together now, the people who hunt them will become Hydra and the Alkali Research Institute, but to be honest, if they form a group, the advantages will really outweigh the disadvantages.

"After arriving in the United States, Bucky, are you still with us?"

Nina looked at Bucky, she was not a fool, she knew very well that the reason why Bucky was with them was not really threatened by her with beef jerky, but because he was worried that something would happen to her and Laura on the road.

"What? Can't bear to bear me?"

When he was the Winter Soldier, he was either frozen, even if he was unfrozen, it was only for the mission, and what Hydra needed was a killing machine that faithfully performed the mission, so at that time he lived like a walking dead.

But now that his memory has recovered, Bucky's daily life is either fighting Hydra or avoiding Hydra's pursuit. Even when he is safe, he is the only one who recalls the past painfully.

But now there are more sisters, Nina and Laura, around him. Although they are still avoiding the pursuit of Hydra (and the Alkali Institute), Bucky's whole person has undergone earth-shaking changes.

Now Bucky has to be busy avoiding Hydra and the people of the Alkali Research Institute, taking care of Nina and Laura, and getting things in order so as not to lose the chain at a critical moment.

In a word, the current daily life is full of various chores, thinking of his state in the past few months, Bucky has to admit——

It is purely too idle, so I have time to be sentimental.

Now that the daily life is full, Bucky has a sense of solidity that his feet have finally stepped on the ground, and his whole person is a little less gloomy and dull.

Look, a few days ago, how could Bucky be so easy to joke with others?

"of course."

Hearing Bucky's words, Nina nodded without hesitation at all. Her bright gray-green eyes looked at him seriously, and there was a little bit of expression on her face - she didn't quite understand why he asked such a question. look.

Seeing Nina's expression - I don't want you to be normal, it's Bucky's turn to clear his throat.

Is this girl a natural flirt?

This wave of straight balls was so unexpected that people were caught off guard.