[Comprehensive British and American] 280 days of tragedy

As soon as Ye An stepped on the ground in New York, he saw a red figure flying over from one end, and landed on the ground not far from her, kicking up a cloud of dust.

Before I had time to see who was flying over, a familiar voice sounded from the ground.

"Oh my God, can you turn off the [Lebienquifairmal] accompaniment? I can understand that I can't write about my handsome fighting posture without listening to the song, but I refuse to use the coming out song as the opening song." Even if he was thrown into the ground, he still couldn't stop Deadpool's whimpering voice.He seemed to be stuck in the crevice in embarrassment, and while struggling on all fours, he yelled: "Hey, what are you doing standing there, you idiot! Why don't you come and help me, daddy! Damn, this gap is bigger than me!" My panties are one size too small, it looks like my dick is stuck, wait a minute, I'll masturbate first and then come out."

Ye An: ...pretend you didn't see it.

"Hmm... It may take an hour, and the durability is also a troublesome problem. Asian flat-chested girl, help me get the sexy queen masturbation cup in the store over there."

"Shut up! Wade!" Ye An finally couldn't take it anymore, picked up a small stone on the ground and threw it at his face.

……

In the end, it was Mine who came to help get Wade out.

"It was really you who caused the commotion on the phone just now." Ye An didn't want to see Wade at all, and the place where he was was basically a mess. Most of the time, he didn't distinguish between good and evil. A person who is better at making trouble, sometimes even making everything worse on a whim, "what are you doing here."

"Huh? You ask me? I didn't intend to come here. I found out that the condom was gone this morning, so I came out to find Francis' trouble. Later, I thought it was too early, so I looked around for something. I can't blame me, Nanuo X Ya, I'm keeping it and selling it as an antique later, after all, it's something used by the great Deadpool, you know I have a lot of crazy fans."

"Like that?" Mine pointed to a black monster not far away that was about as tall as a telephone pole.

Ye An looked in the direction of her finger.

The venom stood on the top of the house, the black liquid seemed to melt, turning into lines of liquid, continuously climbing and twisting on the stone bricks.

"No, no, no, that's just a golden-haired monster who got high, my crazy fan cup must be this big." Deadpool gestured a few times on his chest, "This is the principle, I'm not interested in male balls. "

"Stop making trouble." Ye An noticed that Venom had already looked over, and quickly scanned the surrounding area.

Compared to other cities, New York is considered an 'experienced' city in some cases, probably because the people here are always in dire straits, so that they have trained early on how to escape to a safe place as quickly as possible .

The crowd was arranged to evacuate very quickly, while the mercenaries arranged by Harry and some police stayed behind to check if there were any missing crowd.

"Hmm--Okay." Deadpool pretended to remove the wristband on his hand, glanced at his watch and said, "It's time to watch Adventure Time too, let's get rid of this annoying guy quickly... this guy started It's really heavy, fuck it! Where's my unicorn doll! I snatched it from the jai bang, and he almost didn't get assed by him!"

"I don't need your help, please get out of here with the police car over there." Ye An refused mercilessly. Deadpool's presence here would only make things worse.

"How can you say that?" Deadpool put his hands on his cheeks and made a girlish appearance, "I risked missing an episode of Adventure Time to help you, are you hurting me like that? "

She cast a skeptical glance at that.

"Well, since you have such a strong request, I can't help it. Let me remind you, I'm an hourly wage earner, $1 an hour, including satisfactory service, and any posture can be satisfied."

At this time, I really don't want to argue with Deadpool.

There was a faint tremor in the air, as if something pierced the gas at an extremely fast speed.Ye An's eyes changed, his body shortened, and he left the place at a very fast speed.Almost at the same time, a black object stuck to where she was standing with a snap.

It's venom.

Deadpool's yelling caught his attention. Originally, the two had no special hidden whereabouts. In addition, Venom seemed to be very concerned about Ye An. The moment he noticed her appearance, he rushed to this place at a high speed. .The black shadow shuttled between the tall buildings, and the distance between the two became shorter and shorter.

Change place.

The chances that there are still people left here are not small. Now the United States is falling into a frenzy of superheroes. In order to attract attention, major websites will even deliberately stay within the scope of the battle, just to film their fight scenes.

Ye An raised his eyes and scanned around, and saw a motorcycle not far away, maybe the owner fled in a hurry, and the keys were still on it.

In an emergency, it can only be dealt with urgently.Without too much hesitation, she stepped onto the motorcycle.

"Migne, I'll lure Venom out of here first, and the rescue here will be handed over to you." She said, started the motorcycle directly, made a big circle around the street, and left the place directly.

It's just that he didn't expect that besides the venom, there would be a noisy red figure following him.He was pedaling a pink children's bicycle that was not as tall as his thighs, panting and pedaling hard while talking to Ye An.

"Come on, you know I don't have enough money right now. The filming of "Deadpool 2" is already underway. I have to prepare some money for special effects. In the next article, there might be a wedding set for me and Vanessa. Look at the same variant For the sake of man, I'll give you a [-]% discount, no less." Deadpool deftly dodged the black spear turned by the venom, temporarily pulling away a little, but soon he followed Come up: "Hey Brienne. Did you hear me honey?"

During this period, Venom's attacks have not stopped, and waves of continuous attacks are not as abnormal as before.

Ye An tightened his lips, and once again avoided the attack of the venom through the rearview mirror.

She didn't have much contact with Norman, and from the few conversations he had, he didn't seem like someone who would make such indiscriminate attacks, it was almost like a different person.Like a madman without reason, attacking in no particular way, sometimes with slime, sometimes with a spear, very inefficient.

But there is no time to think about more things at this time.

According to Catherine, the venom has parasitic properties, and she must go to a place where there are no human beings to solve the hidden dangers once and for all, so as to ensure that the venom can be solved once and for all, and the possibility of its parasitism can be eliminated.

The plan gradually took shape in the bottom of my heart.

"Fuck, dead end." Wade yelled.

The two braked at the same time, the car body lay across the road, and one foot was put down to support the ground.

"Oh yeah - heroic parking."

"Shut up, Wade." She scolded, frowning.

At the end of this road is a fenced wall, on which you can see the notice posted by the American government. This place is the only unfinished building in the New York area. Because the developer's capital chain is not working well, it has entered the court auction link, almost no one wanders here.

The moment Ye An stopped the car, Venom rushed over without hesitation. She kicked Wade away, and at the same time she rolled to the side by the reaction force, stretched out her hand and pulled out the iron rod, and combined them to block Venom's claws.

"Are you really not considering hiring me? It will be much easier, and now I have decided to give three melon seeds." Deadpool sat on the motorcycle Ye An rode over and asked while eating melon seeds.

"Shut up." Ye An tried his best to block Venom's hand, and turned over to avoid her claw attack.

Deadpool shrugged his shoulders, took out a piece of paper out of nowhere, and began to sit there and doodle, halfway through, he took out the radio and played [Eye of the Tiger].

In terms of strength, Ye An probably can't compete with Venom, so she can only save her energy while looking for the best way to get close.The venom would hardly let her get too close, the black liquid seemed to have life force, as long as Ye An touched it, it could not wait to climb up her body, which greatly hindered her movement.

Under the indiscriminate attack of Venom, in an accident, he hit Deadpool's radio.

"Oh, fu [beep] ck! This is the radio my mother left me!" Deadpool joined the battle angrily.

Only then did Ye An relax a little.

Although she doesn't really like Deadpool's behavior, she has to admit that Wade's abilities are more suitable for melee combat than hers.

Venom gradually became weaker under the attack of the two people. Finally, Ye An finally found the most suitable opportunity, inserted the iron rod into Venom's body, and activated the voltage equipment mercilessly.

The blue electric current covered Venom's body in an instant. Unexpectedly, compared with the last fight in the alley, Venom appeared weaker or powerless this time.

He quickly lost consciousness and lay on the ground.

With the disappearance of his consciousness, the black liquid gradually turned into a piece of black liquid and slid to the ground, revealing the pale corpse inside.

Ye An's eyes widened.

——That’s not Norman.

Deadpool squatted down and began to rummage through the trouser pockets of the corpse.

Ye An: ...

Deadpool who never takes the usual path.

"Huh? This slime is much richer than the others. He is indeed the man behind the leader. Is there any ambiguity in my words? Forget it, there is no classification system anyway." Deadpool has such a magical Ability, even if no one pays attention to him, he can keep talking to himself that others don't understand.Sometimes Ye An really admired Vanessa, she was able to endure such a talkative character, you know she was going to be fainted just by listening.

For a while it was slime, and for a while it was the man behind the head.

Venom = slime?

Ye An recalled what Deadpool said just now.

"Wait Wade, have you encountered other Venoms?" she asked.

"Well, almost all of them were killed by me, maybe one or two escaped when I wasn't paying attention. It doesn't matter, anyway, I made almost the same amount today." Deadpool said indifferently: "If you want to hire For me, I can tell you for free, where is the guy who likes to play 13 and his pants fall off when I hit him."

Ye An: "...a limited edition figure of Darth Vader."

Deadpool: "Deal."

The author has something to say: Deadpool special, by the way, he won't be in the next scene.Go to bed... Let's fix the details tomorrow...