[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

After a while, I met Ryunosuke again.I don't know if it's my illusion, but he seems to have become more talkative.

"That's it, do it again~" I raised the forging hammer and attacked him.

Akutagawa restrained the black beast and gathered around him.

"You have to watch my movements carefully, Ryunosuke." I quickly got into the gap he didn't take into account, and came to him: "The enemy may target any dead corner of you, now I will help you find them. "

"Very good, Ryunosuke." I held the hammer handle against the small black sharp blade that suddenly appeared in front of me, and stopped the duel: "Take a break."

"No need." Akutagawa flatly refused.

"I need it." I went straight to the side and sat down.

Akutagawa had no choice but to put away Rashomon and sat down where he was.I looked at the distance between the two and frowned: "Ryunosuke, come here."

After looking at each other for a while, Akutagawa got up and moved to my side.

"So cute~" I stretched out my hand and was about to pat my head, but was rejected by Ryunosuke with a slap in the face.

I looked at him sadly: "Ryunosuke is not cute at all~"

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I gave up: "I'm lying to you, Ryunosuke is actually very cute."

Looking up at the sky, I said to him: "Ryunosuke, if I attacked further just now, what would you do? At such a close range, the last surprise attack failed. Do you want to kick me hard? "

Akutagawa pursed his lips and nodded stiffly.

"That won't work!" I couldn't bear to cover my eyes: "I don't have the heart to do it. If you are serious, your ribs will be broken, okay? It's like a biscuit, and maybe it will pierce into your lungs. Organs But something as soft as velvet."

Akutagawa choked for a moment: "...After that, just counterattack ten times."

"You have to have that chance too! Is it so easy to be the best player in the game? The combo buff is directly KO."

Akutagawa obviously understood this, so he didn't speak at that time.

I touched my neck and suggested: "Next, let's have a physical exchange." The words of hand-to-hand combat are too rough.

Akutagawa's face was capitalized "unhappy", but he reluctantly agreed.

I touched his head: "Good boy."

After several days in a row, Akutagawa's physical strength began to improve.He himself was obviously aware of this, and the repulsive behavior gradually disappeared.

I also refused Ryunosuke's words with a bitter and bitter expression on his face.

Don't waste all of Grandma's painstaking efforts!The body is the capital of the revolution, it is very important that you can withstand the beating when you are doing a big death!And don't you think it's much more enjoyable to go up and punch someone directly than to use supernatural powers?Clearing heat and relieving fire.

I pushed the person away with a palm, and at the same time I took two steps back: "This is a bit too much... Ryunosuke, you are too big, it is too obvious and it is difficult to react in time to make the next move. "

But the situation is extenuating.Ryunosuke's physical fitness is not good, and he usually pays too much attention to supernatural abilities.But if he is asked to run laps to train his basic physical fitness... I might as well save Dazai.

I squinted my eyes to observe his body movements carefully, and made a pause gesture: "Ryunosuke, repeat your posture just now, let me see."

Akutagawa stopped his movements, paused for a moment, and assumed an attacking stance again as he said.

"Stop, stay like this and don't move." I walked over and held his arm: "Take the angle here, and the power will be distributed to other places. Are you going to punch or slap someone? Don't do it." Such an exaggerated look."

"There are still feet, the distance between the two feet should be larger. The chassis is not stable, and I want to attack you to go to heaven?"

……

"Okay, try again this time." I stood at the position just now and waved to him: "Pay attention to what I just emphasized."

Akutagawa recalled the details that needed attention, and his body drove the airflow to make a small humming sound.The clenched fist cut through the air, and appeared in front of Baili in an instant.

My pupils shrank slightly, and then I crossed my arms to block it.Because of inertia, he slid back a few meters.

Akutagawa stood still in surprise, looked at Baili, and then at his outstretched hands: "...this is..."

"Wonderful~" I clapped my hands, "It's just like it was just now, remember."

Another two hours passed, and it was almost midnight. I stopped my movements and said, "Let's call it a day. Thank you, Ryunosuke."

Hearing this, Akutagawa withdrew his guard, and tidied up his rather messy clothes.

I'm not much better either.He took out a wet towel and wiped his face, hey - it was all dirt.

"For the sake of your height, go back to sleep as soon as possible." I lowered my head to confirm the time and said.

Akutagawa didn't move, and seemed to be a little tangled up. After a while, he opened his mouth and said, "Thank you for your advice today, Miss Baili."

I stood there with an expression as if I had been struck by lightning.

Wait a minute, what happened? !

I was completely confused: "Ryunosuke, what are you talking about?"

Akutagawa turned and left.

I didn't react until everyone was gone: "...I should be happy..."

"Oh, Baili, you are here, what a coincidence~" A familiar voice came from behind.

Turning around and looking at Dazai, I said with a half-smile, "Yes, at eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, on the embankment."

Although he was exposed, Dazai did not feel embarrassed: "Thank you Akutagawa for your care."

I immediately had a face full of shit: "...So it's your brat!!"

Regarding the fact that Ryunosuke's true love is Dazai, I can only say that there is no fluctuation in my heart, and I even want to laugh.

Dazai was very interested in the relationship between me and Ryunosuke, and asked enthusiastically, "Hari, what do you think of Akutagawa? Is it difficult to teach?"

I looked unlovable: "At least I have a good face, and I can bear it."

Dazai: "..."

Dazai himself felt that Ryunosuke was quite difficult to teach, and he vomited bitterness to me.I responded one after another, and I didn't know where my thoughts had flown.

"That's it, so I'll be counting on Baili from now on!" Dazai clasped his hands together and said to me.

I didn't want to talk to him, and gave him a face that I haven't seen for a long time.

Dazai is an amazing person who has brought countless surprises to my life.

And fright.

With his virtue, even if he has nothing to do, he will call from time to time and talk about it.However, after the call was connected today, there was silence over there.

"Hello? Dazai?" I asked strangely several times, but I still got no response, not even a slight breathing sound.Maintaining the communication status, I called Chengzi who was about to go out: "Please ask me for a leave from the school, and then Jiaqiao will lend me."

This time it was sleeping pills.

I didn't have time to admire Dazai's residence which I saw for the first time, so I rushed him to the doctor.

Dazai, who has no ID card, can only get it to a black clinic.Fortunately, I still know a few places that only waste money but not life, such as Aoba's.

In the past, Dazai was brought there, and the frequency was already frightening this soft girl.

By the time Dazai finally woke up, it was already afternoon.

"Ah..." Dazai observed the surrounding environment, and said in a flat tone, "It failed again."

"Hmm." I stared at the drop bottle that was about to run out, pulled out the needle and replaced it with a new infusion bottle. "The dose is not enough."

"This suicide is not pleasant at all." Dazai complained with pouted lips: "I am about to fall asleep, and then I feel so uncomfortable in my stomach, I want to vomit but I can't vomit. I got through your sleepy phone, but I really wanted to sleep and didn’t want to open my mouth to talk, so I threw the phone aside.”

"I see." I adjusted the flow rate of the liquid medicine: "You are after refreshing suicide, you can give up this method."

Dazai nodded in agreement.I helped him tuck the quilt: "Then I'll go back first. Although I don't know what reason Chengzi used to ask for leave for me, I still feel a little guilty about being absent from class."

Dazai quit immediately: "Hey - Baili, are you going to abandon me?"

The other party had a look of "I don't obey, I don't obey", I had to sit down again, otherwise I don't know what Dazai has behind me waiting for me.

"Go to sleep, I'll just sit here." I said with my arms crossed.

Dazai refused to close his eyes: "Baili, you will definitely sneak away while I am asleep."

I put down Erlang's upturned legs, pulled his hand without the infusion needle out of the quilt, and clenched it tightly: "That's it. You can know I'm here even if you close your eyes."

Dazai struggled unconsciously, with a look of surprise on his face, and then laughed.

The follow-up of absenteeism is that my section exam once again fell into a big crisis.After weighing it again and again, I decided to cheat.

"And then?" Sakunosuke pushed the juice to me.

I took it over and bit the straw, and said depressedly: "Of course it failed! The teacher kept staring at me, as if I had robbed him of 300 yuan. Later, I accidentally dropped the eraser on the ground, and it happened to roll onto the teacher. At the foot. As a result, he stared at me all at once!"

"Then how did you get it back?" Dazai asked with great interest.

I cried and said with a sad face: "When my brain twitched, I said incoherently: Teacher, please bring my eraser!"

"Pfft! Hahahahahaha!" Dazai laughed unceremoniously.The corner of Odasaku's mouth twitched slightly, and he patted my head.

I banged my head on the table: "I got nervous and made a mistake in grammar! The word order of Japanese and Chinese are different!"

Dazai couldn't stop laughing.I stared at him blankly for a while, and then slapped him on the back of the head: "I'm sorry, I can't restrain the power of the wilderness."

Dazai coughed suddenly.Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, Dazai continued: "Then you died this time?"

I nodded indifferently: "Just make up the exam. This time I will deliberately throw the eraser at the teacher's feet, and then tell him: Maybe you don't believe it, but the eraser did it first."

Dazai laughed again: "This time it's Chinese. If it's world history, what would you do?"

I suddenly became terrified: "Help, help! QAQ!"

Dazai's expression became a little subtle: "You will call for help at a time like this..."

I squeezed his arm hard: "Is there a scene worse than this!? The worst incidents in life are teachers who disagree with each other, parents who urge marriage when they disagree, CP of Bai Scholar, and those with overdeveloped mouth muscles. Girlfriend!"

Dazai: "..." There seems to be no way to refute?

"If you want me to say, the most terrifying thing is to listen to him slowly criticizing my black history in front of that kind-hearted world history teacher. Is this a shame play?" I said weakly, resting my head on the table.

Dazai twirled the straw in the tumbler: "Baili, do you need me to help you with the history of the world?"

"Can I do that?" I snapped up.

"Of course~" Dazai laughed: "If you ask for help, I will definitely help. So you are welcome."

Dazai's eyes began to show slight turbidity: "You can just say it."

Odasaku looked at Dazai, carefully hiding his surprise.

I thought about it: "Okay."

"Anyway, it's probably going to turn into me being a coolie in the end. If I can spend a little more time staring at you to death, I've earned it."

Dazai's expression froze.A few seconds later, he said with a sullen smile, "Haha... Baili, don't go back on your word?"

"...I'm already starting to regret it."

Before I knew it, it seemed that Dazai had tricked me again, and Chengzi had already started to look at me with disgust.So I pulled her watch over her ass—come on!Hurt each other!

Cheng Zi whimpered and ran to find Luanbu for comfort.Tsk, I've become cunning, I can't beat Mr. Ranpo out of ten...

"Chengzi, even if I'm sold and help count the money, I'll bring these two groups over for re-education later." I counted the sunspots on the chessboard and figured out where else I could connect them to five.

Cheng Zi chuckled and said, "You can also row boats."

Luanbu on one side picked up a white piece and placed it on the board: "Win~"

"...It's noon. Chengzi, come and die!"

"Wait, I won?!"

After I caught Chengzi, Luanbu suddenly said, "Baili, you should be more careful these days? The gangster at the port has been a little messy lately."

"...Where did you find this out..." I accepted Mr. Ranpo's sudden reminder with complicated emotions.Although this is creating an opportunity for Chengzi to escape, "Mr. Ranpo's words are always justified."

Except for Cheng Zi, I have never told anyone that I know someone called Dazai Osamu, nor have I ever said that I have contact with the port mafia, but Mr. Ranpo knows it all, I bet a box of spicy sticks.

"Is Baili there?" Kunikida pushed the door in with a stack of documents in hand. "There is a mission, you go."

I walked over to pick up the papers, and flipped through them quickly: "...Wait a minute, what the hell is investigating the risk of forest fires? This has nothing to do with detectives! Is the client thinking of plain water?"

"It's simply that there is no manpower." Cheng Zi bit open the packaging bag and poured the candy inside to Luanbu.

I turned to Kunikida: "Can I refuse?"

Kunikida: "Goodbye!"

The author has something to say:

There were a few small problems last time: First, mobile phones should not be used in the ward.But Akutagawa has finished his treatment, and there are no medical facilities in his room, so it doesn't matter to use a mobile phone.

Second, Dazai's tone with the exclamation point seems to be a bit broken...but it's the same tone in the second volume of the novel!Why is TV changed so dull!Dazai really wanted to die urgently!

[-]. Oda Saku, the original line of TV Episode [-]: "It is my doctrine not to say that kind of word easily." So Oda Saku really attaches great importance to Baili, and is willing to directly say the word "friend".And he also vaguely sensed that something was wrong with Baili.In fact, in the second volume of the novel, it is written that Oda Saku seems to have an unusually keen intuition and can always foresee something.Hyperintuition for short (no

In fact, if you have read the novels of Bungou Stray Dogs carefully, you will find that many of the words in my article are the original sentences in the novel.I respect the original and hope to get as close as possible.However, everything is my own understanding, and it must be different from Mr. Chunhe.I can only be happy, and I hope everyone is happy (laughs)

Akutagawa has been quite tolerant of Baili (his head was touched) - it's incredible.Akutagawa is a pure violent person, and he has no sense of pursuing Baili's identity, let alone the sense that his teacher Dazai will find him "cheating".In short, I really want to kill this person→It seems that this person is useful→Very useful, Mr. Dazai has softened his face recently→This person has similarities to Mr. Dazai→It is very different.This is Akutagawa’s heart journey so far (laughs)

And please don't pay attention to my fighting description, I try my best (escape

Baili is really kind to Akutagawa, but it's a pity that Akutagawa already has a teacher (tsk

#Actually, it’s just a pity that Mustard was abused to the point of liver pain in the manga#

#I love mustard so much#

#Think about your own outline, light the wax for Dazai (look at how you bullied Jiejia#

It is a three-dimensional fact that Dazai committed suicide by taking sleeping pills, and it is also a fact that he did not die if he did not take enough sleeping pills (capitalized admiration...

Of course Dazai really wanted to be Baili's life-saving target in the future, but Baili didn't appreciate it.It is indeed her style to keep making trouble for herself~ In fact, Baili is not far behind in terms of death (laughs).This is also one of the reasons why Dazai pays more and more attention to Baili——#My Eyes Only You#(x

By the way, I pushed Oda Tsukuru at the end, but there was no response... Don't you love curry-type (strike out) healing-type Oda little angels?

According to the previous comments of the little angels, I will add some explanations: Nine Technicians, this is a setting of my own~ Nine Technicians can be compared with Onmyoji, that is to say, it has gone beyond the scope of common sense and belongs to supernatural phenomena .Therefore, Baili is very careful to protect his secret, and will not use it lightly.Jiejie is a special case, because Baili sees him pleasing to the eye (噫

The copywriting in the next door is open, everyone can take a look, and then there will be no more (I haven’t even started to write, what am I doing during the postgraduate entrance examination... suddenly worried.jpg

so!The postgraduate entrance examination has entered the final juncture!Please little angels bless me!The next update is estimated to be after the exam, I hope I can get a similar result in the exam, and then give it to you every day~

Or did not pass the exam... you can imagine... (crying

Reaper will be updated next week~

Notification burst: I have an unfinished next door, but there is no way to take care of both sides at the same time, so the two sides are updated alternately.That is, each article is updated every two weeks~.Little angels are interested to see it~

Thanks to the little angel who posted [-] bar for chasing here, yum! (づ￣[-]￣)づ

Of course, I also thank the little angels who love me in Jinjiang!You are all angels!

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