[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

It's not known why the Hong Kong and Hei people came here - it couldn't be Mori Ogai who came here on purpose with his head stretched out, waiting for Sister Qing to shoot him down.Anyway, in the end he smiled strangely and walked away.

Sister Qing didn't soften her attitude towards Dazai, and continued to tease me to come out.My whole body is in denial.

And Uncle Ning, relying on his unparalleled stupidity and supernatural ability Qu Guang, accidentally caused the largest share of shock to everyone.

President: "Wei Sang, you are over 50 years old."

Wei Ning: "Yuji, go to the street and ask who is more like someone in their fifties?"

All members: Speak out!Just say it outright! !

Fukuzawa sighed, feeling a pain in the brain that he hadn't seen for a long time.

Dazai also suffered tons of injuries—since Uncle Ning said that my guardian has disappeared, so the president is the temporary head of the family.

No, I don't know about it, uncle!So in fact, the horrible attitude of the president during the college entrance examination was not my illusion!

It's useless to regret not being a good boy now. President Dazai is watching you!Looking at you with murderous eyes!

And Odasaku...

"I just said, Cheng Zi, why did you introduce an uncle to me for no reason... You deliberately tricked me!" I poked her vigorously with my finger: "If you didn't want to expose it, you wouldn't tell me, would you?"

Cheng Zi kept shrinking towards Luanbu: "I thought Oda told you, I didn't expect him to be more bored than before! And you were already nine years old when he left, don't you have any impression?"

I slapped myself on the face: "I probably have a fake brain...Maybe it's because my dad was on a leash at that time, so the focus is not on other things. Well...Although he doesn't like to swing a hammer, his marksmanship is simply outstanding Jue Lun...Speaking of it, Sakunosuke has some small habits that are subtly familiar..."

"So that's how it is..." Dazai sorted out the messy interpersonal relationship: "That is to say, Oda Saku is your father's student, Xiao Qiao? Miss Chengzi and Miss Wei are also students of your father, right?"

"Well, in terms of order, Oda is the latest, so Sister Qing called him 'Little Junior Brother'." Cheng Zi sighed: "Now it seems that my sister seems to be nothing, but in fact, she seems to be crazy..."

Although she is already crazy enough... Cheng Zi slandered and dared not speak out.

"My dad said I'm not suitable for holding a gun, so I didn't learn it." I raised my chin angrily.

Dazai silently swallowed adjectives like "terrible" back into his stomach.

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The next day I put on a black shirt with white stripes and went back to the detective agency to report.Cheng Zi looked at me delicately and asked, "Couple shirt?"

I nodded.

Atsushi observed Dazai carefully: "???" Doesn't it look like a pair?

Dazai smiled: "It's indeed a couple's shirt, Atsu-kun."

"Compared to this... Dazai," Kunikida adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and growled after a long absence: "Submit last week's report immediately!!!"

"Hey! Now! I don't want to work right now, Kunikida-kun..."

"No room for bargaining! Give me work on your bandage-wasting device!"

I watched the interaction between the two with Doudou eyes, and deeply mourned for Kunikida for a minute.For the only conscience of the detective agency... Ah, get rid of the president.In order for him to continue working and not leave early because of stomach pain, I picked up Dazai and let him sit on my lap: "I will write the report, will you dictate it?"

Dazai blinked, and nodded obediently.

Others: "..." Enough is enough for the two of you—!

This kind of daily abuse of dogs continued intensified - after all, Mr. Ranpo and Cheng Zi also contributed a lot.The president is noncommittal about this, I know you are partial to me and Cheng Zi~

It would be better if you don't look at Dazai from time to time.

A few days later, Kenji, who was suddenly overwhelmed by Ou Guang, won the jackpot in the store's lottery.

"I didn't expect such good luck at all!" Xianzhi smiled very happily: "It's an invitation ticket for a family outing! But my uncles and aunts in my hometown are not suitable for going so far away...so everyone from the detective agency went together Bar!"

Kunikida still hesitated: "There is still scheduled work to do...Although it is a rare opportunity for members to relax together..."

Naomi has already embraced Tanizaki excitedly: "It's a great opportunity to play with my brother~ Do you want to do this? Or like that~~"

The hairs all over Tanizaki's body stood on end: "Naomi, Naomi! Don't move your hands! Don't... stop..."

"Anyway, we will definitely go in the end. Kunikida, it's useless to mutter any more." Ranpo played with the marbles in his hand, and concluded, "Is that so, President."

"It's a trip to Italy."

Feeling the sudden tightening of Cheng Zi's hand on his shoulder, Luanbu opened his narrowed eyes slightly.

There was a slight change in Fukuzawa's eyes.After pondering for a while, the head of the first company agreed: "Then let's take a three-day vacation, and everyone will go back and prepare."

Luanbu caressed Chengzi's arm reassuringly, and the corners of his mouth dropped.

He didn't think this award was brought about by good luck.

Fuze's eyes swept over Baili, and stayed on Dazai: "Dazai, come here."

Kenji has indeed won the jackpot-you can play in Italy for free for three days, including air tickets, hotels and meals.

Italy is a great place to visit.Including unique architecture, leisurely atmosphere, special food and... quite seductive beauties and men.

The conservative Kunikida was stiff all over.

"I want to strike up a conversation with a beauty, Kunikida!" I slapped him on the shoulder with righteous indignation: "It's a waste of money in Italy not to take the initiative to appreciate beauty!"

By the way, I blew a kiss to the beauty who helped guide the way just now.

Dazai hurriedly grabbed my arm.

The city we are in now is Rome, where there are [Mouth of Truth], [Colosseum], [Wishing Fountain], [Vatican Museum] and [the best ice cream in Rome].

"Ice cream is justice!" I led Aoba who came here at my own expense, Cheng Azusa led Ranpo, Naomi and Kirako held Kyoka, and ran towards Gelato together.

"It is said that Gelato does not have two identical ice creams." I looked at the menu and pointed to the entry of cioccolate connocciole, spessodettoBacio: "I want this, how about you?"

Naomi took a look at it, and said with some embarrassment: "This is...Italian. Ms. Qiao actually knows it, it's amazing."

I shrugged: "I came here once when I was young, let's just know a little...it's all about eating."

"Thank you for being able to say it..." Cheng Zi asked me while translating the menu to others, "Are you sure you want bacio? Do you know what that means?"

I said unceremoniously: "It's 'kiss'! One of the most famous ice creams in Italy!"

Dazai: "...Little Qiao, who do you want to eat with?"

I thought about it seriously: "Eat by yourself."

Dazai continued to induce without giving up: "Hey~ what about me?"

"... Oh." I pulled Dazai closer and kissed him: "Is this okay?"

Dazai: o(*////▽////*)q

Qing Ye held the plate and sighed: "Goddess, I need comfort."

Yosano rubbed Aoba's head.

Aoba ordered a normal tiramisu flavor.As soon as I sat in the seat and took a bite, I saw incredible people.

"...Chuya...?"

I almost slapped my face on the table.

Zhong Yuan sat at the side table with a very bad expression, and in his hand was ice cream that had almost melted but hadn't touched a bite.His fingers lightly tapped on the table and barely retracted, trying to maintain the basic etiquette.Hearing Qingye's voice, he reacted quickly.

"Qingye...why are you here?!"

"I said I wanted to come out to play. Chuya, aren't you still angry?" Aoba helplessly explained to her lover.

Zhong Yuan was slightly embarrassed, scratched his face, and then became serious: "It's better to leave here first, it may be dangerous."

I licked the spoon and greeted him: "Long time no see, Zhongyuan~ How did you come to Italy?"

Zhongyuan nodded politely, and just about to speak, he saw... Dazai next to me, and suddenly became angry: "Why are you everywhere, dead mackerel!"

Dazai hid directly behind me with a smile that could fit into an emoji.

Zhong Yuan's expression of gnashing his teeth was really pitiful.In order for Aoba not to cry on the sidelines, I had to change the subject: "If you came on vacation, you wouldn't leave Aoba with you—so your port mafia in the Central Plains still has trade in Italy?"

Zhong Yuan tried hard to suppress his anger, and replied: "This is not something your detective agency should ask."

"It's not that I want to ask, it's just..." I looked at the direction of Cheng Zi's gaze, and pointed to the cup of ice cream on his table: "There seems to be something in it, didn't you find it?"

Zhong Yuan's complexion changed, and he took a closer look at the transparent cup.There is an uncoordinated white that comes into view.

"It looks like a small ball sealed with wax." Dazai judged.

"Damn it, when...!" Zhong Yuan quickly took out the wax ball and broke it apart.Inside is a small note:

Let's play with you guys from the detective agency in Yokohama☆The next stop is the InPeriferia block, where there is a small cemetery.Remember to bring your loving couples~

"Endless, are you kidding me...!" Zhong Yuan almost tore up the note, and his anger was almost concretized: "Besides, you actually know about the detective agency here?!"

"It came very quickly." Luanbu quickly put the last scoop of ice cream in his mouth: "Baili, do you know where this block is?"

"...Mr. Ranpo, can you please accept your supernatural powers..." I agreed tremblingly: "Can't super reasoning take care of your own people..."

"Well, the other party has you in their target, how do you want me to take care of you?" Ranbu stood up and turned to Fukuzawa: "Let's deal with this matter, President, you and the other clerks can continue to play."

The president hesitated for a moment: "Then how about we go back to the hotel first?"

Luanbu waved his hands: "It's not necessary - the other party just let the people in the club go, and the others are not in danger, it's not worthwhile for the enemy. And if the president and everyone are outside, it's easy to adapt to the situation. "

"No, I'll go together!" Kunikida was worried about such an unreliable team.The best thing to use is Miss Cheng Zi's level!And how dare you let women take the lead?

Qing Ye consciously stood beside Zhong Yuan.

The president looked at Ranpo, and Ranpo nodded in agreement.The president closed his eyes, and said to Dazai, "Dazai, take care of Baili."

【Dazai, take care of Baili. 】

Dazai nodded, recalling what the president had said to him before departure.

The author has something to say:

The official age of Mori Ogai has not been announced, but the president is [-].According to the old friendship between the two, let's assume that Mr. Mori is the same age.

In order, Chengzi's father first met Mr. Natsume, then Mori Ogai, and finally the president.But among the people he hates, Mr. Mori ranks first unshakable hhhhhh

President dad!

Odasaku recognized Baili at first sight, but Baili didn't mention him and didn't say anything.Anyway, the way of getting along has not changed—after all, Oda Saku had very little contact with Baili when he was a child.Baili's father thinks that Baili is very unsuitable for using guns, which is why although Baili has researched on guns, his marksmanship is extremely poor.It's not just a matter of talent, but also of character.

However, I have absolutely no memory of what happened to me when I was [-] years old (cover my face

Baili's father did belong to the Nine Technicians Branch, but he didn't want to awaken Wen'an, so he was just an ordinary person with superb skills, not the successor of the Nine Technicians Branch.And Baili can justifiably call himself the [-]th generation foundry master.What's interesting is that most of the nine technicians will not take the initiative to awaken the tattoo, probably because learning makes me happy. Is the tattoo necessary?There are also some people who don't learn the family knowledge of the Nine Technicians, and there are no rigid requirements. Everyone can develop freely and be happy.

After much deliberation...the car is on Weibo!Please enjoy it quietly and don't make any noise... The Weibo name is "Baili Jingtu".

A few things about h:

Good technique + lubricating [-] lubricating agent, the first time will not be very painful... Don't keep having this kind of misunderstanding!

Sensitive areas, some people will have a similar "a thrill" reaction when they lick and touch them, such as the upper jaw or the palm of the hand.

Regarding the dark color of the areola and private parts... this is caused by hormones.Especially the areola, many people are born with dark color, not because of the humiliating reason of promiscuity.

Although driving mostly ignores the matter of setting zeros, but girls!If you really want to do it, you must let the man wear a condom!Don't bet you won't win the lottery!And if contraceptives are very harmful to women, don't take them indiscriminately!

And how could it be possible that Dazai didn't wear a condom when he fucked... He is a former gangster, so things like semen should be disposed of carefully.Although there is no need to do this for Baili, it should be taken out of love for her.

You can ask other questions about h, and if I know it, I will try my best to popularize it.It's better to know a lot of things!

The shirts made by Oda on TV are pure black.But judging by the cover of the novel, Oda's shirt is a black shirt with white stripes.So adopt the setting of the novel.In the same way, Dazai’s windbreaker is yellow (actually, I don’t know whether it is yellow or sand color, TV seems to be more sandy, and the manga coloring pages are more like yellow).So the couple shirts—in fact, both of them wore the clothes that Oda Saku used to wear.

The description of Italy refers to some travel websites.And - Gelato is a store that Audrey Hepburn has been to! Recommended by "Roman Holiday"!However, in view of the nature of the writer, I didn’t dare to write (laughing and crying) what should I do if a Miss Hepburn really appears (cover my face

It takes about [-] hours to fly from China to Italy, and it is estimated that Japan is about the same.So the three-day vacation can actually only be played for one and a half days... It is still calculated according to the better physical fitness of everyone.It should be more reasonable.But when I first started playing, I was tricked (distressed

Inperiferia means "suburb" in Italian.I don’t know if there are such neighborhoods in Rome, I just want to abduct people to the suburbs (laughing and crying

Into the final chapter!It would be better to say that it will be over in a little bit.The pictures in this book are really difficult to produce... I don't know when it will be released... The random text has not been coded yet... So I will probably disappear for a while... If everyone is willing to wait for me... Thank you everyone... Correspond I will carefully consider the benefits, and I will be more considerate~