[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

Finally back at the detective agency, I lay prone on my desk and didn't want to get up.

"Ahh! My lovely notebook! My lovely pen holder! My lovely document! I miss you so much!"

"You are 'cute' in everything..." Cheng Zi looked at me expressionlessly, and handed the snack to Ranbu.

Luanbu took it as a matter of course and started to chew.

"...Chengzi, you are only allowed to make up with Mr. Ranbu and not allow me to express my feelings a little bit, right?"

Cheng Zi silently turned her head away.

"Look at me if you have the ability! Are you shy?!"

"Xiao Qiao~~~" Dazai hugged me from behind and rubbed me vigorously: "I'm also 'cute', right?"

I grabbed his wrist and raised my head to look at his face: "Aji is not 'cute', but 'dear'."

Onlookers...even Junichiro Tanizaki, who has a bit of a toothache—

You lovers!Show affection and go out to show! ! !

It wasn't until the president came out to assign tasks that this embarrassing situation ended.

Under the premise that the problems within the company were basically resolved, Guild lost quickly.The specific situation is very complicated, including the new member's entry experiment, the Nth mutual confrontation between Aden and Ryunosuke, the first love between Renhu and Rashomon, the love story between Baihu and Kyoka, and Ryunosuke's love story. On the way to pursue a teacher, a whale fell from the sky over Yokohama for no reason. Is this a loss of morality or a lack of humanity... But the most deadly thing is probably that this boss is a highly educated local tyrant who is a coward — and A Dun in our agency Has a standard juvenile jump protagonist face.

Very good, you didn't deserve to die.

Finally back to daily life, everyone is happy...it should have been like this.

However, Dazai fell into the water again.

If it's just getting into the water, it's no big deal.The problem is that Baili jumped down to save him again.

Under normal circumstances, it is normal for Baili to save Dazai, and it is not a big deal.The problem is that--

"Cough, Xiao Qiao is really fast, I just jumped off..." Dazai wiped off the drops of water on his face, and said with a smile, ready to take advantage of it.

Unexpectedly, Baili fell down without warning.

……

"Xiao Qiao!!!"

"Don't be nervous, I just rushed down to save you suddenly, and I fell down because of the incoordination of my body. Rest for a few hours." Cheng Zi checked Baili's condition, and said to Dazai: "Take a break for a while. Come on, Xiao Qiao can't stand your torment now."

Xie Ye, who sat on the side, threw the medical records to Dazai: "As a doctor, I see that there is nothing wrong with this body itself, which is consistent with Chengzi's current state. So it is better for you to listen to her. My supernatural power is not the same as this one. This situation doesn’t match up, so there’s nothing I can do about it.”

Kunikida pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and greeted him with a throw over his shoulder: "Dazai...! Another good thing you did!"

Dazai snorted, and was obediently knocked to the ground by Kunikida.

The president specially approved that Baili was brought back home early by Dazai, at least not to continue playing wet.

...Wait, President!You forgot a very serious problem!

Are you really going to let Dazai be in charge of this matter alone? !

Cheng Zi shouted in his heart, and was frightened back by Luan Bu's look.

Luanbu took a look at Cheng Zi, satisfied and no longer care about it.

Dazai carried Baili to the sofa, ran to his room and dug out some simple clothes.

"I didn't expect to progress to the point of wearing a boyfriend shirt so soon!" Dazai poked Baili's chest with a smile on his face.

Of course, it was impossible for Baili to react.

Dazai played vigorously, and poked Baili's shoulder and face again, suddenly squeezed his chin and began to think about the philosophy of life——

"Xiao Qiao, although she doesn't have an Adam's apple, she doesn't have breasts either...then..."

His gaze swept to the place below Baili's navel.

"...Well, you'll know when you change your clothes."

Dazai quickly stripped him naked.

The overall appearance is indeed very neutral, as Dazai expected.And a more private place...

Dazai frowned.

The "no gender" that Cheng Zi said is literally.There is no distinction between the two sexes in the two of them.

In other words, there are no two) sex organs.

After hesitating for a moment, Dazai sighed: "As expected..."

With a little disappointment, Dazai slowly changed the clothes on him, and carried him back to the bed.

...Forget it, don't be too impatient.For the time being, let's just hug and sleep purely.

Dazai was still looking forward to Baili's reaction after waking up, but who knew that the next day the other party simply got up and got ready to go to work, without even looking at him in the middle.

"Eh……?"

Dazai blinked innocently.

It took a total of more than an hour from home to the detective agency.No matter how Dazai attracted Baili's attention, Baili never gave Dazai the slightest look back.

It wasn't until Baili walked into the president's office that Cheng Zi quietly pulled Dazai over: "You didn't do anything you shouldn't have done yesterday, did you?"

"Although I really want to believe in your character once...but you don't want to give me this chance. To be honest, I forgot to tell you yesterday——Although Xiaoqiao's body has lost its response, she is, conscious, yes, sober, yes !"

"..." Dazai felt a vacuum.

There was a discussion in the president's room that everyone could hear.

Baili: "President, I request to stay with you temporarily."

President: "What's the reason?"

Baili: "Osamu Dazai sexually harassed me."

Outside the president:

Everyone: "……………………"

Dazai has a hard time saying what he deserves in capital letters: "...Wait, Xiaoqiao! Listen to my explanation!!!"

Of course I'm not thinking about Dazai stripping me naked...

It's not about wet play or boyfriend shirts...

It's just that he was thinking about the wrong timing of his pick-up - when I recover, I don't have any opinion on how you want to play it? !

#boyfriend is too horny, can only ask the elders to take care#

#My boyfriend who keeps me, I am responsible for myself#

#Say it as if I’m not hungry#

# Suddenly slip away. jpg#

#The president looks at me like that#

Although Dazai struggled to please Baili every day but failed, such days did not last long.

I tapped the keyboard with the speed of a turtle crawling, recording the required data from time to time.Dazai put on a steamed bun face on the side, as if letting me ravage him.I can only try my best not to do anything that is prohibited by [-].

Starting a new line, I suddenly lost control of my pen and swiped hard, half of the paper was wasted.

"..."

Kunikida looked at me trying to stretch my palm, his glasses flashed: "Let me do it."

I sighed: "...Sorry."

Kunikida took the document: "It doesn't matter. Compared to this, you..."

I stood up and walked inward: "It seems that I have to take a leave of absence with the president...it will take about half a month."

Dazai stuck tightly behind me.

There is still a lot of traffic on the streets at dusk.Dazai simply lay half on top of me, and was led away by me with ingenious force.

"Hey, Aji."

Dazai immediately answered with a smile: "I am here~"

"Tomorrow, let's go on a date."

Dating in the usual sense requires planning destinations, suitable travel routes, making restaurant reservations and even designing a little "heartbeat".

But dating Dazai, the above is useless.

Just watching him staring pitifully at the fast-flowing river or the nearby buildings or the crooked trees in the park made me so tired that I didn't want to go anywhere...

"...It's hard work for you to be so patient?"

"Um……"

Reluctantly, I walked to the vending machine, and I dropped a coin: "I'm a little worried about the situation after recovery. Azhi, if you say it, it will probably get worse and the compensation will come?"

Dazai nodded vigorously: "Isn't it good to have a suicidal date!"

"not good!!!"

With a stomach ache, I took the water bottle out of the window, ready to hand it to Dazai.However, as soon as his body froze, his hands stopped in mid-air.

Dazai blinked, and stretched out his hand to help me up clearly: "Do you want a drink, Xiaoqiao?"

"Hmm... I'll buy another bottle. Or do you prefer to be more routine?"

Dazai's eyes darkened: "... Wouldn't it be better to kiss directly?"

After speaking, he unscrewed the water bottle and took a sip of water, then hugged me and kissed me.

The cool mineral water gradually heats up in the mouth with the stirring of the tip of the tongue.Dazai controlled it skillfully, not letting a drop of water flow out.The slight height difference made the kiss more difficult, but Dazai was able to handle it with ease from the beginning to the end.

Small swallowing sounds mixed with some breath sounds sounded from time to time.The tip of his tongue brushed my upper jaw again, Dazai slowly ended the kiss: "...is it delicious?"

I subconsciously licked the corner of my mouth, and my eyes lit up: "One more time~"

Dazai frowned, and leaned over again.

In a corner of the park where no one passed by, the kiss continued.

I only lasted until dusk.

It was extremely rare to fall into Dazai's arms. I rubbed it comfortably and said, "You must keep this doll well? Only then can I enter Ms. Yuko's shop."

"I see." Dazai said in a tone that was so smooth that I couldn't help but tremble, which I hadn't heard in a long time.

I couldn't help laughing out loud: "Even if you made the atmosphere so tense on purpose, I won't accept the threat to shorten the return time, and I can't tell you where the store is... I don't even know where it is."

Dazai was discouraged all of a sudden: "Xiao Qiao~~~"

"It's useless to be cute! Don't look at me like this! It can't be done! It really can't be done!!"

My vision quickly blurred and I fell into darkness.

Dazai took the restored brown bear doll with both hands, and hugged it tightly in his arms.

The author has something to say:

Let me just mention... "cute" and "dear" have nothing to do with the pronunciation in Japanese... Anyway, the meaning to be expressed is fine.

Bailili... as soon as he came back, he teased Zai vigorously... Zai's lower limit was repeatedly broken... (laughing and crying) In a sense, he was forced by Bailili? (escape

The president...in fact, I really want to trust Jae...but I can't trust him anymore...As the head of the family, I will give Jae some wax...

Ranpo just forgave Cheng Zi, and the two are now in a heated stage.Ranbu...it's on the verge of blackening...want to play Prison [-] Confinement...

besides!You who suddenly switched from bg to bl!It’s said that it’s genderless. What’s going on in your mind? ! (laughing and crying

Zai was looking forward to the reaction of Baili being rescued by him once in a while, but Baili had already seen through everything.

Hungry Baili, and Hungry Zai... 噫———

In fact, Zai knew in his heart that Baili didn't do it on purpose, and Baili also had a good reason for not seeing him (although he was still flirting with him), so he naturally had no grievances with Baili.In terms of random steps, it is a problem of random steps.If you don't listen to the explanation, of course it will get worse and worse.Fortunately, it was resolved.

Both Baili and Chengzi are at their limit, so we will make an appointment, and then we need to rest~

It's a little bit blatant... everyone, just keep quiet and eat.

Hei Shizai’s way of speaking is really different from Wuzhen period, every sentence seems to threaten you... After listening carefully several times, my hairs stand on end...

Miss Yuko's store can only be entered by those who have a wish, and there is no fixed location to be precise.And the Nine Technician Branch who has a deep relationship with Miss Yuko can indeed go when he wants to, but he can only find it everywhere and meet him.

The restoration of the doll is left to Dazai, and the soul will return to the shop for final restoration.

There seem to be a lot of people who want a group number...well...the group is "Baili's Attic" and the number is "[-]".If you are interested, little angels, come and play... Just answer the questions related to this article when you join the group~

Thanks to "Da Zai's little fan girl A Ming w", "Yu You Zi Jiang", "Dumb who thinks about life" for mine ~ Thank you very much!