[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

According to Dazai's nature of dying, his injury will never heal, and I don't need to excuse my schoolwork to stay at his house.Cheng Zi no longer wants to care about me, a homeless brat.

The sunshine outside is pretty good.I stretched myself, lay down on the table and yawned: "We are sleepy in spring, tired in autumn and nap in summer, so we should hibernate in winter."

Dazai carried out the mission all night, but he was still in high spirits to die.I looked at the newly added blood on his head, and said embarrassingly, "You really want to kill him with tofu..."

Dazai happily brought out the plate of tofu: "Baili, try it! This soy sauce tastes good~"

"...Did you really eat it?!" I took the chopsticks in horror, and took a bite carefully: "...It was unexpectedly delicious..."

Damn it's unscientific!What about this person's devastating cooking skills? !Are you trying to trick me on purpose? !

I covered my face and squatted to the corner of the wall mournfully: "Since Azhi, you are actually very good at cooking, are you going to kick me out..."

Dazai came over as usual: "Then Baili, do you want to go?"

"Don't go!" I jumped up immediately: "Absolutely don't go!"

Dazai picked up the black coat.I was shocked and grabbed him: "Where are you going? Are you going to leave me? Don't even think that I will follow you!"

Dazai had a malicious smile teasing success: "Just go around the neighborhood. Let's come together, Baili."

Only then did I restore my smiling face, and nodded vigorously: "Yeah!"

Ah~ the weather is so good~ I hummed a little song and walked beside Dazai.

Unfortunately, the phone rang suddenly, it was Cheng Zi.I reckoned that it was the honest concern again, so I picked it up with a smile.

"Hi, I'm Baili~"

Cheng Zi was silent for a while, and then said: [Sorry for disturbing your good mood.But Xiao Qiao, something happened to the detective agency. 】

"!" My face turned cold all of a sudden: "Say it."

[Kunikida didn't come today, and then the agency received an anonymous package with video inside. 】

"...Kidnapping, or have a grudge against the detective agency. What about the conditions?"

Cheng Zi's breathing sound became obvious: [...destroy the license to open with special abilities. 】

"…………"

It was the first time for Dazai to see such a stormy expression on Baili's face, it was completely inconsistent with her usual image.

But it's not scary, on the contrary it's amazing.

"Cheng Zi," I took a deep breath, "Give me the instructions of Mr. Ranpo and the president."

[Email sent to you, including all the known circumstances so far. 】Cheng Zi tapped the keyboard much harder than before.Her eyes darkened: [Sorry, Xiao Qiao.Rare for you...]

Cheng Zi fell silent, I lowered my cold tone and said, "There is nothing to apologize for, Cheng Zi. If I don't know about this kind of thing, I will only want to slap myself in the face afterwards."

After hanging up the phone, I struggled for a long time before raising my head: "Azhi, uh, I'm going to rescue the princess imprisoned by the dragon."

Dazai: "Pfft... Baili, are you a warrior?"

I denied it righteously: "No, I'm just a melon eater. But if the target is you, I'll go and slay the dragon."

Dazai couldn't help chuckling: "Then..."

"Go back, Azhi." I grabbed his hand. : "This is the matter of the Armed Detective Agency, and you are the last person to get involved."

The corner of Dazai's mouth dropped: "Are you sure Baili?"

I stared into his eyes and slowly shook my head at him.

Dazai pursed his lips, pulled his hand out, and put on a hearty smile: "Then you have to be careful~" and then simply left.

I left so easily, it would be a lie to say that I am not lost at all.But the situation is urgent, so I can only quickly confirm the content of the email with my mobile phone.

There was no prior warning, only a piece of video data sent by the other party, and our unfavorable current situation - Mr. Ranpo was hospitalized due to a severe cold.

I once heard Chengzi say that Mr. Ranpo was very weak and sick when he was young.It seems to be much better now, but when it does get sick it is usually very serious.

Originally thought that Cheng Zi would be the escort, but in fact, the division of labor received was from the president to take care of Mr. Ranpo.It's right to think about it carefully - if the president doesn't sit in the club but is dispatched because of this kind of thing, he will lose a city first in front of the opponent.

The content of the video is roughly the resentment and revenge against the detective agency.It seems that the inmate of the burglary case that was solved last year escaped from prison, and came back after rest to give us eye drops.The name is Er... Uh, no, Sanhe Daxiang.

[Hehehehehe, let’s make a choice~] Against the bright background, the seemingly harmless young man let out a strange laugh: [Today, officials in Yokohama are engaging in green travel activities, so just blow anyone’s head off. up.The death of an administrator in public should cause quite a stir, I really look forward to it~]

No, Mr. Ranpo can deduce whoever you want to kill.By the way, where did you find the sniper?

【And at the same time, I am here waiting for you, together with this dedicated young man—you are very good companions, right?Just let him go to the west at the same time as that official. 】

……

[Come and choose a rescue?It doesn't matter if you don't choose, just destroy the license to open the ability.That's not bad~ Ah...just thinking about it makes my heart beat faster~ Come on, come on, the game has already started】

In the video, Kunikida is chained to a pillar with his face livid and his eyes closed.

[Or do you both want to save?Oh, it's too greedy!Give it a try if you can afford it?If you are so confident in your own strength. 】

The progress bar has read to the end.I exit the hacked player and check the instructions.

The president sits in town and stays at the detective agency; Cheng Zi goes to the venue where the green travel event is held, searches the bathrooms on the fifth to ninth floors of the nearby shopping mall, and eliminates the snipers; Baili rescues Kunikida at the location three streets away from the detective agency. A factory that is about to be demolished.Be careful of the opponent's abilities, he used to deliberately reserve his strength, and he is a very vicious and vengeful person.

Even in the case of a high fever, he was still able to get so much information, and even transferred Cheng Zi away from his side, it was really hard for Mr. Ranpo.

I shook the hot phone in my hand and put it back in my schoolbag.I checked my own situation: Clothes are suitable for casual actions, OK; physical condition is normal, OK; abilities may conflict with Chengzi, try to avoid using them; weapons are not available; information is basically enough... OK, let's go.

It should be a factory for processing small parts, which clearly divides several workshops.Most of the steel doors are locked with rusty locks, making the only open workshop in the central open area particularly conspicuous.

I kept a steady pace and stepped into the enemy's camp.

"Oh, the honored guest has arrived." The refreshing voice sounded, making one completely unaware of the crazy nature of this person.

I looked at this person directly - he didn't seem to be the type with physical skills capable of knocking down Kunikida at all, that is to say, if he succeeds with a supernatural power or a trap...

Mikawa didn't shy away from letting me look up and down, walked up to Kunikida who was tied to one side, and said into his ear with a volume so clear that I could hear it clearly, "Can you still open your eyes and see? Your companion is about to end up in a more miserable end than you~"

Kunikida was visibly shaken, gritted his teeth, raised his head slightly, and opened one eye with difficulty: "...Hundred...Li..."

The gas exhaled along his mouth all formed into a clear mist, which quickly dissipated after drifting a short distance.It was already winter, but Kunikida's coat and scarf to keep out the cold were all gone, only thin clothes remained.The icy iron chains were tightly attached to his body, making the temperature around him drop even lower.

"This is considered a lynching, have you realized it?" I felt that frost had formed in my eyes, which could not be melted.

Sanhe narrowed his eyes with a smile: "What do you mean enlightenment~ I've always been like this~"

This man had "You hit me if you don't agree" written all over his body, so I obeyed his wishes and rushed over.

"Miss understands me very well, I'm so happy~" Sanhe jumped aside: "Although he's not a main member, he can play very well. Then don't worry about that lifeless yellow-haired young man~"

...This person seems to have misunderstood something...

It is true that I do not participate in important commissions in the agency, but this is only because of Cheng Zi's excessive maintenance.This man has almost become my guardian.But as long as I reach the age of [-], I will naturally become one of the main forces of the detective agency. This is the fact that everyone tacitly agrees.

You know, I have been here since the beginning of the establishment..."Not a main member"? what?Have you seriously collected information this year?

I diverged my thinking, and unknowingly sold a lot of flaws.Sanhe saw the opportunity and activated his ability.

"Prison Argument"

The author has something to say:

The tofu stalk is in the novel, but tv deleted it (laughing and crying

In fact, I have always thought... Dazai is not good at cooking or driving, but deliberately not doing it well... Mr. Hirotsu Liulang once said that Dazai "as long as he wants to do it, he seems to be able to do anything well", from The dialogue between Dazai and Mr. Hirotsu when the combination was just finished in the manga.

It is true that the three-dimensional Ranpo was weak and sick when he was a child.By the way, I actually like Mr. Ranpo very much. Although I don’t dare to read his metamorphosis mystery novels (cover my face), he is really talented and so-so cute.It is said that he likes to collect some danmei works, and he opposed war literature during World War II.

I'm messing around again, please don't hit me...

The harmonious word is hand) gun

Mark your references today.Attention little angels (knock on the blackboard)!These are the key points!

References (but did not copy the original text)

Bungo Stray Dogs official novel (use the original text)

Du Niang

Osamu Dazai's Five Suicides-Hexun.com News

Osamu Dazai Classic Quotations/Famous Sentences-Sentence Fan Website (Use the original text)

About Sakunosuke Oda - Douban Group

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(All) #文野昭和 ver. #－Xia Qinlun－Weibo

Various daily website materials and colleagues - Yokohama Vicious Dog Sinicization Group

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