[Comprehensive] People around me are always making trouble

Down the river is the nearby harbour.

The white waves wash away the fine sand, the seagulls hover in the dark blue sky, the magnificent rays of the sun in the distance have quietly gathered and hid behind the clouds, half of the sky is dotted with sporadic stars, and the other half of the sky is Shaky blue.

Osamu Dazai's undisciplined eyes fell on Shiyin who was walking in front of him. She was wearing a light gray uniform of a high school, and the wind spread her long black and smooth hair like a crow's feather like a banner, fluttering in the wind, revealing With her slender and fragile neck, the girl's facial features are exquisite, and the side face coated with a layer of soft light is gentle and beautiful. With a black schoolbag in her hand, she deliberately walks along a straight line earnestly and rigorously.

The sea breeze was blowing her soft skirt, and the skirt that didn't reach her knees was lifted up slightly by the wind, revealing a section of her fair thigh. Of course, it was not just a dreamy beauty, but a rose with thorns. , the slightly exposed black scabbard under the skirt is enough to illustrate this point.

But even so, in Dazai's view, Shirasaki Tokine is still not a difficult girl to get along with.It is true that she is selfish, petty-tempered, even more unceremonious in her words, trying her best to pretend to be "ordinary" under the surface is a dangerous personality like walking a tightrope, but as long as she can be persuaded, there is nothing to worry about.

Although the larger reason was that she didn't care about him that much, it would be more troublesome if she couldn't show her true nature in front of him.

——This is exactly what makes Shiyin so attractive.

"Shi Yin," he called to her when the time was almost up. When Shi Yin turned around, the black-haired young man smiled in the bloody setting sun and the gentle sea breeze, "Does Shi Yin like the scenery here?"

"Well," Shi Yin nodded, looked again at the pale horizon in the distance, and replied affirmatively, "I like it."

——For things that can be named, such as kittens and puppies, favorite dishes, and scenery, she can give exact answers.The only answer she can't give is something as indescribable as emotion and as difficult to grasp as the breeze between your fingers.

"Really? That's good," he slowly approached her side, with an imperceptible drift and ethereal tone in his voice, "After seeing the scenery here, is Shi Yin in a better mood?"

Shi Yin was slightly taken aback.

not in a good mood?

Well, maybe that's the case.It was obviously not a cloudy and rainy day, but Shi Yin's whole body seemed to be soaked in the falling drizzle, she couldn't exert any energy, and an unexplained sleepiness swept over her whole body, like a spider web tightly bound and entangled her.

She hadn't mentioned this to him.

Is she being too obvious, or is he too perceptive?

"Hey, Dazai-kun." Shi Yin suddenly turned her head, she raised her hand to gather her long hair that was blown by the wind behind her ears, her dark brown eyes reflected the sunset, and under Dazai's waiting gaze, she looked serious Say, "Do you want to date me?"

"...Pfft, Shiyin, you always surprise me—" Dazai was slightly surprised, then lowered his head and covered his mouth, his shoulders trembling slightly, he wanted to hold back, but he still couldn't help laughing He said, "Are you serious? You want to associate with someone like me..."

Shiyin actually didn't think it was funny, and couldn't understand the exact meaning of the boy's sudden words for a while. Of course, it was not inferiority or self-deprecating, but a sneer and statement after seeing through something at the beginning.But for Dazai's statement, she still upholds the ethics of a confessor and dutifully answers: "I'm serious."

"It seems to be like this." He raised his eyes, the sun had completely dropped to the horizon, and the last rays of light gathered behind Dazai through the glass-like sea horizon, and the boy's golden-brown eyes darkened in the backlight , he looked at him unscrupulously with sharp eyes, stopped laughing, but the smile on the soft lips did not fall at all, the smile in the thin light was like a "fake" carved on the mask, with a coquettish coldness , "If you're with me, maybe Shi Yin will fall into the mud again?"

"Since Dazai-kun is not willing, then forget it." The reason why Shi Yin proposed "association" was because she doubted her feelings for Dazai, so she wanted to learn about it through practice—but it seems that after being rejected, she just It's just a little disappointing, far from the "sorrow and despair" she saw in film and television works.

So in confusion and thinking, she replied him indifferently.

"Huh? Hmm? No, no, you misunderstood." However, Dazai changed the subject and said in an unbelievably brisk tone, "I'm very happy that Shiyin took the initiative to confess, so I agreed. , without further ado, let's hurry up and do something that can only be done between lovers~"

"Don't—" Shiyin said the words of refusal without even thinking about it, and Dazai stopped him with an understatement, "By the way, is there any food at Shiyin's house?"

"...?"

"Hey Shiyin, are you thinking wrong?" With a narrow smile, Dazai bent down and lowered his head to get in front of her eyes. Under the girl's uncomfortable expression, he blinked lightly and teased, "A couple The only thing I can do~ is of course to prepare loving dishes for my dear boyfriend, now it’s dinner time, and I’m hungry. But... Shiyin can do something else if he wants to.”

I didn't want to be crooked, get out.After Shiyin was silent, he turned his face away from looking at Dazai, and said nonchalantly, "I don't know how to cook."

"Ah, it's okay," Dazai changed his words immediately, "Then I'll do it, Odasaku and the others are full of praise for my cooking skills."

——Well, it is "full of praise" in another sense.

Tokine doesn't like cooking because of the smell of oily smoke on her body, so she agreed to Dazai's proposal without hesitation, and felt sincere regret afterwards.

There was a messy sound of ping-pong-clang from the kitchen. At first, Dazai, who was choosing and chopping vegetables in a decent manner, threw the messy ingredients into the pot without hesitation under Tokine's reassuring gaze. Shi Yin's mind went blank for a second.

"What are you doing?" She couldn't help asking, she couldn't bear to look at the strangely bubbling food in the pot like poison/drug cooked by a witch.

"Huh? Of course it's cooking." Dazai, who was stirring the ingredients at the bottom of the pot with a spoon, turned his head to look at her, and replied calmly with an attitude of taking it for granted, "Don't stick to routines in cooking, occasionally things happen between messy ingredients. The special chemical reaction can produce unexpected effects, Shiyin just wait in the dining room."

...No, how can she wait for dinner with peace of mind? !

"Please stick to the routine, Dazai-kun." Shiyin watched Dazai put the sugar and pepper into the pot again in horror, and finally stepped forward unbearably and grabbed the boy's slender wrist, stopping him With the hand that was still sprinkling mustard powder into the pot, Shi Yin took a deep breath and said compromised, "Let me do it."

"What?" He pretended to be puzzled.

"I——say—" Shiyin dragged her voice slightly, she let go of the boy's wrist, took off the rubber band from her wrist, and planned to tie up her hair, "I'll cook, give me the apron I."

To be honest, she was also hungry and continued to spend time with Osamu Dazai. She felt that she might not be able to eat until tomorrow morning.

——This is probably the first time that Shi Yin, who has always disliked cooking, asked to cook in such a strong and firm tone.

"Wait a minute, Shi Yin." He took Shi Yin's hand, turned off the fire, and under Shi Yin's confused eyes, he walked around behind Shi Yin, his slender white fingers passed through her hair, and his movements Gently brushing up her long hair hanging around her waist, Tokine, who was not used to being treated like this, lowered her eyelids, and the brief time seemed to be stretched gently, and then Dazai Kiyoshi's gentle voice came from above her head , "Give me the rubber band, rubber band."

Twice in a row, she emphasized in a soft voice, and when she realized that she had lost her mind, Shion handed him the rubber band. After Dazai carefully tied her hair, he carefully wrapped her in an apron, clearly showing gentleness. Seeing an unspeakable movement, Shi Yin felt like an ant on a hot pot, a little uncomfortable. After the apron was tied, Shi Yin, who thought it was finally over, breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. As soon as she fell, she felt her ears warm up. The young man behind her leaned over and blew gently. The warm breath exuded tenderness. Under the young man's soft voice, the ordinary words seemed to be able to confuse people's hearts: "Dinner Just please, Shiyin."

"... Dazai-kun, you definitely did it on purpose." She was stunned, looking at the betrayal in front of the stove and said.

"Oh, this is really a misunderstanding, Shiyin." Dazai chuckled, the footsteps behind him gradually moved away, and the gentle and flowing voice that connected the young man also became blurred, "Can I walk around in the living room at will? ?”

"Whatever you want." Shi Yin unconsciously raised his hand and touched his suffocated ear, feeling that there seemed to be nothing in his house that he couldn't see, and agreed after a slight pause.

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Hearing the girl's response from the kitchen, Dazai thought of Tokine's cute reaction of pretending to be nonchalant even though his ears were red, and couldn't help curling his crimson thin lips. Anyway, Tokine had already agreed, so he was blatant Looking carefully at the furnishings in the living room.

Although he had sent her back several times, it was the first time he came here. Just as he imagined, Shi Yin's house didn't feel like home at all.

Too simple and too neat.The living room is bright and tidy. It has all the necessary furniture, but there is no extra decoration. There are no exquisite and lovely hanging ornaments or furnishings related to the owner's hobbies. It is more like a suite in a high-end hotel than a residence.

Subconsciously, the owner of the house regards this place as a "place to stay" rather than a "home".

As it should be, the bottle of expensive red wine on the locker in the dining room is particularly obvious and abrupt.

Although Dazai doesn't know as much about wine as the irritable slug, he can still recognize at a glance that it is Chateau Ausone, a well-known winery. The average transaction price on the "London International Wine Exchange" is as high as 8500 pounds per box. It can be called the famous wine among famous wines.

Dazai's eyes flickered slightly, he stepped forward, took the red wine out of the wine rack, and showed a pensive expression.

You know, alcohol is a good thing, it can slowly paralyze the nerves and bring pleasure, and it is milder than drugs, but it is not a necessity...

"Nah, Shiyin." Dazai picked up the wine and returned to the door of the kitchen. He saw that the kitchen, which he had made a mess just now, became clean and bright in the blink of an eye. The girl was chopping vegetables in front of the cutting board like flowing water. The ponytail is gently swaying behind the head, the girl's fair and beautiful neck is exposed, and the serious side face is even more unbearable to keep watching.

Hearing his voice, the girl turned her head and looked over. Dazai leaned against the door frame, and said lazily, "Where did this bottle of wine come from?"

"A gift from a friend," Shi Yin recalled the source of the bottle of wine, and asked casually, "What's wrong?"

"Red wine is very suitable for congratulations." Dazai raised his hand holding the wine bottle and smiled, "As the anniversary of our relationship, would you like to open a bottle of wine to celebrate?"

Shi Yin always felt that something was wrong, she turned the sushi knife in her hand, the sharp silver light flowed between the girl's slender and soft fingers, seeing the boy's smile unchanged, she was silent for two seconds, then looked away : "Okay, there are goblets and corkscrews in the wine cabinet."

Dazai returned to the living room, so after Tokine took off the apron and came out of the kitchen with the dishes after washing his hands, he saw that the goblet filled with bright red wine was placed on the western table.

He pulled the seat away for her in a gentlemanly manner: "Shi Yin, take your seat first, thank you for your hard work, just leave the rest to me."

She took a seat and lowered her eyelids: "Well, thank you."

Dazai didn't make any trouble this time, he calmly brought out the prepared meals in the kitchen and placed them on the table, pulled out a chair opposite Shiyin and sat down.

"Cheers." He raised his glass in greeting, the red wine interlaced with the lights, and the boy's usual smile contained some kind of teasing and slyness.

Shiyin raised the goblet, tilted it slightly, took a sip of the mellow red wine, and put down the glass: "Mr. Dazai, you are not thinking of any bad ideas, are you?"

"How could it be? When Shi Yin thinks so, I will be sad." He also put down the wine glass, picked up the chopsticks at hand, picked up a piece of fried fish cake, tasted it, opened his pupils slightly and said, "Wow, sure enough Shiyin's craftsmanship is very good, not inferior to the chefs of five-star hotels."

Shi Yin's action of picking vegetables stopped, she hadn't used the kitchen very much, how could he be sure that she could cook?

"However, what Shi Yin said is right, I was indeed making a bad idea." He raised his eyes and suddenly smiled, "So, in order to prevent me from doing bad things, Shi Yin must drink enough Stay."

She swung the mellow high wine in the goblet, a rare smile appeared on that ice-like calm and indifferent face, Shi Yin narrowed her eyes slightly, and responded unhurriedly: "... Alright. Dazai-kun is the one, don't just fall down casually."

"It will be thrown out by me," she tilted her head, and added in an extremely flat tone, "ah, it's not the gate, it's from the balcony."

——Oh, he seems to have accidentally broken the timing tape.

Dazai smiled noncommittally, but said nothing.

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Of course Tokine didn't throw Dazai out of the stairs in the end.Shi Yin has a good capacity for alcohol, so after the two drank a whole bottle of wine, Shi Yin was only slightly tipsy.

Rather, Dazai was even more drunk.

After Shi Yin put the dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen and washed them, she looked up at the clock on the wall of the dining room, the hands had silently pointed to eleven o'clock, and then her eyes fell on the young man who was drunk and collapsed on the sofa , his black hair was a little messy covering his cheeks, and he didn't know if he would catch a cold just lying like this.

However, Shiyin didn't intend to give him an extra bed and quilt to keep guests at all. She stepped forward and pushed the young man's shoulder: "I've eaten the food and drank the wine, Mr. Dazai should go back, right?"

"Does Shiyin not keep customers? How ruthless." He raised his eyes, pretending to be disappointed, and said, "Hey, I obviously wanted to get Shiyin drunk, so I made a mistake."

"Then let me call a taxi for you?" Shiyin continued to refuse mercilessly, Dazai raised his hand and took the girl's hand on her shoulder and said, "Shiyin give me a hand."

The boy's voice was a little hoarse and nasal, and he really looked like he was very drunk.

There are actually guest rooms and extra futons.

Tokine suddenly reflected on whether it was too much for her to drive people away like this. She was trying to pull Dazai up, and Shiyin suddenly lost her center of gravity during the hesitation. When he got to the sofa, he pressed against his body.

The girl's pupils suddenly dilated, and the boy's soft hair gently swept across her soft and fair cheeks, Dazai's exquisite and beautiful face came into view, Shi Yin was about to push him away when she recovered, when the boy foresaw sex Grabbing his wrist tightly, his lips were rosy after drinking, and his smile narrowed.

"The kiss at the bookstore last time was very unsatisfying." The young man with clear eyes suddenly said without the drunkenness and drunkenness just now, "So, let me teach you what a real kiss is, time tone."

As soon as the words fell, Dazai bowed his head and kissed her without giving Shiyin a chance to answer or refuse, biting his teeth lightly on her soft lips, the painful girl opened her mouth slightly, and was easily occupied by him Dominance and territory, lips and teeth entangled, the tip of his tongue carried the mellow aroma of red wine, silver threads lingered on their lips, in the moist and sweet deep kiss and the thinning air, both of them were a little out of breath.

The vibrating sound of the mobile phone came suddenly at this time.

"Ah, what a disappointment." He stopped the lengthy kiss and raised his face, slightly frowned his delicate brows, sighed with some regret, and didn't answer the phone right away, Dazai's arm rested on the On the side of her head, she said with a smile, "Let's continue next time, Shiyin."

"..." Shiyin, who really came back to her senses, pushed him away in embarrassment and sat up. She turned her face away and tried to ignore her strange mood as much as possible. She originally wanted to use a calm tone He replied, but the words were inevitably emphasized, "Dazai-kun, you should go back!"

She quickly got up from the sofa, instead of looking at him, she just said: "The door is over there, so I won't see him off."

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After Dazai left Shiyin's house, he took out his mobile phone, checked the number, and called back. His calm tone was not drunk or drunk: "So, what is the result of the torture?"

The corridor of the apartment has large floor-to-ceiling windows, and the sky has become completely dark. When the bright light shines into his unbandaged eye, it turns into a thicker and stickier black than the night outside the window.

After hearing the reply from the other end of the phone, he curled his lower lip, and his voice sank: "Really? The name of the organization is..."

——Mimic.

The author has something to say: - there is no point in a small theater that is definitely OOC -

Dazai: "Shiyin, I have a question for you~ Kise-kun and I fell into the river at the same time, who did you save?"

Shi Yin (firm): "Huise."

Dazai: "...Then what about me and Mr. Mori?"

Shi Yin: "Doctor."

Dazai (silently looking at the passing stray dog): "...??? Where is that dog and I?"

Shi Yin (without hesitation): "Dog."

Dazai: "..."

Since then, Osamu Dazai has added another thing to the hated list×

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Mr. Dazai hasn't been online for such a long time [you]

Well, after writing for so long, my main line finally shows signs of coming out [cross out]

This chapter is rich [-]+, pretend you still love me [deep face]

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In fact, the data has been here for a long time... There are many reasons why I didn't enter V, such as lazy cancer, lazy cancer, lazy cancer [beat], because of busy work, after joining V, there is no way to update daily like the previous article, but I will try to update as much as possible, and the number of updated words should be maintained at more than [-] words a week.

The routine on the day of entering V is to update the [-]D.

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Cough, the preliminary plan is next Monday, or this Friday, see when I save the draft QAQ

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