[Comprehensive Yingmei] What about being gay friends?

If you ask who is the person Edward Wayne admires the most, it must be his uncle.The legendary Mr. Mei, Mei Yu, who has now been promoted to become the Great Demon King of the Universe—thanks again to Thanos for his selfless contribution.

My favorite is my little sister Clara, even though she can't talk and walk yet; the most respected is Afu, the man who controls all the rations of the Wayne family.Jarvis once told him secretly that Alfred was the legendary housekeeper, the object of his efforts.

After witnessing Jarvis slapping his husband with elegant and polite language, little Edward deeply understood the direction of his efforts.

Then he ran to Tony's studio, ignoring Tony who wanted to hug him regardless of his dirty body, and expressed his support for Jarvis's efforts in a serious manner.

Tony: "I don't know what you're talking about, honey, but I always feel like you're saying something really bad."

Little Edward stared at the big blue eyes inherited from Bruce Wayne, and said calmly, "Boys can't use my dear."

Regardless of the little boy's protest, Tony stretched out his arms and hugged little Edward in his arms, and replied with a smile: "Okay, honey."

Although he was very dissatisfied with Tony's perfunctory, Edward, who was still a well-behaved boy in essence, didn't struggle too much and let Tony hold him, with his soft arms wrapped around his neck.

Well, Uncle Xiali said, sometimes you have to let Uncle Tony, a brain patient who often traps inexplicable role-playing, a little bit.

Uncle Xiali is very good, he can often tell all the information about a person at a glance, such as what he had for afternoon tea-this is probably a very cool skill for a four-year-old child, even if the child inherits With the high IQ of his parents, he is a little genius.Although his mother said that his father could do the same thing, Edward didn't like his father, who made him always rob his mother and always throw him to other people.

Although, Edward also liked those uncles and aunts very much.

Therefore, Edward's little heart has firmly established a concept, father and so on, the most annoying thing.

He counted with his fingers, and found that besides Uncle Xia Li, there were many uncles and aunts who were on the same front as him.My uncle said that the enemy of an enemy is a friend, and drawing in all available forces is one of the factors that guarantee victory.

Although he didn't understand it very well, it didn't prevent him from using his fair and tender face to please Aunt Natasha. After getting a love, Edward wrote the column of the black widow of the Avengers in the small book in his heart. Ticked a √.

Very good, all the reunions are ready, Edward nodded with satisfaction.

Sitting on the small sofa on the top floor of the Union, enjoying the double care of Natasha and Wonder Woman, Edward's big eyes lit up when he saw Superman in blue and red tights who flew over at once.

Da Chao, who came to the Alliance and the Flash to change shifts after completing the mission, felt that his cloak was being grabbed by a considerable force without taking two steps. He stared at himself with big eyes indifferently, and his small hand was holding his poor red cape, and he didn't intend to let go.

So, Mr. Mei, what did you teach him?Unable to break free for a while, or in other words, under the watchful eyes of the two queens, Superman squatted down resignedly.So, he is not good at dealing with all children. Superman rubbed the hair on the back of his head in embarrassment, and successfully let a few short brown hairs stick out on his head, destroying the perfect image.

It should be said that he is very patient with ordinary cubs, but he really can't deal with this one in front of him.It may be that he has suffered too much from his father, so whenever he sees this little guy looking at him with big eyes similar to his father's but with completely different expectations, he will I couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to run away with oil on my feet.

But not today, unless he risks pissing off an entire league.In this way, the little guy in front of him is really the most unofficial person in the league, Clark, who has a reporter's divergent thinking, couldn't help thinking with trembling eyes.

Under the watchful eyes of the two queens of the alliance, Superman played with him for a while at the request of Edward under great psychological pressure. Fortunately, little Edward was a good and considerate boy. After achieving his goal, he waved his hand to let Superman Uncle went on a date with his girlfriend.

Well, Aunt Diana and Uncle Superman in the Justice League are all done. Uncle Barry is too timid, but fortunately, he is fast enough. As long as he is unwilling, no one can find him, and it is half done.Thinking about it, little Edward felt elated.Uncle said that while drawing in all available forces, trying to disintegrate the opponent's interior will often achieve unexpected results.

Edward, who consciously and perfectly implemented his uncle's teachings, happily went downstairs to find Jarvis to go to school.

Generally, four-year-old children should play carefree at this time, but in this regard, everyone in the alliance probably has no say, and they are not people who have experienced a serious childhood. Because the experience is too long to have no reference value.

He had been to kindergarten, but it turned out that no matter which country he went to, it would be a disaster for little Edward.After careful consideration, Xiaomi gave up the idea of ​​letting him experience the growth process of ordinary children so that his precious son would not be brainwashed by Mycroft's goldfish theory.

Since his growing environment is destined to be special enough, why bother to cater to the lives of ordinary people?

Therefore, except for spending most of the year with his uncle, Edward spends the rest of the time in the league with all the superstars.

Courses are still very necessary. Edward himself doesn't like to waste time casually. Compared with meaningless play, learning is always more meaningful.In other words, when he needs to achieve something, he will figure out a way to play by himself-basically, the superstars are quite familiar with the routine of this new league mascot.

After the pleasant afternoon tea time, Edward happily waited for Jarvis to come over in the room that had been transformed into his own small classroom.

Natasha looked at the little guy with concern, his big eyes were full of happiness, but his face was serious, and after he left, he couldn't help laughing out loud, saying: "It's so cute, Mr. Mei is here The teaching in this area is a complete failure."

"It's not a failure. You're only four years old?" Diana sat gracefully on the sofa, making Barry, who was protruding with messy hair, look straight at him, "But I don't know what a normal child looks like. .”

The Flash Barry looked away blushing, coughed lightly and said, "In my case, maybe the little train was everything at that time?"

Sure enough, Edward, who is not an ordinary child, invited Ms. Friday after the one-hour class (Uncle Arthur said that you should learn to respect ladies. Although Friday is an AI, he is also a lady.) Contacted Xiali at 221B Baker Street, Fuguo Uncle, little Edward reported his recent achievements to Xiali with a serious expression, and received further encouragement and instructions.

Listening to Uncle John on the opposite side with satisfaction: "You're teaching Edward and Rosa anything again!" He snarled and accused him, and hung up the phone, feeling that this is probably what his mother said.

Sure enough, Uncle is the most powerful, no one can beat Uncle!Seeing the unconditional obedience of the people who planted flowers to his uncle, little Edward's admiration for Mei Yu is increasing day by day-with the unreliable adults around him, Mei Yu's image can't be more shining.

For dinner, at the insistence of Afu and his mother, the whole family gathered around the dining table in the small flower hall of Wayne Manor, including little Edward’s little sister Clara, who was also holding a baby bottle and sucking it wholeheartedly. with.

After dinner, it was supposed to be parent-child time, but these days the lunatics in Arkham have started to restless again. This undoubtedly took up most of Bruce Wayne's time as Batman, and he was able to maintain the time of dinner every day. Appeared already very good.

Sure enough, after eating, he hurried back to the Batcave.

Little Edward looked at his father's busy back with a stern face, thought for a while, stretched out his hand and hugged Xiaomi who helped Alfred clean up the dining table, and said seriously: "Don't worry, Mom, I will be with you in the future." .” After speaking, he ran away again.

Although very touched, Xiaomi who didn't realize it at all: Hey, hey?

Feeling that I have been too busy taking care of the busy Bruce these days, Xiaomi, who didn't care much about her son, wiped her hands, took out her mobile phone, and after asking Tony and Sherlock, two soulmates that Edward had identified as soulmates, all failed, She simply called Natasha.I believe that there is no incident, no matter how big or small, that the entire alliance can hide from the Black Widow.

After listening to Edward's up-and-down series in the past two days, Xiaomi hung up the phone dumbfounded.After thinking about it, he put away the claw machine and took the ground coffee from the old butler's hand, and walked towards the Bat Cave.

At eight o'clock in the evening, I finished the homework assigned by Jarvis. Under Edward's expectant eyes, my gentle mother appeared and accompanied him to finish the washing work. He also read two pages of human anatomy at his request.

After getting the goodnight kiss from Mommy, Edward heard Mommy whispering in his ear, "Don't fall asleep so fast, there is a surprise!"

……surprise?

With a disturbed mood, little Edward opened his big eyes in the dark and looked at the softly glowing starry sky on the ceiling, which was said to have been arranged by Bruce himself little by little before he was born.

Hearing the sound of the door lock being unlocked, Edward quickly closed his eyes, and then adjusted his breathing according to Uncle Xiali's teaching - he had already passed the test of the skill of pretending to be asleep by Uncle Xiali himself.

What a surprise, little Edward was full of anticipation.

A gentle goodnight kiss landed on his forehead, just like the one he'd felt before when he was asleep.

After Little Edward heard the door being closed again, he stretched out his soft little hand, touched his pricked forehead, and muttered: "If you don't shave, you will look a generation older than Mommy."

However, seeing that he is so busy that he doesn't even have time to take care of himself, forgive him for 24 hours!

Little Edward turned over and fell asleep sweetly surrounded by the gentleness of the starry sky.

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The author has something to say: I wanted to write something else, but then I found that there is really nothing to explain.

This is the first article of Watermelon, and the whole process is very confusing. Fortunately, there are so many little angels who have always supported it, and it is a perfect ending!

The next article is Red Mansions, the little angels who read it can go to the column to support it, if you don’t read it, let’s see you later~~~

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