[Comprehensive Yingmei] What about being gay friends?

"Well, we've finished dinner, Mom." Mei Xiaomi rang the bell to have the dinner plate taken away, while trying her best to deal with Her Lady Queen on the other end of the phone.

"Is there really nothing wrong?"

"It's really fine." Mei Xiaomi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "It's not your daughter who gave birth to someone else, but I gave birth to it myself."

"Then you should send a message earlier to report that you are safe. I was so scared that I almost called your brother."

"Brother, he's very busy, don't go to him for such trivial matters!" Mei Xiaomi was so frightened that she hurriedly yelled and tried to get away with it, even her voice became sweeter several times.

"I'm the only doctor on the plane. I can't do nothing, can I? This is not in line with your teachings! Besides, there is no such thing as giving birth to a child. It is the first time to be an obstetrician and gynecologist. I have no experience, so I have to do this for the whole flight schedule. Your daughter and I are really exhausted. Besides, it was already ten o'clock at home when we got off the plane. How bad it is to disturb your beauty sleep, yes Isn't it right? So I'll take a nap first, isn't it good to report you are safe now!"

"You're right." The queen on the opposite side snorted, and Mei Xiaomi felt that her little heart was about to be hummed out by her.

"Next time, I will ask your brother to bring you back directly. I will do what I say."

"There will never be a next time!" Mei Xiaomi only hated that she couldn't see her swearing on the other side of the phone.

"Okay, I'm still going to make lunch. Don't forget to go to bed early after playing for a while, so as not to be overwhelmed by jet lag."

"Okay, Your Lady Queen, no problem, Your Lady Queen."

Mei Xiaomi held the phone in her hands, and when she heard the other person laugh and spit: "Where did I learn the weird words?" After that, she hung up the phone first, and then she held her chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

These days, mothers are really comparable to weapons of mass destruction, and they need to be handled with care and with care.

==

Opening the transparent glass door leading to the terrace, Mei Xiaomi folded up her thin bathrobe and took a deep breath of fresh air.

In her eyes, the starlight in New York at night is not much different from Modu. If she can't see the white skin coming and going on the street, Mei Xiaomi really doesn't feel homesick.

She turned on her phone and decided to get rid of all the people she should contact tonight.

My brother should have been notified by his mother, and besides, she probably can't get through to her current foreign number.

After making an appointment with the landlord who had already negotiated the price before going abroad, Mei Xiaomi made an appointment to pick up the keys tomorrow, and then Mei Xiaomi dialed the number of Meidi's only friend here, Penny.

Penny is a friend she met on the Internet after she came down from Kunlun. Mei Xiaomi accidentally discovered the funny daily life of a few geniuses and freaks she posted on Facebook, and she couldn't help but like it.Brother Mei was so scared that he thought that his younger sister had just finished being a house girl from the mountain, and then started to become an Internet addicted girl after going down the mountain.

With fishy eyes and a look of disdain, Penny watched the group of nerds playing a card game that she couldn't understand at all, and Penny, who had to accept Howard's weird verbal harassment from time to time, felt amnesty when she heard the ringing of her mobile phone.

"This is Penny, who really wants to die, is it on the opposite side?"

Mei Xiaomi: Hahahaha, I feel a wave of joy rushing to my face when I hear it.

"This is Mei Xiaomi who just arrived in New York, what can I do to help Penny who is far away in California?"

"May!" Petunia stood up, saw Howard and Rajesh's ears pricked up instantly, she rolled her eyes fiercely, and walked out.

"Thank goodness you called. What sin did I do to be reduced to this point? Instead of going to clubs and hanging out with men, I actually watch these nerds play games!"

Every time she heard Petunia complaining about the geniuses and freaks in front of her, Mei Xiaomi's mood would turn upside down immediately.In her words, it turns out that there are people in this world who really aspire to live as a comedy show, and Petunia deeply agrees.

"But, they're good people."

"That's the only advantage." Calming down the irritability in her heart, Penny cared about her little friend, "I arrived in New York today, where do I live now? Have you rented an apartment in advance? It's not very peaceful there, and it's best at night." Don't go out."

"It's on the hotel terrace." Mei Xiaomi couldn't help stretching her waist while making a phone call, and said with a smile: "At least I haven't encountered any weird incidents or people wearing strange uniforms since landing, so, good?"

At this moment, a human-shaped object swished, flew up against the terrace from bottom to top, and then stopped at the window diagonally above.

Mei Xiaomi: WTF?

#On the Speed ​​of Cosmic Malicious Slap in the Face#

"It's all..." Situation!Before she could get the rest of the words out of her mouth, Mei Xiaomi frantically pressed her clothes with one hand. The wind from the flying object was enough to blow off the thin layer of clothes on her body, which was tied with only one belt. silk bathrobe.

Holding the mobile phone in the other hand, I don't know whether to help press the clothes first, or save my long hair that is not controlled by gravity.

The black widow who heard the voice poked her head out and laughed.

Tony, whose whole body was covered in an iron can, saw Natasha pointing diagonally downwards, and then turned his head to look dully.

I saw a little girl with messy black hair on the balcony over there, grabbing the collar of her bathrobe and staring at herself angrily.

Well, his fault.

"Hey, Mei, are you still there? Mei, what happened?" Penny asked anxiously across the microphone.

Mei Xiaomi slowly raised the phone back to her ear, turning a blind eye to Tony Iron Man Stark who was gesturing apologetically to her.

"It's nothing, I'm just a little surprised to see the New York specialty so soon."

"Huh? New York specialty?"

"Hush!" Howard pointed his index finger at Rajesh impatiently, while eavesdropping intently on his cat behind the door panel, "What are they talking about about New York?"

"Did you say when you will come to California?" Rajesh asked eagerly, leaning into Howard's ear.

Howard stepped aside quickly and stared at him dissatisfied: "I haven't said that yet, don't worry!"

Leonard quickly poked Howard, motioning him not to interrupt.

Behind the desk, Sheldon looked at the group of mortals with contempt, then shook his head coldly.

Seeing that the little girl ignored him, Iron Man didn't care, and said loudly: "All the consumption here will be charged to my account, so have fun." Then, he winked playfully at Mei and Xiaomi, and said got into the window.

"Whose voice is it, Mei, are you not alone?" Petunia asked sensitively.

"Of course I'm alone." Mei Xiaomi straightened her clothes, thought for a while and told the truth, "The one just now was Iron Man."

She had a strange look on her face, remembering that the person who sent her here before said that this is a chain hotel under the name of Wayne Group. Mr. Wayne explained that all the fees here are free of charge, so it turns out that local tyrants are all a routine?

"Tony Stark!" On the other side, Penny froze for a moment, then screamed.

"What, Iron Man!" Shelton took a step, and his long legs instantly shortened the distance from the desk to the door. Regardless of the three little friends who were struggling to listen, he pulled the door open.

The three people who couldn't escape fell on their backs and fell into a ball.

"Sheldon!" Several people roared in unison.

Sheldon perfectly ignored the anger of the three of them, stared at Penny with dog eyes, begged for food, and said, "Please ask your friend to help me get an Iron Man's autograph, I can pay for it." Money!"

"But..." Covering the phone, Petunia frowned in embarrassment. She didn't know what was going on with May.

"Please please please please."

Petunia sighed, she had seen him so annoying, why was she so soft-hearted!

"Okay, let me ask for you, there's no guarantee! Otherwise, don't make trouble!"

Sheldon nodded happily without any objection.

...He looks like an angel now, Petunia thought with a hard face, could it be that I'm old enough to like children?

"Petunia?" Mei Xiaomi asked uncertainly, hearing the sound of chickens and dogs jumping across the street, "Are you still there?"

"Yes." Petunia racked her brains to figure out how to organize her words so that she could fool her little friend who had never been a star fan to find someone to sign.

After listening to the stuttering description on the other side, Mei Xiaomi tilted her head and ran her long black hair with one hand before drawing a conclusion.

"That is to say, for your future healthy life, it's best to get Iron Man's autograph for that big brat Sheldon?"

"Other superheroes are fine too."

"...Although I don't know where you got so much confidence, I think I'll be able to do it." After brushing her messy long hair twice, Mei Xiaomi gave up the treatment resignedly, "But, well, if I can meet again, I'll give it to you."

Other superheroes may not be available, isn't Spider-Man's convenient?Mei Xiaomi thought to herself, she has a "deadly" friendship with his Aunt Mei!

Happily hanging up the phone, Mei Xiaomi decided to meet Penny and the others after a while. Just thinking about those funny comparisons, I feel that some unhappiness has disappeared!

At this moment, far away in Gotham City.

After returning to Gotham, Bruce Wayne, who put on the bat suit non-stop, ignored Alfred's advice and started the usual night patrol.

To be reasonable, if you don't run away at this time, don't you have to wait for the housekeeper to open his mouth and ask questions endlessly, and still clamp several nails that are neither soft nor hard?He is not stupid.

Aware of the pissing nature of the young master he brought up—of course, the master now—Alfred snorted coldly, as if he was willing to chase after him all the time, hoping that one day the group of people who would change Among the girls with extremely high chances, one of them will become the mistress of this manor.

However, looking at the exhaustion that could hardly be concealed in Bruce's eyes after the night patrol came back, Mr. Butler sighed, let him go tonight.

Handing Bruce a phone, Alfred said, "Since you just came back, it's a call from Mr. Mei from Huaguo."

plum?Bruce inadvertently thought of the conscientious little doctor on the plane, who also seemed to be named Mei.

He had never connected her with that Mr. Mei from Huaguo, but now it seems that it is really not a coincidence.

"Hello, Mr. Mei."

"Long time no see, Bruce Wayne."

The author has something to say: paw prints are very important, paw prints! (knock on blackboard