[Comprehensive Yingmei] What about being gay friends?

"Oh, don't look at me so condemningly." With a long guttural sound impatiently, Sherlock rolled his eyes and stood in front of Mei Xiaomi, lifting his neck to let her tie a bow tie on the shirt collar .

He stroked his uninterestingly wrinkled shirt and said to John, "Quentin is Uncle Ruby's son, who works in the secret department and has nothing to do with us."

"I'm just surprised by the family relationship between you Holmes." John saw the complicated and weird way of communication between him and Mycroft on the first day he knew Sherlock, and he had already gotten used to it over the years. But that didn't stop him from bothering Sherlock with this kind of question.

Because he found that Sherlock in front of his relatives is still a little different.

Holding Sherlock's dress suit, Mei Xiaomi smiled at John knowingly.

"I hate the so-called family gathering." While putting on the coat from Mei Xiaomi, Sherlock grumbled and complained.All the family members are crowded into one villa, and the lights, balls, and cold food are unbearable to think about.

"Are you really sure you can't come?" He finally struggled and asked again unwillingly.The brilliant eyes under the light looked at Mei Xiaomi seriously, and there was no doubting the emotion inside.

Sherlock Holmes has always regarded her as his dear sister.

"I'm not a Sherlock Holmes." Sherlock has always been bolder than her, or simply put, never considering the so-called political influence or anything.But she couldn't, Mei Xiaomi regretfully stretched out her arms to hug the aggrieved Sherlock, and whispered, "Sorry, brother."

"It's as if all the people at the party are Sherlock Holmes." Sherlock was still unhappy, but was obviously reassured by her little brother, which was probably the best present he got this Christmas.

He bent down following Mei Xiaomi's hug, turned his face and kissed her soft cheek gently, and said in compromise: "Your gift is on the left bedside table in my bedroom, use it well."

"The car is already waiting downstairs." Letting go of Sherlock, Mei Xiaomi smiled, "See you later."

"He really sees you as his sister." In all the years he has known Sherlock, Good Doctor John has rarely seen him express his emotions before him, "I have never seen him speak so well to Mycroft." .”

Living with Sherlock Holmes long enough for John to realize that this childish-looking genius with a mental age of twelve has always perfectly dressed his exterior with aloofness.Only those who are really close to him can touch the precious and human sparkle in his heart.

"I know." Seeing Sherlock disappearing through the door, Xiaomi turned around and said with a smile, "Believe me, their current state can definitely be called peaceful."

"Have you known them for a long time?" John had to admit that he was very curious. I'm afraid no one could have less questions about such a Holmes family. "What was he like before?"

"You unimaginable bear." Mei Xiaomi poured tea for herself and the good doctor, and sat in Sherlock's armchair and began to slowly chat about the interesting things in the past.

Under the command of Mrs. Hudson, 221B was decorated warmly and full of Christmas joy.

Thanks to Greg Lestrade, who is still here for the holidays this year. If it is only her, John, and Mrs. Hudson, I am afraid that these tasks cannot be done.

"It's great that you are willing to accompany me this year." Mrs. Hudson hugged John, the police detective, and Xiaomi one by one, with a look of relief on her face, "Although there is always something missing without Sherlock."

"Although I don't want to admit it, I still miss him a little bit." Greg picked up the eggnog with a helpless expression, "And he will never call me by the wrong name."

"He has such a charm, doesn't he?" John touched his glass and said, "Come on, let's welcome Xiaomi, Cheers!"

"Cheers!"

Compared to last year, Sherlock was absent at Christmas tonight, and Jasmine did not come, and the good doctor who had girlfriends all over the five continents happened to be in the window period, so he did not have his girlfriend this year.

"Molly has a new boyfriend, if you want to know." It wasn't long before Christmas Eve started, and Greg had enough wine to lean back on the sofa and smile.

"It's good." John patted him on the shoulder reassuringly. His wife divorced him completely and took away the children. During this time, the police detective had a bad time, "It will be fine in the future."

"Dong dong dong." There was a knock on the door downstairs, and Mrs. Hudson stood up happily, stopping the other people who were about to get up in time, and said with a smile, "You guys relax your legs, I will open the door."

The little old lady walked down with a relaxed dance step and hummed a song.

"She's so happy." Looking at Mrs. Hudson's back, Xiaomi couldn't help laughing.

"Xiaomi, we have your guests." After a while, Mrs. Hudson's calling sounded downstairs, and it sounded like she usually informed Sherlock and the others.

"Mine?" Xiaomi put down the wine glass in her hand, she didn't like the taste, so she just took a few shallow sips.

When I met Mrs. Hudson at the stairs, the little old lady winked at him ambiguously. She was very handsome. She lip-synced to Xiaomi.

"Thank you, Mrs. Hudson."

"Eggsy?" Seeing the person standing at the door, Xiaomi asked in surprise, "Didn't you go home for Christmas?" He was still wearing a uniform. As far as she knew, he was more used to wearing his own hip-hop clothes, It's a far cry from the style of the uniform.

"I'm going back." Handing the big cardboard box in his hand to Mei Xiaomi, he wished her a Merry Christmas in a rare and solemn way, and said, "I hope this one doesn't come too late."

It seems that there was a reason why she was dragged by Roxie to measure her figure two days ago. Xiaomi, who had already guessed what would be inside, weighed the heavy box in her hand and said with a smile: "Of course, no. Thank you, Iger Merry Christmas, Sis, and remember to say hello to Harry for me."

After sending Eggsy off, Xiaomi turned around and saw Mrs. Hudson's disapproving gaze. She said, "At least buy him a drink?"

"He just came to deliver something from the tailor shop, Mrs. Hudson." Xiaomi gestured to the huge box in his hand, and said, "Besides, he is also in a hurry to go back to his home."

"That's right, today is Christmas." The little old lady looked curiously at the unusually large box in her hand, and said, "You ordered this?"

"No, it's a gift."

"Open it quickly." After returning to the living room, the little old lady encouraged her enthusiastically, and John also found Sherlock's paper knife for her.

"My God!" When the box was opened, Mrs. Hudson covered her mouth in shock, but her eyes sparkled, "This is so beautiful."

Greg and John, who came over, had to admit that, judging from their straight men's aesthetics, the black dress lying quietly in the box was impeccable.

"Go and change!" Mrs. Hudson pushed Xiaomi, impatient to see what she would look like after putting on, she cheered and went downstairs to her room to get tools, "I'm going to dress you up in a moment Yes." Mei Xiaomi didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Use Sherlock's room, you know he won't mind." John sat aside and suggested with a gentle smile.Next to the living room on the second floor is his room, saving the effort of going downstairs.

I knew he wouldn't mind, but I thought it would be a hassle to change a dress.But seeing how happy Mrs. Hudson looked, Mei Xiaomi didn't want to spoil the fun, and obediently turned into Sherlock's room.

From top to bottom in the box, as long as it is a girl's equipment for the ball, it is all prepared, just like the ones that Bruce, or his assistant at the time, prepared for her when she first landed in the United States.The only difference is that this set may also have a bulletproof function.

Mei Xiaomi picked up a several-page booklet from under the box, which explained how to use all the equipment with pictures and texts.She glanced at the jewels, which were both beautiful and dangerous—dangerous in the real sense, especially to her partner—and had to wonder what Kingsman had planned.

Good stuff, but better not use it for a peaceful night like this.Mei Xiaomi carefully hid these shiny and beautiful things, and if Mrs. Hudson saw her, she would definitely let her wear them.

After changing into the dress, Mei Xiaomi suddenly remembered the gift that Sherlock had mentioned before leaving today. On the bedside table on the left, she walked around the bed with the hem of the skirt and opened the drawer.

"It's not bad to unwrap the present first." She picked up the box wrapped in plain kraft paper, with the words Mei and Xiaomi simply written on it, "The writing is much prettier."

Unpacking the kraft paper revealed a small black box.Looking at this familiar look, Mei Xiaomi always felt that she had seen it somewhere.Carefully opened it, and saw a small Walter PPK inside, which was designed for ladies at first glance.

... She knew where she had seen it, the 007 movie from another dimension, the first piece of equipment provided by the newly appointed Q to James Bond, even the palm print control was the same.As for why she knew, it was because Quentin thoughtfully put a note in the box, explaining how to use it, and also told her that Sherlock commissioned him to add an automatic aiming system.

Mei Xiaomi put the PPK back into the box without a word, and put it in the drawer of Sherlock's bedside table.

"If anyone approaches you without your consent, shoot him." A large line of words was written on the back of the torn kraft paper. Mei Xiaomi put the paper away helplessly, and decided to ignore this meaningful sentence, sighing, "I'm not going to shoot anyone, Sherlock."

After a while, Mrs. Hudson walked in holding her makeup case with shining eyes, with a mysterious smile on her face.Mei Xiaomi only thought that she was excited because of the beautiful dress and shoes, so she didn't pay attention to her unusual performance.

"My dear, you are so beautiful." Because of Christmas Eve, Xiaomi had put on a little makeup, but Mrs. Hudson seemed not particularly satisfied with it, she pulled her to sit down in front of the mirror, "Come on, you Will amaze the boys tonight."

Mrs. Hudson, who used to be a dancer, still has good aesthetics even though she is old. She used the harmless jewelry that Mei Xiaomi left behind to decorate her up. The old millet became delicate and beautiful.

"Look, how about it?" Mrs. Hudson put away her tools, squinted and smiled at the girl in the mirror, she couldn't be more satisfied with her handicraft, "Young girls should dress up more, shouldn't they? Youth doesn't wait man, dear."

"Your skills are comparable to the chief beautician of Stark Tower, Mrs. Hudson." Mei Xiaomi praised sincerely. She didn't just say good things politely, but it seemed that the little old lady was coaxed by her compliments Very happy.

"It would be even better if there is a suitable necklace." The old lady looked at Xiaomi's empty neck regretfully, and said, "I have many necklaces, but they are too old-fashioned for you."

Mei Xiaomi froze, remembering the expensive and beautiful dress matching necklace she stuffed into Sherlock's quilt, which was equally lethal, silently looked away, anyway, Mrs. Hudson would not lift the quilt when Sherlock was away... …Bar?

"Let's go, dear." Gently took Mei Xiaomi's hand—if it wasn't for the lack of time, the fingers that hadn't done manicure at all?It was not so easy for her to let this little girl go—she was so excited that she could not wait to see the dull eyes of the boys, "Let's enjoy Christmas Eve."

Mei Xiaomi: ... I thought we were already enjoying the journey?

As I stepped out of the room, I thought that since Mrs. Hudson likes this dress so much, she can also customize a set for this kind and enthusiastic little old lady in Kingsman as a gift-of course the regular non-additional version of.

When she saw a tall and strong handsome man in a suit standing in the middle of the living room, Mei Xiaomi couldn't even react for a moment and froze in place.

"Bruce?" she whispered.

Seeing the little girl's dreaming expression, Bruce couldn't help showing a smile. He reached out and said, "May I?"

Mrs. Hudson looked at the handsome and tall Mr. Wayne, and then turned to look at Mei Xiaomi who was still dreamy. She couldn't help but smile ambiguously and handed her hand to the polite man, then sat on the side with a face full of satisfaction.

Half an hour ago, shortly after Mei Xiaomi was coaxed by Mrs. Hudson to change into a dress, the door knocker of 221B was knocked again.

"This is Christmas, there won't be another case, right?" Mrs. Hudson couldn't help complaining as she opened the door as she was arranging cosmetic items, trying to raise her head to see the handsome man in a suit and leather shoes outside. At that time, all dissatisfaction flew to the back of my mind.God, there is a handsome guy, and he is more... how should I put it, more aura than the previous one.Looking over his shoulder again, Mrs. Hudson had to say that this one in front of her was more reassuring.

If she had customers like this coming in every day, she wouldn't complain about Sherlock's mess in the living room, Mrs. Hudson, the upright beauty lover, couldn't help thinking.

"You must be Mrs. Hudson, right?" The man outside the door laughed so hard that his heart beat faster, his voice was so low that Mrs. Hudson could not help letting him in, "Xiaomi often talks to me Speaking of you being a very elegant and welcoming landlord, is she here today?"

Then, this elegant and enthusiastic little old lady sold Xiaomi quickly.

"Every time I see beautiful and kind girls get the good marriage they deserve, I can't help but be moved." She relied on John to feel that the scene of this handsome man and woman moved herself very much, "Wait someday I see If you and Sherlock enter the palace of marriage, I will die without regret."

"Sherlock and I are really not a couple." After emphasizing it for the ten thousandth time, John helplessly hugged the little old lady's shoulders, and had to admit that this was indeed a very beautiful picture.

But, if Sherlock knew, he would be very mad!

"Have fun tonight!" Waving a small handkerchief, Mrs. Hudson sent off Bruce and Mei Xiaomi after seeing off Detective Lestrade. A beautiful couple, and then sighed to John, "Sherlock should be very happy for Xiaomi now, I know he has always regarded Xiaomi as his sister."

"... Mrs. Hudson." Remembering that the old lady grabbed him and took a lot of photos of Mr. Wayne and Xiaomi just now, a very ominous premonition suddenly rose in John's heart, and he asked tentatively, "What do you want for Xia?" Locke sent a photo?"

"Of course." The little old lady was very happy, thinking that her idea couldn't be better, and said, "It's like he is here to participate in our Christmas Eve banquet, good idea, right?"

John: ...so, is Sherlock's heart okay?

The Sherlock Holmes mansion hundreds of miles away.

"Is there any bad news, Brothermine?" Mycroft, who specially spared time, handed Sherlock a glass of brandy, leaning on the balcony and looking pointedly at the mobile phone in his hand.

"I was just thinking, I really shouldn't be here." Sherlock didn't even look at it, and drank the wine in his hand.

Mycroft chuckled, and said, "You know she's not your sister, Sherlock, she will marry and have children one day, just like any ordinary woman."

"Do you have any misunderstandings about ordinary women, Fatty?" Sherlock slowly evoked a malicious smile, and said to the people behind his brother, "What do you think, Mommy?"

Mycroft, the legendary man Sherlock Holmes who is basically equivalent to the British government, stiffened immediately.

"Merry Christmas, miss." Alfred, who was sitting in the driver's seat, turned his head, his eyes behind the lens were kind and satisfied, just like Mrs. Hudson, watching a handsome man and woman walking together who were interested in each other It was a very pleasing thing, especially since this man was the young master Wayne whom he had watched and grown up, and who he thought was destined to be born alone.

"Merry Christmas, Alfred." Xiaomi handed him the specially brought gift, and said, "I have newly prescribed the medicine these two days, sometimes if the joints feel uncomfortable, take a little, and the effect is very good."

"Thank you." As a result, the old housekeeper was very happy with what Xiaomi handed him. He turned around and sat down, and said, "Please fasten your seat belt. We will arrive at the villa in the suburbs in 10 minutes." He was also very understanding raised the bezel.

"You look very beautiful." Gently holding Xiaomi's hand, Bruce Wayne felt like a young man who just met love, staring at her and unwilling to turn his eyes away, especially after nearly a month of separation .He gently pushed back Mei Xiaomi's black hair that was half-up on one side, and put his big hand on the side of her neck, "There is a lack of necklace here, just right."

"Bruce?" Mei Xiaomi felt that his big hand on her neck was scorching hot, she tilted her head uncomfortably and asked.

"I originally wanted to give it to you as a Christmas present." From nowhere, he took out a string of pearl necklaces that shone with soft light, Bruce put his hands around Mei Xiaomi's slender neck, put it on for her, and adjusted it gently so that it The largest of the string of pearls fell right under the neck, "It fits well." His eyes were complicated and relieved.

"Is this suitable?" Mei Xiaomi, who had heard Alfred said, couldn't help touching this string of necklaces with different meanings, hesitating.

"Trust me." Bruce's hand went up, holding her small side face, his eyes couldn't be more serious, "This is the most suitable position for it."

"...Why do I think you are getting more and more good at talking?" Where is the bitter and bitter Batman?Mei Xiaomi's cheeks were stained with a thin layer of blush, she was a little afraid to look directly into Bruce's gaze, she always felt that she would drown in it, and complained plausibly.

"Probably because the future wife is willing to go home with me only if she makes her happy?"

Bruce led her hand to kiss her sexy lips gently, Mei Xiaomi looked at the man in front of her in a daze, the weak line of defense in her heart began to collapse little by little, and then collapsed thousands of miles away.

... Mom help!I can't bear it anymore, this man is so good at flirting!

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However, dears, don’t you think that this bat is so strong, and it looks /big/live/good at first glance... Bah, it feels very safe?

As for 00Q, I can't get out of this pairing anymore...

As for 007, do you still remember Skyfall? As an agent of the Great Corruption Empire, he is not as straight as the little angels you imagined == The villain asked, you must have never tried a man.Ya smiled angrily and said, how do you know?

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It is unlikely to appear in the future. If you are not used to it, dear ones, just ignore it. It doesn’t matter anyway, okay~~~