[Comprehensive Yingmei] What about being gay friends?

221B Baker Street London Rot Country

John Watson, who is an old lady, worked tirelessly to clean up the mess left by his cohabitants. He turned on the news channel on the computer, and the hostess on the screen was introducing the girl in several photos emotionally. A new member, a doctor who has saved countless people but is willing to remain unknown.

As a military doctor, John paused and turned around, concentrated on watching the news, and then exclaimed: "She is really young, by the way, the lady doctor you mentioned last time is called What's going on?"

John turned his head, and was horrified to find that Sherlock, who was lazily lying motionless on the sofa like a big cat, actually sat up straight, his gray-blue eyes staring at the content on the screen.

"What's the matter?" He asked cautiously, just like treating a child, for fear of scaring him.

"My mobile phone." Sherlock stretched out his hand and demanded it as a matter of course.

"I don't know where your mobile phone is..." The honest military doctor turned his head to look at the place he had just cleaned up, and said along the interface, "Which pocket of this dress is it, Sherlock."

"The left pocket of the jacket." Stretching out his right hand, Sherlock answered smoothly, as if the answer didn't need to go through his brain.

"...For God's sake." John rolled his eyes fiercely but still lifted his jacket up, took out his mobile phone and stuffed it into his open right hand, "Your jacket is on your left hand on the back of the side sofa."

"I know you have to pack it up, just to help you hang it up early." Sherlock said as if he had eyes on the top of his head while pressing the phone.

John, who was hanging up his coat, didn't even have the energy to stare at him.

#There is always an illusion that I have raised a cat#

Sighing, the good old military doctor knocked on his waist, gave up and continued to clean up the pile of chemical instruments on the table with a terrible smell. Anyway, even after a few hours, they would still be in a mess. I didn't see the two Is Mrs. Hudson unwilling to come up?

You must know that although she always complains that Sherlock is not worried, generally speaking, she still takes care of him like her own son.

Not knowing what message he got from the other end of the phone, Sherlock suddenly jumped up, rushed to the door and shouted downstairs: "Mrs. Hudson, you can pack up your 221C now."

John, who thought there was some case, poked his head out from behind the sofa: "221C? Is there a new tenant? Who will come back to live in that damp room?" Sherlock actually introduced it, which is a bit weird.

"Since she basically grew up in a humid environment, I don't think she will care too much about that little environmental problem." After yelling, she lay back on the sofa contentedly, and Sherlock casually flipped the phone She stuffed it into the crack of the sofa, "Besides, she should just come to avoid the limelight, and she won't stay for long."

Meanwhile, on the plane.

"Lancelot." The heroic blond female agent in a custom-made suit reached out to shake hands with Mei Xiaomi, and then introduced the companion beside her, "This is Galahad, he is very concerned about the person you are in charge of. Sickness." Then he pushed off Merlin's position, and followed with a shameless face.

"I'm sorry to bother you." Mei Xiaomi smiled sheepishly and said, "I asked you to wait for me for so long."

"It is the duty of every gentleman to wait patiently for ladies." The young Galahad straightened his back and tried to be serious. "A gentleman is the most basic principle of King's Man."

It would be great if the smirk at the corner of his mouth wasn't so obvious, even Mei Xiaomi could see the escape almost overflowing from his eyes, and he didn't look like a serious and stable agent.

Mei Xiaomi: "If possible, can you give me the patient's information, I'll do my homework first." Thinking of the unreliable young agent in front of her, she asked uncertainly, "You brought it, right?"

Looking at the girl who was sitting on the sofa and seriously reading the file, Lancelot kicked Eggsy who was about to move in warning, gritted his teeth and said in a low voice: "The information shows that she is very shy and not good at getting along with strangers. What are you doing?"

"Hey, she is the Avengers Doctor. She lives in Wayne Manor. When the alliance is established, she will be the medical officer of the alliance. If you say that I have a good relationship with her, it will not be a problem to ask for a whole set of Chaoying's signature underwear. Bar?"

"No superhero would sign your underwear, you idiot." Roxy and Lancelot were speechless at his strange idea, "I thought you came for Harry and Arthur?" She couldn't change her words for a while.

"Harry? Harry is okay now." Galahad, or Eggsy, nicknamed Eggboy, looked at Mei Xiaomi nervously, "I'm not for him!"

"Don't look, that's our task target." Roxie reluctantly changed his position to block his treacherous gaze, "Don't let me catch you trying to strike up a conversation, Arthur won't let you go."

"Arthur is still lying on the hospital bed and can't get up." Maybe it was Harry's remaining prestige, but Eggsy didn't try to go forward to catch the familiarity.There will be a long time in the future, he thought, maybe after the alliance is established, he can still apply for the permanent position of King'sMan in the alliance. By then, Chaoying's signatures will not be available?And still work together =w=

Mei Xiaomi: ...Actually, I can hear you!

The plane landed smoothly shortly afterwards. Mei Xiaomi always felt that after getting used to private jets and Airbus, she would no longer be able to look directly at herself who used to foolishly line up to board the plane. In fact, it is good to have a plane of her own , It's not that I can't afford it.

The airport is very secret, probably in name it is someone's private territory, Mei Xiaomi is not surprised, followed behind Lancelot, the boy code-named Galahad walked at the end with her salute .

The one who came to pick up the plane was Xiaomi's familiar little black car. She waved her paw, smiled at Mimi and said, "Anthea, long time no see."

"Long time no see, Miss Mei." The beauty Anthea directed a blond man wearing sunglasses to accept the salute from Galahad's hand. Facing the boy's vigilant eyes, the man turned his head and spread his hands.

Roxie, who had already handed over to the assistant of the man who was said to be equivalent to the British government, gestured at him. Seeing her relaxed look, Eggsy knew that there was nothing wrong, and then honestly handed over the box in his hand. to the man.

"I'll pick you up at nine o'clock tomorrow, okay?" the heroic female agent asked Mei Xiaomi who obediently stood aside and let them hand over items without objection.

Of course, this item is quite valuable, otherwise, the beauty Anthea and the legendary agent 007 would not be dispatched.

"WTF! That's 007, the legendary James Bond!" Seeing that the little black car had already driven away, he finally found out that the blond man who took something from him just now and was almost rejected by him was a legendary agent , Eggsy exploded on the spot, "Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Because I know you will have this virtue, Roxie sighed in his heart, and said with a smirk: "Sorry, I forgot just now, I will remember to remind you next time."

"...But you won't take me to play next time, right?" Eggsy asked suspiciously.

"Yes!"

James Bond on Vacation, whom Eggsy never forgets, is just a driver today, serving two ladies.

"I'm sorry, the last incident seems to have left you with a bad follow-up." He took off his sunglasses, and looked at Mei Xiaomi with azure eyes apologetically, so naturally flirtatious that he couldn't stop it.

However, it has always been useless to Mei Xiaomi, and she has felt the temptation of what is called hormones from Bruce in her life - after all, Mei Xiaomi has only seen his naked body before.

"Oh, that famous painting incident?" Mei Xiaomi pursed her lips in horror, and said, "Why are there so many idiots in this world? It's the same thing this time, why do they think I'm a soft persimmon, easier to pinch? "

"That's because they always like to think they're smart." 007 smiled calmly. As a member of MI6, a big rotten empire, the FBI system on the other side of the black bank is no longer familiar, and said, "They probably think that they only publish your photos in a marginal way. , Not mentioning your private information can reduce troubles, and then guide public opinion and everything will be fine."

"God-like brain circuit." The beautiful Anthea rubbed Mei Xiaomi's head lovingly, and concluded.

"Garcia, what exactly happened? Why was the photo you just found released?" The first time he saw the TV news, Hozner immediately contacted the technical support staff who stayed at the headquarters, his tone He was never in a hurry, but at this moment, even the dull Rhett could feel the anger of his boss.

"Sorry, BOSS." Garcia looked guilty. She sat in front of the computer screen and watched Quantico's press releaser talking in front of many media, but it was the first time that she felt so powerless. The personnel stole this part of the information, and just as I turned around to pour a cup of tea, I am really sorry." The kind and sensitive little chubby girl had tears in her eyes.

"It's not Garcia's fault." Morgan heard that his baby girl had been wronged and cried, and immediately felt distressed, and stopped, "I probably don't know which leader made the decision to divert the homicide for so long. The pressure on the FBI."

"Then I have to say, he succeeded." Rossi held up his phone, and the top ten on the opened social software were filled with news about the new Avengers, "He successfully diverted the public's attention to the new hero, He also earned several legal subpoenas for the FBI."

"What else does the Starco Group have?" Emily leaned forward gloatingly. She was already tired of the group of so-called leaders who were always dragging their feet while eating instead of working. She turned on her mobile phone with great interest and said , "Gotham University, oh, and Mei's Pharmaceutical Group, which has a flower-growing background, I'm glad to hear about it."

"To put it simply, it's Stark, Wayne, and Planting Flowers. They're done." JJ put away his phone and sighed. "Hopefully Strauss didn't get too involved this time."

When the legal department of the entire Wayne Group was activated, Bruce, who sent Mei Xiaomi away, also returned to the Batcave. It was reported that the other two killers had arrived in Gotham. Play by your own rules.

For example, beat up those two scumbags a few times, anyway, what he lacks most now is energy.

"I'm very pleased that you are so energetic." Alfred helped Bruce put on his armor, and said, "But during the absence of the lady, I hope you can maintain a healthy body instead of relying on what she brought to you. The undead attribute is messing around."

Naively thought that Alfred would no longer be so keen on his own Bruce: "I will try to get hurt as little as possible, Alfred."

"This is not the correct answer." Alfred raised his eyebrows, and looked critically at his master's sturdy figure, "But I accept it for the time being."

As for, don't yell at Master Wayne every day?The old butler said that this was his only pleasure before the appearance of little Master and Miss Wayne.

"221B, Baker Street." James brought Xiaomi's salute to the door, and Anthea quickly pressed the button on the phone with her head down. Mei Xiaomi guessed that it should be a feedback message for her BOSS, and she said without looking up, "BOSS Your younger brother is living here now, I think the room should have been tidied up for you."

James went up to knock on the door for her, then gave her a business card, blinked his right eye playfully, and said, "During your stay in London, you can call me if you have anything to do. Of course, you are welcome to call if you have nothing to do."

"She won't." Swiping open the door, he was dressed in a neat suit, and he couldn't tell that he was still inseparable from the sofa just now.Sherlock lowered his head and looked at Mei Xiaomi who hadn't seen him for a long time. A small smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he stretched out his arms, "Long time no see, Xiaomi."

"Long time no see, Sherlock." Although she said Anthea's beauty, Mei Xiaomi, who was very pleasantly surprised, rushed over, hugged his slender neck, and gave him a hug that was reunited after a long absence.

"Crack!"

"It's really a touching scene." The beautiful Anthea put away her phone slowly. She once took care of this pair of standard Xiong brothers who had been obviously taken care of by Xiong Xiong. Anthea took the photo very understandingly Sent to my boss.

I hope he will like it o(*￣︶￣*)o

Patting Sherlock's chest, Mei Xiaomi looked him up and down with satisfaction, and then said, "You're stronger, it looks like you've been taken care of quite well, won't you introduce me to the military doctor you mentioned?"

"He's gone to the supermarket, and you'll see him in about half an hour." Mentioning Xiaomi lightly and saluting lightly, Sherlock showed that his body was no longer what it used to be.

"If he accidentally quarrels with the cash register again, this time will probably be extended to an hour later."

"Sounds like a very interesting person." Mei Xiaomi followed behind him, just like a few years ago.Although he looked cold and heartless, Sherlock, who was still in the rebellious stage at that time, unexpectedly took care of the little Xiaomi.

"He's a nice guy, patient, loyal, and good with the marksman." Perhaps because there was no one around, Sherlock admitted unexpectedly, "Of course it would be even better if he could cook."

"You like him." Mei Xiaomi tilted her head and looked at him. The man in front of her was no longer as thin and rebellious as she was when she was young, and the shoulders that had become broad had gradually gained the weight that an adult man could bear.

"Like it?" Sherlock snorted noncommittally, then glanced at the smiling Mei Xiaomi, and said, "Don't tell him."

"I know."

"This must be the Mei Xiaomi you mentioned." The old lady who was tidying up on the second floor put down the rag in her hand, turned around and looked at Xiaomi behind Sherlock in surprise, and warmly took her hand, "Just got off You must be exhausted from the plane, how about some hot tea, milk or sugar?"

"Can I add all of them?" Mei Xiaomi looked at the kind old lady and said embarrassedly.

"Of course, of course." She brought the tray very nimbly, put it on the coffee table, and took away the coat she took off, "My dear, just sit comfortably on the sofa, and I'll get you some homemade biscuits Come."

"Thank you, Mrs. Hudson."

"No dear. I've already tidied up your room, and Sherlock notified you in time." While turning around, Mrs. Hudson said to herself with a smile, "God knows how much I want a cute little girl , and while the boys are nice, they can be too loud sometimes."

Smiling and watching the old lady go downstairs, Mei Xiaomi heaved a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "You still like sawing wood in the middle of the night?"

"And shooting the wall." Sherlock pursed his mouth indifferently, and said, "Sometimes it's just too boring, how long can you stay in London this time?"

"Wait until the patient recovers, or the public opinion on the other side subsides?" Xiaomi nestled on the sofa with peace of mind, hugging the cup like a little hamster, and said with a smile, "It won't be too long, or Mycroft won't be able to bear it, maybe?"

"Fatty? Fatty is not important." The younger brother didn't show any consideration for his elder brother at all. He looked Mei Xiaomi up and down, and suddenly asked, "Who is it?"

Mei Xiaomi smiled and blinked, "What?"

"Don't pretend to be stupid, you know you can't hide it from me." Sherlock mercilessly exposed her desire to conceal, "Every time you want to hide something, you always have the same expression. After all these years, you must have made no progress."

"Tell me, who is it? You know I'm not your brother who wants to control as much as that guy." Sherlock took a sip of black coffee, seemingly unintentionally, "Do you need me to analyze it for you?" For example, the obvious scent of men's cologne on the body.

I know you're not my brother, but your lethality is just as amazing, okay?Mei Xiaomi looked at Sherlock, seeing him looking back firmly, she had no choice but to say, "Then you can't tell my brother, and neither can Mycroft."

"When did you see me confront the fat man?" Sherlock curled his lips in disdain.

"It's Bruce Wayne."

Sherlock put down his glass calmly, and repeated: "Bruce Wayne? That lonely, gloomy old man in Gotham, Batman who is extremely individualistic and has a serious tendency to self-destruct?"

Basically all hits, can it be said that it is Sherlock, who sees through the surface of Wayne's playboy and hits the inside directly.

... is it that bad?Mei Xiaomi looked at him suspiciously, and asked again: "Do you know he is Batman?"

Sherlock sneered, and said, "Since Anthony Stark in New York can be Iron Man, why can't Baby Bruce in Gotham be Batman?" He pressed his fingertips against his chin, "I I thought it was the tin can before, it always brings me a little surprise, huh?"

Although in terms of badness, these two are about the same.

"You sound like my brother now." Mei Xiaoxiao gave him a sad look, and said, "Besides, I haven't promised him yet."

It's too late when you promise!Sherlock snorted again, and said, "Anyway, you can stay in London for a while before all the public opinion storm over there is over." people.

I was used to Sherlock always humming angrily, Mei Xiaomi didn't take it to heart at all, she took a warm hot bath under the arrangement of Mrs. Hudson, quickly got into bed, and sent a group of text messages saying that she arrived safely , After thinking about it, I sent an extra photo of the room to Bruce.

Batman, who was beating up the robbers, heard the familiar ringtone of the mobile phone, kicked the last unlucky guy in the stomach, and then took out his mobile phone to look.

Arrived safely (～￣▽￣)～

Attached is a photo of the room.jpg

Looking at the lively Mei Xiaomi in the text, Batman returned to have a good rest.I wanted to take a photo too, but after seeing the dim lights, and the gangsters who couldn’t move in a circle under his feet, and the warm room decoration on Xiaomi’s side, he had no choice but to give up this one regrettably. idea.

"Maybe you should take a selfie?" Alfred said suddenly, "Miss doesn't seem to have your photo yet?"

Ten minutes later, Mei Xiaomi, who was about to fall asleep in a daze, took out her mobile phone and looked at it, and she was very happy.

The man in the camera is probably not used to taking selfies, and with the mask covering most of his face, Mei Xiaomi can almost only see the low cat ears and the tight lips in the exposed part.

She rubbed her belly, and couldn't help but replied: The cat ears are so cute, remember to touch them when I go back (＾U＾)ノ~

Through the screen, my legs don't feel weak in an instant, and people don't hesitate anymore. The Internet is really a good thing.

Batman provoked a smirk and typed a line.

When Mei Xiaomi saw it, her face flushed red.With both hands and feet, she stuffed the phone back to the pillow, and then covered her face and hid under the quilt.

'Of course, all you like. 'What a shame.Mei Xiaomi buried her head in the pillow like an ostrich, and then found out in despair that now her mind was almost full of bathroom incidents.

If you can't be seductive, you will be teased, eh~

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The author has something to say: Turn on the shameless flirting mode on the phone...I found it unexpectedly exciting~~~~

small theater:

Alfred: I haven't abducted the man home, dare you to send a few more words, will it tease the little girl?