[Comprehensive Yingmei] What about being gay friends?

Shame on you!

When Mei Xiaomi woke up the next day, she had only one feeling, that is, to pack up and get out of Wayne Manor, and never come back in this life.

She rolled up the quilt and sat on the bed seriously considering the feasibility of running.

"Dong dong dong." There were three knocks on the door in an orderly rhythm, and Alfred said softly, "Miss, are you awake?"

Mei Xiaomi shrank down reflexively, and the whole person huddled under the covers, trying to pretend that she didn't exist.As a result, as soon as she retracted, she regretted it again. If she had a thicker skin, she would just pretend that nothing happened and let it go. It was not Mr. Wayne.

She cleared her throat, and didn't know what was going on in her heart, but she blurted out: "No."

... Ah, Mei Xiaomi, you idiot, isn't there no silver 300 taels here!While spitting on herself, while poking her head out of the quilt, Mei Xiaomi tried to make herself sound less guilty and said, "Hey, I mean, I'm already up."

Oh, what a lovely lady.The old housekeeper who had already laughed in his heart hid a smile on his face, maintained a serious voice, and said, "Breakfast will be ready in half an hour. Do you use it in your room or in the dining room?"

Mei Xiaomi really wanted to talk about the room, but after thinking about the old housekeeper's age, it would be inhumane to force someone to climb the third floor, so she replied with a trembling voice, "Meal, let's go to the restaurant!"

"Waiting for your arrival."

Mei Xiaomi: ...No, don't QAQ

Bruce, who was sleeping next door, could clearly hear the conversation between the old and the young through the crack in the door specially left by Alfred. open.

Really, I haven't been this happy for a long time.

Bruce threw off the quilt, originally he wanted to struggle on the bed, but now he thinks it's more interesting to go down to see the frightened look of the little girl than to sleep back into the cage.

The heart of the bad boy who has been lurking for many years is about to move. He has a malicious taste and starts to wash up quickly.

Mei Xiaomi, wishing she could spend time in her room, took a deep breath, and resolutely opened the door with a tragic mentality of stretching her head or shrinking her head.Then he quickly glanced at the next door cowardly, seeing that there was no movement, he hurried down.

That scene, how should I put it, is no different from a rabbit coming out of a hole.

Downstairs in the restaurant, Meixiao saw that Alfred was fine, so she tried her best to pretend that nothing had happened and said good morning to each other.

When he saw only his own set of tableware on the long dining table, he let out a long sigh of relief.

As long as she finishes her breakfast quickly, she can leave here immediately in the name of visiting the professor, and then come back after dinner. Maybe Mr. Wayne has already gone out to watch the night by then. The plan works!

Just as Meixiao was happily thinking about her time to escape, Alfred suddenly raised his head.

Mei Xiaomi: No way...

"Oh, it's really rare. Master Wayne has also learned to get out of bed and eat breakfast. It seems that the power of a good example is infinite, isn't it?"

Mei Xiaomi opened her mouth slightly, she was used to seeing the old housekeeper's refined and gentlemanly side in front of her, and found that he was so merciless against her master, she suddenly felt very lucky.

Bruce, who was already immune to Alfred's poisonous tongue, saw the little girl's surprised eyes. He turned his head, smiled at her, and greeted her very naturally: "Good morning, Xiaomi."

Then I was satisfied to see the little girl's face flushed instantly, wishing she could disappear in place immediately.He tried very hard to suppress the smile that was almost bursting out of his mouth, and sat down at the table solemnly.

Well, he was worried that if he was too funny, he should scare people away, which was not his intention.

"Morning, Mr. Wayne." Mei Xiaomi, who was full of stupid things she did last night, put down her chopsticks stiffly, completely oblivious to the guy opposite calling her by her nickname.

"Bruce." Emphasized, the well-dressed man showed a charming smile, and took the tableware from the butler.

Mei Xiaoxiao lowered her head and was full of entanglements as she put breakfast into her mouth without taste.So, should I apologize, or should I thank you?

I should apologize for ruining people's clothes like this yesterday...

But I don’t know how to speak and what to do QAQ

Looking at Mei Xiaomi, who was inexplicably depressed while eating breakfast, Bruce had to reflect on whether he was too mean. It seems that it is not good to intentionally tease a little girl?

Facing Alfred's disapproving gaze, Bruce gave him a flattering smile, then took the two glasses of drinks in his hand, and pushed the hot milk tea towards Mei Xiaomi's hand.

"Xiaomi? Xiaomi?"

After Bruce changed her for the second time, Mei Xiaomi pulled back the thought that she didn't know where it had diverged, and looked at Batman who didn't know why she called her with trepidation, and wanted to call Mr. Wayne but was hindered by him several times. Stressed, stammering back: "Bruce?"

Hey~ What a shame.

"Are you going out later?" Bruce asked seriously, relying on his powerful acting skills, not to be too funny.

"Yes." After taking a hasty sip of the sweet porridge, Mei Xiaomi replied carefully, "I made an appointment with Professor Borton to arrange my study progress in Gotham."

"Let Alfred take you to the garage to pick a car later." After quickly finishing his own breakfast, seeing Mei Xiaomi's uncomfortable face, Bruce simply got up, picked up his coffee and prepared to go down to the Batcave to tidy up A bit of information, especially the part about Karma Taj.

car?Why did you suddenly mention the car?Mei Xiaomi, who didn't understand for a while, subconsciously looked at his leaving back, then tilted her head in confusion and asked Alfred who came to clean up: "Why did Mr. Bruce suddenly mention this?" Mr. Butler cleaned up the mess together.

"Because Wayne Manor is about 50 kilometers away from Gotham University." Alfred replied with a smile, "Don't worry, the master has a few sports cars that are very suitable for ladies in the garage, and you will like them."

Fifty kilometers!Mei Xiaomi finally remembered where the problem she had been ignoring had been.When she was in New York, she basically used public transportation, because the location of the rented house was good, and it was very convenient to go to Columbia University or the Avengers Building.If he really needs to travel far, Tony is more than happy to lend his car to Mei Xiaomi.

This is not the point, the point is, it was Jarvis who was driving!

So, could Batman have a Jarvis in his car?Mei Xiaomi wants to cry but has no tears.

"What's wrong?" Sensitively aware that the little girl holding the plate seemed to be in the wrong mood, Alfred asked with concern.

"Big problem." Mei Xiaomi looked out. The scenery of Wayne Manor is indeed beautiful and pleasant, but it is all built on the outskirts, which means that there are no people here, and even if you want to take a ride, you may not find a ride, let alone Talk about public transportation.

With a sad face, she said worriedly, "I don't have a driver's license."

"What about the way you pointed at the driver's nose and told him to get out of the car and go home?" Bruce, who got out of the Batcave because of such a trivial matter, asked dumbfounded.

Probably thinking that she had committed enough stupidity, Mei Xiaomi, who had already started to smash the cans, held her mouth and explained: "That's different, who will check whether I have a driver's license at a critical moment."

If you drive my car, no one will check your driver's license. They will just think you are my girlfriend, and then they will be excited that there is another piece of news that can be sold.Bruce shrugged and didn't tell her this, and finally behaved a little normal in front of himself.

"Let's go, I'll see you off." Picking out a key, Bruce walked ahead with his long legs, "It just so happens that I have something to ask you."

"Is it about Kama Taj?" Mei Xiaomi struggled sullenly to follow behind with her short legs.

Bruce looked at Mei Xiaomi out of the corner of his eye, saw that she was just a little depressed but did not appear to be thundering or raining, he was relieved, and said calmly, "Yes, get in the car first."

After closing the car door for Mei Xiaomi, Bruce went around to the driver's seat, quickly pressed several buttons after starting the car, and said, "Okay, tell me."

Seeing that his hands were just casually resting on the steering wheel without any operation at all, Mei Xiaomi said in disbelief, "So, you have automatic driving."

"There is also shielding mode, even Jarvis of Iron Man can't invade here." Bruce gave Mei Xiaomi a strange look, and said.

That's right, even with automatic driving, she still doesn't have a driver's license.The low-key Batman is not like Tony, even his own license plate is a special STARK series, the traffic police will just ignore it if they see it.

Bruce: Honey, who gave you the illusion that Wayne of Gotham is low key?

Alfred: emmmmm...of course, Bruce baby.

Different from the harmonious atmosphere of talking and laughing between Mei Xiaomi and the butler on the way here, now Mei Xiaomi is trying to mobilize her vocabulary to try to explain Kama Taj, idealism or stream of consciousness.

"So, in theory, as long as they have enough mental power, they can do anything." Bruce summed it up with difficulty.

"The world of consciousness, yes, consciousness affects reality, but that doesn't mean..." Mei Xiaomi frowned in distress, and then said simply and rudely, "In short, no one can do this."

"No, not even Wanda and Qin from the X-Men." Mei Xiaomi spread her hands and said, "Their abilities are very comprehensive, but anything? Impossible, it involves laws."

There is still a legend among the old monsters on Kunlun Mountain that the sage can follow what he says, but this is just a legend, and no one has really seen it.

"Gu Yi's departure means that Karma Taj will reshuffle the cards, but we may not be able to intervene in this issue of consciousness." Mei Xiaomi leaned against the window glass, feeling exhausted, "This time It's probably not over yet."

"Then what about physically attacking that ambitious man?" Bruce thought about a group of organizations that could directly attack people's spirit, and asked calmly.

"I know what you think, but it's impossible." Mei Xiaomi hugged her bag, as if gaining a sense of security, "The human spirit does not disappear at the moment of physical death. Especially for those who have undergone special training. .

The body is indeed the support of the spirit, but it is also a bondage.Even if he's dead, he'll be incredibly powerful for a while just out of physical restraint, and that's enough time for him to do horrific damage, especially if that person is crazy enough. "

No one knows what a crazy man can do after losing hope.

"I know what you're thinking, Bruce." Mei Xiaomi is surprisingly sensitive in this regard, which at least shows that her brother's teachings are still somewhat useful, "Gu Yi came here last night, just as a safety measure."

"And that insurance measure is you." Batman narrowed his eyes.

The author has something to say: the skeptical master, I actually think he is so cute~~~

Keep your claws~~~