[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Although I thought of black powder when I smelled sulfur, in fact, there was a hot spring in front of it, and a lot of weeds grew around it, and it seemed that no one cared about it.The dense white air made the surroundings look hazy. Although the sulfur smell was pungent, it couldn't resist the temptation of the hot spring.

"This is a good place!" Brother Hou jumped over, "Master, take a dip, it's good to relieve fatigue... Hiss, the water is a little hot."

Zhu Bajie had already rushed over, taking off his clothes while running, and when he got to the edge of the hot spring, he was completely naked, and plunged into it, "The old pig thinks it's just right. Uh...comfortable!"

"Your rough skin and thick flesh can't compare to Master!" Brother Hou scolded with a smile, "Master's skin is very tender. Can old tofu and tender tofu be the same?"

I started to think about whether I should take some time to give Brother Hou a cultural class. Although my level is not very good, I don't have to worry about ambiguity caused by nonsense.What old tofu and soft tofu, is this a metaphor?

Hey, tofu is such a pure word, who came up with the extended meaning?

I went over to test the temperature of the water, and it was okay when I put my hand in it, but after a few seconds I couldn't take it anymore.The hands that were fair at first were flushed, but seeing Zhu Bajie's whole body soaked in it and still licking the water freely, I must agree with Brother Hou's statement that this pig is indeed rough-skinned and thick-skinned.

Brother Hou looked into the distance, "Master, this hot spring is running water, Lao Sun will go down the waterway to have a look, maybe there is a place where Master can stand it."

I pulled him back, "Don't be too busy, you guys have worked hard this journey, just rest here, don't worry about me."

Brother Hou was still a little hesitant, so I pushed towards the hot spring, "Go, go."

Several Wu all got together and entered the hot spring, their clothes were taken off all over the place, inexplicably reminded me of the word Uncovered Assembly.

Amitabha, sin sin.

The Unsheltered Conference is a grand Buddhist ceremony. It is held every five years to give alms to monks and laymen. How can my thoughts be so impure.

I shook my head and walked towards the rock. I saw a layer of yellow powder on the rock. Combined with the location here, I thought it might be sulfur.

"Master!" Monkey Brother shouted behind me, "Don't go too far?"

I waved my hand to show I knew.

When I got the sulfur, I asked the red boy who hadn’t entered the water and was complaining about the lack of fish in the hot spring to burn me some charcoal. As for the saltpeter, I’ve heard of saltpeter, and I’ve also heard that it can be obtained in the land of reincarnation of grains by earthen methods, but right now , but without this condition, we can only try the effect of sulfur and charcoal together.

Honghaier didn't know what I was doing, but the crowd watched with great interest.

As a result, the small pile of sulfur and charcoal mixture completely failed my expectations, not to mention the explosion, not even a squib, it just burned like that, with occasional sparks.

Hong Haier squatted beside me, waited until the small pile of mixture was burned, looked at me a little blankly, "Uncle, what is this for? Do you smell it?"

I:"……"

Who knows what that was for, I began to wonder if I was a modern-educated time traveler, why can't I even handle black powder?

"Ah, I see!" Hong Haier suddenly realized, "Uncle, do you want to celebrate the New Year? I remembered that the firecrackers lit during the New Year taste like this!"

I:"……"

Your uncle said that he doesn't want to talk to you!

Feeling depressed, I said that I would take a stroll to relieve my mood.

What I didn't expect was that although this place looks remote, but when I turned around the hillside and looked at it again, the scenery changed.There was a not-so-big house in front of me. I looked around and saw four women doing embroidery by the window.I paused and changed direction.

Brother Hou said that there are good mountains and rivers here, and there are no evil monsters. I don't think this may be some kind of non-human beings, but I just want to take a stroll now, and unconsciously go to a place with few people.

As a result, even though I changed directions, it didn't take long before I came across another pavilion, in which there were three women playing Cuju.

This time I watched it.

As a football lover, I always like to watch people play tricks, but any world-class superstar in the past is not as good as those three women in the pavilion. Watching the ball fly up and down, the women are beautiful and graceful Dancing is really a kind of visual enjoyment.

I stood there holding my voice, afraid that I would disturb them by making a little movement and let the ball fall to the ground.

However, things backfired. One woman saw me and uttered a coquettish cry. The other two women also noticed and looked at me at the same time.

The ball dropped.

I am both disappointed and sorry.

"I've seen a few female benefactors." I put my hands together and saluted, "I disturbed a few female benefactors, and I still look at Haihan."

The three women pushed and shoved, and finally pushed a person to talk to me, "Where are you a monk from, and where are you going?"

"The poor monk is a monk who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Paradise." I replied, "Passing through Guibao Land, I saw a few female benefactors with superb Cuju skills, and I really yearned for them."

"Do the monks of the Tang Dynasty also play cuju?" asked the woman who was hiding behind.

"Those who are not monks can play." I really haven't paid much attention to the origin of Cuju, in the Tang Dynasty... maybe I often go to Buddhist temples, but I haven't seen it, but at this time, how can I say it? Not with me?

"That's right, let's play together." Another woman's charming laughter came from behind me, "We are seven sisters, and we can only play tricks, but there are not enough people for serious competitions. Now you come, eight of us Wouldn't it be wonderful to divide into two teams?"

"This..." I hesitated for a moment, but was pushed aside by two women, "Holy Monk, let's play together."

Then we started playing ball, although judging from the situation of the scene, it was more like me and the ball being played by those seven girls.People are most afraid of comparison. I am also a person who can enter the school team and represent the school to participate in the league. Now I am clumsy and no different from a beginner.I looked at the Merry Eye hanging in mid-air, and couldn't believe how precise the control was to kick that ball into a goal that was only a circle bigger than it.

Just thinking about it, a ball passed.

"Another goal!" The woman who scored the goal clapped her hands, "Holy Monk, your team is behind!"

I suddenly realized that women's football has been better than men's football since ancient times.

After a game, I couldn't bear to watch the final score, but to my surprise, even though I lost, the score wasn't ugly. As long as my teammates are too strong, with my big hind legs, I'm only one goal behind .

I was sweating all over, and those women were also sweating profusely, and they laughed a lot more sincerely now.

Then, they invited me to their house for fasting.

"I also need to change my clothes." Qiniang—yes, I have already figured out the names of the seven girls in front of me, from aunt to Qiniang, they are very easy to remember—said, "There is a hot spring nearby, we have repaired it at home. The sink draws water in, so you can always freshen up. Your clothes are wet and uncomfortable to wear."

This time I declined.

It's one thing to meet a few golfers by chance, but to enter the room to take a bath and freshen up... This is a bit too much.Even in modern times, no one would say this is a good idea.Usually, everyone just broke up, went back to their own homes, and went to their own mothers.

I offered to leave, "I still have a few apprentices who are on the other side of the hillside. I have been away for a long time at this time, and if I don't come back, they will be worried."

"Then ask a few high-level disciples to come together." The aunt made a final decision, "Little Five and Little Six, you go and invite people to come, and the other sisters will come home with me and the holy monk, and prepare for fasting."

I couldn't refuse, but it happened that it was meal time at this time, and I had just exercised again, and my stomach growled.Several women laughed together, pulling and pushing, but it was not the house I saw before, but a stone house farther away.

The walls are made of stone, the door is made of stone, and the tables, chairs and benches inside are all stone.

It was sunny outside, but when I walked in, I shivered for no reason.

This is not like a stone house that is warm in winter and cool in summer.

I'm so stupid. Brother Hou said that there are no evil spirits here, but it doesn't mean that there are no evil spirits here. I think I've probably entered the evil spirit's cave again.

"Holy Monk, come in quickly." The aunt was still urging from the front.

For the sake of our happy golf friends, I decided to let myself be more sunny. Don’t think that people want to eat me when I see monsters. What about?

Da Niang and Er Niang went to the kitchen, leaving San Niang, Si Niang and Qi Niang talking to me.After a while, there was a smell coming from the kitchen. It should be a delicious smell of fat, but it made me feel nauseous.

I feel that I will never even think about eating meat in my life, my body can no longer adapt to it.

"Female benefactor, the poor monk is a vegetarian and cannot eat meat." I reminded aloud.

The aunt's voice came from the kitchen, "The holy monk heard it wrong. What we cook is vegetarian. One gluten and one fried tofu are all vegetarian."

As soon as the words were finished, Er Niang came out with two plates.

"This is gluten." Er Niang introduced.

I saw a plate of dark things.

"This is fried tofu." Another plate was also put down.

This is not the same as the tofu in my impression. It is white and seeping, but it has a lot of black spots.

However, this is not a problem. The problem is that although I claim to be a vegetarian, it does not mean that I don’t know what meat dishes are like. If they think that I have never eaten them before and they can easily fool them, they are very wrong.

I stood up, "It seems that the poor monk has nothing to do with this place, several female benefactors, the poor monk will leave here."

It's a pity that at this time, we can't go anymore, San Niang and Si Niang blocked the door, still grinning on their faces, "This is a disappointment for the holy monk, our sisters have worked so hard to buy meals for you, why are you so ungrateful? Although this is not Plain ones are hundreds of times better than plain ones."

"The poor monk is a monk." I looked to the left and right, assessing the current situation.The Zen stick is in my hand, not because I expected to encounter monsters, but sometimes it is very convenient to use the Zen stick as a crutch in the mountains, but I didn’t expect it to be used for other purposes now.

"The monks can't recognize this." Erniang suddenly smiled foolishly, "Those passing by thought it was gluten and tofu, and there were no monks among them, and they all ate happily and praised us. The sisters are good at crafting."

A bad premonition rose in my heart, "What the hell is this?"

"This..." Er Niang dragged the tone, whetted her appetite, "This gluten looks plain, but it is fried with human oil, boiled with human flesh, and then boiled into a meat paste to make it look like gluten."

I felt a tumbling in my stomach.

"And this tofu is obtained from human brain slices and fried in lard. It tastes so delicious." Erniang looked at me bending over and smiled even more happily.

I couldn't bear it anymore, I drew my Zen stick, and Erniang's originally slender figure disappeared and turned into a big spider.

"This is Pansi Cave!" I suddenly realized.

"You monk, how dare you hurt my second sister!" Immediately, several flying wires shot from around me, sticking away the Zen stick in my hand, "At first I wanted to politely let you die, but now, I just changed Let us sisters drink the gravy!"

I remembered the way the spiders ate, and I felt bad.

Brother Monkey, help! ! ! !